Wang Chen turned his head and said angrily in the face of the robber military advisor: "I still don't know the military advisor's surname? ”

Wang Chen tried his best to hold back his laughter, his face was red, Lin Xiaoye was even more desperate, turned around, and laughed there, just opened his mouth and laughed wildly, and did not make any sound, Brother Chen is really good at tossing, and his skills are good! Lin Xiaoye thought in his heart.

The military advisor did not doubt it, Lin Xiaoye turned his back and thought he was shy! The girl did not leave the door of the house, the second door did not step, she had never seen the world, and it was normal for her to be shy, how did he know that he was just a clown in their eyes, the kind that could not be put on the stage.

The military advisor smiled and said: "The surname is Li, the word Haohai, the number is Qingyang, this is our king Zhao Yidao next to him, I won't introduce the other nobodies one by one, I believe you are not interested in listening to it." ”

Wang Chen nodded and said: "The military advisor really knows my heart, as for the lines I designed, I will say it now, you bosses must listen carefully, if there is a good slogan for the profession of robbers, it will often receive a multiplied effect, first of all, the first word must be powerful, shouting to be majestic mountains and rivers, the sound is like thunder, so that the rich merchants passing by were immediately frightened after hearing it, and hurriedly paid the money, this word is ......."

Speaking of this, Wang Chen deliberately paused, and laughed in his heart as he watched the robbers being bluffed into listening attentively.

The military advisor Li Qingyang was listening energetically, and just after entering the main point, he saw Wang Chen stop, and hurriedly urged: "Master Zi, please continue, we are all listening carefully!"

Wang Chen smiled and picked up his index finger with his thumb, made a gesture asking for money, and said with a sneer: "It's okay to say it, but this word is shocking to say, crying ghosts and gods, making people tremble when they hear it, it took me a lot of brain cells to come up with this word, and I also spent a lot of money to buy tonic medicine to eat? ”

On the surface, he is serious, but in fact, he is cramping with laughter in his heart.

At this moment, even the careless Lin Xiaofeng understood, it turned out that the boss was playing tricks on these bandits! It suddenly dawned in his heart that it was indeed very interesting, much better than rushing up and starting to fight immediately, if he succeeded by luck and made money, killing two birds with one stone, the boss was really a genius! The worship of Wang Chen in his heart had reached the height of a god, and the boss was omnipotent, this was Lin Xiaofeng's later thought.

Li Qingyang pondered for a while, and whispered to Zhao Yidao, they thought that God didn't know, ghosts didn't know, and they shouldn't have heard it from such a distance, but they didn't know that Wang Chen's luck was in his ears, and every word of what they said was heard in his ears and remembered in his heart.

Li Qingyang: "Big brother, our cottage really needs to be updated, the slogan doesn't sound too loud, this kid seems to be really a scholar, the export is a chapter, let's meet his current requirements, wait for him to say the slogan and then rob his money, it's not too late to rob that beautiful chick back, what does the big brother think?"

Zhao Yidao: "Very good! Just do it, and after the kid has come up with the slogan, it's not too late to start the robbery procedure!"

Li Qingyang nodded yes, stood up straight, and glanced at one of his subordinates behind, the biggest feature of that subordinate is to observe the face and look at the color, and the most able to figure out people's minds, very much valued by Zhao Yidao, and sat in the third place in the whole village, his name is Qian Xin, and he is in charge of all finances.

Qian Xin saw that Li Qingyang was making a look, and he understood it, and took out a golden ticket of a thousand taels from his body, anyway, he would snatch it back later, and he didn't feel distressed, and he was reluctant to let the child trap the wolf! This was just temporarily handed over to him for safekeeping, and when the time came, he would have to take it back, Qian Xin thought sinisterly in his heart, and happily handed the golden ticket into Wang Chen's hand.

Wang Chen took a few photos at the sky, this is not RMB, I can't tell the truth when I look at it horizontally and vertically, so he stuffed it to Lin Xiaofeng, and he couldn't find the north of this kid, he looked at it and shouted: "Sister, look at it, one thousand taels of gold tickets, or the Shuntian Silver Club, and it will be used in the whole continent! I have never seen so much money, if I bag it in the future, it will be crooked!"

After hearing this, Lin Xiaoye turned around, took it over and looked at it curiously, and nodded in surprise: "You think beautifully! If you want a bag, I will also bag it, which is your turn! Brother Chen, this golden ticket is real, the Shuntian Silver Club is the largest silver club in the entire Emperor Continent, and it can be cashed anywhere." ”

Wang Chen thought happily: Lin Xiaoye is still smart, knowing that I want them to divide the truth and the fake, and the money sent to the door, don't want it in vain, but these robbers are too sincere, and they are still pretending to be smart enough to snatch it back, and it will be too late to cry when the time comes.

Since you have received the money, you should do something, coughed, cleared your throat and said: "This is the word '呔', next to the word mouth, add a sun Tai character, which means that you can swallow a sun in your mouth, how imposing! Bosses are so refreshing, I won't procrastinate, let's finish it in one breath! This word should be full of energy, and finally it is rehearsed in advance, and the effect of shouting together will be more satisfactory! After calling this word, the loudest among you, the person who speaks the most smoothly will say that the next paragraph is smooth, and the content is' This tree is planted by me, this road is opened by me, if you want to pass from here, leave to buy the road money' This sentence must be said loudly, it must be smooth, and you must show your professional level, so that all the passengers will pay obediently, and it is guaranteed to save a lot of saliva and energy. ”

Wang Chen said the classic robbery lines that everyone in the Shenzhou Continent was familiar with, and then the good show was staged, and he thought secretly in his heart.

Sure enough, as soon as Wang Chen finished speaking, a little brother had already written down this passage with a pen, and after all the thieves heard it, they all applauded and began to discuss.

"Big brother, this word is quite level, although I haven't read a book, but these slogans are quite smooth. ”

"Yes, big brother, with these lines, we are the most professional robbers, and the future wealth is not rolling in. ”

"It's amazing, what kind of head is this! Why can't I think of it? Even a three-year-old can understand it, it's so impressive. ”

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Everyone said a word, I said it one word, everyone was very satisfied with these lines and slogans, and they looked at Wang Chen with admiration.

Li Qingyang was proud of his wise move, if he didn't have his own threading needle, let these big bosses rush up, snatch the light, kill the light, how could it be so smooth and imposing perfect slogan?

Li Qingyang walked up to Zhao Yidao with a spring breeze on his face, and asked for credit: "Big brother, it's not bad at all as I thought, this kid really has real talent and learning, it's better to leave this kid and kill that big black man." ”

Zhao Yidao said approvingly: "Yes, after I go back, there will be a lot of rewards, small ones, the slogan has also been set, and now I have begun to act according to the rules of the industry." ”

As soon as King Zhao's voice fell, the thieves now learned and sold the land and roared "Bah" "This tree is planted by me, this road is opened by me, if you want to pass from here, leave to buy road money" The sound is like thunder, although it is not very neat, it sounds really a frightening feeling.

Zhao Yidao laughed with a red face: "Chong! Men are killed, money is robbed, women are stripped of everything, and the time has come to implement the 'three lights' policy." ”