XXVII. Riding a horse and squatting on the crotch
Martial arts, from Ge from the right, lead Ge and go, out of the world. As soon as he said it, the king of Chuzhuang said: Fuwen, stop fighting for martial arts. Stopping Ge Xingren, winning without a fight, and returning to the heart of the world sounds very reasonable and beautiful. However, the truth is the truth, the reality is the reality, and the actual situation is that as long as there is an intersection, there will be disputes and there will be force. From the drooping children, to the elderly, to the disputes between the husbands, to the battles of the country, throughout the ancient and modern times, how many people have broken their blood for this word, and have lost their lives!
Not only is this the case in the world, but so are birds, animals, fish, and reptiles, and for food, for their spouses, and for their territory. There is also a category where fights are purely for fun, and they are inherently inhuman. There is even a category that does nothing for the sake of fighting, fighting for the sake of fighting, fighting for the sake of fighting, lest the world will not be chaotic! That is a natural warrior, and it is breathtaking.
No matter whether it is right or not, this "Ge" is always indispensable. This is like the tooth of a tiger and a leopard, and like the claws of an eagle vulture, it is a sword, a spear, a sword and a halberd in the hand, and a sharp weapon for attack and defense on the battlefield. The fists and feet of people are like the minions of animals and beasts, which are innate talents, and everyone does not need to learn to punch and kick. Whether it is a righteous army or a bad deed, the use of force is indispensable after all. And everything has its own way, and so is Wu.
Cultivate its skills, gather its skills, learn its arts, and become its way.
From ancient times to the present day, or passed down from classic books to hand to hand, countless ancestors have been tempered and painstakingly condensed, which is called -
Martial arts.
This is an ability, this is a skill. Not to mention that learning to become proud of the world, nor to mention learning to protect the family and defend the country, and to practice martial arts, not only to strengthen the body, but also to protect oneself. People born in troubled times are like ant leeches, if they have no ability to protect themselves, it is really difficult to be alone. Only by constantly increasing their own strength can people live better or survive. For Daoist Fang, martial arts must be learned. Not only to learn, but also to learn well, this matter is very important to the Taoist priest. The purpose of Daoist Fang to learn martial arts is very simple, that is-
Don't give people bullying.
As for bullying others, it's not that I haven't thought about it, but bullying people should be built on the basis of not being bullied, which is a lofty goal, and it is unrealistic to consider it now. Everyone saw that Daoist Fang was beaten, and there was no need to say who was ruthless. Daoist Fang had also been beaten before, and his face was often beaten, so he didn't need to mention it anymore. Although Daoist Fang didn't say it, he had a number in his heart, there was revenge and revenge, these were all recorded in the book, and they would be retrieved in the future. If you want to achieve your goal, if you want to achieve your goal, you must put it into action, which Taoist Fang also understands very well. Having said so much, everyone understands-
Today, I said, practice martial arts.
The long-awaited day has finally come, our big hero is finally going to hit the road, this is a memorable day, with milestone significance, both civil and military, the great ambition of punishing evil and promoting good will finally be realized, just at this moment! The sky is gloomy, the cold wind is howling, Fang Daoist holds his head high and stands proudly, sighs for a while, only to feel a heroic spirit in his chest suddenly rush up, straight into the sky!
"Fang Yin, go to the side to Zama, a few of you, follow the teacher to learn the seventy-two ways to capture. Lu Daochang commanded, and the old and old roads went their own way, practicing and asking, learning and teaching, and the courtyard was jubilant. The wrist is rotated like this, the finger is so tricky, the waist is twisted like this, and the arm is pressed like that, Master, Master, is it good or not? One by one, they were serious and serious, even talking and analogizing, regardless of the youth of the heroes who stood on the sidelines.
"What kind of horse, where are the horses?" said Daoist Fang, who was at a loss, and asked blankly. Lu Changlian glanced at it when he heard the sound, and knew that he really didn't know, so he walked closer and said solemnly: "The horse is the horse step, and the horse is the horse step." This is the foundation of martial arts, strengthen the muscles and bones, strengthen the body, and can also calm the mind and nourish the qi, don't take it lightly, don't ignore it!"
"Squat with your legs parallel to each other and your toes parallel to each other. The knees are supported outward, the knees are not enough, the hips are adducted forward, the chest is pulled out and the back is not straightened, the chest is flat and the back is round, if the hands hold the ball, the top of the head is like a line hanging, so-"
Lu Dao taught by example, and Daoist Fang nodded frequently.
"I will. Daoist Fang smiled slightly, and put on a posture on the ground. Although it is unsatisfactory, it is also presentable, and Lu Daochang bowed his head lightly: "Acceptable." "Immediately step on the pile, the world's sects have their own methods, and there is no distinction between high and low. Shaoqing Lu Changlian nodded slightly, looked back and forth, and nodded: "That's it." "A genius is a genius, you can learn it, so do you still need to say it?" Daoist Fang sighed secretly and said proudly: "This is easy! You see, it's better than sitting with your legs forked and squatting higher, and that's it!"
Lu Daochang was speechless.
