"Hahaha, pull it down, you are old Yu" King Kong Cannon pinched the Qi Observation Technique and saw my light blue breath.

Originally, I was in a good mood and wanted to tease and tease this guy, but now it seems that there is no play. I gave him the inner dan of the Five Earth Sweeping Python in my hand, sat on the ground and took out the kettle.

"Old Yu, what is this?" King Kong Cannon looked at the Neidan in his hand.

"Snake eggs!" I teased as I took a sip of my drink.

"But you just said that it was Nedan who came from. "King Kong Cannon is no longer a tiger at this time.

"This is the inner pill of that giant python, it is the essence of its years of cultivation, swallowing it can replenish the true yuan aura, you can eat it." "I'm just talking.

"I'll give it to you, I'm stupid to death, it's useless to eat this thing. "King Kong Cannon does not forget righteousness when it sees profit.

"My five elements belong to water, this thing is harmful to me, you belong to the earth, it is useful to you. "I'm telling the truth.

No wonder this guy had to choose to join the engineer detachment in the first place, he was still troubled by the things in his bones after a long time, could it be that the people of the five elements like to dig pits and dig holes.

"Old Yu, what are you?" King Kong Cannon picked up Nedan and sniffed it in front of his nose.

"Water, you just happened to restrain me, so I was unlucky to follow you when I was with you. I laughed.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey~ Old Yu, then you're welcome, just eat like this?" As soon as the King Kong Cannon hehehe, I knew that he was tempted, this guy's aura accumulated too slowly, and this thing just supplemented what he lacked, so it was strange that he was not tempted.

"You don't eat like this, and you still want the cooking class to fry two dishes for you?" I scolded.

"That guy was so ugly just now, its Dan wouldn't be poisonous, right?"

"I'll bring it to me, I won't give it to you. "I'm pretending to grab it.

"I'll eat, I'll eat......" King Kong Cannon said as he swallowed the Neidan in his hand.

This guy waited nervously for a long time, and when he saw that there was nothing unusual, he was relieved and stretched out his finger to observe his breath to determine the effect, "Old Yu, I was originally silver-white, why is it red now?"

"Grass, when you eat the elixir, it's not bad, I guess I haven't absorbed it yet, wait. "I went from silver to red for several months.

"Old Yu, is the formation here broken?" King Kong Cannon took out a cigarette and handed it to me, to say to the heart, the air here is not suitable for smoking, but I was too nervous before, and now I feel weak and lazy to move as soon as my spirit is relaxed.

"No!" I put down the kettle, took my cigarette and lit it.

"Ahh

"Dig up the fart, those ghosts were sucked in and beaten at that time, and now the souls of those soldiers have long since run out, and no one has tossed them anymore. Besides, the feng shui here is so good, it is estimated that you will not be able to go out with a whip. I said analytically.

"That's great, let's go, Lao Yu, what about these guys?" King Kong Cannon pointed to the pile of rotten meat not far away.

"Digging graves and digging graves greatly damages yin morality, and the things that accompany the burial are taken from the great evil. "I don't have any sympathy for these guys, you should have expected this day when you were out spending a lot of money.

"Does this count me?" As soon as I said this, I was so frightened that I hurriedly took out the rusty ancient coins I had just picked up from my pocket, and asked me with trembling hands, making me cry and laugh.

It was already late in the evening when King Kong Cannon and I struggled out of the cave. Breathing in the fresh mountain air and smelling the trees and grass, it was as if everything before was just an illusory dream.

"Old Yu, do you want these things?" asked me, pointing to the things left behind by the previous tomb robbers.

"Don't. I said as I crouched down and pulled something out of my backpack to get to work.

"Old Yu, are you going to burn incense?" asked King Kong Cannon as he looked at what I had made.

"Burn a fart, these sticks of incense are connected together to make a time-delay device, and when the incense burns to these matches tied at the back, it will cause an open flame, and the open flame will lead to the hay, and the hay will lead to the dead branches, and the dead branches will detonate the insecticide. I explained.

"What the hell are you trying to do?" King Kong still didn't understand what I meant.

"Here we only entered the main burial chamber, it stands to reason that there should be a few other burial chambers in front, more or less there will be some antiques or something, even if there is nothing, the tools used to dig the tomb and the weapons of these soldiers have passed for more than a thousand years, and they should have some value, anyway, there is no danger here, let the country get rid of it, it is also a good thing for us." I lit incense as I spoke, and picked up my backpack.

At my urging, King Kong Cannon and I returned to the parking place as fast as we could. The driver found the IC card phone erected on the side of the road, picked up the phone and called the police: "Hey, 110? Someone is digging an ancient tomb in the south of Yuqingyuan Cemetery, you can go quickly...... Don't ask us who we are, go ahead, they've arranged explosives to blow up the grave......"

"Old Yu, you are so powerful, fortunately you brought incense and matches, otherwise if you don't make some movement, the police may not necessarily go to the mountains and forests in the dark. "The King Kong Cannon has now finally figured out what my device does.

"What a fart, the incense is going to be burned to my old aunt, and the matches are taken from the hotel. I said, pulling out a matchbox and pointing to the words on it.

Hanging up the phone, I and King Kong Cannon found a good hotel to treat themselves, who knew that when I pushed the door in, I was stopped by the welcome lady, "Sir, you can't enter if you are not neatly dressed." ”

The two of us were stunned for a moment, looking back at ourselves, covered in dust, dirty, and the King Kong cannon was still holding pine needles at one end, and the image was indeed not very good.

The two of us simply flapped the dust on our bodies a few times, and then they put us in. As soon as he looked up, he was unhappy to see the contemptuous expressions of those people, and he put down the urine jar he was holding in his hand and said, "What do you see, we don't wear it well, but we dare to jump over the wall, why don't you order it when you wear it so well?"

This voice is so good, no one dares to underestimate the two of us, in fact, people don't even dare to look at it. I pushed the King Kong Cannon, "Hurry up and eat, we'll have to go back when we're done, I also got a ghost there." ”

"What are you doing with that?" asked King Kong Cannon puzzled.

"Hehe, keep it secret for ...... time being"

After eating, King Kong Cannon beckoned to the waiter, took out two hundred yuan from his pocket, and shouted loudly.

"The waiter settles the account, you don't need to look for more, and you will be tipped as a tip. ”

"Sir, you ......"

"I said, don't look for it," King Kong Cannon deliberately shouted loudly as he swept his eyes at the tables of guests who were frowning just now.

"Sir, two hundred is not enough!"