XXV. The Seven Dwarfs
Titan's battle against the Seven Swords can only be described as "tragic".
Seven dwarfs, generally four feet tall, with large heads, round faces, and garlic noses, goldfish eyes, all look exactly the same.
Seven dwarfs, holding seven knives, people are difficult to distinguish, so you have to look at the knife, the knife is the largest, so it is called a sharp knife.
And so on.
The knife of the seven knives is the smallest, so it is called the seven knives.
No more than three feet long, a lancet knife, only seven inches short, a bull-eared knife, seven dwarfs holding seven knives around the giant Titan, frowning, with a serious face, as if they were studying how this giant living human should be dissected-
Titan also frowned, with a serious face: "Hungry!"
For Titan, these seven are the dwarves of the dwarves, the dwarf friends, and the Titans also like them-
It's the same as Titan, the faces of seven clowns, and they seem to be laughing if they don't smile~~
Seriousness is especially ridiculous!
Everyone was laughing.
Fang Yin was worried ~~
Murong Gongzi said, six crossbows, seven swords, thirteen pieces, how are you?
Murong Gongzi said, I am not an opponent.
Fortunately, the six crossbows did not come this time, there were only seven knives, seven people, seven knives, a crossbow machine and seven crossbow arrows.
The crossbow machine was on the back of a sharp knife.
Steel crossbow machine, steel crossbow arrow, crossbow arrow has a name, called Pogang.
The killer world is not enough to be humane with outsiders, but Fang Yin knows more or less about the fierceness of the seven knives, Titan can not know whether he is alive or dead, Fang Yin is worried: "Dear~~"
At this moment, Daoist Fang's waist and eye were suddenly stabbed: "Titan will be fine." You can rest assured. β
Don't look at it. I also know that it is Noller: "Hmm~~"
The incompetent Great Immortal nodded heavily. "Yes!"
"There's a word called love house and wu, my dear, can you explain it to me?" said Noller.
"But!" the incompetent immortal explained, "that is to say, if you love someone, you will love the crows on the roof of his house!"
Incompetent immortals. What a learned person.
But this was not what Noller wanted, so Noller asked, "There is a word called pretending to be deaf and dumb, my dear, can you explain it to me again?"
"But!" the incompetent immortal nodded and said: "That's it, obviously I heard it, pretended not to hear, obviously could speak, pretending to be dumb!"
After speaking. He added: "This kind of person is the most hateful!
"Legend has it that there is a bird in the East. One eye and one wing, each other is flying. Of course, the incompetent immortal didn't know, Princess Nole was teasing her honey again: "Dear~~"
"But!" the incompetent immortal was waiting to explain, and suddenly felt that something was wrong: "This kind of bird, this kind of bird, that, uh, I don't seem to have ...... either"
"What the hell do you want to say?" Fang Yin finally turned around, and said helplessly: "You say it, don't stab me all the time......"
Noller glared at two innocent eyes: "I didn't stab it, it was Yago." β
Noller was hugging Yago, but Yago was already asleep: "Well, there is a word called staring at the big eyes and talking nonsense, please explain it to me too!"
"Mr. Incompetent, please explain it to him. Noller sank his face and was displeased.
"Don't be noisy!" yelled Mr. Incompetence, "Again!"
Why, the incompetent immortal always answers the conversation and inserts one leg sideways?
Of course, they are particular, not because of anything else, because this little couple always likes to quarrel: "You!"
This refers to the honey dead party: "Go over there, calm down!"
Honey Dead Detachment: "I'll go!"
"You!" this refers to Noller: "In public, watch the impact!"
Princess Knoller: "Bah!"
You see.
This matter, from beginning to end, the incompetent immortal is really heartbroken: "Tell me, you talk about the two of you, this is not a small boss, it really doesn't make people worry-" can only say that the incompetent immortal was born with a worrying life: "Yes, it's wrong for him to ignore you, but you shouldn't always stab him, you see, this is a stab for you, right?" This is the lesson of Nole, of course, the main thing is Fang Daoist: "You, you, you, you, you are a person, tell me what is good about you? Who is that, Sister Lin, Sister Lin, right?" I said a long time ago that you two are not a good match, if you are not a good match, you are ......"
"Stop!" attention, this is exactly what Fang Yin wants: "You tell me first, what's the matter, it's not a good match?"
"It's not a good match, it's just a bad match, it's originally that you don't match others, you have to match hard......"
"Sister Lin?" Attention, this is also what Noller wants: "Who is Sister Lin?"
"Sister Lin, called Lin Dai, is younger than you, prettier than you, and a hundred times stronger than you!" So Fang Yin wants to take advantage of this matter to make a complete break with Noller: "A thousand times! Ten thousand times!"
"So it's not worthy!" However, the incompetent immortal hit the nail on the head and pointed straight to his heart: "I said a long time ago, you don't want to be delusional anymore!"
"You!" Okay, at this point, the role of the incompetent immortal has been lost, and Daoist Fang abandoned it: "Go over there, cool down!"
