Chapter 4 Monkey, you can pretend
Wu Gang rolled his eyes, and a look of embarrassment appeared on his face, "Kong Xuan, I can't find him now, besides, even if I find him, will he come?!"
"He's coming!" Chang'e said, "he's coming!"
"Alright then, I'll try my best to find it!" Wu Gang carried the axe to his shoulder.
"Also, by the way, check the Demon Realm's Sealed Town Enchantment!"
"Huh?!" Wu Gang was stunned for a moment, a confused look appeared in his eyes, "What are you doing looking at that thing?!"
"If you want to see it, you can see it, don't talk so much nonsense!" Chang'e's face turned cold, "When it's time to let you know, I'll let you know!"
"I didn't say I wanted to know!" Wu Gang shook his head and left.
When Wu Gang walked away, and Chang'e was the only one left in the room, she smiled, and with a gesture of her hand, a book with a dark cover appeared on the palm of her hand, and she turned the page casually, stopped her gaze on the middle page, and said to herself, " Overnight, this Mo Xuan's merit is more than those old guys have accumulated in tens of thousands of years, according to his current merit, even if he kills half of the living beings in the world, he doesn't need to worry about karma, according to the principle of elimination, he has saved at least half of the creatures in the three realms in this night, except for destroying the invasion plan of the demon race, there seems to be no other explanation, this lucky guy, why can't I encounter this kind of good thing?!!"
Shaking her hands, the harvest in her hand disappeared, but the smile on her face became more and more excited, "Even the traces of the demon clan have appeared, is this really going to start changing again?!"
.................................................................................................................................... "Ah, ah, ow!!" A cool breeze blew, Mo Xuan sneezed twice in a row, rubbed his itchy nose, Mo Xuan's face was depressed, "Who thinks of me so much!" took two sips of tea and moistened his dry throat.
"Actually, you two guys, why don't you stay at home and stay here?!"
"It was the eldest mother who asked us to come, and the eldest lady said that the sixth master was alone outside, and he needed someone to serve him, and we were the people around the sixth master, so we ββ!"
"Okay, okay!" Mo Xuan waved his hand lightly, looking at the somewhat obscene middle-aged man in front of him interestingly, a hundred years later, this ancient spirit spirit temper is still the same as before, cringing, a little cowardly, and still very afraid of his vixen wife, but Mo Xuan also found the same benefit of him, he is cautious, and he does things without leakage, especially after decades of mixing in the world, this advantage is becoming more and more obvious.
"You really can't underestimate the influence of human beings, even if you are a demon clan, if you stay in the world for a long time, you will gradually become contaminated with these bad habits!" Mo Xuan thought to himself, that tigress had only opened a shop in the world for a few years, and he knew that his son needed someone to serve him when he went out, and for a while, Mo Xuan didn't know what to say.
But, to be honest, it's not bad to be served.
"Come, you two come and sit, don't all stand there and look at it!" Mo Xuan pointed to the empty seat next to him and let the two sit down.
Gu Lingjing and Hu Liniang are also not polite, they have been following Mo Xuan for more than a hundred years, and they know the temper of this master very well.
"Li Niang, your Nine Rank Heavenly Immortal Recipe has entered the realm very quickly, and now it has reached the fourth grade, can't you bear the surname!" Mo Xuan twisted a peanut, threw it in his mouth, and said with a smile.
"Liniang don't dare!" Hu Liniang hurriedly said obediently, her head was lowered, a hundred years later, it also made her mature a lot, the Nine Rank Heavenly Immortal Jue entered the fourth grade, and the strength began to step into the level of the earth realm, and the hatred of the exterminating clan was entangled in her heart all the time, saying that she didn't want to take revenge, it was also false, and the problem now was Mo Xuan's attitude.
Unlike Gu Lingjing, she was afraid of Mo Xuan, so in front of Mo Xuan, she was not as natural as Gu Lingjing.
"Go if you want, anyway, you have the strength now!" Mo Xuan said, "Don't delay here, I know you're impatient now!"
Hu Liniang's bright face looked a little flustered, "Liniang doesn't dare!"
"Go, go, go!" Mo Xuan waved his hand again and again, "However, remember, don't kill too many people, although I don't mind killing people, but if the karma is too heavy, it will hinder your future development, understand?!"
Hu Liniang's face was overjoyed, "Thank you, young master!"
"Also, take the ancient spirit spirit with you, anyway, I don't need you to follow me recently, let's go!"
