Chapter Eighty-Eight: The Strange Townsfolk (3)
"What's going on?"
Chu Liuxian and the others were unsteady on their feet, feeling that the originally heavy earth had turned into cotton, and there was even a feeling of softness under their feet.
It's not that the earth is really soft, it's that it's shaking violently, and it's naturally unsteady to stand on it.
Chu Liuxian was much calmer than the little fat man and Yun Xiangrong, and while he was surprised, he didn't forget to observe the expressions of everyone in Xianyuan Town.
I don't know if it was before or after that loud bang, but many faces in the town that they usually don't know where to hide have popped up.
Such as the mayor of the town, such as skillful hands and chastity, such as drinking the wind and being full......
Everyone was looking forward to it, and strangely enough, they did not look at the back of the town where there was a loud noise, nor at the entrance of the town, but looked up at the sky.
In this regard, they did not seem to be too alarmed, but faintly with a kind of expectation.
Chu Liuxian didn't dare to be sure if he was wrong, but he just raised his head and looked at the sky.
The sun was setting, and it hung on the edge of the sky for a long time, and finally fell in front of everyone.
On the other end, the bright moon rises in the east, and the clear light is sprinkled everywhere.
"Is it time for evening?"
Chu Liuxian was a little puzzled, a little unsure.
Since the beginning of Prison Town, his concept of time has been a little blurred, and even more so in Xianyuan Town, where thousands of strange people have long since exhausted his energy, and he has not paid attention to the passage of time at all.
Suddenly-
"Click"
Obviously there was no sound coming out, Chu Liuxian and the others unconsciously made up such a sound in their hearts.
The bright moon in the sky is suddenly missing.
The lack of a moon still hangs high, but it inevitably gives people a bleak taste.
One bite, two bites, three bites......
The night was rapidly darkening.
At the moment of the sunset and the rising moon, the bright moon in the sky kept gaping, and in the end there was only half a bend left. The whole world was gloomy.
Finally, with a belching sound, it fell into complete darkness.
Chu Liuxian could only rely on the faint sound of breathing to make sure that the little fat man and Yun Xiangrong were still by his side, and the rest could not be seen.
Only......
"Hey~~"
"Damn tengu, gnawing on our moon again. ”
"Needless to say, heartthrobs, laugh at the three young and they failed again. ”
"That mad dog, this is naked revenge. ”
"Nonsense, don't you want to thank us if you don't retaliate against us......"
All sorts of sighs and sighs. All kinds of discussions poured into Chu Liuxian's ears in the darkness.
"Tengu...... , It seems to be the existence of the eclipse moon. ”
"Heartthrob, laughing at the three young people, what kind of person is this? It is estimated that they made the previous disturbances. ”
After Chu Liuxian made a judgment, there was nothing he could do but wait for the darkness to fade and the light to return.
I also know that the so-called tengu can't really swallow Mingyue in his stomach. It may resemble a spell mask, or a lick and then spit out......
"Gott~"
The thought of what he could see every day when he looked up was something that a certain being swallowed and licked in his stomach from time to time, made him feel sick to his stomach. I think this conjecture is too disgusting.
Time, tiptoeing in the dark, slipped away silently.
It's been a long time, Chu Liuxian and the others are waiting impatiently. The little fat man next to him has abused the eighteenth generation of the ancestor of the tengu with the eighteenth method of dog meat, and the sky is still dark and dull, but there is a noisy sound. It was as if the sound of a chase came to my ears.
"You three little rabbit cubs, you don't seem to have died, do you?
"I'll kill you. ”
After a rough and violent voice, a few wails followed, with the taste of crying, fell on Chu Liuxian's ears and felt very familiar.
"Chir, chir~~"
Chu Liuxian was wondering to himself, the wailing turned into a bird's language, and he understood it immediately.
"Oh, it turned out to be the three of them, orangutans, rabbits, and kittens, how did they get beaten like that?"
Based on the sound alone, it is not difficult to know that the three of them are absolutely desolate and miserable.
A little farther away, there was also a whisper, the voice was very low, as if it was afraid that the two sides who were being chased would hear it.
"Yo, those three little babies dare to provoke the beggar king, it's really boring. ”
"Oh, the beggar's hands are so black, will they still be able to work tomorrow?"
"Don't worry, Chen Yingying's best thing is to pretend to be a chicken, and people who refuse to even let the guy sleep for a while will definitely not let them have a chance to be lazy. ”
"Miserable~~"
When it came to the back, Chu Liuxian felt that there was a taste of schadenfreude no matter how he heard it.
He didn't bother to deal with the three of them, but he was very interested in the "beggar king" mentioned by the tongue-chewing townspeople.
"Beggar can be king, I don't know what kind of person it is?"
"Also, how did the three of them provoke each other?"
Chu Liuxian was still thinking about it, and the little fat man's low laughter sounded: "Hey, hey, Brother Chu, I told you about it, the three of them were later picked up by Chen Yingying like picking rags, saying that his hero building lacked a few juniors." ”
"Tut-tut, where is the little two, it's clearly a cow and a horse. ”
"Xiao Er's work has to be done, cleaning has to be done, chefs have to be done, money collection has to be done, and food shopping has to be done, and now it seems that even debt collection has to be paid. ”
Chu Liuxian immediately understood, needless to say, it must have been Chen Yingying who saw that the beggar king was too difficult and didn't dare to ask him for an account, so he sent the orangutan to top this thunder.
The bird language of the three of them Chu Liuxian couldn't understand, it didn't mean that the beggar king couldn't understand it either, but he could only hear him say in a majestic voice:
"Humph!"
