5. Goodbye, little Fangzi
Lu Changlian had never shown his face so much in front of the division commander in his life, and at this time, seeing that everyone was paying attention and congratulating him, he couldn't help but panic, and his face became longer and longer. I can't do it when I am busy with my brother, Mu Changtian is smile and is silent. Ask Master Master again that I won't do it, Elder Bai only said: Supreme Heavenly Venerable. Let you teach you again, senior brother and senior brother, Zhao Daochang said: Who else should you be! Seeing that everyone nodded and heard the young man laughing loudly, Lu Daochang had to sigh helplessly.
Why me?
Lu Changlian is a person, and there are three strange people. The horse's face is surprisingly long, his ability is surprisingly mediocre, and his disciples are surprisingly poor. Qi Yi is born and can't be helped, Qi Yi is raised from the ground and can't be helped, Qi San is artificial, and there is no way. All kinds of strange things are said to be long, and then I will express them, this time Fang Daxia has a discerning eye, and it makes sense to choose him-
When they met for the first time, this person relieved himself of the siege, taught two hateful trails a lesson, and politely led the way to find someone, this person is good. Look at the group of veterans present, all of them look down on people with their eyes above the top, but this person is honest and reliable without saying a word, this is a good person, who will he choose if he is not chosen? It makes sense! It makes sense! Xiao Fangzi thinks that he has won a good son, but he doesn't know that this thought is already a sheep's mouth and the skin and flesh are difficult to protect!
This is fate.
The Three Strange Sects are strange, and they have their own fun! Zhong Dao snickered in his heart, but Mu Zhangjiao nodded secretly. Senior Brother Lu is conscientious in his work, knows etiquette and etiquette, and uses him to treat the boy harshly and naughtily. The master and apprentice didn't know that they were dangerous, and the people present were also unpredictable. One day, eight people will know that there is fun, who will come and see! Mu Zhangjiao waved his hand and clapped on the spot: "It's done!"
Master?
Xiao Fangzi stared blankly at a horse's face, and then felt remorseful. My own master, is this like this? An old man, ordinary, ugly looking, not to mention, if you look closely, there are pockmarks! Master, great hero, fairy wind Dao bone, what is right, is this the Master? This is obviously this, the Dark Master!
Apprentice?
Lu Changlian looked at the young man in front of him in a daze, and he was already disheartened. This kid is not a good master at first glance, he is not a good person at first glance, he is not a good person at any time, and he is not a good person at any time, in short, it is difficult to start and finish well! When he first met, he fought with people, and when he didn't enter the door, he quarreled with people, and when he came in, he quarreled with others, and he must be difficult to parry! This bitter day after that is really a little, long!
The two stared at each other a few times, bowed their heads together, sighed for their lives, and finally accepted their fate.
"Senior Brother Lu, you take him back first, and I'll see you at Shangqing Peak tomorrow. Lu Changlian respectfully accepted the order and saluted the division commander one by one. But he couldn't leave, but in a blink of an eye, he saw that his newly accepted beloved apprentice was doing it with the master brother again: "If you are sick, you will be a little Fangzi!"
"Your surname is Fang?"
"My surname is Fang. ”
"Say your name. ”
"Little Fangzi. ”
"Your surname is small?"
"My surname is Fang. ”
"What's your last name?"
"The surname is Fang, and the name is Xiao Fangzi. ”
Mu Changtian sighed, and said in his heart that this kid is a little, that.
Xiao Fangzi took a sip, and said in my heart, I will call Xiao Fangzi, and the wooden man will annoy people to death when they ask around!
When he got out, Lu Changlian didn't say a word, and walked quickly with a straight horse face. Xiao Fangzi was unfamiliar with his life, and his burden was heavy, and after a while, he was so tired that he was panting, and shouted: "Hey, that donkey, slow down!" Lu Changlian turned his head suddenly: "What are you talking about?" Xiao Fangzi stuck out his tongue, hehe, hehe. Lu Changlian stared at the young man in front of him and said in a deep voice: "How to call it, you should know yourself." Xiao Fangzi scratched his head and smiled: "Lu Lao Dao." ”
"If you think about it again, what should you call me?"
"Daoist Lu. ”
"Dao Chief, it's not what you called, think again. ”
"Old Lu?"
"You!"
"Can't you be called Lu Zamao'er?"
