502 cute, catch me and let you pose like eighteen
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So it's not good to say that the popularity is bad, it's obviously a trivial matter of touching the chest, but the three presidents were squirted by the monsters below...... It was as if she had done something heinous and bad.
The three presidents were unhappy, and crossed their waists and said angrily to the bottom: "Hey, you guys are enough, is there such a partiality?"
The monsters said together: "Cut! Who told you to always play tricks on people, now the whole lion camel country is your enemy." I advise you to be defeated by this handsome guy quickly, and let him take you home and pose like eighteen, pack up and come out to meet people. ”
The three presidents were furious, okay, what is the name of cute and cute, this is a very strange way of expression, in general, the three presidents are angry, but when she is angry, she still looks cute, and people can't feel how angry she is: "Okay, you guys who eat inside and out, wait until I clean up Old Lady Tang, see how I deal with you......"
She stretched out her hand and pointed at a horned monster: "You, that's what I'm talking about, I'm going to install a camera in your bedroom when I go back, secretly shoot a passionate video of you and your wife, and send it all over the lion camel country." ”
The long-horned monster was fluted, Great Khan, it is really possible for the three presidents to do this kind of thing.
She stretched out her hand again and pointed at a beautiful female monster with long hair and said, "You, I still remember that you were a singer in the opera house, and I will secretly install a voice changer in your microphone when you sing on stage, so that your singing voice is as ugly as an old cow pulling a broken car......"
The female monster sweats profusely.
The third president stretched out his hand and pointed at a chubby monster: "I know you like pizza the most, and I secretly put chili peppers in the pizza takeaway you ordered, hahahaha......"
The fat monster was shocked.
Tang Sen couldn't even see it, this Nima was simply a quarrel between elementary school students, and he couldn't afford to hurt it. He danced two sword flowers with the returning sword in his hand. Said seriously: "Third President, look at what good things you have done...... Today I have to take you down on behalf of your eldest sister and correct your awkward personality. ”
"Hmph, come on, keep fighting, I'm afraid you're weird. The three presidents laughed.
Townsend stabbed out with a sword. The three presidents waved Fang Tian's halberd to meet them, and the two fought in one place in an instant, and the fight was inseparable. I have to say that the skills of the three presidents are really powerful, and Tang Sen has exerted the divine power of the relics to the limit, and he is still not the opponent of the three presidents, and he has been beaten and retreated.
He wanted to activate the divine power of his previous life, but the three presidents didn't want his life, and they didn't even have the idea of hurting him. Tang Sen couldn't connect with the divine power of his previous life, and he couldn't exert his true skills.
The result of this fight can be imagined, within thirty moves, Tang Sen was beaten and retreated, only the ability to parry, and there was no power to fight back.
Tang Sen had no choice but to shout: "Hey, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Li Jing...... You've been watching from the sidelines, haven't you?
Sun Wukong's voice immediately sounded next to him: "Oh, my old grandson wants to learn from her what is cute." So I can't help you. Anyway, it's not dangerous, everyone is just acquaintances fighting and playing. Don't help, you won't have anything to lose if you lose. ”
The Great Khan of Townsen.
Zhu Bajie's voice also came to mind: "I don't help men beat girls, and it's such a cute girl, hum, cuteness is justice, it's good that I didn't help the three presidents beat you." ”
Townsend was speechless.
Li Jing is in a poem: "The golden wind and jade dew meet." Let's start fighting!"
Tang Sen couldn't help but complain loudly: "I'll rub, you're not a poem anymore, are you?"
Well, none of them can be counted on, so let's rely on myself, what if I have an "epiphany" when I am at war with her? The protagonists of those fantasy fairy tales often have "epiphany" in battle. and then instantly killed an enemy 10,000 times stronger than himself, Tang Sen felt that he was also a protagonist, and he should have a bit of an "epiphany" level.
Tang Sen did his best to wield the returning sword vigorously!
It's a pity that the epiphany didn't happen, he was still defeated, and was forced to retreat by the clever moves of the three presidents.
The three presidents laughed: "You can't beat me, hahaha, I said I'm very good." After laughing, she laughed at the monsters on the ground and laughed: "It's useless for you to cheer for him, look, he still can't beat me after all, wait for me to defeat him, and then slowly fix you, you all wait for me......"
"Wait for you. A monster shouted angrily: "Brothers and sisters, we can't be oppressed by her evil, live in the shadow of being tricked all day long, I don't want this kind of life, I want to fight with her!"
"Yes, the head can be broken, the blood can flow, you can't bow your head here. ”
"Raise your arms and shout against the spoof of the president, right today!"
