Section 8 Tips for Picking Up Girls
As soon as he pushed open the door of the apartment, Lin Yifei was stunned, the night owl Ah Shui didn't know when he had gotten up, he didn't brush his teeth, and he sat in front of the computer without washing his face, looking at something intently.
"It's time to eat. Lin Yifei greeted him, he was quite accustomed to his style, put the food on the table in front of Ah Shui, and asked curiously, "What are you busy with?"
"Busy looking at you. Ah Shui finally took his eyes off the computer screen and stared at Lin Yifei as if a flower was blooming on his face.
"Look at me?" Lin Yifei was a little strange, "Am I more handsome today?" After staying with them for a few weeks, he was also used to making some jokes about this era with Ah Shui and them.
"Although you are good today," Ah Shui held back a smile, and he was also a little happy when he saw Xiao Fei seem to be back to the way he used to be, "but it's still a little bit worse than me." ”
"Since you're so handsome, then what do you see me doing, don't hurry up and look in the mirror. Lin Yifei smiled faintly.
"That's because you are definitely a man of the year in Zheqing University today. Stretching out his hand and pointing at the computer, "You account for two of the top ten news on campus today, and the click reply post is high, it seems that you are the star of the campus today." ”
Lin Yifei was stunned, "Top ten news?"
Nodding vigorously, seeing that Xiao Fei didn't seem to know, Ah Shui sighed, it seems that he still doesn't want to wake up, but really hopes that this Baili Ice can help Xiao Fei forget Feng Xuejun, "The campus forum of Zheqing University has various classifications, and the most popular among students are the top ten campus news and today's stars. ”
Ah Shui is definitely the kind of friend who is enough, and patiently explained: "This is also to encourage students to actively participate in activities organized by the campus in addition to studying." ”
Lin Yifei somewhat understood, "You said that I accounted for two out of ten news?"
Before Ah Shui could answer, the door of the apartment was kicked open, "Outside, outside, today's hot news on campus is related to our dormitory!"
Lin Yifei and Ah Shui glanced at each other, no need to ask, it must be Da Niu back.
"Please, can you use your hands next time you open the door?" every time you kick it, our door has been repaired three times last year," Ah Shui couldn't help but protest: "Or I'll have to put a few nails in the door next time." ”
"I'm not thrilled anymore. Niu Fen's face lit up, "Xiao Fei is famous now," and saw the computer screen at a glance, "Hey, Ah Shui, it turns out that you already knew." ”
"I don't really know much about what happened on this campus," Ah Shui smiled and pulled Lin Yifei to sit in front of the computer, "Xiaofei, look, hey, how did the ranking change, hehe, it seems that it is still beautiful news that attracts attention, originally the first was the news in your ancient Chinese history class, but I didn't expect it to be ranked second." ”
"That's for sure, the ice beauty is warming up, and the poor boy's spring breeze is what we care about the most. The big cow also leaned over his head behind him.
"It's not a neat title, but it's relevant. Ah Shui smiled and patted Da Niu's head, "Xiaofei, look, there is a new post, and there is a heated discussion about how you can get the heart of the ice beauty." ”
Lin Yifei smiled a little bitterly and said: "You can get your heart after eating a meal with the ice beauty? ”
"You don't understand this, Xiao Fei," Da Niu said in a tone of a person who came over, "There are two most critical times for pickling girls. ”
Ah Shui turned around and glanced at Da Niu, "So I'm going to ask our Da Niu to tell us about the theory and practice of pickling girls." ”
Da Niu scratched his head, "Where am I better than the two of you, Ah Shui belongs to the kind of dog that doesn't bark, if he doesn't bite people, he will be ruthless when he bites, I guess he has a big fish in love with him, and he is silent at this time." ”
Ah Shui bared his teeth and made a hungry dog.
Da Niu jumped far away and laughed, "The most critical first time to pick up a girl is to make the other party have a good impression of you, and Xiao Fei has successfully done this." ”
"Use your nonsense, even a blind person can see that Baili Bing has a good impression of Xiaofei. Ah Shui stabbed him again.