"But young master......" Gu Lingjing opened his mouth, but when he saw Mo Xuan's face, he didn't say anything, just nodded, "I can save it, young master!"
"Then let's go, what are you doing here?!" Mo Xuan knocked on the table.
.................................... Qingdai was dyed into thousands of feet of jade, and the blue yarn shrouded thousands of piles of smoke.
In front of you are high mountains and deep cliffs.
In the depths of the mountains, a group of three people is walking among countless rocks, walking in front is a man with a pig's head, behind him, a white monk riding a white horse, and another monkey with a stick following behind the horse, this is Tang Seng and their group of three.
"Now the quicksand river has not arrived, and the sand monk has not yet received it, so there are only two!" Mo Xuan followed behind the monkey, but he stood in the interlayer of the space, and the monkey couldn't see it.
"This monkey is much calmer than it was five hundred years ago, and it seems to be ......!"
At this moment, there was a sudden fishy wind blowing in front of him, only to see that under the hillside, cut the tail and run the hooves, jumped out of a colorful tiger, the great monk could not be frightened, could not sit in the saddle, turned over the root and fell off the white horse, leaning on the side of the road, with a pale and frightened face.
Mo Xuan shook his head secretly, "This monk's courage is too small, and the two apprentices can be scared like this if they are protected, and I don't know how the monkey can stand it, well, waitββ!"
Mo Xuan was slightly stunned, and suddenly thought of a strange thing.
"Yes, this monkey's surname is so hot, how can he stand Tang Seng, a monk?
Fucking eggs, just what I watched just now, the monkey followed the horse, and there were countless opportunities to knock the monk to death with a stick, why didn't he knock it?
Is it really because he has been pressed for 500 years and has become well-behaved?
Is it possible?!'" Moreover, this monkey seems to have ββ!" Just thinking about it, the Bajie lost his luggage, his hand was nailed palladium, and his fat body was blocked in the middle of the heel, not letting the walker come forward, and shouted: "Evil animal, go there!"
The tiger stood upright, raised its front left paw, grabbed its chest, grabbed it down, and with a snort, peeled off its skin, and stood on the side of the road.
"Fourth ββ!" Mo Xuan rolled his eyes and almost didn't scream, why?
The tiger spirit in front of him turned out to be the fourth child of their family who ran away from home more than a hundred years ago.
"Slow down, slow down! Our party is no one else, but the vanguard of the Yellow Wind King's subordinates. Today, under the strict orders of the king, he patrolled the mountains and wanted to take a few ordinary people to make a case wine. Where are you a monk from, dare to use a weapon to hurt me?" The fourth man waved his hand in front of him, and asked the Bajie with a fierce face.
Bajie scolded: "You don't recognize me when I treat you as a wicked animal! I am not an ordinary man passing by, but a disciple of Sanzang, the imperial brother of the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, who was ordered to go to the West to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures. You avoided others early, got out of the way, Hugh frightened my master, and spared your life. If it seems to be rampant before, the palladium is lifted, but it is merciless!"
The fourth child doesn't know the depths, and he wants Bajie to cut his face to catch it. These eight precepts flashed hurriedly, and the palladium was built. The fourth child saw that he had a weapon but he was empty-handed, he was not stupid, he left with his head down, and Bajie came later. Just as the fourth child went to the rocks at the bottom of the hillside, he took out two red copper knives.
In front of this slope, the two of them came and went, rushing and colliding.
"The shelf is not bad, but I am too eager to enter, no, no!" Mo Xuan shook his head in the back, this fourth child, when he taught him by himself, was the most impatient, and the kung fu on his hands was also the worst among several brothers and sisters, even the youngest Hua'er couldn't beat it, a hundred years ago, he couldn't bear the loneliness in the mountains, and ran out while he was in retreat, and there was no trace until now, and Aunt Hu was in a hurry.
It was also Mo Xuan who knew how to calculate the heavenly machine, and he did some calculations, although he did not calculate exactly where he went, but he could also calculate that the fourth child was in danger along the way, and there would be no danger to his life, which made Aunt Hu feel at ease.
For more than 100 years, this Mo Xuan has also searched for it many times, but there is no news, but he unexpectedly met it on the way to the west, and learned to be a pioneer under the Yellow Wind Old Monster.
"Shame!!" Mo Xuan's face was hot when he thought about it, if he let others know that his fourth brother Mo Xuan was a pioneer under a little demon king, this face would be lost.
