Chapter 610: Actually, I'm Big!
The two women's faces turned red when they were looked at by this group of people, and their expressions were unnatural.
"Hey, that black boy, just talk about you!" the girl named Mi'er pointed to Wei Jia on the room: "You come down, I have something to ask you!"
Wei Jia kept his nose: "Fairy, are you calling me?"
"Of course!" the girl nodded, "My name is Black Boy, do you see if there is anyone darker than you around?"
Wei Jia's face suddenly turned ugly.
A smile appeared at the corner of Lin You's mouth, and he said softly: "This kid is good, I like it!"
Wei Jia glared at Lin You, jumped slightly, and flew in front of the two women, who thought he was very chic.
Lin You also floated over and landed with Wei Jia.
Wei Jia bared a mouthful of big white teeth and smiled at the two women: "What is the matter with the two fairies coming to my Immortal Sect?"
The girl named Mi'er smiled playfully: "Aren't you Immortal Sect going to recruit disciples, our two sisters are here to join the Immortal Sect." ”
Wei Jia was stunned on the spot, and turned his head to look at Lin You with an incredulous expression.
Lin You was no better than Wei Jia, and he was also surprised.
"Hey, black boy, what do you think this uncle is doing?" Mi'er shouted at Wei Jia, "It's that we want to join the Immortal Sect, what kind of expression do you have?"
Lin You has a black line, is Lao Tzu really old, he is a girl called Uncle Lao Tzu.
Wei Jia couldn't help but smile and said, "Uncle Lin, look at how these two people are, can they succeed?"
Lin You glared at Wei Jia and said: "What do you call your uncle to do, black dog, how many times have I told you, you are the sect master, you can make your own decisions in everything, don't ask your uncle everything, uncle, I don't want to ask about the sect." ”
Wei Jia glared at Lin You viciously, damn it, it's called Lao Tzu Black Dog, you are ruthless.
Mi'er looked surprised: "Your name is Black Dog, how did your parents give you the name, and you are the sect master." Speaking of this, Mi'er couldn't help laughing, looked at her sister on the side and said, "Sister, black dog, the sect master is like this, and it's called black dog." Hahahaha, black dog, no, sister, I can't! Let's go back, I can't hold on. ”
The sister on the side couldn't help but laugh when she saw it, her body trembled slightly, and she looked at Wei Jia and said, "It turns out that you are the Black Sect Master of the Immortal Sect, I wonder if the Black Sect Master can accept our sisters to join the Immortal Sect?"
"Damn, my name is Wei Ga, not the black dog!" Wei Jia glared.
Lin You hurriedly interjected on the side: "The black dog is a nickname, and I am afraid that I will not be able to support it in the next place, so I gave it this name." ”
"You get out of the way for this sect master!" Wei Jia erupted, glaring at Lin Youdao.
Lin You couldn't help but smile and said, "Yes, don't be angry with the Dog Sect Master, I'll retreat!" While leaning back, Lin You shook his head slightly at Wei Jia.
Lin You retreated to everyone's side and watched with interest with everyone.
Wei Jia's hands were covered with mud at this time, he was still carrying a mason's brick knife in one hand, there were a few dried mud watermarks on his face, his clothes were shabby and dirty, and his snow-white hair was mixed with a few wisps of dry grass, and he really looked like a fucking master.
Wei Jia circled around the second daughter with a serious face, looked at it carefully, walked in front of the two and shook his head: "No, you two are not qualified, go back!"
After speaking, Wei Jia turned his head and left, waving a brick knife at everyone as he walked: "You are all stunned to see what to see, hurry up and work for Lao Tzu." ”
The two women behind him were stunned.
"Black dog, stop me!" Mi'er shouted.
Wei Jia turned around: "Is there anything else going on with the two fairies?"
Mi'er stepped forward angrily: "The two of us can't do it, we are not qualified there?"
Wei Jia made a look of surprise: "Didn't the two fairies hear the requirements to join the Immortal Sect when they came, we want to be beautiful, not old and ugly." You're young, but you don't look good, go back!"
Saying that, Wei Jia waved the brick knife at the two, and the muddy water flew down the brick knife towards the second daughter.
The two of them dodged, and at this time they were both angry.
Mi'er's sister couldn't help but get angry: "Black dog, you dare to insult our sisters." ”
"Did I insult you?" Wei Jia looked at the two of them with a puzzled expression, "I'm just telling the truth, the truth is not good." There is also the fact that the sect leader is called Wei Jia, not a black dog. ”
"Wei Jia is it!" the sister glared at Meimu and said, "Today you have to say that our two sisters are not beautiful there, otherwise we will really not leave." ”
Mi'er also straightened her chest: "Yes, we won't leave if we don't say it." ”
Wei Jia turned his head to look at Lin You speechlessly: "Youyou, these are two talents who came out of there!"
Lin You smiled: "You are the sect master, you handle it yourself." ”
Wei Shen took a deep breath, looked at the second daughter and said, "Dare to ask the names of the two fairies?"
"My name is Lumier, and this is my sister Lumier!" Mi'er glared at Wei Jia angrily.
"Okay, I'll just comment one by one, and after that, the two fairies should go back!" Wei Jiadu walked in front of Lu Luo'er: "I'll start with my sister first!"
"The beauty of a woman, if you want to see it, you can see four things!" Wei Jia had a straight face: "Face, chest, ass, long legs!"
Lin You choked here, patted his chest and covered his mouth and coughed. Xindao, you really have the style of a sect master!
