The second one is cute, and Shangxian makes a phone call
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The peachwood sword is very long, and with the arm of the Taoist priest, it is even longer. Theoretically, it is nearly twice as long as Townessen's arm. And the Taoist priest took out the sword first, but Tang Sen shot later.
Theoretically, the Taoist priest's peachwood sword should have stabbed Tang Sen first, but the actual situation was the opposite, Tang Sen's fist didn't know why, and actually hit the Taoist priest in the face before the peachwood sword stabbed him.
"Bump!"
All the townspeople and the onlookers clearly saw that the Taoist priest had been punched firmly, and the muscles on his face were obviously twisted and beaten into a strange shape, and then the Taoist priest flew backwards, far away, and flew farther and farther......
"Bump!"
There was a second loud bang, and the Taoist priest crashed into a big tree ten meters away, making another loud noise, and then slid to the ground with his back against the trunk.
All the townsfolk were dumbfounded, this ...... Why is this river god so vegetable?
The tourists laughed loudly: "Hahaha, I'll just say, it's obviously a fake." β
Tang Sen clapped his hands and said, "Trouble the police comrades in the town to stand up and arrest this Taoist priest for fraud, he is not a river god, just a charlatan." β
There was a burst of sighs in the field, and many townspeople couldn't help but froze.
At this moment, the Taoist priest who fell to the ground actually got up again, his face had been distorted by Tang Sen, and his eyes were full of fierce light: "Boy, don't get too carried away, I accidentally suffered a little loss just now, let me show you my true skills." β
He actually picked up a sword trick in his hand, pointed at the peach wood sword that fell next to him, and shouted: "Get up!"
The peachwood sword actually flew into the air lightly, hovering above the Taoist priest's head.
"Huh, Imperial Sword Technique?" Tang Sen couldn't help but wonder: this charlatan actually knows how to use swordsmanship. It was a bit of a surprise.
The peachwood sword suspended in mid-air obviously shocked everyone, and some townspeople with deep feudal superstitions immediately knelt down and shouted: "Oh, this Taoist is really a god, he can actually resist the sword......"
Someone shouted, "Young man, you have offended the true God." Don't hurry up and kneel down and admit your mistake. β
Tang Sen said angrily: "What's the noise? Isn't it just a swordsmanship? Where is the move that can only be used by a god? Don't talk nonsense...... This kind of move can be found by any low-level cultivator in the Dan stage. β
He inadvertently said a word, and really said that the Taoist priest's cultivation, that Taoist priest happened to be in the early stage of the Dan, and he was also relatively low-end among the cultivators, and he was pierced by Tang Sen in front of the public, and he couldn't hang his face anymore, and he took off his sword and planned to fight with Tang Sen.
At this moment, all the townspeople suddenly started to make an uproar.
The Taoist priest struggled to open his swollen eyes that had been beaten by Tang Sen to take a look. Suddenly gasped in fright, it turned out that the long package on Tang Sen's back was finally untied, and a flying sword flew out of it.
It's not an infamous thing like a peachwood sword, but a long sword with a cold glow.
The long sword flew into the air, but instead of hovering over Tang Sen's head, it hovered above the head of the Taoist priest.
The Taoist priest couldn't help but wonder: "How did his sword fly above my head?"
At this moment, the onlookers saw it clearly. Townsen's sword suddenly split in two, and two into four. Four is divided into eight, eight into sixteen, sixteen into thirty-two...... In just an instant, a large number of flying swords hovered above the Taoist priest's head, and the tip of each sword was pointing downward, pointing right at the Taoist priest.
"I rub. Ten Thousand Swords?" the Taoist priest saw this scene, and his face turned blue. With such a high-end mastery, he was really not needed by a mere monk in the Dan period, but the young man in front of him completed such a terrifying sword trick with a wave of his hand.
Finished. The Taoist priest was so frightened that he dared to resist, and with a pop he knelt on the ground, his forehead was on the ground, and he didn't dare to raise it again, and shouted in his mouth: "The immortal spares his life." β
The townspeople were also dumbfounded, Nima, is there a mistake? It turns out that this young man is the real immortal, and that Taoist priest actually knelt down...... Kneeled...... It seems that his river god upper body or something is really fake?
"Coax!"
This time, the townsfolk came to their senses and all bowed down to Townese.
Tang Sen couldn't help but smile bitterly: You guys, how can you say that you are good?
Tang Sen stretched out his hand to help the mayor up, and sighed lightly: "I can understand your feelings about wanting to solve the problem of the river turning black, but you can't go to the doctor indiscriminately when you are sick, like this obvious charlatan, don't fall for them again in the future." β
The old mayor's head nodded desperately: "Yes, yes, the immortal is right." β
Tang Sen said helplessly: "Don't call me an immortal, my name is Tang Sen, just a passing tourist, who knows a little magic, so he is not a fairy or something." β
The old mayor looked at the returning sword that was still hovering in mid-air, and thought: "Can ordinary passers-by play this hand? You are clearly an immortal, and you are too modest.