While he was thinking wildly, the monkey couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed the iron rod, and shouted, "Take it!"
Hearing his shout, Bajie also came to his strength, shaking his spirits, the nail palladium in his hand danced faster and faster, the fourth child couldn't resist the enemy, and he was defeated.
The monkey shouted, "Don't spare him, catch up!"
So two of them nailed palladium and the other lifted an iron rod and drove them down the mountain.
The fourth child was a little panicked, so that a golden cicada got out of the shell, rolled around, and showed his original body, still a tiger.
The monkey and Bajie refused to let him go, wanting to eradicate the roots.
Seeing that they were getting closer, the fourth child was in a hurry, but he thought of a golden cicada shelling spell that Mo Xuan had taught him, so he hurriedly picked his chest, peeled off the skin, covered it on the crouching tiger stone, took off his true body, turned into a gust of wind, and took advantage of the monkey and Bajie not paying attention, and went back to the intersection.
That Tang Seng was reciting the "Duo Heart Sutra", and he grabbed it and drove the wind away.
"Weird and weird, really weird!" Mo Xuan saw that the fourth old man took Tang Seng, and then looked at Bajie and the monkey who came in a hurry, and his mouth was weird.
Over there, Bajie disappeared Tang Seng, leaned on the dragon horse, and cried: "Oh my God, my God!
The monkey raised his head and jumped, "Don't cry, don't cry! Hengzhi wants to only be in this mountain, and we are looking for it. β
Bajie listened, stopped crying, and the two ran into the mountains, crossed the mountains, and searched carefully.
"Unexpectedly, five hundred years have passed, and this monkey has also learned to act!" Mo Xuan smiled in his heart, the question just now seemed to have an answer, this monkey's wild surname is untamable, let alone pressing for five hundred years, even if it is pressed for another five thousand years, he can't change the temper of his wild surname, but after being suppressed for five hundred years, he has also learned to be smart.
Yes, he does have a lot of opportunities to kill Tang Seng, but in that case, the hoop on his head can't be taken off, Tang Seng is gone, but there are still people who can use the hoop mantra, if he really beats Tang Seng to death with a stick, he can't say that this Guanyin will follow him every day and chant mantras, which he can't stand.
That's why he reluctantly followed Tang Seng, but obviously, he was also unwilling in his heart, the fourth old man just came out was an example, with his ability, a stick passed, ten old four also died, plus his eyesight, how could the fourth brother's little trick of the golden cicada shelling hide from him?
When he came back just now, the old pig had a gloomy face, but Mo Xuan saw the monkey's secret joy.
"This monkey is clearly not working hard, waving a stick to make a appearance, I wish this monk died early!"
Thinking of this, Mo Xuan's interest became stronger and stronger, and he hurried a few steps and followed behind them, and after a while, the two of them found the cave mansion and scolded.
I saw that the monkey was straight, tied a bunch of tiger skirts, slammed into the door, looked up at the six big characters on the door, which were "Huangfengling Huangfeng Cave", and stood still, holding the stick, and shouted: "Monster! Send my master out as soon as possible, so as to save overturning your nest and leveling your residence!"
Frightened, those little demons ran to the cave to report the news.
After a while, the fourth man rushed out of the hole with two knives in his hand and dozens of little demons, and actually fought with the monkey.
"You can't work hard, you can't work hard!" Mo Xuan stood behind and saw the details of the two fights seriously, and called out again and again in his heart, his expectations were really good, this monkey really didn't work hard, the fourth child's two hits, where could the monkey's two sticks be stopped, but the two of them fought for four or five rounds, although the fourth child was defeated and retreated, the hands in his hands still maintained the rules, and there was no chaos at all.
"Who is this for!" Mo Xuan smiled bitterly in his heart, "It's inevitable that it's too much!"
Mo Xuan glanced at Zhu Bajie, but saw that he was herding the horse in the distance, but those eyes glanced at the mouth of the Huangfeng Cave from time to time, staring at the monkey and the fourth child.
It was clear to me.
It seems to have sensed Zhu Bajie's gaze, the stick in the monkey's hand tightened, and the old four blocks were already reluctant, and now the monkey has moved real kung fu, where can he still hold it, and he turned around and ran after being beaten off by a stick.
Where is the monkey willing to let go, holding on to the stick, roaring and roaring behind, until he rushed to the Tibetan wind between the mountain recesses, and was bumping into the Bajie who was putting the horse, and the head was a palladium.
