The beauty in her arms woke up with a "bang", her pair of starry eyes opened with a little difficulty, and she couldn't believe her eyes when she saw her husband holding her!

"Husband! I had a nightmare! I dreamed that a woman who looked exactly like me suddenly appeared in the bathroom, she hit me with a glass and broke my head! I fainted in pain!

Xiao Yu nodded, "Xiao Meng, you didn't dream! That woman really hit you, she is outside the bathroom now!"

Xiao Meng shook her head painfully, "That woman is so ruthless! Why can she change into me? I remember that I fainted for a while, and the blood was stained! Where have you been during this time?"

Xiao Yu opened his mouth to explain, but he found that he couldn't talk about it! Immediately closed his mouth again! But Xiao Meng looked at Xiao Yu suspiciously, and immediately cried, "Woo! Xiao Yu, you are lost!"

Looking at the red lip mark that has become a line from his lower abdomen to his forehead, Xiaoyu is also drunk!

"Smack!" A loud slap, looking at the little fish covering his right face, Xiao Meng gritted his teeth and said, "You bastard, you are mine!

The little fish was speechless and choked. It is said that Xiaomeng has always been a female man, although Xiaoyu has always wanted to treat her as a woman, because she has a great mind that ordinary women do not have, enough to hold an ultra-thin apple, other women look at their own flat airfield, and the effect of stacking props cannot be compared at all!

But on the night of a date a year ago, Xiaoyu was defeated by Xiaomeng. It was a late autumn night, Xiao Meng had just finished singing at a literary evening, a three-foot green silk shawl, a leather skirt, in the late autumn moonlight, it looked so graceful!

Xiao Yu quickly chased after him, and in the face of the envious eyes of many people, he sent a bunch of roses, "Beauty, don't mind walking together for a while." I'm just on my way with you!"

Xiao Meng's face was a little faint in her hair, but she happily took the rose and stuffed it into the basket, "Don't pretend, who doesn't know that your home is in the north and my home is in the east." Don't move, I'll be there in two steps, if you don't go home, be careful that a female ghost robs you!"

The sad little fish insisted that Qingshan did not relax, and took two quick steps, "Beauty, can't a bouquet of roses say a few more words?! Look, how have I behaved in the past two days?"

Glancing at Xiao Yu with disdain, Xiao Meng said in a good time, "Your performance, isn't it just to give me a worthless MP3 and then ask me for a meal?"

Hanging his head in frustration, Xiao Yu said softly, "What's more! When you sang "Sunshine Avenue" tonight, I applauded the loudest in the audience!"

Xiao Meng's face was even more sarcastic at this time, and she simply interrupted Xiao Yu, "Okay! Several sisters in the backstage are asking me, where did that stupid lack in the audience come from? I don't know if I applaud at the end of the meeting? It's old-fashioned at first glance!"

"Oh!" "Oh!" When Xiao Yu heard it, he had to reveal his stuffing! "Alas, who let himself not understand music?!"

However, he who has already saved up the last bit of this month for a bouquet of roses, where is he willing to let the beautiful woman leave like this! Xiao Yu stepped forward and hurriedly accompanied the smiling face, "Beauty! I'll leave after a few more words!"

Hearing Xiaoyu say a few more words and leave, Yin Xiaomeng got into the car and raised her pretty face under the bright lights of the square, "Say! My mother is still waiting for me to go back for supper!"

As soon as Xiaoyu heard the play, "I'll tell you a joke." Haha!"

"Okay! I laughed too!Don't talk about it!" Xiaomeng saw the vulgar little fish, and suddenly lost her mood, so she pushed the bicycle and left!

Xiao Yu said in the back, "There was once a female man who never thought of himself as a female man, and always thought of himself as a gentle and beautiful woman!"

Xiao Meng paused angrily, crossed her waist, and raised her eyebrows upward, "Dead Xiaoyu, are you talking about me?!"

Xiao Yu hurriedly stepped back, "No, no! I just told you, you see that people say that the difference in height between men and women is 13 centimeters is the most suitable!" After speaking, he straightened his chest and looked at Xiao Meng!

Xiao Meng was a little stunned, "You're not right to say that! I'm 1.63 meters tall, do I still want to find a man who is 1.5 meters tall?"

"Haha!" Xiao Yu laughed out loud, out of breath, "I said you don't know that you are a female man, you still don't believe it?!"

Xiao Meng scratched her hair, looked at Xiao Yu, who was half a head taller than herself, and thought about what Xiao Yu said, and couldn't help but laugh along. Really, this is the first time in her life that she feels like a woman!

