Fourth, three, three and three, climb the seven unique mountains

Update at 8 p.m. –

"What, other people's medicine is not dangerous at all, and no one has ever been killed. Little Ear cried out indignantly: "You can question my character, you can question my IQ, and even question whether I am a virgin...... I won't be angry, but you can't question the medicine I refined, otherwise, I'll be in a hurry with whoever I catch. ”

Seeing that she was very anxious, everyone didn't want to hurt her self-esteem too much, so they had to say: "Okay, your medicine is fine, it must be that Li Fatzi has a problem with his physique, and it is not compatible with your medicine." ”

Xiaoer immediately nodded desperately: "That's right." ”

"Well, it's all Fat Li's fault, it's all his fault!" everyone came to a conclusion about this matter.

Li Fatzi's body is now overwhelmed, looking at the crashed van, he showed a wry smile on his face: "Nima, I don't have to pay for work-related injuries this time, but this car is also worth more than 100,000 yuan, my money." ”

Townsend patted him on the shoulder sympathetically: "Have you bought car insurance?"

Li Fatzi instantly turned sad into joy: "I bought it, by the way, my car is insured, hahaha, then don't be afraid." Now I can't drive you to the Seven Peerless Mountains, you can follow this road and walk a few miles to get there. I'll call a tow truck and call someone from the insurance company to come and see the scene, and I'm going to get a lot of trouble anyway......"

Tang Sen and the girls had no choice but to walk forward, but fortunately, this group of people were all immortals and monsters, but they were not afraid of this little distance, driving the clouds and swords, and the road was a few miles away......

A big mountain appeared ahead, well, a very wide mountain range, very deep and long, with green trees on it, all persimmon trees. It is the season when persimmons are ripe, and there are many persimmons on the trees, and the mountains are full of red colors. Some persimmons are ripe and look like they could fall off the tree at any moment.

When everyone looked down, they saw that the ground was full of ripe persimmons, some of which had fallen to the ground for several days. It has begun to decay and deteriorate......

Before I even walked up the mountain, I already smelled a foul smell, which made people dizzy.

Tang Sen pinched his nose: "Needless to say, this is the Seven Peerless Mountains, and it is really a smelly mountain." ”

Sun Wukong sweated profusely and said: "It's so stinky, I feel like Yali is so big......"

Sister Zhu tore the corners of her clothes and made two cloth balls to block her nostrils: "Oh my God, this stinks worse than, this place is called, and all of them lift it." It's not even as good as. ”

"Anyway, do we really want to go up this mountain to subdue the demons?" Li Jing's face turned pale: "Don't, help." ”

Townsen's pears are not small, but what he promised others must be done, he lifted his feet and walked up the mountain...... As soon as he took the first step, he heard a "wave" sound under his feet, and his feet actually sank straight into the ground, a few inches deeper.

Originally. The ground looked like a piece of earth, but it was actually covered with a thick layer of thin mud. It wasn't mud, it was persimmons, rotten persimmons made of mud, strange to the touch, sticky, miserable. As soon as you step on your foot, you will fall into it, and it will take a lot of effort to pull it out.

Tang Sen screamed miserably, and hurriedly pumped his feet: "Nima, the ground at the foot of the mountain can already sink a few inches, how deep does it have to sink if you step on the top of the mountain?"

The girls sweated together and said, "It's not a problem to sink a few meters." This thing is scarier than a swamp. ”

"Anyway, your shoes are finished, they stink and they can't smell anymore. The girls pointed to Townese's shoes and screamed.

Tang Sen's soles were now sticky with rotten persimmons, emitting a strange stench, he looked at the Seven Peerless Mountains in front of him, and said miserably: "How did this Nima go in and subdue the demon?"

The two Sun Wukong said together: "No, we can't catch this monster, Tang Sen, you go by yourself, we will cheer you down the mountain." ”

Sister Zhu, Li Jing and other sisters also said together: "Yes, it stinks, this place is not suitable for women, let you take responsibility as a man, we are all waiting for you at the bottom of the mountain." ”

Tang Sen wanted to cry without tears: Nima, you nameless women, is this the rhythm of throwing the dirty work to me alone?

"Why do you all say it stinks?" Xiao'er suddenly spoke: "I don't smell any stinky smell at all, is there something wrong with your nose?" Hmph, if you don't go, forget it, I'll accompany Mr. Tang." ”

"You don't smell it?" the crowd was shocked.

"yes, it doesn't smell at all. Xiao Er spread his hands and said, "I only smell the fragrance of my clothes." ”

The crowd was speechless.

It turned out that Taishang Laojun was too lazy, she didn't take a bath or change her clothes all year round, and she lived in a dirty state for tens of thousands of years...... She is completely different from ordinary people's understanding of the word "smelly", she is very insensitive, but she is sensitive to fragrance, as long as there is a little bit of fragrance, she can smell it, but she can't smell any stinky things.