"Ding dong, touch!" Bajie's palladium was about to be built on the head of the fourth child, but unexpectedly, there was a sound of gold and iron clashing, and the tip of the palladium also flashed with a burst of sparks.
A hand stretched out out out of thin air, grabbed the fourth child's neck, and threw him far behind him.
"What person?!" Zhu Bajie's face changed, but he found that there was nothing in front of him, and he didn't dare to relax his hand and pick up the nail palladium, and danced around his body, at the same time, the monkey also found an abnormality, and without saying much, he picked up the stick and smashed it towards Mo Xuan's position.
With a "ββ!boom", he smashed the stick into the air, smashing a big hole in the ground, but nothing hit, and when the two of them looked up again, the tiger pioneer had disappeared.
"Senior brother, what's going on?!"
The monkey shook his head, with the same puzzled look on his face, "I don't know, it seems that someone saved that Tiger Pioneer!"
"Didn't you see it either?!"
The monkey glared at Zhu Bajie, and waved the stick in his hand at the old pig.
"Nope!"
"But save Master!" said the monkey, muttering in a low voice, "if he hadn't been eaten yet!"
.......................................... "Smack!"
"Ouch!" the fourth child covered his head, a pair of eyes rolled slightly, "Who, who, who, who beat me!"
"I'll hit you!" Mo Xuan turned behind him, and kicked him several feet away from his ass again, revealing his figure.
"Sixth!" The fourth saw Mo Xuan clearly, and shouted excitedly, "Sixth, it's you, great!" He jumped up, hugged Mo Xuan's shoulders and shouted, "Hurry up, help me beat those two stinky monks, ββ! quickly" The excited voice suddenly broke, and Mo Xuan grabbed his neck and lifted him up from the ground.
"Okay, fourth, you're out, you're a pioneer, you're amazing, you're fucking tired!" his voice rose and threw him to the ground.
"What are you doing, I ββ!" The fourth wanted to argue, but was glared at by Mo Xuan's fierce eyes, and retracted his words.
"Come back with me!"
"No!" the fourth said a little unconvinced.
"Eminem, let you go back with me!" Mo Xuan emphasized again.
"No!" This time, the fourth child replied resolutely.
"Yo, what's wrong, it's been more than a hundred years, and you've grown your skills, I don't think your skills have made much progress, or it's the same rotten as a hundred years ago, just your ability, you still dare to come out and mix?!" Mo Xuan said in a sarcastic tone.
"I'm not going back!" said the fourth child, "I'm going to follow the king and do a big thing!"
"Your king will die soon!" Mo Xuan said, he knew the ending of the Yellow Wind Monster tightly.
"Impossible, our king has vast powers and is omnipotent, how can those two monks have no choice but to win the king!" the fourth shouted as if he had been stepped on by his tail.
And the facts seemed to verify his thoughts, and a yellow wind suddenly blew on the other side of the mountain, and the yellow wind:
The cold and cold sky and earth change, and there is no shadow and invisible yellow sand swirl. Through the forest folded ridge poured pine plum, sowing soil and dust collapsed on the ridge.
The waves of the Yellow River are completely muddy, and the water of the Xiangjiang River is surging and turning. The blue sky vibrates the bullfighting palace, and fights to scrape down the Senluo Palace.
The five hundred Arhats were noisy, and the eight King Kongs were in chaos. Manjushri walked the green lion, and the white elephant of Fuxian was difficult to find.
The true martial turtle and snake lost the group, and the Ziqi mule floated its slur. The merchants shouted to the heavens, and the prince bowed and made all kinds of wishes.
Yanbo's surname is in the middle of the waves, and fame and fortune are done with the water. The fairy cave is dark, and the island Penglai is dim and dark.
Lao Jun couldn't take care of the alchemy furnace, and the birthday star received the dragon beard fan. The queen mother was going to the peach, and a wind blew off her skirt and waist.
Erlang lost Guanzhou City, and it was difficult for Nezha to take the sword in the box. The king of heaven did not see the palm tower, and Lu Ban hung the gold head drill.
Lei Yin Baoque fell three floors, and the Zhaozhou stone bridge collapsed in two. A round of red was gone, and the sky was full of stars.
The birds of the South Mountain fly to the North Mountain, and the water of the East Lake flows to the West Lake. Male and female do not call each other, and it is difficult to call for the separation of children and mothers.
The dragon king searched all over the sea for the yaksha, and the thunder prince looked for lightning everywhere. Ten generations of Hades are looking for judges, and the head of the underworld is chasing the horse.
