Chapter 135: The Magical Vegetable Gang
Zhuang Zhou didn't seem surprised, but just smiled and said: "When will the boss be able to change this cautious problem? Everything has to be thought through, and after thinking about it, he will not leave it to just one person to do, and he always tells him a thousand times, where is his courage when he fights? A boss who is verbose and speechless in battle is really a headache." ”
Caibangzi's eyes were in a trance, and he seemed to be a little dazed, so he staggered and found a place to start sleeping, Ziyu Kong Xuan smiled awkwardly at Zhuang Zhou, and couldn't help but scold Caibangzi a few words.
Zhuang Zhou looked at the vegetable gang and smiled, and said: "I really didn't pay much attention to this pig before, but now I realize that its gag and stupid posture of pretending to be crazy and stupid are not much worse than the boss." ”
Ziyu and Kong Xuan glanced at Caibangzi in surprise, looked at each other, but the smile in their eyes was already a little clear, but at this time, it was not the time to worry about Caibangzi, and it was more important to explain things clearly with Zhuang Zhou.
Zhuang Zhou saw that the second daughter was about to speak, and couldn't help but smile and said: "Don't say it yet, let me guess, the boss asked you to come here, it must be about the human race, right?" The most important thing for the human race at this time is development, and the follow-up is estimated to have an old bear ready in the underworld, I just need to cooperate, now it's just a recuperation and recuperation, if so, I think you don't need to say, the human race has developed in the past few decades, the population has increased fivefold, and the coverage is getting wider and wider, it can be seen that I am still doing well, you have a specific strategy to say, if it is just a reminder, there is no need. ”
Ziyu Kong Xuan couldn't help laughing, this teacher, whether it is the main body or the clone, always has a surname like this, which is really interesting.
Zhuang Zhou suddenly remembered something, and said with a smile: "I said, you two little girls, do you have any thoughts about coming to Honghuang this time? Do you need me and Lao Xiong to help?"
Ziyu and Kong Xuan were a little dazed, not knowing what Zhuang Zhou was talking about.
Zhuang Zhou smiled: " I know that you have always remembered to do things for the boss, but you didn't pay attention to the news in the flood wilderness, so it doesn't work, no matter what you do, no matter when, the news is always important, not necessarily the most important, but essential, sometimes it can even become the role of deciding the surname, so, you must pay attention to the collection of news at any time in the future, this time I will tell you, now there is a boom in the throne, the cause is the lord of heaven at this time, it is the boy Haotian of the Taoist ancestor, I don't know if you also have any ideas about being a maid?”
Ziyu and Kong Xuan were still a little dazed, and Ziyu said, "But, does Haotian have anything to do with being the Emperor of Heaven and us being maids?"
Zhuang Zhou couldn't help but roll his eyes and said: "That Haotian is a boy for Dao Ancestor, so if you have a good background, you can directly be the emperor of heaven, as the boss's maid, don't you have a little ambition? ”
Ziyu couldn't help frowning slightly, and said: "What's so good about the position of the Emperor of Heaven? How can you be by the teacher's side? I think that Haotian is confused, right? He can be transcendent next to the teacher, but once he becomes the Emperor of Heaven, he can manage a lot of people in his hands, but those great supernatural powers, or saints, who will really take him in his eyes? It is better to follow Dao Ancestor at the beginning. ”
Kong Xuan also shouted: "That's it, how good is it to follow the teacher around the wilderness, to be free? Sitting in that position, I have to think about this and that every day, how annoying, I don't know how much cause and effect is involved, even if there is a little bit of dignity and luck bonus, but on the whole, it is still not as cost-effective as a quiet cultivator." ”
Zhuang Zhou smiled: "You are wrong, in fact, you don't have to be in that position, the position of the Emperor of Heaven has been given to Haotian, where is anyone who dares to make up his mind? I mean to say that other positions, in fact, can also be very free, such as the boss's four-phase and five-element throne, all sit well, and Zhen Yuanzi is the ancestor of the earth immortals, who can say that he is not free?" There is also the prince of the East, who is the lord of the scattered immortals on Penglai Island, and Chang Xiyin is the head of the female scattered immortals in West Kunlun, which is actually good, and you can tell me what requirements you have, and I will see if there is any suitable position?"
Ziyu and Kong Xuan couldn't help but glance at each other, both frowned, stared at Zhuang Zhou but didn't speak again. Zhuang Zhou, who was watching, couldn't help but be confused, and said blankly: "What do you mean? You look at me like this, but if you don't say it, I still don't know what you mean." ”
But I didn't want to say that at this time, it was the vegetable gang next to me who said in surprise: "I said, I think you should not ask any more, if you are not the teacher's good corpse, I think they can't help but come up and beat you now, even if their cultivation is not as good as yours, but, magic weapons, supernatural powers, and all kinds of strange ideas, with your surname, I'm afraid it's difficult to deal with, so my advice to you is, shut up!"
