Being a water bandit is a very happy and happy thing.

At least that's what Jiang Jiao thinks.

Turning the river Jiao, one of the three Jiao of the Yangtze River, the commander of the water bandits on the Guji Island, and a great man.

At least that's what he thinks.

Gathering roaring waters, rampant and domineering, he can do whatever he wants, and the king of heaven and Lao Tzu can't control it, this is clearly the life of the gods! Turning Jiang Jiao sighed with satisfaction, ate a big mouthful of meat, drank a big bowl of wine, and lazily leaned on a big Taishi chair, as if he was already drunk. Yes, the great commander today is extremely happy, and the brothers present have already seen this, so once again hope stood up one after another, served the bowl, and shouted in unison: "Uncle is blessed and long-lived, Uncle Shou and Tianqi, and then wish the uncle a thousand generations and enjoy immortal blessings forever." ”

The Great Commander was even happier, and immediately raised his neck and took another bowl: "Dry!" Yes, today is the 50th birthday of the Great Commander, the year of the Mandate of Heaven, so it is convenient for this big village to hold a birthday banquet and drink fine wine, of course, I am very happy. Of course, this is just the beginning, and this is where to go? The Grand Commander waved his hand and shouted: "Sit down! Sit down! There will be a beautiful woman to help you stay for a while, and you can have a good drink with your brothers!"

Everyone applauded, all of them were colorful, presumably there must be a striptease eighteen touches and other programs, so that the big guys are looking forward to it. The cups and bowls are messy, the aroma of wine is overflowing, and seeing that this great banquet has just begun, everyone toasts to each other, and they are all very happy. Only one man was not happy, and that man did not laugh, nor got up, nor raised his glass, nor spoke, but sat there with a gloomy face, as if someone owed him two hundred taels of silver.

Always rely on it and don't pay it back!

On this happy day, on this cheerful occasion, who do you say you are looking for! This guy is not very likable, at least not the brothers present, not even the grand commander sitting in the main seat, he is disgusted! But everyone did not dare to offend him, and they did not even dare to say a word about him, and even the general commander turned Jiang Jiao into a helpless way with him, so he had to let him let him and ignore him.

Because he is also one of the three Jiao, the second commander of the Lianhuan Island, the sea Jiao.

The second commander has the highest martial arts, which is recognized by everyone. The second commander has the most eyes, which is recognized by everyone. The second commander should not be called an inverted sea Jiao, but should be called an unlucky Jiao, which is also recognized by everyone. Because he was born with an unlucky appearance, he was not as majestic and bold as the Grand Commander, you see that he sat next to the Grand Commander like a small shrimp sitting next to a big crab, and he was completely inhuman!

"Big brother, you drink first, and I'll go to Guji to have a look. The second commander spoke, and the second commander's face was gloomy. The commander's face was uncertain, and he glared: "Look at it, look at it! Sit down, sit down, drink and drink!" Pour Haijiao stood up with a solemn face: "Big brother, the roster of voters disappeared last month, something is strange, and you have to guard against it!"

Everyone laughed in unison and stood up to toast: "What the uncle said is! Second master, drink!" Yes, the roster will not be lost for no reason, and even Jiang Jiao knows this. But after all, the little things are trivial, and they won't take it to heart, who would be too idle to go crazy and steal a useless booklet? Not to mention that the three Jiao winds and waves have come over, so he can still turn the sky over with a few small fish and shrimp?

Fifty years of life, the year of the Mandate of Heaven, thinking of the eventful years, how can we not be emotional! Yes! There are two Jiaojiao in the big Jiao, and there are three Jiao! Guji Liandao and three Jiao in the Yangtze River are making waves, how majestic they are! But what about Sanjiao? Sanjiao did not come, so on this day of his birthday, Sanjiao did not come to praise the eldest brother, and where did Sanjiao go? The third commander was delayed, and the great commander was not happy, so he immediately sank his face and slapped the table: "The third child!"

The third child was not present, no one spoke, but everyone had strange faces and eyebrows.

Jiang Jiao's eyes swept around, and he immediately laughed, took a sip, and scolded: "Sluts!"

"Uncle!

At this time, a person hurried to arrive, his face hesitant: "There is a boat in the river!"

When everyone heard the sound, they sat still: "Report!"