This wind blew down Putuo Mountain and rolled up a volume of the Guanyin Sutra. The white lotus unloaded the sea and flew down, blowing down the twelve courtyards of the Bodhisattva.
Pangu has seen the wind so far, but it is not as bad as this wind. If it doesn't explode, thousands of miles of rivers and mountains are trembling!
Even if you stand on this side of the mountain, you can still feel the strength of the wind, for a while, the yellow wind is strong, flying sand and stones, the sky and the earth are lightless, and the fourth child can't open his eyes when he is blown, but his mouth doesn't stop, and he said proudly, "How about it, that's right, our king has great powers!"
Mo Xuan didn't speak, "Don't move here, I'll come when I go!"
As he spoke, he ignored the old man and rushed into the wind.
Although this wind is strong, it can't help Mo Xuan, not to mention that Mo Xuan is in the middle layer of space at this time.
In this wind, Zhu Bajie didn't dare to trespass, just closed his eyes, guarded the horses, after a while, the wind stopped, but saw the monkey stumbling over, and shouted, "It's amazing, it's amazing!"
Bajie said: "Senior brother, how is the goblin's martial arts?"
The walker said: "I can also see it, the fork method is also neat, and I am also fighting with Lao Sun." But it's just that the wind is evil, and it's rare to win him. β
Bajie said: "How can you save Master like this?"
The walker said: "Save the master and wait for another place, I don't know if there is an ophthalmologist here, and teach him to heal my eyes." β
Bajie said: "How did your eyes come?"
The walker said: "I was sprayed by that strange wind, and my eyes were sore, and cold tears often flowed. Bajie said: "Brother, in this half of the mountain, it is late, and don't say what ophthalmology you want, and there is no place to stay!"
The walker said: "It is not difficult to find a place to stay. I expected that the goblin would not dare to hurt my master, so let's find the main road, find someone to live in, spend this night, and then come to subdue the demon tomorrow. β
Mo Xuan listened to this conversation on the side, and saw that the monkey Qiang was squeezing tears from his eyes, and he almost didn't laugh, "Small, pretend, you can pretend to me, I'll see when you pretend!!"
Obviously, this monkey is determined to delay time, so that the monster can eat Tang Seng earlier.
It's just that Mo Xuan, who knows the prospect of this journey to the west, knows that he is going to make a mistake.
"Next, it's time to meet the Dharma Protector Garan to give him the medicine and medicine eyes!" Mo Xuan said secretly in his heart, but this Dharma Protector Garan is not just for the monkey doctor's eyes, look at the four sentences he left:
"Zhuang Ju is not a lay dwelling, and the Dharma Protector is a blue point. The magic medicine and the gentleman's eye pain, do your best to reduce the blame. β
Dedicated to subduing the blame, Mo Xuan hesitated!!
What do you mean?
Whether you have a real eye pain or a fake eye pain, I helped you heal your eyes and gave you the stairs down, you have to go to the demon for me now, don't think about other foolish thoughts!
Monkeys are not stupid, and they will naturally understand the meaning of this sentence!
He was also a single guy, and when he saw that his tricks were seen through, he was not annoyed, and went directly from the Yellow Wind Cave again.
After a short time, the monkey came out of the Yellow Wind Cave again, met the old pig, and was discussing how to find Lingji Bodhisattva, when the Tai Bai Xing ran out again and pretended to be a ghost for a while, and gave the address of Lingji Bodhisattva to the monkey and they didn't mention it.
Let's say that the monkey went to find Lingji Bodhisattva, and he couldn't come back for a while, Mo Xuan was interested in this yellow wind old monster, don't you say, I didn't pay attention to it before, but today I feel it, this old monster really has some skills, holding the fork made of I don't know what to do and the monkey fought into a draw, and then there was a strange wind, which made the monkey dizzy, although the monkey here obviously left a hand and couldn't work, but one thing Mo Xuan can be sure that the strength of this yellow wind old monster is definitely not less than the monkey five hundred years ago, plus the samadhi divine wind, even if it is against the monkey who was in a crazy state when he was in the Heavenly Palace, the victory or defeat is also in the number of five or five, and it is barely a monster at the strength level of the Seven Great Saints.
When did the rats under Lingshan become so powerful?
Mo Xuan was curious, and took advantage of this time to go to the Yellow Wind Cave to explore and see what this Yellow Wind Old Monster looked like?!!
(To be continued)