The town was about to go crazy by the problem of the whitewater river turning black, and finally a capable one came, how could the mayor let it go, a tiger pounced on it and hugged Tang Sen's thigh: "Shangxian, help, you are a really capable Shangxian, please save the townspeople of our Baishui Town, if the river does not return to its former state, the town will be dilapidated." β
"This ......" Tang Sen didn't know what to say for a while, and he didn't know why the river turned black, how to help?
The old town chief cried: "We will give you 4,500 grams of golden dragon, please ask the immortal to save your life." β
The ghost wants your golden dragon!" Tang Sen overturned the offering table: "Damn, don't give me this set, I won't do this kind of thing for money." β
"Yes, yes, Shangxian Gao Feng Liang Festival!"
"Immortals are not moved by possessions. β
The immortal waved his hand, not taking away a single cloud. β
"The immortals must save us. β
Tang Sen was made two big heads by this call, and sure enough, he had no choice but to be a righteous hero, so he came out and hit a fake, and he was immediately in trouble. He actually wanted to help them, but he never thought of a suitable way.
Suddenly. As far as the eye can see, there is a well in the center of the town.
When Tang Sen saw the well, he immediately remembered a person, the Well Dragon King of the Black Chicken Country, yes, why don't you contact the Well Dragon King. Let her help build a bridge and connect with the river god of the Baishui River, maybe it will work.
Townsend took out his phone in front of all the townspeople.
"What are you going to do?"
"Shangxian seems to be calling!"
The townsfolk stared wide-eyed.
Tang Sen dialed the phone number of the Well Dragon King, that guy is an otaku, and he must have answered the phone very quickly, and sure enough, only a few seconds later, the Well Dragon King answered. Her crisp voice came from the phone: "Oh, big handsome guy, why did you remember to call me?"
"Sister Jinglong King, I'll ask you something. β
Hearing this, the onlookers suddenly shouted: "Oh, it's really Shangxian, he is actually calling the Dragon King." β
"Great connections!"
"It's too windy. β
The laughter of the Jing Dragon King came from the other side of the phone: "If you have something, just ask." β
Tang Sen said: "Do you know which river god is in charge of the Baishui River?"
"Whitewater, I can't remember. King Jing Long smiled and said, "There are so many rivers, lakes and seas in the world, I can remember who is in charge of them all?" But it is not difficult to find out this matter...... Well. I check the Yellow Pages of the enterprise......"
"Poof!" the townsfolk spurted out a mouthful of blood: Nima, there are still yellow pages to be found here?
Of course, this is not a yellow page that ordinary people can check. Only those who are on errand duty in the heavenly court can come into contact with the "General List of Celestial Attendants' Duties", which is a very impressive form, from the heavens to the earth, from the heavens to the earth, from the celestial servants in charge of the stars of the universe to the celestial servants in charge of a well, all recorded......
The thickness of this thing. It can surpass Xinhua dictionary!
Of course, with the drastic reform of the new Jade Emperor, many positions have been dismissed, coupled with the sparse faith in the new era, many land gods, mountain gods and so on are vacant. There are a lot of items in this table that are empty.
King Jinglong checked for a long time, and then called back: "I found it, Baishui River is a little carp river god in charge, very cute red carp girl, she looks so beautiful, tsk, if you like it, you might as well make a date with her when you pass by Baishui River, maybe she will like you when she sees you handsome, and then you will be a beauty......"
The more he talked about it, the more infamous it became, and Tang Sen saw that the eyes of the townspeople next to him were bulging, and he hurriedly shouted into his mobile phone: "Hey, get to the point for me, don't say some nonsense and infamous words." β
King Jing Long said, "That's not the point?"
Tang Sen said: "What is the phone number of the carp river god? β
"Cut, look, sure enough, I still want my sister's phone number, man, that's it. β
"Damn, I want her phone number to get down to business. β
"Okay, okay, everything between men and women is serious, come on! The carp girl is very naΓ―ve and easy to deceive, if you add a little oil, you should be able to deceive her, her phone number is XXXXXXXX......" Jing Longwang hung up the phone when he said this.
Townwend: "......"
All the townspeople: "......"
After a long while, the mayor coughed dryly and said, "Shangxian, trouble you...... Ahem...... Give the river god a call and ask her to come out and meet her. β
Tang Sen was helpless, okay, the yellow mud fell in the crotch of his pants, not is, this call had to be made. He entered the phone number of the Jinglong King newspaper just now and dialed it.
The townsfolk all craned their necks: I heard that the river god was a beautiful carp girl, oh my God!
Is her voice good? Could it be a natural sound? Will it be soft and numb?
Ahhhh
"Dut...... Honk...... Honk...... The phone you are calling is turned off, or is not ...... in the service area" (to be continued......
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