Cool and thin people, their nature is like this, the incompetent immortal sighed: "That's it!"
Immediately chanted: "In the heavens, I wish to be a winged bird, and a river of spring water flows east~~"
That's it.
"I said, that ......" Fang Yin wanted to speak, and said: "I, I, that ......"
Knoller smiled.
In fact, there is no need to speak, the eyes have already communicated, love is always selfish, and breakups are always inevitable: "Ahem!"
Although it is said that the two of them have not spent much time together, Fang Yin has been falling into it since the first time he saw Noller: "Honey, how long have we known each other?"
Fang Yin was speechless.
Noller smiled and took out his pocket watch: "Fourteen days, three hours, eighteen minutes, twelve and one seconds, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four......"
During this period, two people are together, every day, every night, every moment and every second.
Fang Yin knew.
Fang Yin just didn't know, how did she do it?
The last time it was hair.
Let's just say that, Fang Yin now. Just close your eyes. It must have been Noller who appeared: "Dear ~~"
There is no Sister Lin.
There is no dragon Jiaojiao.
So chagrined. So the anger, the last time the hair was, what is this time?
This time it's cake.
Is there a candlelit dinner?
The cake was made by Noller, made by Noller himself, made with hard work, and shed a lot of fragrant sweat~~
Fang Yin didn't know.
Noller didn't say anything about it.
So the current Fang Yin doesn't know why, it's her who opens and closes her eyes. With an annoying smile: "Nineteen minutes, one second, two seconds, three seconds, four seconds......"
It can't go on like this anymore, because Daoist Fang is about to be unable to pull it out: "Okay, you don't count, you don't ...... anymore"
Knoller smiled.
"Listen, Knoller, I'll say it again. I'm not your fiancΓ©, and you're not my fiancΓ©e. "Daoist Fang. Said very seriously: "So, even if I lend you eight million taels of golden tickets, you don't have to promise yourself, if I don't marry, do you understand?"
Noller smiled, nodded, and said very seriously, "I understand. β
Everything has to be about the money.
Even if there is a conflict, there must be a fuse: "You understand?"
"I understand. β
"What do you understand?"
"I understand everything. β
β......β
"Debts, repay money, it is a matter of course, whether you are Noller's fiancΓ© or not, this money, Noller will also pay you back. Knoller said with great seriousness.
β......β
"Yes, you are voluntary, and you have said that you don't have to pay it back, but you have good intentions, and it is natural to repay the debt, whether Noller is your fiancΓ©e or not, this money ......"
β......β
"Now I don't have any money, and when I have money in the future, I will definitely pay it back to you. Noller is very serious, but no matter how you look at it, it looks like he is flirting: "Blood debt, blood debt, love debt, love debt, money debt, money payment, no money, people pay, that's it." β
"It should be said that it is meat compensation. That's right, this is Daoist Fang: "On catties, on taels, how many catties do you have, how many taels are converted, that's it." β
There are those who sell cakes, and there are those who sell meat: "One hundred and twenty catties, one thousand two hundred taels, this is far from enough." β
"You can be long. β
"I'm going to work hard, try to grow meat, try to pay back. β
"I have to work hard to sell. β
"You've got to work hard. β
"We're working together. β
"The light lies ahead. β
"That's it. β
"That's it. β
A cake seller, a meat seller, and a happy life ever since, that's all.
Daoist Fang has already fallen in, and he is so deep that he can't pull it out, that's it.
Then again, eight million taels of gold.
The golden ticket was paid by the honey death party, and the condition was that Murong Gongzi talked about it, seven dwarfs, one million per person-
In fact, the seven knives are not here to kill, the seven knives are here to make money.
Because it is very poor, the killer industry is not easy to do.
Stage.
Seven dwarfs, with seven knives, surrounded the giant Titan, and did not move.
Nor does it speak, makes eye contact.
Titan would not have made the first move, and in the face of such a weak dwarven child, Titan was also very strange: "Hungry, hungry, hungry!"
It means: come, come, come!
Since he received money from others, he had to spare his life, and he was the smartest among the seven dwarfs, so he was the eldest -
Here's the conversation.
The smartest and most powerful knife: "Life can be noted, blood must be released, so as not to underestimate our seven knives, that's it." β
Secondly, he was clever and sharp: "Bloodletting means releasing water, and that's it." β
Secondly, smart and sharp: "If you should put it, let it go, so I admit it, I can't wait!"
Secondly, he was clever and sharp: "But there is a problem, we will only kill people, we will not bleed, and we will not release water." β
Secondly, smart and powerful: "There is always a first time in everything, no, we can learn, that's it." β
Secondly, he was clever and sharp: "Do you do it?" now?"
The least clever and Li Qidao: "Wait a minute, there is another question, why, seven of us brothers, each of whom receives one million taels of gold tickets, adds up to eight million taels?"
......
