Chapter 302: It's coming, it's coming, it's coming again

Just now you said that Lao Jun's alchemy has improved, but I have already asked Lao Jun, and Lao Jun has not improved his alchemy at all!"

The Jade Emperor raised his head with his chest straight, his face was full of seriousness, his right index finger was stretched out, and his right arm crossed half of his body, pointing directly at Sun Wukong: "You're lying!"

"No promotion?" Sun Wukong looked suspicious, looked at Taishang Laojun, and wanted to ask for proof of whether it was true or false.

Taishang Laojun did not respond directly with silence as he did with the Jade Emperor, but nodded slightly, indicating that the Jade Emperor was right.

Is there any difference between this man and a monkey?

The Jade Emperor gritted his teeth angrily, and Taishang Laojun treated him differently, which made him very angry, but he couldn't hold a grudge against Taishang Laojun, so he could only sprinkle all his anger on Sun Wukong is body.

"Monkey head! Lao Jun himself admitted it again, what else do you have to say!"

"Shouldn't it......" Facing the Jade Emperor is question, Sun Wukong didn't pay attention to him, and after muttering a sentence, he once again looked at Taishang Laojun with innocent and seemingly ignorant eyes.

"Old man, you said that your alchemy has not improved, so why did the Jade Emperor Lao'er cough like he was going to die just now, but he was cured by you after a few glances?

......

The entire Lingxiao Treasure Hall fell into silence, and the immortals couldn't help but smile You look at me, I look at you, seeing that the other party's face turned red with a smile, and the smile in his heart was even worse, and he didn't know that his face had gone to the next level.

"Iniquity...... Obstacle ......"

The Jade Emperor was trembling by Sun Wu's air, his face turned red, white gas rose above his head, he stammered, and he couldn't understand a word.

"Okay, Wukong, you should be honest, don't be angry with Your Majesty anymore. ”

Seeing that the Jade Emperor was so angry this time, it was likely that he would make up his mind to engage Sun Wukong, so Taishang Laojun took advantage of the Jade Emperor's anger to stammer, and spoke in advance, stopping the struggle that was likely to intensify this time.

As the saying goes, it's good, monkey spirit, monkey spirit, Monkey King, as a monkey spirit who has lived for thousands of years, naturally has to be refined on top of fine.

He knew that his goal had been reached, and it would be his turn to suffer if he continued to fight, so the smile on the monkey's face instantly retracted, and he arched his hand at the Jade Emperor.

"The Jade Emperor ...... Jade Emperor, there is a problem with my grandson's understanding this time, and my grandson can't help but say sorry to you here. ”

"Hiss~!"

One is hard and the other is soft, Sun Wukong's soft words made the Jade Emperor uncomfortable than scolding him directly, gasped three catties of cool air, covered his chest and sat on the throne, his chest hurt, and he couldn't speak.

Seeing this, the immortals knew that the matter had passed, and they also accepted themselves as weapons, and stood back to their position in the court.

Afraid that the Jade Emperor would come to his senses, and he would not be cheeky, so he had to Sun Monkey, Taishang Laojun took a step forward, arched his hand at the Jade Emperor, and made a little heavier etiquette, and reluctantly gave the Jade Emperor a little more than a third is thin noodles.

"Your Majesty, the Buddha is a voyeur and Your Majesty, you and the immortals are patrolling the Three Realms together, and the Buddha is only one person in cause and effect, but Your Majesty, you have to have hundreds of causes and effects, so there is nothing you can do. ”

To put it bluntly,Taishang Laojun is just like a Buddha to watch alone.,It's not difficult.,But I'm raising a big family.,It's good to be able to keep high-definition.,Don't think about Blu-ray 1080p anymore.,I want to eat fart.。

Taishang Laojun said that it was so straightforward, and the Jade Emperor also understood what Taishang Laojun meant, although he was unwilling, but he still covered his chest and said politely to Taishang Laojun: "Hard Laojun, since you can't do anything, then ...... So be it......"

Saying such helpless words, the Jade Emperor is spirit and spirit have dispersed a lot, and the whole person looks as if he is hundreds of years old, and it is more and more like Tai Bai Xing on the side.

In the sky above the Xu family compound in Hangzhou, Li Jing stood on the cloud.

