XVIII. Fantastic Four
Early in the morning.
Peony is grooming, and Wuzen is still meditating.
Just when the sun father-in-law just came out, in a small corner of the city of all kinds of gates, a miracle appeared.
One, one, another. One after another. It seems that in the blink of an eye, countless people emerged silently and slowly gathered over. No one said a word, the footsteps were too light to be heard, there was no expression on all faces, and there was no sparkle in the eyes. Without Zen unconsciously, he is still meditating. Peony rubbed her eyes, thinking that she had seen it wrong. But it is clearly colorful and staggered, and many, many people are sleepwalking, walking, walking......
It's like a group of zombies, in broad daylight, openly walking down the street.
It's like a nightmare, and in the dark night, I can't break free for a long time.
"No Zen!"
The peony girl screamed, and her soul flew out of the sky: "Ghost!
There is no Zen not moving, no pushing can not be pushed, there is no Zen spirit outside the object, completely ignorant and unconscious: "Ahββββββββ"
Only by pulling the ears can the monk be awakened: "No Zen! Run!"
It's too late, it's too late.
When Wuzen opened his eyes with a grin, and when Peony stared at his big eyes and screamed in horror, the two finally saw a miracle.
One, one, another. One, one, another. People stepped forward silently, put down the money in their hands, and in the blink of an eye, gold, silver, pearls, and jade on the ground appeared one by one in front of Peony and Wuzen. The clothes are back, the silver tickets are back, the clothes are still those clothes, the silver tickets are only a lot more, and, there are. There is also rouge, which means rouge, rouge, rouge, it and it stepped forward proudly, as if everything was her arrangement.
The two were in the clouds and looked at each other for a while.
There was still no one to speak, and when I looked closely, the faces were very respectful. No one said a word, and when you look closely, your eyes are panicked and dodging. No one left, everyone stood there straight, as if under a spell, petrified in unison. There are some noodle cooks, teahouse shopkeepers, noodle stall owners, pawnshop masters, clothing store tailors, shopkeepers, thieves, officials, and so on. More face-to-face students, who have never had any contact with each other at all, have never known each other.
"Sister Peony, this is-" It's strange without Zen, and it's very strange without Zen: "Why?"
"Wait! Wait! Don't talk!" Peony frowned and looked around, as if remembering something: "Ahhh
"Au-a-u-"
There was no Awu, there was a crow in the sky, quacking and flying by.
But only Awu would do such a thing, and the peony girl finally understood.
Just like at the foot of Nanshan for more than a month, Awu's ability, the Peony Woman has already seen it.
There are no miracles, only Awu.
It's noon.
There is an inn, a masterpiece: on the water side.
There are many famous halls in the city of all kinds of people, and there are thousands of strange things, just like the people in the city of all kinds of people.
There is a stinky ditch outside the door of this inn, hence the name "On the Water Side".
"Sister Peony, why doesn't the water in the ditch stink at all-" The monk Wuzen asked curiously: "Do you want to call it a stinky ditch?" The Peony Woman sighed and took a bite of food: "Wuzen, after so many things, your wooden head-" said with chopsticks, knocking on Wuzen's head: "Why don't you open your mind at all!"
Wuzen is not a wooden head, Wuzen is simply a stone head, not to mention a little, it is not a little bit of a trick. A ditch without stinky water can also be called a stinky ditch, just like a person who does not have wings can be called a birdman, not to mention that there is a stone tablet next to the ditch: the ditch of stinky water. It doesn't matter if the water in the stinky ditch stinks or not, what matters is the four big characters on the stele, which are the emperor's imperial pen inscription -
It can be seen that this ditch is not an ordinary smell.
Of course, when it comes to rumors and wild history, when it comes to the experience of the rivers and lakes, the Wuzen monk is 108,000 miles worse than the Peony Woman, and even half of her little finger can't be compared: "Ah Wu, although he doesn't look very good, and he doesn't do things reliably, but, listen well-" The Peony Woman looked mysterious, and said in a low voice: "But he is a big man, and he has a lot of background! Let me tell you, those people in the morning are all ......."
It was only overnight that the City of Five Flowers completely changed.
It seems that nothing has happened, everyone is down-to-earth, honest and honest, and there is nothing surprising about it.