"Lao Tzu can eat all the food he comes, what else can't he do?"
"Don't talk about taking credit, you can also ask for an account by the way. ”
As he spoke, there was another burst of violent beatings, and the screams of the three of them were really sad to hear, and the listeners wept, and they were extremely miserable.
The little fat man was itchy when he heard it, and he sighed that he couldn't see that scene with his own eyes.
Chu Liuxian was shocked, he couldn't believe that the words just now were something that a person could say, the beggar king was simply the first strange thing he had seen since entering Xianyuan Town.
"What else can't be done...... , such a person who can say it. I can't mess with it!"
Chu Liuxian sighed here, "uproar", like Shui Yuehua seemed to have been blocked by the embankment for a long time, and once the gate was opened, it poured down.
Unprepared, the entire Xianyuan Town suddenly brightened.
Qinghui is limited, far less bright than in the daytime, but I have been used to it in the dark for a long time, and I have long been accustomed to the darkness, and I suddenly feel bright.
The first time. Chu Liuxian and the others followed the prestige, and saw that the beggar king put down his rolled sleeves leisurely, obviously beating happily.
In front of him, one on top of the other, two men, an orangutan and a rabbit, were stacked underneath, and kittens sat innocently on both of them.
Orangutans and rabbits are covered in bruises, with breath out but not breathin, and they can almost grab the nickname of being human, and there is really no one to look like.
Kittens are much better. He looked frightened and pitiful, but his whole body was intact and there was no external injury.
The Beggar-King seems to be unaffected by the Tengu spitting out the moon again. took a sip on the ground and said, "It's cheap for you this time, Lao Tzu is in a good mood, don't appear in front of Lao Tzu next time." Otherwise, see it once and hit it once. ”
Then, glancing at the kitten, he added, "You're in luck." Lao Tzu doesn't beat women. ”
The words fell, and under the attention of the entire Xianyuan Town, the beggar king walked to the edge of the wall step by step, squatted down, broke the mat, and snored everywhere.
"This beggar is domineering. ”
The little fat man was so impressed that he threw himself to the ground.
Chu Liuxian also nodded, being a beggar to do this, he is really domineering.
There was so much excitement here, that including Chu Liuxian and the others, everyone in Xianyuan Town ignored one thing.
It wasn't until the long shadows dragged at the feet of the people in the moonlight that they noticed that a few people had limped in from the entrance of the town.
As he walked, several people were still complaining, and the loud voice was clearly audible in the town of Xianyuan, which suddenly quieted down.
"Sour scholar, blame you, if you weren't sour, you had to reason with that dog first, otherwise we wouldn't have been beaten so badly!"
A blind old man read in pieces, and said as he walked angrily.
Obviously, both eyes were hollow, but he walked more steadily and faster than the people who could see it, and he raised a kick to the acid scholar and was even more accurate, straight to the buttocks.
The sour scholar was a middle-aged man who looked at the whole body dressed as a poor sour scholar, he rubbed his buttocks, straightened his neck and said: "The sage once said: Don't punish ...... without teaching"
Before he could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by a brocade-robed man of a similar age.
"Ha-ha-ha!"
"It's funny, I laughed to death, the saint died tens of thousands of years earlier, and the saint once said, you are a ghost. ”
The sour scholar's face turned red, and he stammered: "Laugh~ Laugh Sanshao, I don't allow you to insult the saint." ”
"Hah, ha, ha, ha, what did I insult?"
"I~I~I'm fighting with you~"
The sour scholar raised his hands high, making the appearance of Wang Baquan, and was about to go up and fight with Xiao Sanshao, who was sure to laugh three times.
Between the two, there was suddenly a graceful figure, convex and backward, charming and colorful, with a fluttering eye, a woman whose man's soul could be gone.
"Heartthrob, this must be the heartthrob in their mouth. ”
Chu Liuxian and Little Fat Man and others were extremely sure of this.
True to its name!
The heartthrob lightly opened his lips, and as soon as he opened his mouth, everyone fell down.
"Shut up the old lady. ”
The heartthrob crossed his hands on his hips, and the momentum that erupted in an instant seemed to be a lion's roar, which frightened the sour scholar, the laughing Sanshao, and the blind old man were all silent.
"Blind Liu, when you were fighting just now, you hid at the end, turned around and complained that you were the loudest, you deserved to be impotent at the age of thirty and your impotent wife ran away with someone, you are a fortune teller and you can't even count which bastard did it!"
Blind Liu, the blind old man didn't come up in one breath, and he almost died holding his chest.
"Sour scholar, you are a poor and sour eater, who the hell is reasoning with you, when have you ever seen the old lady reasoning with others? Stupid like you, no wonder the inn handed down by your Lao Tzu has been taken away by the full drink, and you deserve to be poor and die for the rest of your life without touching a woman's hands. ”
When the sour scholar heard half of it, he followed in the footsteps of the blind Liu.
"And you, laugh at the three young people, ha! ha! laugh again and show the old lady, what else will you do besides laughing? What do you see, believe it or not, the old lady buttoned out your eyeballs?"
Xiao Sanshao obviously believed it, and covered his eyes with his hands faster than anything else.
"This ...... This...... This ......"
Chu Liuxian was dumbfounded, watching this scene and not knowing how to describe it, until the heartthrob crossed his hands on his waist, looking forward to his self-pride, and no one dared to look at her, he let out a long breath, and Chang Tai said:
"Tough, too tough!" (to be continued......)