readx;? In the eighth year of Jiayou, the Son of Heaven of Renzong died, and the Son of Heaven of Shenzong succeeded to the throne, and the country name was Xining. In the third year of the pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info Xining, Wang Anshi worshiped the phase change law and implemented the new policy in order to seek the way of enriching the country and strengthening the army. In this year, the society has collapsed, and there are often demons in the countryside, Su Shi University scholar wrote a book to admonish, using the demonic things to satirize Wang Anshi's chaotic government, and was belittled by Shenzong.

Su Shi returned home and told the little officials with a stomach full of annoyance. The little official's surname is Gao Mingyu, and he wrote a good article, which was even appreciated by Su Shi, and he thought that if Wang Anshi did not fall, it would be difficult for Su Shi to get ahead, and it would be even more difficult for him to get ahead. So he asked Su Shi for a letter to meet the king of horses, and thus got acquainted with King Duan, and after King Duan succeeded to the throne, Gao Yu also took a step forward.

In this year, a strange thing also happened in Qinghe County, Hebei Province, which caused the villagers to discuss and talk about it vividly. It was late at night, and the sky was about to send a purple thunderbolt, which fell thousands of ways, killing many livestock, and one of the thunderbolts fell on the heads of the children of the martial arts.

The strangest thing is that the boy was hit by a thunderbolt, and he did not die, but became a little stupid, and suddenly ran out into the street, shouting: "Crossed, crossed!" The villagers and neighbors were dumbfounded, and they did not know what he meant, and it took a lot of effort to catch him, tie him up, and hand him over to his brother's care.

On the second day, there was another shout like killing a pig in the small courtyard of the martial family, and the neighbors hurriedly ran over, only to see that the young man was riding on his brother, waving his fist and slashing his head and covering his face, and kept saying: "Who is the elder brother, who is the younger brother?"

The martial brother shouted: "Don't fight, don't fight! You are the elder brother, I am the younger brother......

"Then I'm not Wu Dalang? Why am I not Wu Erlang? Kill you......"

The neighbors hurriedly stepped forward, separated the two brothers, and teased: "Da Lang, you have eaten for a few years in vain, and you can't even beat your younger brother!"

Wu Dalang smiled and said: "This guy is full of brute strength, where can I beat him?" said to the young man who was as strong as a calf: "Second brother, you have been making trouble for a long time, and our cooking cakes can't be sold today." ”

The young man glared: "You still dare to call me second brother?"

Wu Dalang hurriedly laughed and said: "You are my younger brother, naturally I want to call you second brother, do you want to be the eldest brother?"

"If I don't be a big brother, I'll be poisoned......"

The young man squatted in the corner of the wall and drew circles, muttering in his mouth: "The folklore of the Northern Song Dynasty is so strange, my brother actually calls my younger brother the second brother, so that I think I am Wu Dalang...... Could it be that I have crossed over to Wu Song? Let me think about how I died...... It seems that when he followed Song Jiang to attack Fangla, someone cut off his hand, and then became a monk and died in the monk's temple...... I can't remember, but science students really don't have an advantage......

When the neighbors saw it, they whispered to Wu Dalang: "Go and invite a doctor, I'm afraid that Erlang has a magic barrier." ”

Wu Dalang hurriedly ran out and invited Dr. Li from the county. Doctor Li drove everyone out, diagnosed for a long time, couldn't see the problem, pondered for a while, and said, "Erlang, what is one plus one?"

After a while, everyone saw Dr. Li rushing out of the courtyard with his face hidden, running away in tears, and they didn't know what had happened.

Wu Dalang walked into the courtyard nervously and asked, "Second and second brother, what's wrong with Dr. Li?"

"He gave me an arithmetic problem, and then I gave him a calculus, and he didn't do it, and he cried. The boy muttered, "It's terrible to be uneducated......"

"Second brother, are you really not crazy?"

"I'm not crazy, I'm also from a science background, don't think of me as a fragile liberal arts student. ”

"Second brother, you really have a magic barrier, and you're talking crazy again!"

"Believe it or not that I beat you?"

......

Since Dr. Li's diagnosis and treatment failed, Wu Song has become more and more abnormal, at least in Wu Dalang's eyes. This brother nagged all day about inexplicable things like "making glass, making steel, *zha medicine", and after a few days, he became depressed again, and drew circles in the yard shirtless.

"It's terrible to be uneducated, I knew that when Lao Tzu was in school, he studied seriously, and now he really can't remember those formulas!"