No beggars, no crooks, no thieves, no hooligans.
Of course, being too normal is also an abnormality, there are eight gates in Wuhua City, and there are more than two people who come in from outside.
"Brother Feng, look. One person shook his head and said: "This Wuhua City is so boring, where can there be any masters?"
One table, four people, eight dishes, two pots of wine.
The words are four chivalrous characters, born tall, short, fat and thin, each with their own characteristics, a light robe with a graceful and suave style: "What Brother Hua said is absurd, the rivers and lakes hide dragons and crouching tigers, and there are heroes who are reckless, I can't say it, there are masters present-" Where the words fell, one person raised a glass and invited each other from afar across the table: "Not only a glass of thin wine, dare to respect the two heroes." The other man then got up, raised his glass and drank it all, and laughed loudly: "Do it first, pleaseβ"
At the time of the meal, the inn was overcrowded, and dozens of tables were pressed.
At the moment, everyone looked sideways and looked around.
"Smack!"
A woman in red stood up and pointed at the case with raised eyebrows and pointed and scolded: "Villain! scoundrel! ruffian!"
No more, no less, the four knights each get the number one at the moment, and they deserve their name.
Everyone burst into laughter, generally raising their eyebrows!
Should!
Needless to say, this is to see that the girl is beautiful, so I moved my mind to almost a child-
It's no fun to talk to yourself!
How the two heroes, a man and a woman, are so good, most of the people in the city have already seen it, or have suffered hardships. And those four pretentious ones are obviously outsiders, who take the initiative to send their own lives to their own destruction.
Again, it's a good show!
A chivalrous man is a chivalrous man, the faces of the four do not change, the two smile silently, and the two slowly sit down.
Yixia was tall and thin, shook his head and smiled: "Brother Yue, the Moon Shadow Divine Sword has been born, and it should be appreciated with the two heroes." β
"Choke!" only to hear its voice, Qingyue was like a dragon's groan, and then watched a sword treasure light flow out of nowhere: "Brother Xue, offer ugliness!"
Offering ugliness and treasures, you have your own number!
These four are righteous brothers, famous in the rivers and lakes: Wind and Snow, Fantastic Four.
The chivalrous man who showed his sword was short and fat reunited, called the "Moon Shadow Light Splitting Sword", and the moon was full of four heroes.
But see: a bamboo chopsticks flew into the air, the sword and sword were divided into light and moon shadows were all over the sky, and in the blink of an eye, the sword returned to the sheath, and the four heroes of the moon were calm and relaxed.
Only listening to the sound of "horn click", the bamboo chopsticks fell on the table, a whole one, intact.
The people were speechless, and they all looked stupid.
"This formula is called 'Twenty-three Four Bright Moon Night', twenty-three swords, twenty-four paragraphs. Moon Sixia said loudly.
Everyone looked at each other, generally dazed.
"Good Moon Shadow Splitting Light Sword!" Xue Sanxia raised his chopsticks lightly and admired them: "Good one twenty-three four bright moon nights, one, two, three, four ......" Everyone stretched their necks and stared wide-eyed, and saw that the bamboo chopsticks were scattered one by one, turning into twenty-four sections, and the length of the truncation was generally short! The sword was so fast that the broken bamboo chopsticks fell on the table and still could not be dispersed.
"Brother Xue's light skills are the best in the world, why don't you show your hand today-" Yue Sixia said loudly: "Let the big guy open his eyes!" At the end of the words, Xue Sanxia rose up in response to the voice, and arched his hands in a fluttering manner: "Carving insect skills, now ugly and ugly." "It turns out that the four heroes have their own stunts, the four heroes of the moon appear in the world with a divine sword, and the three heroes of the snow appear with light skills, everyone has been impressed by the Fantastic Four at this time, and they are waiting to wait and see-
Snow Three Heroes: Known as "Walking on the Snow and Picking Stars", the snow drifts by itself.
But see: Snow Sanxia took two steps forward, looked around and smiled, and then flew up.
The crowd exclaimed loudly, thinking that they were dreaming!
To be precise, it floated up, and the snow three heroes lifted their feet off the ground, floating at an extremely slow speed in the air, and the graceful posture of flying immortals outside the sky, upward, upward, suddenly!