The yokai made a loud noise, and then suddenly ran back to their house, and when they came out again, everyone was holding rotten eggs, green cabbage heads, and other things, and one of the yokai took the lead and smashed the first rotten egg into the sky, and then the rotten egg flew up like rain.
Tang Sen was panting from the attack, and seeing that the three presidents' Fang Tian painting halberd was about to sweep on him, suddenly, a rotten egg flew over and smashed into the cute face of the three presidents.
She wielded her demonic power, and she didn't care to use it to shake the egg away, but ...... The rotten egg was also thrown by the monster, and it also carried the demon power, although the demon power was not as strong as the three presidents, but it was still easy to break through a so-so demon power wall.
"Wave!", and the rotten egg went straight to the face of the three presidents.
The third president let out a "huh", tilted his head back, and the egg slashed his face, only to hit her.
"Wow, it's too much, I actually smashed the future girl's face with rotten eggs. The three presidents were furious, and before she could finish her sentence, she saw countless rotten eggs flying in a row.
The three presidents quickly dodged left and right, spinning and flying in mid-air, and a large rotten egg grazed her front and back, each of which was dangerous, but it just couldn't hit her. She laughed: "Look, this is the beautiful flying attitude of the Roc......"
As soon as she finished speaking, a rotten egg suddenly exploded in front of her......
It turned out that the rotten egg was not a real egg, but an egg-shaped container with a lot of flour, and the person who threw the egg apparently attached a demonic force to it, causing it to explode when it flew in front of the president.
So, the flour in the sky spread out and pounced on the three presidents in the face.
An 8-year-old loli monster that looked like a human was clapping his hands on the ground and cheering, "Wow, I hit the third president, wow, I hit the ...... Hahaha...... This is a flour egg used to play tricks on classmates in the class, but I didn't expect it to be effective for the three presidents. ”
Tang Sen couldn't help but sweat profusely: Sure enough, it is still necessary for primary school students to be professional in dealing with primary school students. Adults would never have thought of such a low-level spoof, but this low-level move is more effective than a serious move for the three presidents. You may not be able to beat her by comparing your demonic power and martial arts, but attacking her in a prank way has a miraculous effect.
The third president had a white face, but he was not angry, and laughed: "Wow, you little Lori is good, you have the skills of three points back then." ”
"It's a big skill, it's you who taught little Lori badly. The monsters scolded in unison: "Everyone work harder, we must kill the three presidents." ”
After saying that, countless rotten eggs and green cabbage heads were thrown up.
Tang Sen took this opportunity to revive his return sword, and used the "cover" of rotten eggs and green cabbage heads to attack the three presidents in a row.
The three presidents sweated profusely, and quickly dodged left and right, she was about to improve her demon power and scare the monsters below, suddenly, she felt a strange fluctuation of demonic power, as if she felt that something was echoing with her heart.
The three presidents frowned, glanced in the direction of the west, a wicked smile flashed on their faces, and thought to themselves: I see, hehe, this is fun, and there is a new spoof content.
The three presidents dodged a round of attacks, pretending to be suppressed by Tang Sen's sword moves, flattened his mouth, and said pitifully: "Okay, old lady Tang, you have united these monsters to fight me together, it's too bad! Count you awesome, I'm afraid you'll be able to do it, right? But I still have a pair of wings, and I can still escape, and I have the ability to chase me, if I catch me, I'll let you act like eighteen, and listen to you obediently, and I won't come out to spoof me in the future, but can you catch me?"
After saying this, the three presidents swung their halberds violently, forcing Tang Sen away, and then his body suddenly turned into a fresh wind and fled towards the west. Her wings can fly 90,000 miles with a fan, and the speed is naturally extremely fast, and she has already escaped far away with a single thought, and in the process of escaping, she actually lowered to a low altitude, lifted the skirt of a female monster, and walked away in her scream.
"Come on, come and get me......" The West could only faintly hear the voice she left behind, still echoing in mid-air, and in the blink of an eye she was gone.
Tang Sen couldn't cry or laugh: "This Nima, I'm too lazy to chase you." ”
"Handsome guy, go after her. A monster shouted from below, "We'll go with you to deal with her too." ”
Tang Sen Khan: "No, although she is a little overdone, but she is just a prank, and is it guilty of everyone working together against her? ”
"She's a poor fart, she's so proud when she messes us up. The female monster who had just been lifted by the third president was squatting on the ground, tugging at the foot of her skirt with tears in her eyes, and said depressedly: "Handsome guy, you are the only one who bravely stood up and fought with her, so we were all moved by your spirit, and took rotten eggs and green cabbage heads to help you...... Now is the best chance to defeat her, please lead us to clean her up. (To be continued.) )
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