Li Yidao: "Because, we borrowed Li Thirteen's crossbow." So count him in too. That's it. β
Li Erdao: "That's true. But Li Thirteen's share, with the intelligence of the eldest brother, must not have been given to him for no reason, that's it. β
Li Sandao: "If you should swallow it, you should swallow it, this was originally an excuse, causing us to earn an extra million taels of gold tickets!"
Li Sidao: "Eight million taels, no problem." β
Li Wudao: "Li Thirteen is a stupid talent. We can't tell him about it, that's it. β
Li Liudao: "Do you want to do it?"
Li Qidao: "Wait a minute, there is another question, how should the extra one million taels of gold tickets be distributed equally among the seven of us?"
......
Li was shocked: "Oops! I didn't think of this question!"
Li Erdao was shocked: "It's troublesome! It's troublesome! It is precisely the wise man who thinks a thousand times and must make a mistake!"
Li Sandao was shocked: "I just said, I always have a premonition that something is wrong, and sure enough, something went wrong immediately!
Li Sidao was shocked: "So a small bargain must not be touched." Otherwise, you will suffer a big loss, and if the extra one million taels of gold tickets are not distributed properly. It will inevitably affect the unity between our brothers, and when the brothers will fight against each other, this, isn't it ......"
Li Wudao was shocked: "Could it be that this is a trap set by Li Thirteen?"
Li Liudao was shocked: "Do you still want to do it?"
Li Qidao exclaimed: "Big brother, think of a way!"
......
Li Yidao was overjoyed: "There is!"
Li Erdao was overjoyed: "Since the eldest brother said that there is, then the eldest brother has it, with the intelligence of the eldest brother, it must be an excellent solution!"
Three knives, four knives, five knives, six knives, seven knives at the same time: "Big brother, big brother, big brother, big brother, big brother!"
Li Yidao: "One million taels of gold tickets, seven people, it is absolutely impossible to distribute them evenly, right?"
The other six knives: "Not bad!"
A sharp knife: "Six people, can't either." β
The remaining six knives: "Exactly!"
"Five people can, five people, one million taels of gold tickets, each person can get 200,000 taels." β
The other six knives: "Thisβ"
"So, we have seven brothers, and only five of us can live today." β
The other six knives cried on the spot: "In other words, two must die!"
Li Yidao: "As a big brother, I'm counted as one!"
The other six knives burst into tears: "Benevolence, big brother!"
Li Erdao: "The eldest brother is dead, I am the eldest brother, as the eldest brother, I am also one!"
The other five knives were full of sorrow: "Benevolence and righteousness, second brother!"
Li Sandao: "The second brother is dead, I am the eldest brother, as the eldest brother, I will live well!"
Li Sidao: "Don't say it, just divide the money!"
Li Wudao: "But the eldest brother and the second brother are not dead yet, and now we are still seven brothers, not five brothers." β
Li Liudao: "Can you do it?" now?"
Li Qidao: "Wait a minute, I thought of another question, if the eldest brother and the second brother sacrifice their lives and do not participate in the distribution, then the golden ticket that should be distributed is not a matter of one million taels, but-"
"Eight million taels!" The seven people jumped up in shock at the same time, and said in shock: "Eight million taels, five people, what will happen?"
Count it as a moment.
Li Sandao cried: "As a big brother, count me as one!"
The other six swords breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, relieved: "Eight million taels, four people, that is, two million taels per person, this time I finally understand!"
Li Yidao sighed: "I regret not being at the beginning, I overcharged one million taels of gold tickets, and now I actually lost three lives of our brothers, this is really a bloody lesson!"
The other six knives were annoyed: "Since then, seven knives have become four knives, this time, Li Thirteen's stupid talent will definitely laugh at us!"
Speaking with one knife, two knives, and three knives, the three eldest brothers will kill themselves by cutting their throats, so that they can score the golden ticket with four knives, five knives, six knives, and seven knives: "Wait a minute, I'll ......"
"Isn't it, brother!" Li Liudao cried: "Your three questions will cost the lives of three of my brothers' seven people, do you have a fourth problem?"
"The problem is, the seven of us brothers once made a vow to live and die together, this-"
The seven brothers hugged their heads and cried: "It is the people who die for the wealth and the birds die for the food, I can't imagine that all seven of my brothers died here today, and they actually ended up with a tragic end where no one collected the corpses after death!"
Crying for a while.
One knife, two knives, three knives, four knives, five knives, six knives, seven knives, and then he committed suicide by cutting his throat, and finally no longer had to worry about how to distribute the golden tickets equally: "Wait a minute, I still have ......"
"No, brother!" The other six swords were stunned, and they all looked at Li Qidao: "Your four questions are about to kill the seven lives of my brother's seven, do you have a fifth question?"
Li Qidao smiled, and his teary eyes shone with wisdom: "The golden ticket can be collected, and in the same way, it can also be returned, I finally thought of a fundamental solution-"
The seven brothers cheered loudly and wept with joy: "Wonderful! (To be continued......