Lu Changlian was convinced, turned around and left. He didn't go far, and shouted behind him: "Hey, who is that, wait for me!" Lu Daochang was impetuous, and he accelerated his pace in anger, and hurried with his head down. Xiao Fangzi saw that the old road in front of him was gone, and he was angry for a while, so he sat down on the ground and didn't leave. The sky is dark, a round of crescent moon hangs on the high branches, the houses on all sides are heavy, the height is staggered, the lanterns are lit in all directions, and the ups and downs are bright and extinguished. I only heard the sound of insects, but the insects were not seen, the light and shadow were dim, and the people were nowhere to be heard, and the place was unfamiliar. Xiao Fangzi looked left and right, and suddenly felt lonely in his heart, and fell into a dream for a while-
Where is this? Shangqing Mountain? People are not familiar with the ground, who will guide me the way ahead? Is that the person? Lu Lao Dao? Lu Lu Zamao? Or should I call him, Master? I can't call him, I am ashamed to die, I am a child and an apprentice, and I am dumb and suffer from my own anger! Just thinking to myself, a person slowly walked in front of him, and said, "You, do you know what is wrong?" Xiao Fangzi looked up at him and said, "I, I don't know!"
Lu Changlian was speechless and sighed. Why is this kid like this? I can't bear to leave him in my heart, and I take him with anger. Difficult, difficult, difficult! Supreme Heavenly Venerable -- What about the old way? After a moment of silence, he slowly spoke: "Listen, I am a useless person, I am a common person everywhere, the master is cold, and the Taoist friends laugh at me, you are right, I am not worthy of being your master. Xiao Fangzi was stunned, and Lu Changlian said again: "You are not happy, I am not reluctant, now I will go back with you to teach Ming, and then choose another Master for you, do you think it is good?" Xiao Fangzi was stunned, just stared at him blankly.
Lu Changlian didn't say anything more, and silently walked the way he came.
It's helpless, why bother? Such an inferior brother, don't do it!
"Master!"
Lu Changlian stopped and did not look back.
After a long time, another voice came from behind him: "Master." "Its voice is as soft as a gnat, almost inaudible. It's really real in the ears, and the heartstrings flutter. Lu Changlian sighed, turned back, and took the young man's arm: "Apprentice, let's go with the teacher." Xiao Fangzi was speechless, his heart didn't scream, this time it was two screams, fortunately, he was carrying a body on his back, so he didn't have to be embarrassed!
The two have a name, and the master and apprentice walk side by side.
For a while, each has his own thoughts, and the old and the young are about to leave.
All the way through the corridor through the courtyard pavilion around the pavilion, walked the tea time, and then entered the mountain stone path.
The mountain trail is narrow, the road is difficult to walk at night, and the rocks and trees are grassy, and it is suspected to be a ghost.
Walking in the night, quietly rustling, walking in the night, rustling quietly.
The distant mountains are like sleeping beasts, and the valleys are as deep as bottomless black holes. Xiao Fangzi's legs trembled, and he was a little scared in his heart. There are mountains on the left, valleys on the right, forests in front and trees in the back. The valley opens its teeth, the wood dances its claws, the old forest produces tigers, and the old mountains give birth to old demons! The road under your feet is not easy to walk, and there is no leader on the road in front of you. The road is difficult, the road is difficult, step by step, when will it be finished?
Fortunately,
There are a little stars in the sky blinking their eyes, lighting lamps for me, bending the moon to laugh and illuminate for me, and there are long-faced old Taoists by my side, showing me the way, and the moon is accompanied by stars, he makes me feel at ease. Looking at the back of the silent road in front of him, Xiao Fangzi felt a slight intimacy in his heart, and said as he walked: "Hey, that, uh, Master, is it almost there?" Lu Changlian didn't look back and said, "It's almost there." ”
Master said it was soon, and the road was really not short. Up and down and down and forward a pillar of incense, only out of the mountain path, and see many houses, road lights and shadows. This is a much smaller place, but it is also quite large. The houses are juxtaposed, the eaves are more than the wings, the ground is level, and the courtyard is wide. There is no one in sight at night, and it is a quiet place. After passing through the compound and entering the small courtyard, Lu Changlian stopped and said, "This is it." Xiao Fangzi breathed a sigh of relief and stopped to look around-
In the courtyard, the walls are four. The lights and moonlight are hazy, and there is a stone table, a few stone benches, three or five dead trees, and a few bushes of dwarf bamboo. There are seven or eight houses around, the doors are closed, and the interior is bright or dark, and there are hidden voices. Everywhere there are rules, which can be said to be unremarkable. Xiao Fangzi looked at it a few times, and didn't care, it was average, it didn't look good, I was tired, hungry, dark and sleepy, so I quickly rested, washed and slept: "Heh-"
"Here you come. Lu Changlian nodded, walked to a house, and pushed the door in.