This time, Zhuang Zhou, Ziyu, and Kong Xuan were all stunned, Cai Bangzi has always been distracted except for sleeping, and there are really few normal times, and only when Zhuang Xiong asks him any questions, he will reluctantly say a few words, this time not only did he take the initiative to speak, but he also said it so surely, it was reasonable, but it really made the three of them stunned, and they didn't figure out what the situation was for a while.
Cai Bangzi was still lying there lazily at this time, and said lightly: "What's so strange? Didn't Teacher Zhuang Zhou just say that I was a bit similar to the teacher? Why do you still look at me with such strange eyes?"
The three of them still felt a little stunned, Zhuang Zhou couldn't help but speak first: "How can I say that I am also the good corpse clone of your master, and I can also represent your master here, right? Why do you dare to be so unkind to me? Aren't you afraid that I will punish you?"
Hearing Zhuang Zhou's mouth, Ziyu couldn't help but ask: "Why did you choose such a time to be serious? For so many years, you have not been serious at the teacher's side, even if you are serious, you are just honest as a mount, but you have not spoken so amazingly once." ”
Kong Xuan asked, "By the way, are you really pretending to be crazy and stupid all the time?"
Cai Bangzi looked at the three of them as if he was bored, and first said to Kong Xuan: "Our pig's surname is to be delicious and lazy to sleep, so it can't be regarded as pretending, but it is just because of his surname, so it is normal not to see it, it's just, after all, I have been practicing for so many years, even if I only think about a little thing every day, it is enough to accumulate a lot, isn't it?"
The three people who watched nodded in understanding, and Cai Bangzi said to Ziyu again: " Why did you choose this time, say a disrespectful word, purely because the master is not around, and I, but also a little depressed, so I can't help but speak, you will not have such strange ideas as the master, nor so strong curiosity, will not ask me some very speechless questions, and even if you go back to tell the master, as long as I doze off, the master will not bother to ask, and the master has been doing a lot recently, where will always remember this little thing, it is estimated that he will soon forget about it. ”
The three of them seemed to be a little numb, this pig was obviously thinking very clearly, not only had they thought of everything, but even the way back, but they were really a little surprised.
Cai Bangzi finally put his eyes on Zhuang Zhou, and the corners of his mouth pulled out a smile and said: "As for Mr. Zhuang Zhou, I dare to say this because the old man and the bear master have made an evaluation of you, that is, the mouth is hard and soft-hearted, and the surname is kind, even if you kill a lot of demon clans, but it is only the master's orders, and the demon clan has done too much, touching your bottom line, and I am different from the demon clan, just to say a few harmless words, and I am the lord's mount, you will still give the lord this face, right?" ”
Zhuang Zhou pulled his mouth and laughed dryly, then turned around and sat down blankly, not knowing what he was thinking. But Ziyu and Kong Xuan didn't seem to be in disbelief until now, and couldn't help asking: "That, I want to ask, are you really the junior disciple of the Caibangzi?"
Cai Bangzi couldn't help but roll his eyes and said: "I said two senior sisters, I have been following the master, to say that in this desolation, except for Dao Ancestor, who else can silently take away me by the master's side? Even a few saints can't do it? And Dao Zu came to take away me, what is a little pig in the realm of Da Luo? Not to mention that it is still the mount of his own disciple?"
Ziyu and Kong Xuan couldn't help but smile awkwardly and said, "That, let's just ask casually." After saying that, the two daughters couldn't help but glance at each other, and they still seemed to feel that this thing was very unbelievable, which was unacceptable for a while.
Cai Bangzi couldn't help but feel a little helpless, and seemed to understand why Zhuang Xiong even if his surname changed later, but sometimes he still pretended to be like Xiaobai, he really couldn't communicate with these people smoothly, and his receptivity seemed to be a little poor? It's not right to always look at people with old eyes.
It's just that Caibangzi is rare to be serious once, naturally it's not as simple as answering questions for a few people, or giving Zhuang Zhou a wake-up call to Ziyu Kong Xuan when he's bored, and it's not as simple as proving whether he is normal or not, how good it is to continue pretending to be serious without serious things, why do you have to jump out?
Seeing that the three of them were still thinking about their own things, Cai Bangzi couldn't help but shout: "That, two senior sisters, in fact, I want to tell you about the issue of the throne and the task assigned by the master, let's get down to business, okay?"
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