Seeing that Taiyi Zhenren has been down for a long time, there has not been any movement in the fight, although Li Jing's face looks calm and everything is under control, but his heart is panicked, and it is a mess.

No, we can't wait any longer, we have to go down and see for ourselves!

There was an idea to go down, and then the idea sprung up like mushrooms after a rain, and it climbed steadily, and soon it couldn't be suppressed and popped up.

"Wait here, and I'll go down and see for myself. ”

Li Jing waved his hand, and then held the golden pagoda of the Linglong relics and wanted to drive the clouds down to break into the Xu Mansion.

"Boss! No, this thief is ruthless, let me go first!" The honest and honest giant spirit god stood up again, and came up to take this death is a job.

"That's right, boss, the thief down there is terrifying, and let me ...... Let the Djinn God General go!"

"This thief is ruthless, he does everything, even Nezha's son is ...... by him Let the Djinn God General go!"

"That's right, the country can't be without a king for a day, and the army can't be without a commander for a day, so you can't go down for a day...... Let the Djinn God General go!"

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Djinn God: (β†’_β†’)

Li Jing glanced back at the soldiers, snorted coldly, did not speak, looked at the giant spirit god who was kneeling on one knee, and a trace of satisfaction flashed in his eyes: "Except for me, it is useless for any of you to go on this trip." You will stay on this cloud honestly, and you will not be allowed to go down without my command. ”

When the soldiers heard this, they knelt on one knee, clasped their hands into fists, and replied in unison: "Yes!"

But Li Jing didn't pay attention to them at all, his eyes looked directly at the giant spirit god, and just now it was not so much an order to the generals as an order to the giant spirit god alone.

"This ...... of!"

Seeing that the giant spirit god hesitated and gritted his teeth before accepting this order, Li Jing nodded, didn't say anything, and fell directly to the Xu family's compound.

Falling from the sky, dressed in golden armor, and reflecting the golden light in the sun, Li Jing instantly attracted the attention of everyone in the living room.

Bai Suzhen, Xiaoqing and Xu Xian didn't have any special feelings, they only felt that the immortal in front of them was really high, and the golden flash was their eyes.

Niu Erhua and his entourage looked at the golden light is Li Jing, couldn't help but pout, and said secretly: Another special effect monster, and then took out one from his arms and followed Zhen Hao, prepared sunglasses early and put them on his head.

Gifted and retained, it was Nezha, who had already walked out of the shadow of almost becoming a girl under the care of Xiaoqing, and was playing some games with Xiaoqing at this time.

Familiar is the golden light coming, Nezha stiffly turned around, only to see a familiar is the golden pagoda walking into the house from the outside, remembering that he is now dressed like this, his little face is pale, and he hurriedly went into the small green pile and hid.

At this time, after intimate and friendly negotiations, Zhen Hao and Taiyi Zhenren have reconciled, and there are two Taishi chairs and two uncles sitting.

Seeing that it was the golden shining Li Jing who was about to walk in the door, Zhen Hao's eyes narrowed slightly, and his expression was not good.

Seeing that it was the golden shining Li Jing who was about to walk in the door, Taiyi Zhenren frowned, his eyes narrowed, and his expression was also unkind, and he also noticed that Zhen Hao's eyes were the same as his own.

"What's the matter? Brother Zhen Hao also looks at Li Jing's unpleasant eyes?"

Zhen Hao nodded, and then shook his head again: "I didn't feel anything about this guy before, and I didn't have any special thoughts, just a passerby." But now it's different, he actually used one of my few special effects funds, which has touched my bottom line. ”

"Special effects money? What the hell?"

"Nothing. Zhen Hao waved his hand, saying that he should not pay attention to so many useless things, and touched the point where the bottom line is

"By the way, Brother Taiyi, why don't you have a good impression of this guy? Isn't he Nezha his father? You are also Master Nezha, strictly speaking, you are half of your family. ”

"Phew!"

Hearing that Zhen Hao's mouth was "in-laws", Taiyi Zhenren couldn't help but pout, and spat on the ground: "Don't compare me with this ruthless, ruthless, and hard-hearted beast, I'm disgusting!"

