Second, four, five, moe, assassination
Update at 8 p.m.
Tang Sen returned to the presidential election site with his three sisters, and the reporters here were still looking forward to the scuffle between the Taoist Party, the Buddhist Party, and the Otaku Party, but they saw that Tang Sen and Huli Daxian seemed to have reached a reconciliation, and they were very harmonious, and they walked back like friends.
The reporters couldn't help but wonder: "Huh? What's going on? Didn't they fight very hard just now? Why are they so affectionate now? Could it be ...... The handsome guy Tang used frenzied methods such as 'raw rice cooked and ripe rice' to subdue them?"
"No!" Tang Sen Khan hurriedly pushed the reporters aside to play, grabbed the camera and said: "The vast number of ordinary people in Chechiguo, I now want to issue an initiative on behalf of the two parties of the House Party and the Taoist Party, hoping that the friends of the Buddhist Party can also agree." β
The old Buddhist monk came over and asked, "What is the initiative?"
Tang Sen said seriously: "I hope that this election of Che Chi Guo can be re-conducted, of course, the new election will never allow any more fights and brawls to snatch the ballot box, nor will it be allowed to shave others' heads or transplant hair and other evil deeds, I hope that the people of Che Chi can put aside their beliefs and positions, and seriously think about who can really work for the welfare of the people and do practical things when he becomes the president." β
The three of Huli Daxian stood up and said: "The three of us will quit the Dao Party, where we came from eight years ago, we will go back, and we will not run out with a group of Taoist priests to fight again." β
"Don't fight?" The old monk of the Buddhist Party was suddenly overjoyed, when it came to fighting, the Buddhist Party was really not the opponent of the Taoist Party, because the combat effectiveness of the three guys of Huli Daxian was really beyond ordinary people, and it was because of the joining of these three Taoist priests eight years ago that the monks of the Buddhist Party couldn't even get close to the ballot box. How is it possible to win the election.
Of course, the old monk said without hesitation: "I also agree not to fight, but to vote again, and the votes obtained from the previous fight will all be invalidated. β
Townsend smiled: "Very good, please also ask people from both parties to redraft the election manifesto." Tell us what you really want to do for the people, and let the people judge which side to vote for. β
The three of them are just three thugs, the real leader of the Taoist Party is someone else, and the real leader of the Party is a compound internal political talent who understands politics, economy, and people's livelihood.
The reporters found that Townsend was prepared at all. I couldn't help but wonder: "Mr. Townsen, why don't you prepare for it?"
Townsend smiled: "I'm sorry, I don't plan to participate in this election, actually, I don't think the otaku party can really run a country well." Although I personally like otaku and otaku very much, from an objective point of view, otaku are not suitable for managing the country and handling government affairs, because the lifestyle of otaku otaku is more about satisfying their own 'spiritual life'. Instead of 'material life', but a country cannot develop just by having a spirit. A large amount of material is also required...... Although there is nothing wrong with the idea that otaku can survive even if they have instant noodles, it is not good to implement such a concept into the development of the country, so I am here to announce that I will withdraw from the presidential election. Please vote for the Taoist Party and the Buddhist Party. β
Tang Sen's words made the reporters look at each other, and then, a reporter shouted: "Look, look, the otaku and otaku on the Internet actually cheered for Tang Sen's words." It turns out that they all know that they are not suitable for running the country. β
"Please take a look at the otaku party speech on the Internet......"
"Lord Tang Sen is right, as a senior otaku, although I also hope that the otaku party can be carried forward, but think about it carefully, if you really let an otaku run the country, the country will definitely be chaotic. β
"yes, I'm a senior otaku, I don't care about railway construction, I don't care about public transportation, I don't even care about the Olympics or anything, I only care about when the new cartoon will be staged, when the new game will be released...... I'm very self-aware, people like me, it's very difficult to manage myself, if you want to manage tens of millions of people to eat, drink, live and travel, then it is better to kill me. (laughs)"
"I just want to stay at home, but I don't want the power to go out at home...... It's better to leave the country's power sector or something to the professionals, and we just need to stay at home, and don't get involved in any presidential elections. β
"Long live Lord Townshend!"
"Lord Tang Sen understands things well and is a model for my homebody!"
Since the people in the otaku party have expressed their understanding of Townessen's withdrawal, outsiders can't intervene, and the reporters obediently shut their mouths. Then came the election manifesto of the Buddhist Party and the Taoist Party, and this time the approach of both parties was much more reliable, and the leaders of both parties came forward to talk about the future development plan, the way to improve the country's livelihood, as well as the punishment of corrupt officials, the development of tourism, and so on, which won a lot of applause, and then the voting activities were once again carried out in an orderly manner.
This time, no one fought anymore, and in front of the election box, monks and Taoist priests lined up to conduct voting activities in a standardized manner.
