Forty-second cute, take me as an apprentice

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Tang Sen doesn't feel that he has a strong learning ability, he is just more attentive than ordinary people, children who grow up in single-parent families are often more sensible than their peers, plus he has vowed to let his mother live a good life in the future since he was a child, and he always wants to learn more things, and reduce the burden on his mother as soon as possible.

"It's so-so!" Tang Sen smiled, "I also have to thank the little white dragon girl for teaching me swordsmanship." ”

Xiao Bailong took two steps back with a red face: "It's nothing, the little woman is only of this use." ”

As soon as her words fell, she suddenly felt a hand on her shoulder from behind, and then the other hand came out from behind and hit her breasts.

The hand that came from behind grabbed the air, shook it a little dissatisfied, and then saw Zhu Bajie come out of the shadows and said, "Oops, I didn't touch it...... Little white dragon girl, how can you say that you are useless? hehe, in fact, you are very useful, come ...... Sister loves you. ”

"Please don't ...... like this," the little white dragon exclaimed, "you...... You also said at dinner that there is pure love between women and daughters, why do you do such a thing now?"

Eighth Sister Zhu grinned and said, "That's a child's words, don't take it seriously." Sister, I like the soft skin of girls the most, the red mouth, and the soft breasts......" she said and drooled: "Come and let my sister touch it." ”

The little white dragon flashed and rushed to Lin Bai's back: "Brother Tang Sen, please help others!"

Tang Sen had no choice but to stand up: "Hey, I said Eighth Sister Zhu, what kind of reputation are you doing?"

Eighth Sister Zhu snorted: "You messed up the matter between me and Gao Cuilan, I have no place to go now, I want to come and go, so I have to come to you, and I will follow you in the future, hehehe...... Along the way, I can make out more with the little white dragon sister, so happy, and Sun Wukong's Lori, I like it very much, hehehehehe...... If only I could sleep with Lori in my arms at night. ”

Tang Sen covered his face, Nima, this guy's speech is really no different from those lustful middle-aged uncles. He protected the little white dragon like a hen in "The Eagle Catches the Chick" and said, "Don't you see that the little white dragon girl is very troubled? Put away your lustful appearance, this will only scare the girl, and will not help you in any way." ”

Zhu Bajie said: "You seem to understand it very well." ”

Tang Sen laughed: "I really don't dare to say that I understand other things, but when it comes to pleasing my sister, I have tens of thousands of ways, so I ask you if you are afraid." ”

"Really?" Zhu Bajie's expression was obviously a little shaken: "You prove it to me." ”

Tang Sen took out his mobile phone from his arms, snorted and said: "It's not easy to prove, I have a blacklist of incoming calls and text messages on my phone, you try to cancel the blacklist and see." ”

Zhu Bajie took the phone and said suspiciously: "If you cancel the blacklist, it will prove that you like the girl?

Tang Sen said: "Let's try it!"

Sister Zhu has not been pressed for 500 years like Sun Wukong, she can keep up with the times, she found the blacklist function with her mobile phone and divided it by two, and then clicked the button "Lift the blacklist".

"Dingding...... You have a new SMS message ......"

"Dingding...... You have a new SMS message ......"

"Dingding...... You have a new SMS message ......"

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The mobile phone rang frantically, constantly reporting that there were short messages coming in, and within a few minutes, hundreds of short messages were received, and Zhu Bajie wiped her sweat and said, "What's the situation?"

Tang Sen said: "You can just click on a text message and take a look." ”

Sister Zhu had actually vaguely guessed the content of the text message in her heart, but she still couldn't help but click on a text message, only to see that it was written: "Senior Tang Sen, I am Bai Ruoling from the first-year economics department of Imperial Capital University, I have sent you a lot of text messages, why don't you reply to me? I always call you and the line is always busy, have you already added me to the blacklist? Please, don't treat me like this, I really love you, I hope you can give each other a chance...... I saw that there was a photo of Bai Ruoling attached to the back of the text message, and she looked really beautiful and beautiful.

Zhu Bajie's feet were crooked, and she almost fell: "Is there a mistake? Such a beautiful little girl wants to stick to you upside down, but you actually pulled her into the blacklist?"

