Chapter 083: Crazy Man Dancing Moon (Text)
Zhao Sidong was angry, but the woman in white was even more angry, and pulled away the sports blouse on her body and shouted: "Who the hell is the young lady?
As he spoke, he slapped his flat chest with a bang.
It's not all right to say flat, because in the part of women's secondary sexual characteristics, it is not the two plumps that can make a man hard, but the two well-developed pectoralis muscles with beautiful lines that can make a woman soft!
I'll go!
Zhao Sidong couldn't help but open his mouth wide, and his eyes were as wide as copper bells.
A few months ago, he had met a superb pseudo-Niang Zangdong in the Bliss Square of the Taihe Hotel, but he didn't expect to meet another one today, and this one looks more like a woman than Zangdong!
Looking at each other a little apologetically, Zhao Sidong said kindly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really didn't look carefully, I thought you were a woman...... This brother, I don't know why you have followed us all the way?"
"What is expensive to do or not, the old man just wants to beat you up and get angry!" The white-clothed pseudo-lady glared at him angrily, and simply took off her blouse, revealing her sturdy upper body wrapped in a white tight vest.
Zhao Sidong pointed to his nose puzzled, "Beat me out of anger? If I'm not mistaken, we shouldn't have met before, how can there be a grudge?"
"Hmph, you haven't seen me, either; One; Root; Read, the novel yb+du has not offended me, but you have offended my sister, this is more hateful than offending me!" The white-clothed pseudo-lady replied hatefully while moving her hands and feet.
Zhao Sidong was even more confused and asked, "Your sister?"
Then desperately recalled in his mind when he had offended a woman......
Fortunately, the white-clothed pseudo-mother helped him solve his confusion in time: "Yes, you beat my sister's own son into a waste, causing her to end the retreat early, missing the best opportunity to impact the congenital, and even suffered internal injuries because of it! If it weren't for you, how could my sister be what she is now!"
"Your sister...... 's own son was beaten into a waste by me?" Zhao Sidong's mind unexpectedly recalled a face full of pockmarks.
Before awakening the memories of his previous life, he had never abolished anyone, so it must have happened after awakening.
And after awakening, there is only one person who is really abolished by himself, and that is Brother Ma who tried to tease the four beauties in his family outside Yixing Garden some time ago!
But...... That brother Ma looks like he's thirty years old, so why does his biological mother have to be in her forties and almost fifty years old, right? At such an age, how can he have a younger brother who looks like he's only in his early twenties?
"Do you still want to pretend to be stupid? boy, let me tell you, no matter how much you act today, you can't escape, swear in the name of my crazy Wuyue, today I have to let you taste the pain that my nephew has suffered!"
Zhao Sidong looked at him funny, "Wuyue, are you Dongyue Taishan, or Xiyue Huashan?"
"No culture, it's terrible! Lao Tzu is not the five mountains of the five mountains, it is the dance of the dance, the moon of the moon!"
The surname dance is an ancient surname, and it is a rare surname, and people with the surname dance are extremely rare from ancient times to the present, but I don't want to meet one today.
Zhao Sidong looked at him with some curiosity, "It is said that the person with the surname Wu either got his surname because his ancestors lived on the bank of the dancing water, or his ancestors were court dancers in the Zhou Dynasty, so they took their official positions as their surnames. I look at you, it must be the second case, right?"
Wuyue was stunned for a moment, the anger on her face subsided a lot, and she asked in surprise: "How do you know, it's not easy for people to know the surname Wu now, you even know the origin of the surname Wu! You guessed right, I do belong to the second situation, but how did you guess?"
This time it was Zhao Sidong's turn to be stunned, he said in his heart Where did I guess, obviously I deliberately talked nonsense to be angry with you...... So he had to come up with a reason and said, "Uh...... Actually, I see that your face is like a peach blossom, your waist is slender, and your skin is fair, which is very much in line with the characteristics of a dancer......"
"Bastard!" Before he could finish speaking, Wuyue was furious, if he couldn't hear that he was talking nonsense, then Wuyue would have grown so big in vain.
After scolding these two words hatefully, Wuyue fought without declaring a war, and rushed in front of Zhao Sidong in a flash, and grabbed his shoulder with his claws!
Zhao Sidong has always been vigilant since he appeared, and naturally there will be no panic at this time, and he gently sideways to avoid this claw while his left hand is quickly raised upward, wanting to grab the opponent's wrist to restrain him.
If it was someone else, it would be natural to avoid this situation quickly, so as not to be caught by him. You must know that there is a pulse in the wrist, once you are detained, your whole body will lose strength, and you can only let the mermaid meat!
However, Wuyue did not take the usual path, or his brain circuit was different from ordinary people, not only did he not avoid it, but he took the initiative to grab Zhao Sidong's hand, and he was going to lose both!
"Sure enough, he is a madman!" Zhao Sidong scolded secretly, and had to change his moves in time halfway, he didn't want to lose both now, it was too cost-effective, too embarrassing - in his previous life, he had never lost in a battle with an opponent of the same level, so he would not break this place after being reincarnated, right?