Da Niu didn't mind, "The second is to defeat all the competitors, so that she has no other choice." Da Niu said his experience.
"I said that you stick to the green flowers like a dog skin plaster all day long," Ah Shui suddenly realized: "It turns out that you have reached the second stage, but what you said still has a little truth, you are so close to the defense, others are indeed powerless to add plugs." ”
Da Niu smiled proudly, "This is my secret of picking up girls, and I told Xiao Fei today, just to let Xiao Fei carry forward the spirit of chasing the poor and not selling his name to learn the overlord, and strike while the iron is hot." ”
In my heart, I am quite happy for my friends, Baili Bing is not covered, if I can really make a girlfriend, it can save ten years of struggle.
Ah Shui looked at the computer screen and suddenly smiled: "Look, this post has been clicked for more than 1,000 minutes, and there are no less than 100 replies." ”
"What did you say?" the big cow asked curiously.
Some replies said that Xiaofei is also a child of a rich family, Baili Bing and Lin Yifei are a strong team, husband and wife, oh, no, it is a rich marriage, but this person is purely blind, we don't know the details of Xiaofei, although Uncle Lin and Aunt He are white-collar workers, but there is still a big gap compared to the children of rich families. ”
"Not bad, not bad. Da Niu nodded and said, "Don't pay attention to him, what else to say." ”
"This is a bit interesting, he obviously knows Xiao Fei, and he also knows the relationship between Xiao Fei and Feng Xuejun," Ah Shui said with a smile on his lips, "The beauties of Zheqing University are like clouds, but it is not surprising that they are fighting openly and secretly, he said that Baili Bing and Feng Xuejun are not in harmony, so he intends to approach Xiao Fei, so as to fight Feng Xuejun." ”
"Well, that's possible," the bull scratched his head, "and when he said that, I thought it was likely. ”
"Probably a fart. Ah Shui scolded with a smile, "Even if Baili Bing has this motive, it was only when Xiao Fei was chasing Feng Xuejun, now Xiao Fei," glanced at Lin Yifei, seeing that he had been smiling and silent, as if listening to other people's stories, Ah Shui was quite satisfied, thinking that Xiao Fei was very good, but he was always indecisive and a little sissy before, and this time he really behaved like a man.
"Now Xiao Fei can be said to have nothing to do with Feng Xuejun, so I think this reason is also very reluctant. Ah Shui came to a conclusion.
"Hey," Da Niu's eyeballs suddenly fixed a reply, "This post seems to be relatively close, and the title he said is also like a couplet, Lin Yifei heroically saves the beauty, and the ice beauty secretly promises her heart, Xiaofei, in addition to what happened to me and Ah Shui this morning, which one did you say it to?"
Lin Yifei shook his head, "There is no one else, if you don't ask, I won't say it." ”
"That's strange, how can this person guess so accurately, is it difficult to be a fairy? Look at his vest, damn it, it's really a fairy. The big bull monster screamed.
Lin Yifei also looked at it, and couldn't help but be a little funny, it turned out that the name of the member was 'really a fairy'.
Looking at a smile on the corner of Ah Shui's mouth, Lin Yifei suddenly said, "Ah Shui, is this your vest?"
Da Niu also suddenly realized: "Yes, it must be this kid, this kid likes to give this kind of strange name, Ah Shui, tell me honestly, is it you?"
Ah Shui nodded with a smile, "It's still Xiaofei who is smart, but there are not many smart people these days, you see my post and laugh non-stop, saying that such an old-fashioned bridge is so bad that I can come up with it, hehe, but they didn't expect that our Xiaofei used this trick." ”
After refreshing the webpage again, Ah Shui suddenly shouted, scaring Da Niu and almost jumping, "What the hell are you." Da Niu said loudly behind him.
"I haven't seen the ghost, but ......" Ah Shui stared at the computer screen, "this...... That's outrageous, isn't it? ”
"What's outrageous," Da Niu hurriedly looked at the post, which replied in a large bold and red font, although there were only a few words, the content was shocking!
Billionaire girl secretly agreed, and took the initiative to show her heart and kiss her love!
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