Tang Sen snorted: "She's not an otaku, so the ghost cares about her." ”

"You damn pervert!" Eighth Sister Zhu couldn't help but roar: "If you don't want it, just give it to me! ”

"If it's given to you, you won't be able to take it. Tang Sen sneered: "You don't know how to please girls, you will only scare her." ”

Sister Zhu was dumbfounded, stretched out her trembling fingers, and clicked on the next text message, sure enough, the content of this text message is the same, it is a girl who tells Tang Sen about the pain of lovesickness, according to this, the content of these more than 100 text messages is almost the same?

Zhu Bajie looked at the list of hundreds of text messages, and couldn't help sweating: "This ...... This...... What a madness this is, why do so many girls like you?" Before the words fell, the text message ringtone rang again, and a new text message was actually sent by another girl. Zhu Bajie gasped and threw her phone towards Tang Sen.

Tang Sen picked up the phone, quickly clicked "select all", and then clicked "join the blacklist", and said in a deep voice: "Understand, right? You want to compare with me to the level of 'pleasing girls', it's like hitting a stone with an egg, it's not worth mentioning, I let you easily win you with both hands and feet, if you don't want the little white dragon girl and Sun Wukong to hate you, just put away your lustful middle-aged uncle and give me a serious life, so maybe they will treat you a little better." ”

"That's ......" Xiao Bailong poked out half of his face from the back half of Tang Sen and said, "In comparison, people prefer people like Brother Tang Sen to people like you." ”

Zhu Bajie suddenly quieted down, the whole person seemed to be petrified, stood in a daze for a long time, and then her whole body began to tremble violently, after a long time, she suddenly knelt in front of Tang Sen with a "poof", and shouted: "Master, please take me as an apprentice, pass on my ability to make a girl, my requirements are not high, as long as you learn a trick and a half, it is enough to marry a wife, you don't have to have a huge harem like you." ”

I wipe, those in the phone are not my harem, I don't have a harem at all, okay? Tang Sen sweated, he showed that he had a lot of girls who liked it, just wanted to subdue Sister Zhu and let her stop harassing Xiaobailong, but he didn't expect that there would be such an effect, this guy actually wants to worship himself as a teacher? Is there a mistake?

Seeing his strange face, Eighth Sister Zhu thought that Tang Sen would not agree, so she threw herself forward and hugged Tang Sen's thigh: "Please, take me as an apprentice, I am willing to go to the soup and fight the fire, protect you from the west, you can do whatever you want me to do......"

"Really, anything?"

"Yes, I can do anything!"

"Well, from today onwards, you are not allowed to harass Wukong and the little white dragon. ”

"Obey the order!" Eighth Sister Zhu knew that Tang Sen was willing to accept her, and she was overjoyed, hugging Tang Sen's thigh and shaking desperately and shouting: "Master, let's teach the apprentice the easiest move first, what is the first step to please the girl?"

Tang Sen smiled bitterly and spread his hands and said, "The first step...... Cough...... The first is to pay attention to the appearance, don't wear your sloppy and dirty denim clothes, go change into a set of spiritual clothes, the suit is the best, remember, you can't buy the kind of suit that sells insurance, you want a high-end suit. ”

"Obey the order!" Eighth Sister Zhu jumped up and ran towards the gate.

Tang Sen breathed a sigh of relief, damn it, I finally fooled this thing, and the little white dragon girl would not be molested. He suddenly thought of something, looked up and said, "Hey, Eighth Sister Zhu, now there is a moon hanging outside, where are you going to buy clothes in the middle of the night?"

Zhu Bajie smiled: "It's okay, there is a 24-hour shopping mall......"

As she spoke, she opened the door and was about to step out all the way, when suddenly, the whole person froze at the door as if it had been pointed.

Tang Sen couldn't help but be surprised: "Eighth Sister Zhu, what are you doing?" He looked towards the door, only to see a fairy-like beautiful woman in palace clothes standing outside the door, looking directly at Eighth Sister Zhu, and Eighth Sister Zhu also looked directly at the beautiful woman in palace clothes.

The two of them separated the door and looked at each other with big eyes.

After a few seconds, Eighth Sister Zhu said embarrassedly: "Oh, Sister Chang'e, why are you here?"

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