Looking at the "haha" smirking little fish, Xiao Meng's heart rippled for the first time, "Anyway, having such a pleasing second goods is not bad!"

Just as Xiao Yu covered his face in reverie, there was a "boom", and the door and wall of the bathroom were smashed to pieces!

But it's appropriate to call it a monster now. More than half of the skin on its body was torn by the violent impact, half of it was a beauty, half of it was exposed!

What a horrible picture!

Xiaomeng "Ah!" screamed, and buried her head in Xiaoyu's arms in fright!

Xiao Yu smiled and said to it: "I know that you are not human! Let your tongue be bright and lotus, three inches will not rot, I will know! Because you have no humanity!"

Stretching out its fragrant tongue and licking the corner of its mouth, it smiled and said, "Octopus, no matter what, you are lost in my hands!

"Smack!" was another loud slap, and Xiao Yu covered his left cheek sadly, "Daughter-in-law, I was wrong!"

Yin Xiaomeng put on a bathrobe behind Xiao Yu, and then stood up, and the halberd pointed at the monster and scolded, "You monster!

The monster turned sideways, showing its beautiful lines, and turned its head and said, "Why, is this still a monster?

Xiao Yu didn't take a stand at this time, he was looking for death, he knew that Xiao Meng didn't know what it meant at all! Take a step forward, "I'm sorry! What you are doesn't matter now! Now, I have this light mask protection, what can you do to me! You get out of here!"

Xiao Meng also stared fiercely at the half-human and half-mechanical monster in front of her, and now what was surging in her heart was the pride of the matriarchal society, and her eyes had already announced, "This home is mine, everything here is mine!

The monster didn't mean to go at all, it danced the Crazy Horse Show sideways, the bewitching dream of Paris hummed decently, and the delicate chanting was accompanied by short panting sounds from time to time, making Xiaoyu and Xiaomeng dumbfounded!

Xiao Meng stomped her feet angrily, "Slut!"

"Yes, slut, you dance so cheaply, compared to the Crazy Horse Show!" Xiao Yu said viciously. But as soon as he finished speaking, he felt that his ears were tight, and it turned out that he was pinched by Xiao Meng, "Black and ugly dead little fish!

Where is Xiao Yu in the mood to introduce Crazy Horse Show, one of the three major shows in Dream Paris?!"Daughter-in-law, we'll study this later!

The monster laughed, "Don't worry at all! I won't go! I'll drain the energy of your barrier!"

Xiao Yu suddenly felt sad and indignant in his heart! Anyway, the Faramir barrier in his hand was stolen from his father Zhang Baotian's room. Last night, Zhang Baotian drank too much, and when he saw that Xiaoyu was about to get married, he couldn't be patient with excitement, and after drinking a cup of Wuliangye, he walked back to the room and took out a package tightly wrapped in rags.

"Xiaoyu! This thing was given to you by Erlang God! However, he told me not to open it until you were 32 years old! However, I want to tell you about this matter! Lest one day, your father and I will be gone, and you will still be in the dark!" Zhang Baotianshen mysteriously wrapped this package in front of Xiaoyu's eyes and shook it for a while, and then put it back with a smile, which made Xiaoyu wonder so much!

Xiao Yu toasted Zhang Baotian again, "Hehe, Dad, what is that?!"

Zhang Baotian "Baz" took a sip of Letaotao, "Don't get close to me! I don't know! You just know about this matter anyway! I didn't expect that Erlang God would give us something! Although you kid has not been very productive, you can be regarded as arranging a job." I don't know, you won't die, and there will be a blessing in the future!"

When Xiao Yu heard this, he was a little dumbfounded, "Dad, what are you talking about? You mean I almost died when I was a child?!"

When Zhang Baotian heard Xiao Yu's question, he remembered the tragedy that shocked his hometown back then, and he couldn't help but feel palpitations, put down his wine glass, and sighed heavily, "I think back then, there was a monster who wanted to hunt you down! Fortunately, with Erlang God, the monster was wiped out on the back mountain of our hometown! The battle scene back then was extremely tragic, the back mountain disappeared, the reservoir dried up, and the embankment collapsed!"

Xiao Yu was shocked when he heard this, "Then when I went to see the back mountain when I was a child, wasn't it still there? There is also a tall grave with the tombstone of 'Tomb of the Fish Boss'!"

"Alas, you stupid boy! This disaster is entirely caused by you! The others don't know, but you have to remember! Take care!" After Zhang Baotian finished speaking, he actually fell drunk!

Xiao Yu was worried, "Grandma, I'm going to get married tomorrow, don't have another accident at this juncture, since this thing was given to me by Erlang God, maybe it's a baby!"