Wu Dalang looked at him worriedly, and suddenly saw the things behind him, and couldn't help but wonder: "Second brother, when did you tattoo a tiger on your back?"

Wu Song, let's call it Wu Song, anyway, his previous life was muddy, so he simply abandoned his previous identity and lived again. ―― Touched it behind his back and said, "Where are the tattoos?"

Wu Dalang hurriedly went to the house to get a bronze mirror, and looked at his back, Wu Song looked back, only to see that he really had a tiger tattooed on his back, with white forehead and eyes, making a look of going down the mountain to eat people, extremely vicious.

On the left and right of the tiger picture, there were two lines of small characters, and Wu Song recognized them for a long time.

"Just like a tiger lying on a barren hill, lurking minions endure it!"

When Wu Dalang heard him read this sentence, he felt a cold killing intent coming out of his bones, and he couldn't help but shudder, and hurriedly said: "Second brother, this picture is ominous, it's better to find someone to wash it off quickly!"

Wu Song was silent, if his memory was not bad, these two sentences should be written by Song Jiang as an anti-poem, how could they appear on his back?

He couldn't help but be stunned, he inexplicably crossed into this world, and there seemed to be a lot of weirdness, especially the sentence behind it, which had violated the laws of history. Could it be that at this moment, history has changed?

Wu Song didn't know that at the moment he crossed over, the demon beast factor in the body of the first fierce god among the one hundred and eight demons had begun to awaken. The history that has not yet been fixed, at that moment, is full of infinite variables, and a vast and turbulent Xianxia world has since unfolded to him.

"I can't make glass, make steel, or *zha medicine, and I can't do it, so it seems that I will have to live honestly in the future. ”

Wu Song sighed, and suddenly realized one thing: Why do you have to make steel and make medicine to promote the industrial revolution?

Crossing is the strangest thing in itself, so strange that technology can't explain it at all, as a soul that travels, you should learn to reflect on why you came to this world, because what power came to this world?

This kind of thing can only be explained by ethereal immortals, and in the world of Water Margin, there are not many characters like immortals, Sun Sheng, the dragon who entered the clouds, Dai Zong, the god Taibao, and the mysterious Luo Zhenren, Zhang Tianshi, and even Gao Lian, who served as the prefect of a certain state, these people call for wind and rain, which is not a fairy means?

And the strangest thing is that these guys, who should be immortals themselves, actually have some of them serving in the imperial court!

It seems that he was really poisoned by those time-traveling novels, and those cross-cutting guys didn't ask for immortals, but engaged in construction and hegemony with great fanfare, which was really stupid!

"Brother, let me ask you something. Wu Song figured all this out and said to Wu Dalang: "Our Great Song Kingdom, are there any immortals?"

Wu Dalang grinned and said: "Yes, how can you not? If you want to say that we are the most famous immortal in the Great Song Kingdom, we must also count the ancestor of Chen Kuan who won Huashan in a game of chess." When Emperor Taizu was still a soldier, he met Chen Tuan's ancestor, Taizu was known as a chess player, and there was no right in the world, but he still lost in the hands of Chen Tuan's ancestor, so he was allowed to own Huashan. It is said that the ancestor of Chen Tuan is still asleep in the mountains today! Think about it, the characters who have lived from the Tang Dynasty to the present are not immortals?"

Wu Song said strangely: "Since there are immortals, why don't everyone visit the immortals and ask for immortality?"

Wu Dalang sighed and said: "How easy is it? This immortal pays attention to chance, that is, from the Tang Dynasty to the present, the emperors of more than ten dynasties summoned him to ask about the way of ascension, but they were all rejected by the ancestors, not to mention us ordinary people?"

He glanced at Wu Song, and his face changed: "You don't want to become a monk, do you? Tell you, don't even think about it! The immortals want to accept you, so they will naturally come to the door, and they don't want to accept you, and you kneel down in front of him and ignore you!"

Wu Song laughed dryly twice and said, "How can there be such a thing? Having said that, his brain couldn't help but move, and he wanted to ask the immortal to ask, the best way is to befriend Sun Sheng, the prince of Yunlong, and use him as a teacher.

Wu Song had no idea of the geography of the Song Dynasty, and when he first read the Water Margin, he didn't remember where Gongsun Sheng came from.

It seems that I have to wait until I grow up in the future and ask him on Shuibo Liang Mountain. ”

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