The crowd screamed in horror, thinking that they had seen a ghost!
Treading the snow without a trace, flying in the sky and picking up the stars, this is the light skill of the Snow Three Heroes. Immediately, the Snow Three Heroes flipped back out of thin air, 720 degrees, plus a side flip, landed vertically, and their bodies did not shake their feet like nails. Then he bowed his hands and smiled to signal: The performance is over. The applause was like a tide, and the enthusiasm was extraordinary. Everyone was full of praise, and they thought it was magical, and their eyes were opened, and they were extremely shocked! This is completely free from the law of gravity and the conservation of energy, this person is not a human but a god, or a person is not an earthling, but an alien creature, all kinds of things.
"Brother Hua, Brother Hua!" Xue Sanxia smiled modestly, and invited Yue Sixia in unison: "Please-"
Hua Erxia is tall and fat, full of red light, seeing this again and again, he can't help it, so he has to appear to show his world-beating skills.
Flower Erxia: The name is "Ice Flower Fire Palm", and the flower is self-abandoned.
It is a mountain that is even higher than a mountain, and Hua Erxia shows the Nine Heavenly Divine Skills of Ice and Fire, which shocks everyone at the moment!
But see: Hua Erxia spread his palms evenly, and there was nothing in his palms, and suddenly, "Peng!" gave birth to a flame in his left palm, crackling and burning!
"Ice and fire!
"This is the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire, why is it nine, it is said. "It is convenient for Hua Erxia to show the ice and fire magic skills, Xue Sanxia explained, and Yue Sixia quickly took out a piece of raw meat, pierced it with the Moon Shadow Light Splitting Sword, put it on the fire, and roasted it. The fire is roasted for a while, and it is chilled for a while, and it is cold for a while, and it is roasted for a while. During this period, Hua Erxia's face remained unchanged, and he didn't feel anything under the fire and ice. After continuous fire roasting and chilling 9918 times, it was finally completed.
The aroma of meat is overflowing.
When the divine power is harvested, the fire is extinguished invisibly, and the ice flowers are scattered in the heavens and the earth.
Out of nothing, the man of God appeared, and everyone bowed and worshipped, asking if it was delicious, and saying that they were willing to try it.
"Brother Feng, Brother Feng, Brother Feng. The three heroes shouted together: "If the flying knife doesn't come out, when will it wait?"
Wind Hero, the head of the Fantastic Four, finally made a move.
Wind Hero: The name is "The Prodigal Son's Merry Knife", and the wind blows by itself.
But seeing that he was short and thin, with a vegetable face, he seemed to be congenitally lacking vitality and malnourished after hey: "Heyβ"
The wind hero sighed, even more lonely than fireworks: "The wind blows the snow, the wind blows the flowers, the wind blows the bright moon and shines on the river, hey!" said, sighed, took out a knife, and used focused eyes, stable techniques, the artistic conception of the high place and the charm of the unity of heaven and man, one knife, one knife, and another knife, to cut the meat. That knife, a knife, seemed to be cut in the hearts of everyone, and everyone present had only one feeling at that time, that is, a person who died in a hurry!
After 10,000 years, Feng Daxia finally cut it.
It's amazing!
Everyone finally understood that among the Fantastic Four, the most amazing is this Wind Hero.
This is the prodigal son's romance, turning decay into a magical knife technique, and everyone present gets a piece of barbecue, no more, no less, one piece per person.
And each slice of barbecue is the same shape, the same thickness, the same taste, seven minutes raw, three medium rare.
"Hero, hero!" "Hero!" everyone shouted excitedly as they ate slices of barbecue.
Looking at the Fantastic Four again, it has become sacred.
"No Zen!" the peony woman was still unconvinced, chewing the slices of meat and ordering: "Go! Show them a hand!"
"Huh?" Wuzen looked at the piece of meat in his palm and hesitated: "Wuzen won't, Wuzen doesn't eat meat." β
Yes, the martial arts of no Zen are not for performance, the martial arts of no Zen are for -
"Competition!" shouted the Peony Woman: "Crooked and heretical!
"Come!" Wuzen went up with two fists: "I fought with Wuzen!"
"You, you, you, you, you!"