As he spoke, Taiyi Zhenren's body was covered with goosebumps at a speed that was visible to the naked eye, and all of them flashed with coldness.

A famous Jin Immortal was disgusted with goosebumps, and Zhen Hao was even more curious in his heart: "What's wrong with this Li Jing? What did he do to make people angry and resentful? Make Brother Taibai angry like this?"

As he spoke, Zhen Hao adjusted his sitting posture to bring his head closer to Taiyi Zhenren, so as not to miss any important news.

"Heaven is angry and resentful?" Taiyi Zhenren glanced at Li Jing, who hadn't walked in the door for a long time because of the needs of the plot, and his eyes were even more disgusted: "I want the way of heaven, I will be the first to kill this beast, it is better to be the king ......"

"Crackling~!"

The sky was clear, a thunder exploded, the wind and clouds surged, the sand and rocks were flying, and the whole sky was darkened, frightening all the heavenly soldiers and generals to flee in panic.

Seeing this, the people of Hangzhou hurriedly ran to tell each other: "It's coming, it's coming again!"

"It's over...... It's all over ......."

In the living room of the Xu family, Taiyi Zhenren's face turned pale, looking at the outside and instantly darkening it was God, his mouth muttered in despair, his whole body was soft and trembling, and he collapsed directly on the Taishi chair.

"On this day...... What's wrong, didn't I just say a word if? I used to say a lot, why did you hack me today~!"

Taiyi Zhenren was puzzled and questioned with a crying voice, and then as the trembling of his body deepened, he gradually slipped down from the Taishi chair and slid all the way to the bottom of the table.

Why?

Zhen Hao naturally knows why, this is not the last time he was angry and anxious and committed menopause in advance......

Speaking of which, this Taiyi real person is also unlucky to be implicated by himself, Zhen Hao felt guilty about him for 0.8 seconds, and with this guilt, he hurriedly reached out and dragged Taiyi Zhenren who had no bones: "It's okay, it's okay, Taiyi brother is fixed~!"

"Fade...... I can't calm down~!"

Taiyi Zhenren cried with a sad face, tears flashed in his eyes, and he was about to fall, and then he seemed to think of something, and hurriedly grabbed Zhen Hao is arm: "Brother Zhen Hao! Hurry! Take Nezha away! While the Heavenly Dao Divine Thunder has not fallen yet, you ...... quickly."

I already had the heart to pay attention to the fact that others were Taiyi Zhenren, and soon found that everyone in the living room was calm, and Zhen Hao was calm, after all, his brain circuit was different from ordinary people, but even he was a good apprentice, and the more than forty mortals, snake demons, and snake demons did not panic in the slightest.

This...... This is a heavenly god thunder! This is not ordinary thunder and lightning!

"Brother Zhen Hao, your ......"

Looking at the thousands of watts of big question mark above his head is Taiyi Zhenren, Zhen Hao has an unfathomable smile on his face, takes a sip of Wang Daoxiang is rice tea that has just been brewed, and glanced at the outside world with disdain, just like talking to ordinary people, and spit out a word lightly in his mouth.

"Get out!"

"Crackling~!Boom~!Knock Knock~!"

Listening to the roar of thunder outside, Zhen Hao's face was unfathomable and a smile froze directly on his face.

"That...... Do you want me to get out?" Taiyi Zhenren looked confused, and then reacted: "Also, while the Heavenly Dao Divine Thunder has not fallen yet, I have to get away from you quickly, so as not to implicate you and those innocent people......"

"Puff~!"

Everyone in the living room held back a smile on their faces, and they turned red, but they didn't dare to laugh out the slightest. Only behind Zhen Hao was Niu Erhua who laughed unscrupulously, not only laughed, but also laughed tears, laughed so much that her stomach hurt, and asked Zhen Hao to rub her belly herself.

Zhen Hao pulled here and wanted to "get out" is Taiyi Zhenren, and there was a stiff smile to solve Niu Erhua is stomach pain, and then looked up at the sky and found that he couldn't see it, and walked out of the living room quickly with his head down, his face was extremely gloomy, and he was about to form in the sky with a big black face and three points black.