Yes, the strength of this crazy pseudo-girl of unknown origin is so high that it is beyond Zhao Sidong's previous expectations, he, like Zhao Sidong, is already a master of the Great Perfection Realm of the Day After Tomorrow, and he is only half a step away from breaking through to become an innate master!
There was no time to guess where the dancing moon came from, and Zhao Sidong bred up to deal with his onslaught.
Su Lingfei and Wu Yalin on the side withdrew early, if they stayed in the position just now, they would not only be under huge pressure, but also possibly cause passivity to Zhao Sidong, so as soon as they made a move, Su Lingfei wisely pulled Wu Yalin away.
Bang Bang Bang -
Bang bang bang -
Bang Bang Bang -
Don't get me wrong, there is no stirring between Zhao Sidong and Wuyue, this 'popping' sound is the sound they make when they are fists and feet.
There's a word called 'fist to the flesh', and the same is true of the fight between the two of them, because each other's strength is equal, so no one can have the upper hand, if you punch me, I will return the punch, basically either no one can hit anyone, or how you beat me, I will return it.
Between the fists and feet, the wind was blowing, and the trees in the forest that had been planted for an unknown number of years fell into bad luck, crackling into broken wood, and from time to time there would be a pile of wet broken wood flying around.
These two people were equal, and they couldn't tell the winner after fighting for a long time, so Wuyue was a little anxious, and in a melee attack at the cost of fighting for a palm, he used all his body strength to hit Zhao Sidong's palm, and floated back about two meters and stopped with the power of the counterattack of the fist and palm.
"Good boy, I can't see that you have a pretty hard hand!" Wiping the sweat stains on her forehead, Wuyue showed a heavy expression, "If you hadn't offended my sister, maybe we could become friends, now...... You are destined to become a wasted person, it really makes me sad, a wizard who practices martial arts is about to be destroyed in my hands, my sin is so great!"
Zhao Sidong tugged at the corners of his mouth and said lightly: "If you don't pretend, we can still be friends." ”
After fighting for so long, his heart was also full of shock, because this Dancing Moon was the first person he had met who could be called a master after he woke up, and he could feel that Dancing Moon's real age was not much older than himself, at most twenty-one or twelve years old!
To be able to cultivate to the realm of the Great Perfection of the Day After Tomorrow at such a young age, either the cultivation techniques are more magical and subtle than the "Nine Heavens Mysterious Great Luo Heavenly Sutra", or they have taken any elixir or treasures such as heavenly materials and earth treasures, or the qualifications of Wuyue are too strong, strong enough to ignore the thinness of the aura in the mortal world and quickly improve their cultivation!
Finally met such a master, Zhao Sidong didn't want to miss it easily, from Wuyue's words, he guessed that Brother Ma's biological mother and Wuyue's sister should be the same as Wuyue, both of them are masters of the acquired Great Perfection realm. And to be able to have at least two young Acquired Great Perfections at the same time, it is impossible for a sect that has more than a hundred years of inheritance.
Since awakening, he feels that what he lacks most is his understanding of the current masters of all levels in Huaxia. If you can put some information out of Wuyang's mouth, it must be excellent.
In the face of his 'hard-mouthed' performance, Wuyue did not get angry, but laughed charmingly: "Hehehe...... Boy, it looks like you don't believe I have the cards to hold you down. Well, I'll let you see and see, the highest meaning that our dancers have inherited for thousands of years, so that you can convince yourself to kneel down for Lao Tzu!"
As he spoke, the temperament on his body changed suddenly, from the madness when he first appeared, to gloomy and introverted, a pair of bright big eyes gradually became blood red, and a faint black mist came out of nowhere, enveloping his body, and the breath that was originally the realm of the Great Perfection of the Day After Tomorrow also improved step by step, becoming more powerful and more convincing!
In the face of this change, Zhao Sidong's face began to change a little.
"Damn, isn't this the path of the Heavenly Demon, how can anyone in the mortal world do this?"
Unexpectedly, his mind flashed back to several battles with extraterritorial heavenly demons in the immortal realm in his previous life, although each time he won the final victory, but each time he was also extremely injured, and it took a long time to recover after the fact!
"Could it be that the first injury after awakening was today......
Muttering in his heart, Zhao Sidong also began to improve his breath with all his might, he no longer thought about other things, and sank all his mind into his spiritual aperture, in the visualization, there was a chaotic place in the spiritual aperture, there was no up, down, left and right, front and back and other directions, there was no red, orange, red, green, blue, purple, black, white, gray and other colors, nothing, just chaos.
Chaos constantly rotated itself, hovering in the spiritual aperture very regularly, and gradually, chaos began to change.
It was as if the shell of an egg had been broken from the inside, and the chaos cracked countless cracks, and pale golden light came out of the chaos, dyeing the spiritual aperture into light.
Chaos is divided, heaven and earth are born.
The bottleneck of the Great Perfection of the Day After Tomorrow, which had been stuck for almost two months, was finally broken under the huge pressure brought by the dancing moon, and Zhao Sidong officially stepped into the innate realm!