Lu Luo'er blushed, but she didn't get angry, just stared at Wei Jia with big eyes.
"First of all, your face is a little bigger!" Wei Jia turned his head sideways and looked at Lu Ming'er and said, "Although the facial features are good, the face looks dull when it is big." ”
Saying that, Wei Jia cast his eyes on Lu Luo'er's chest: "Let's talk about breasts again!" Speaking of this, Wei Jia was stunned, swallowed his saliva and continued: "It's not bad, make do!"
Lu Luo'er gritted her teeth and glared at Wei Jia, her face flushed with anger.
Lin You also gritted his teeth and forced a smile.
"And then the ass!" Wei Jia tilted his body and looked sideways: "It's okay." ”
Lu Luo'er's chest fell together, and she looked at Wei Jia with an unkind face.
"The last is the legs!" Wei Jia glanced at and raised his head and said: "It's a bit short, the best ratio is three or seven, the upper body is three, and the lower body is seven." But you're four or six points, and you're about to reach five or five. ”
"So you're not qualified!" Wei Jia said without looking at Lu Mi'er again, and his body moved to Lu Mi'er.
When Lumiel saw Wei Jia coming, she straightened her chest a little nervously.
"You don't have to stand up, it's just that big. Wei Jia looked indifferent: "This is considered to be the chest said." ”
"You ......" Lumiel blushed and looked at Wei Jia with some anger: "I...... I didn't think it was convenient to go out, so I wrapped it up, in fact, I was very big!"
Everyone was stunned, and Lin You's body was slightly shocked.
Wei Jia was also stunned, but then immediately said: "Yes, you take it apart and let me take a look!"
Lin You stumbled under his feet and hurriedly supported a small tree beside him.
"You...... You ......" Lumiel glared at Wei Jia, and only came after a long time: "you!"
Lu Lu'er on the side said with an angry face: "Mi'er, let's go!"
"No!" Lumiel said with a resolute expression, "I want to hear what he has to say!"
Lin You couldn't help but shake his head: "Sister, aren't you looking for abuse!"
Sure enough, Wei Jia was merciless: "Although the face is not as big as your sister's, but you apply too much powder, which proves that you are not confident, then you don't need me to talk about it." As for the butt, you're not as warped as your sister, and it's not very good-looking. But your legs are very slender, but unfortunately a bit of a loop. ”
Speaking of this, Wei Jia smiled faintly: "The review is over, you can go!"
"I'm ringing my legs, what kind of eyes do you have!" Mi'er was furious: "I'll fight with you!"
As he spoke, he pounced on Wei Jia with his teeth and claws.
Lu Luo'er stepped forward and grabbed her sister: "Mi'er, don't be like this shameless person, let's go." ”
"Fairy, you are the ones who want to join the Immortal Sect!" Wei Jia looked at the two of them with an innocent face: "Be a man, be generous, have the courage to accept your shortcomings, young people should be less angry, don't fight and kill at every turn." The situations I'm talking about are natural and can be seen all over the world, so can't you still kill all the cultivators in the world?"
"I'm going to kill you black dog today!" Lu Ming'er said as she was hugged by her sister.
"Mi'er, let's go back and talk about it!" Lu Lu'er pulled her sister down the mountain, and turned back as she walked: "Black dog, I remember you!"
Wei Jia bowed and smiled: "The two fairies walk slowly." ”
Watching the two figures disappear, everyone laughed.
Lin You walked up to Wei Jia and bumped Wei Jia with his elbow: "Fatty, lack of virtue!"
"What's the way, our Immortal Sect has secrets, we can't keep them!" Wei Jia looked at the two figures in the distance under the mountain with a regretful face: "It's a pity, a pair of sisters!"
On the way down the mountain, Lumiel gritted her teeth: "This dead black dog is really angry with me! I must make him look good, otherwise I will suffocate me with this breath." ”
Lu Luo'er glanced at her sister: "This group of people occupies Uncle Xu Zhen's place, we just need to come to the door to question, you have to come up with this idea, now you are being tricked by others!"
"Dead black dog, evil black dog, black dog with a mouthful of hair!" Lumiel cried repeatedly.
"Okay Mi'er, you don't have to take what he says to heart!" Lu Lu'er said, "Didn't you see that uncle shook his head at the black dog when he retreated, they weren't ready to let us stay from the beginning." There must be a secret in this Immortal Sect. ”
"So what the black dog said is all false, and he deliberately did this to anger us?" Mi'er said as she looked at her sister.
"Of course!" Lu Luo'er nodded: "How many young cultivators are in love with the two of us, how can you believe this black dog's nonsense." ”
"That's right, the black dog's words are false!" Lumiel nodded, her face improved a little, and she ran down the hill with her sister.
"Sister, that's it!" Lumiel asked.
Lu Luo'er shook her head: "Of course it's not over, dare to humiliate our sisters, how can I spare him, don't worry, I've already figured out a way, we still hide from my father and do it quietly, I want them to look good!"
"Okay, I'll listen to you this time!" Lumiel nodded, "I can't spare this hateful black dog!"
The two continued to run down the mountain, both depressed and no longer talking.
After flying for a while, Lumiel couldn't help it: "Sister, I really wrapped it up when I came out because it was too big, I was really big." ”
"I know you're big! I've seen you!" Lu Lu'er flew with a dull face: "And my face is not big, and my legs are also very long!"
"That's it!" Lumiel nodded repeatedly: "My ass is also good-looking!"
"That's right!"