"Why are you looking at me with such strange eyes?" "Little Ear snorted, "I just don't feel stinky, and I don't believe it." ”

"The ghost wants to argue with you!" The girls spread their hands and said, "You can go with Tang Lin to subdue the demon, and we will cheer at the bottom of the mountain." ”

As a result, the mighty group of people finally became the two people of Tang Sen's small ears.

Tang Sen stood in front of the mountain, and said with a dark face: "It's time to go up the mountain, are you ready?"

Xiao Er said: "If you go up the mountain, you will go up the mountain, why do you have an expression like you are going to commit suicide?

Tang Sen had no choice but to walk up the hill with one foot, "poof", his foot sank into the ground two inches deep, the stench permeated it, he endured the pain, took another step, "poof", and his foot sank into the ground a few inches. Turning her head to look, Xiao Er looked indifferent, kicked and kicked a few steps in a row, her feet also sank into the ground, and the rotten persimmon mud was pasted on her shoes, but she didn't care at all, she walked like a fly, and soon walked in front of Tang Sen.

"Wow, I find that I kind of admire you, which even a man can't do, and you don't care. Tang Sen was really convinced now, and there was a feeling of wanting to worship her. This girl was fragrant, and I thought she had a habit of cleanliness, but I didn't expect that when she made up her mind to subdue the demon, she was not afraid of dirt or smell at all.

Xiaoer turned his head and smiled: "It's a trivial matter, just a little persimmon mud, when I used to refine medicine, I soaked in the medicine jar all day long, and I can bear the environment, this is just some persimmon mud, what's there to care about?"

Liu Mo saw this scene at the foot of the mountain, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up to Xiao'er: "Pure masters, real men." ”

"People are not pure men, they are pure women. Little Ear ran very fast, and in a blink of an eye ran into the woods.

Tang Sen had to hurry up, into the forest, the persimmon mud on the ground is even deeper, sometimes a foot down, will sink straight to knee deep, half of the leg is dirty and smelly, Tang Sen is so sick to his stomach, but Xiao Er still has an expression of indifference. However, her fragrant clothes are now completely finished, and her clothes are stained with a lot of persimmon mud, which has become a stinky clothes.

"Alas, I hope to find the monster sooner, so I can go back to the shower after cleaning him up. Townsend sighed.

"Wow, I found a medicinal herb!" Little Ear suddenly jumped out happily and dug up a plant from the side of a rock, which had a fat root, much like ginseng, but not ginseng. Xiao'er happily held up the plant and said, "This herb is very difficult to pick now, let alone grow so fat, it seems that it is because no one is active in this Seven Peerless Mountains that such a good yam can be grown." ”

She looked left and right excitedly: "Is there any other mountain? This mountain is good, if you pick another plant, it will be worth the trip." ”

"Hey, we're here to get rid of demons, not to collect medicine, right?"

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Er pounced out again, ignoring the stinky persimmon mud on the ground, knelt on the ground, and carefully picked up a flower with his hand: "Oh my God, this is ...... This is the Seven Treasures Exquisite Flower, this ...... This is a good thing that is hard to find in the world and underground, and there is actually a living one growing here. ”

Tang Sen Khan: "What kind of medicine is this flower made of?

"This flower can be used to make Qibao Linglong ...... Well, you'll want to ask me what Shippo Linglong San does. Xiao'er said triumphantly: "It is the best O medicine in the fairy world, and after eating it, even the most chaste fairy wants to find a man to sleep with." Five hundred years ago, I made one and quietly put it in the Queen Mother's glass, and the result was ...... Gee...... Something big happened, after the queen mother drank wine, she happened to meet the golden cicada who came to heaven to find the Jade Emperor's theory, but she chased the golden cicada to ask for joy, the golden cicada was so frightened that she turned around and ran, the two chased and fled, and forcibly crossed the entire heavenly palace, tens of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals did not block the two, when the golden cicada was chased by the queen mother in estrus and her face was blue, and I couldn't do it. ”

Townwend: "......"

Hey, don't treat me as a treasure with this nameless medicine!" Townsend almost jumped. And you're still stealing pleasure after making such a mess? You're crazy. Poor Queen Mother and Golden Cicada, Tang Sen couldn't help but sympathize with them.

"By the way, we're here to find the monsters!" Tang Sen emphasized again: "Don't look for these nameless herbs again, quickly find out the monster's habitat, and after cleaning it up, let's hurry down the mountain, I don't even want to stay here for a minute or a second." ”

"Okay, okay, people just saw the herbs and picked them easily, and they didn't specifically look for them. Xiao Er said as she carefully put the two herbs she had just picked into her arms, the roots of these two herbs were still stained with a lot of persimmon mud, which stinked, and she actually stuffed them directly into her arms, didn't this make the inside of her clothes very dirty?

Tang Sen felt that Yali Mountain was big, and this girl was fragrant, but now she made it stinky inside and out, which was really a tragedy. (To be continued.) )