Outside the living room, Zhen Hao took a deep breath, looked up at the sky, and then pointed to the sky with one hand and crossed his waist with one hand.

didn't wait for it to follow out, and with a puzzled face, Taiyi Zhenren asked out loud, and listened to Zhen Hao's spray: "Xingxing, you are a big star Tiandao, you don't want to look at who is below?!

"You don't look at whose house is the territory here, even here you dare to be wild! Who gave you the courage? Liang Jingru?!"

"Crackling~!!"

Tiandao: Don't deceive people too much!

"You're a person, too? You don't pee...... I'm sorry, you don't have this function, do you want me to pee and let you do what you are?!"

"CracklingΒ·~!"

The black in the sky was the instant condensation of the big face of the Heavenly Dao, the purple electric light flashed in his eyes, staring at Zhen Hao, panting in his nostrils, and blowing a hurricane.

Zhen Hao's eyes lit up, and he saw that it was the way of heaven to be mad, so he directly lifted his shirt, revealing that Bai Huahua is belly, patted his belly and shouted excitedly: "Come on, if you have the ability, you will fight here, if you don't beat me, you will raise me!"

"Crackling~!"

Tiandao: You'll see for me!

The thunder fell, the big black face of the Heavenly Dao in the sky gradually dissipated, the wind stopped suddenly, the clouds dispersed, and Zhen Hao was in a hurry.

"Don't go, why are you going again, can't you be as dignified as a man, and fight me for 300 rounds?!"

"You turtle king eight litters ......"

Zhen Hao jumped to his feet angrily, pinched his waist with both hands and scolded the sky, but Taiyi Zhenren behind him was dumbfounded, because he keenly heard the word "again" from Zhen Hao's shouting and spitting fragrance.

What is "again", which is translated as the second and third time...... N+1st time.

Taiyi Zhenren realized, he finally knew why he often said that he had always been peaceful, but now he was stimulating the way of heaven.

It turns out that the culprit is all in front of this ...... This one...... This hunk.

After thinking about it for a long time, except for a fierce word, Taiyi Zhenren really couldn't think of that word that could describe the current hand on his waist and scolding the way of heaven is Zhen Hao.

......

Three minutes later, Niu Erhua pulled Zhen Hao, who was still scolding, into the house.

Zhen Hao said that his mouth was dry, he sat on the Taishi chair, picked up the teacup and was about to pour a cup of Wang Daoxiang is rice tea to quench his thirst, but he saw that Taiyi Zhenren was holding the teapot with a courteous face, and filled Zhen Hao with a cup like a shopkeeper.

"Brother Taiyi, what are you doing here?Sit down quickly, you don't bother your little brother~"

said it like that, but Zhen Hao didn't mean it at all, and he picked up the teacup and drank it all with peace of mind.

Taiyi Zhenren didn't care, his face was courteous and gradually transformed into flattery: "What brother is not brother, Brother Zhen Hao, you can just call me Xiaoyi, you can call me Brother That's the only way to torment me." ”

Zhen Hao raised his eyebrows and waved his hand: "Oops~! Brother Taiyi, what are you talking about." Our partners, where are the brothers, brothers, and what's what, just feel free, just feel free!"

Nezha: Then you changed your mind so quickly!

Xu Xianmen: Bah! Kou's heart is not right!

Zhen Hao: (β†’_β†’)

"Bang Bang Bang~!!"

The applause suddenly sounded, Nezha slowed down a beat, and then reacted, and hurriedly followed Xu Xian to start chirping.

"Boss, you are a spirit of cooperation, I am really moved, Xu Xian has really benefited a lot. ”

"The boss is mighty, the boss is mighty, the boss is mighty!"

......

"Huh?uh~ ~Awesome!!"

Watching Xu Xian's gossip and changing their tricks is praise, I thought about it for a long time, and finally only held back the word "amazing" Nezha's heart was full of envy: It's good to have read books.

"Brother Taiyi, come, don't stand, sit down quickly. ”

Zhen Hao pointed to the Taishi chair on the side and made a gesture to Taiyi Zhenren.

Taiyi Zhenren looked flattered, and the two hurriedly waved their hands: "I can't do it! I'll just stand, you can sit, you sit." ”

"If you want to sit, you can sit, so much nonsense, I tilted my head to listen to you, and my neck hurt. ”

Taiyi Zhenren: "......"