"Master, Master!" the two panicked cries were familiar. Xiao Fangzi felt slightly strange and hurriedly followed. But seeing the two Dao Tong holding chess pieces in their hands, looking embarrassed, Lu Daochang was full of anger, and was talking: "I said for the teacher, the plaything is demoralized! Confiscated! Punished for copying the Taoist Sutra ten times!" The two Xiaodao frowned sadly and bowed their heads and said yes. When he met a villain, he was beaten and angry, and when he came back, he was hungry and played chess to relieve his boredom. The horse walked, the elephant walked the field, the car took the straight road and the cannon went over the mountain, and the pawn crossed the river and never returned. The war is urgent, and the old man has made a surprise move, and he has caught a current one! He is always so elusive that he is scared half to death if he is not scared to death! He was slandering himself in his stomach, and suddenly heard a person at the door applauding loudly, and applauding again and again!
Stunned, he raised his head, and the villain appeared again!
There was a gloating face, and the two of them looked at each other speechlessly.
"It's getting late, so you can rest here, and you will talk about it later. Lu Changlian walked out of the room, closed the door and left. The three of them were stunned, looked at each other, tensed their muscles, and looked at each other angrily, like fighting cocks! God has eyes, and when they fight again, there is revenge for injustice, and there is revenge! The hut is full of the smell of gunpowder, and when the saber is rattling, the door of the room opens again with a bang.
Lu Daochang came in with a smug face, and his voice was meaningful: "Supreme Heavenly Venerable -- to make you a few people together, it is precisely for the sake of the teacher to do it! Don't do it, you are both disciples of the Shangqing Dynasty, and it is good to unite and fraternize." "Unite a bird! Friendship is a fart! The master made painstaking arrangements, but the three of them did not appreciate it, they looked at each other coldly and smiled, and they all sneered. Lu Changlian looked at his face, and knew that what he said was also in vain: "Listen, if anyone dares to fight, the slapper will be ten feet and copy the scriptures for twenty." ”
The two Xiaodao lowered their heads and sighed, like a pair of defeated roosters.
Xiao Fangzi does not know the history and harm, and is triumphant, like a victorious rooster.
Lu Changlian glanced at him and pointed, "Over there." ”
Xiao Fangzi walked over with his head held high. Lu Changlian said again: "Stand up." The three of them looked at each other, rubbed for a moment, and stood side by side.
"Each newspaper has its name. ”
"Zhao Ben. ”
"Yuan Shi. ”
Half a day.
"Names to each one!"
"Zhao Ben!"
"Yuan Shi!"
After another half of the day, Lu Changlian said angrily: "You, why don't you report it?" Xiao Fangzi scratched his head and said with a wry smile: "I forgot." ”
As soon as the words fell, the three people on both sides spoke at the same time - Yuan Shile said: "This person is stupid, can he forget his name?" Haha!" Zhao Ben chirped: "Master, this kid did it on purpose!" Lu Changlian shook his head and said: "Don't talk nonsense, aren't you called 'Xiao Fangzi'?" Xiao Fangzi sighed and said: "It's not good for the eldest husband to have a surname and no name! Lao Xue gave me one, I forgot it! At that time, the wooden man asked me, I still can't remember it at this time, hey!"
Who is the wooden man, the three of them have heard him say it, and they know it in their hearts. Who is Lao Xue, the three of them heard him, but they didn't understand. It doesn't matter who it is, it doesn't matter, if you have a surname or no name, it's not good in the end. A few people were stunned for a long time, and Xiao Fangzi said again: "Lao Xue said, what is the national disaster, what do you say, what is the national disaster?" Xiao Fangzi sighed: "The box of national calamity, how can it be a circle?" Yuan Shi frowned and said: "What is it! Guess the riddle?" Zhao Ben thought he was smart and clever, but he was also at a loss, and only pretended to think there. Lu Changlian exhaled and said with a smile: "But--the national disaster Fang Yin, how can you survive?" Xiao Fangzi's eyes lit up, and he shouted happily: "Yes, yes, yes! That's right!"
The country is in trouble, how can it survive.
Lu Changlian muttered several times, nodded, leaned over to take the pen and paper, and put the eight-character book on the paper on the low table. The three of them hurriedly leaned over to look, and Xiao Fangzi pointed out: "It's these two words, you see, this Yin character is boxy, and that Gou character has a round head and a round brain, right?" Not much literacy, helpless, the two sighed in their hearts, this time can be compared to this kid! Don't you know that Xiao Fangzi is even more illiterate, only those two words are more familiar, and he is also a confused person who pretends to understand.
Lu Changlian held the pen and sighed: "The person who named you is really knowledgeable, Fang Yin Fang Yin, not bad!" Xiao Fangzi was overjoyed, and said with a smile: "Yes? Haha, Lao Xue really has some way!" Lu Changlian looked at him for a long time and said: "Buddhism talks about chance, and Taoists seek nature." When you come, you know its name, and at this time, you will be called Fang Yin from now on. "People are nameless, and they are forced to distinguish them. The name is just a title, isn't it all the same name? Xiao Fangzi thought for a moment and tapped his head slightly.
"Done!";