Tang Sen had already wanted to leave Che Chi Country, but now that he was caught in the situation, he had to stay and see the last ...... I went back to the small hotel where I stayed before and stayed for three days.
In the past three days, the little girl at the front desk of the hotel has repeatedly "unintentionally" entered the wrong room of Townese, "unintentionally" crashed into Townsend's bathroom, and was bumped into by Townsend "unintentionally" changing clothes...... It's a pity that Tang Sen was always indifferent, and the poor little girl finally failed to seduce the handsome guy, so she could only cry pitifully.
Three days later, the election results came out, and the Buddhist Party was the ruling party for the first time in eight years with 51% support, beating out the party's 49% support. The monks couldn't help but burst into tears, and the little girl at the front desk of the small hotel couldn't help but set off two firecrackers at the door. Of course, they didn't dare to go against the grain anymore and issue a decree to bully Taoist priests, as if overnight, Che Chiguo would return to the way it was when Huli Daxian and they hadn't come, and the two parties of Buddhism and Taoism managed the country peacefully......
Seeing this, Tang Sen also felt that his mission was over, packed his bags, and beckoned to Sun Wukong and the other girls: "Let's go, it's time for us to leave Che Chi Country......
Hearing the news that Tang Sen was leaving, many monks and Taoists rushed to see each other, and the most interesting thing was that no one from the otaku party came to see them off, and the otaku and women in the vast area were still staying at home even if the sky fell......
Everyone walked out of the city from the "highway toll station" at the west gate of Chechi City, and the three of Huli Daxian also carried small bags on their backs, waved their hands at Tang Sen and said, "Let's go first." β
"The Lion Camel Country is to the west, I should pass through there, aren't you going to come with us?" said Townsend with a smile.
"No, we passed the phone with Zhang Duxue, and we wanted to go to Datang Kingdom first and discuss with her in detail about five million bottles of shampoo. Huli Daxian smiled and said: "After the talk, we will take a plane to the Lion Camel Country, you are riding a bicycle, it is definitely not as fast as us, we will return to the Lion Camel Country first and wait for you." β
Tang Sen smiled: "Okay, then that's fine." β
One by one, the people who saw him off came up to shake hands with Townsend and wave goodbye......
At this moment, on the periphery of the crowd, Tai Bai Xing, dressed in a suit commonly worn by humans, hid behind a large tree, his old bark-like face with a sinister smile. Seeing Tang Sen shaking hands with the people who saw him off one by one, he couldn't help but sneer: "Tang Sen boy, even if you are powerful, you can actually straighten out such a complicated situation as Che Chiguo...... However, I also have a backhand, and after all, you will be involved in the battle between the two parties of Buddhism and Taoism, hehehe. β
At this time, a little Taoist priest came to Tai Bai Xing and said respectfully: "Shangxian, you called me something?"
Tai Bai Xing took out a golden flying sword from his arms, handed it to the little Taoist priest and said, "You take this sword and go over, and when Tang Sen shakes hands with you, a sword is stabbed into his chest." β
"Ahh......h I don't dare ......."
"It's not killing, it's getting rid of demons. Tai Bai Xing said with a solemn face: "This man named Tang Sen is an evil demon, he pretends to be a house party on the surface, but in fact he is a member of the Buddhist Party, deliberately came to the whole party, didn't you see that in the end the Buddhist Party won 51% of the support rate, and was finally elected president? In fact, all this is secretly manipulated by him, this demon is heinous, I will send you to enforce justice in the name of Heavenly Court, you should kill him now." I will tell the Jade Emperor and make you an immortal. β
When the little Taoist priest heard this, he believed it, put the golden sword in his sleeve, and followed the crowd to see him off in front of Tang Sen, stretched out his hand, and shook it with Tang Sen.
Tang Sen has just solved the problem of Che Chiguo, and even the bosses such as Huli Daxian have been defeated, which can be regarded as the completion of a stage of events, it is when the mood is relaxed, where can he guess that a little Taoist priest will hide a deep evil intention, just like to other people, he also reached out to shake hands with the little Taoist.
At the moment when the two of them held each other's right hands, the little Taoist priest suddenly shouted, pulled out the golden sword in his sleeve with his left hand, and stabbed it at Tang Sen in the chest.
Tang Sen's surprise was not small, the two were very close to each other, and the little Taoist was very decisive, but in a blink of an eye, the golden sword was already in front of his chest. Caught off guard, he hurriedly transported his body protection divine power and built a wall of divine power on his chest.
The little Taoist is just a mortal, even if he uses all his strength, it is impossible for an ordinary sword to break through Tang Sen's body protection divine power, but the golden sword is extraordinary, with a strange divine power on the sword, the moment it touches Tang Sen's body protection divine power, the tip of the sword actually spits out a trace of sharp divine power, only to hear a soft sound of "boom", the tip of the sword has already entered the body. (To be continued......)