"A small boat, two people, one old and one young, it seems, but it doesn't look, uh-" The man was spitting and spitting, and everyone was also suspicious, and before he could finish speaking, he got up and left the table, and ordered a dozen people in a moment: "Take the guy, go with me!" The man and a dozen others followed with swords and clubs, and their steps were swift.

This group of Shui Kou is well-trained and strong in martial arts, and the Yangtze River Sanjiao is indeed not in vain.

"Don't care, sit, drink!" The Grand Commander spoke again, and drank the bowl first, which was extremely bold! Seeing that he was sitting calmly and not moving, everyone also sat down one after another, laughing and eating and drinking, completely unimpressed. But just two people, what are they afraid of? Even thousands of people have also come to the big battle, and they are not at a loss for this chain of islands, so why not! Sit! Drink! Drink! Drink! Hahahaha, listen? Big brother said, the beauty is coming!

The beauty is here, and there is no dried fish.

Drink wine and eat meat, and there is no dried fish.

Dried fish is a little brother, and dried fish can also be whining and drinking the northwest wind.

As the youngest brother of the island and a whistle who has been on the island for many years, Dried Fish does not think that being a bandit is a happy thing. Not to mention happiness. The world is unfair, and dried fish often thinks so, just like the companion who just ran away is called a whistle, but he never wants to keep a whistle. Dried fish sighed, looked at the slowly flowing river under his feet, and spat fiercely-

Coward!

Yes, they call Dried Fish a coward, but Dried Fish is not a little timid, not at all! You know, Dried Fish has killed six people, it's six! Six! Dried Fish has killed six people, and Dried Fish is no longer a coward, although Dried Fish often wakes up at night with nightmares and crying. In fact, killing someone is like that, killing one is also killing, killing six is also killing, nothing. It's like drinking, the first time you drink it, the first time you drink it, the first time you drink it, you feel spicy, it's spicy anyway.

Of course, they forced the dried fish to kill, and the dried fish can't be blamed.

They said that it was to make the fish dry and guts, and they were right, the fish dried became bolder.

If you kill again, you won't frown!

But they are still not satisfied, they are not satisfied, they are not satisfied! They always bully the dried fish, bully the dried fish at a young age, bully the dried fish for their poor martial arts, do all the dirty work for the dried fish, and they can only drink soup when they eat meat and dried fish! How can there be any justice? The dried fish also have their own bitter past, and many tragic misfortunes, and the dried fish have long understood that if they want to get ahead, they can only rely on themselves, and they must not count on anyone! Sooner or later, the dried fish will kill the person who and pees on the head of the dried fish! Kill them all!

Dried fish swears, dried fish points to the sky and swears again that he will never be bullied again in this life!

The dried fish suddenly wanted to pee, so they sprinkled it on the drum on the bank of the river.

This bubble of urine will surely exude the feeling of being a high-spirited hero and heroic, and ten thousand people are on it.

But there were people, two people.

As soon as the dried fish hesitated, the two men approached.

Those two dried mermaids had already seen it, and the dried fish regretted it very much, they should have urinated earlier.

It affected the dried fish to pee, of course the dried fish was in a bad mood, the mood of the dried fish was like just leaving him alone and running away quickly, the dried fish stared at the eyes and waved the knife, and yelled viciously: "Who is coming! Report the name!" After the roar, the dried fish found a feeling of being a husband and a wife, and only felt comfortable and happy! I saw the old man in front of him coming over, and smiled kindly: "You are dried fish, right?"

Dried fish is dried fish, this is nonsense!

Of course, Yu Qian is not a fool, Yu Qian also knows that the person who comes is not good, and Yu Qian does not know him. Yu Gan looked at the gray shabby cloth towel on the top of his head, took three steps back, and his eyes were full of vigilance: "Who are you? Hmph! Who do you care who I am! I can tell you that I am not easy to mess with, if you know each other......" As he was saying to himself, he waved his knife with a fierce expression, but saw the old man smile kindly, and slowly drew his sword: "You have killed six people, have you?"

The fish dried up and died.

Died on the drum rock on the bank of the river, and there was a tragic feeling on his face.

It's more of a horror, and the fish don't blink to death.

Cut his throat and died of exhaustion.

The dried fish did not spill that bubble of urine until he died, so that the dried fish finally understood a truth before he died: this is an unfair world, it is impossible to live as a person without giving and not bullying others, and if you think that there is only one way to go without bullying others, that is, to be a ghost.

And then give the ghost a bully.