Daoist Fang stood up, dusted off the corners of his clothes, and said with a smile: "Okay, this is done, let's learn other martial arts." Lu Changlian was silent. Fang Yin glanced at him, frowned, and said, "What's the matter? This horse step has also been tied, what else do you have to do? Could it be a cow stitch? Or a donkey, uh." Lu Changlian was still silent, but reached out and slowly touched into his arms. Daoist Fang knew that something was wrong, but he didn't know what was wrong, but when he saw that Lu Laodao took out the ring ruler again, he was about to attack! The guy hung on his head, and he didn't understand it, and he understood it, and Daoist Fang was blessed to his heart: "I know! I'll continue to squat!"
Squatted up.
You have to treat people like this, you don't have to talk nonsense with him, you can understand everything. Lu Daochang sighed secretly and withdrew the ring ruler: "Like this, don't act rashly." This old saying is that if you turn your face, you will turn your face, and you can finally escape the catastrophe by being clever. Daoist Fang breathed a sigh of relief and nodded, "That, Master, how much effort does this horse take?"
"If you're new to it, it's time for tea. β
"How long was that?"
"It's the time to finish a cup of tea. β
"How long is that? β
"Haven't you ever drunk tea?
"Do you drink, or do I drink?"
"You!"
Fang Yin got up and said, "Okay, Ma Bu'er is finished." Lu Changlian was stunned, and then said angrily: "Why did you get up again! Didn't the teacher say, it's time for tea!" Fang Yin smiled and said: "I drink tea, I have always dried it in one sip, and after squatting for half a day, even the eight big bowls have been drunk!" Tea is like life, you need to taste it carefully, and the tea here refers to the tea tasting, but it is not based on the cow drinking the sea. Lu Daochang knew that this person had always been unreasonable, so he immediately shouted: "Stand up!"
Daoist Fang stood up. Stand straight. He said respectfully: "The last general listens to the order, I don't know what the master commands?"
Lu Changlian took a deep breath and said with a straight face: "Fang Yin, don't want to get by, what are you thinking, I know in my teacher's heart." β
The two glanced at each other, and Fang Yin lowered his head.
This old Taoist thief, old and good, is really a demon Dao! Fang Daoist sighed secretly, hung his head and said: "I don't blame me for this, I am too tired to stab your horse steps, my legs and feet will be sore after a while, and I can't feel good all over!" Lu Daochang said coldly: "So what?" Fang Daoist laughed and pointed with his hand: "I want to learn that! The one they practiced! Tsk, the seventy-two way capture, it is very majestic to hear the name!"
"If you can't stand this tea time horse step pile, what you say today is in vain, and you can't learn any kung fu!" Lu Changlian said word by word with a flat horse face.
"If you don't learn, you won't learn, what's the big deal! Hmph, anyway, I won't squat on this broken horse, and I won't squat if I am killed!" Lu Changlian let out a long breath of turbidity, said no more, and slowly touched into his arms. Who are you scaring again! Fang Yin's eyes widened angrily, and he made a righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, and glared at him fiercely! After a while, Daoist Fang obediently squatted down on his horse with a helpless expression. In the blink of an eye, Lu Daochang personally counted the numbers next to him, also with a helpless face.
Smart people, when they know the way to advance and retreat, heroes don't suffer immediate losses!
Understand people, know the way to make trade-offs, it's not good to lose big because of small things.
Fang Yin secretly said that he was lucky, and said with a sneer: "Master, you have to count this tea hour!"
Lu Changlian sighed secretly and nodded: "Don't worry, you have your own measure for the teacher." β
After 10,000 cups of tea, Daoist Fang gritted his teeth and stood up, shook his arms and pinched his legs again and again, and said with relief: "Okay! It's done!" It looks like a very simple thing, but it's really not easy to do! Shoulders and feet, numb legs, cramps, trembling all over the body, how difficult is this tea time? How long is it? It's not hard to get through it? If you don't pass the test anymore, there is no heavenly reason: "The time has not come, start again." A cold voice followed, knocking Daoist Fang to ashes: "How can it not be done! Obviously, after this long time, I have spent a lot of effort!"
"No, start over. The voice came coldly, suppressing Daoist Fang's grievances and bitterness, without leaving any emotion. Daoist Fang was furious, lowered his head and spat violently, and sneered: "You said that if you didn't arrive, you won't arrive? Hmph, I know what I know!" Lu Changlian looked at the young man in front of him, and said lightly: "What is the number? Where does it end?" He was entangled in his own question, how did Daoist Fang know about these many ways? He had no choice but to say perfunctorily: "I counted it myself, one, two, three, three, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, uh, count and count!"
Lu Changlian shook his head when he heard this, and smiled without saying a word. Fang Yin glanced at it, knowing that he couldn't be fooled like this, and seeing his mocking expression, he couldn't help but be furious: "Then you say! How do you know, you can't get there!" This is called treating others in the way of others, Daoist Fang has lost face, this is about to fight back! As long as Lu Laodao can't answer or doesn't answer well, the embarrassing humiliation is absolute, and it is inevitable: "Okay, for the teacher, I will make it clear, so that you can be convinced." β
One-two-three, three-two-one, one-two-three-four-five-six-seven, Lu Daochang said something and explained the matter. Daoist Fang listened directly and was convinced, and he was speechless on the spot. One breath and one breath is for one breath and can be timed. One breath is very short, but the time to take a breath is very long, and the human breath cycle is endless. The breath of a person who practices martial arts is long and stable, and a practitioner who often meditates and practices qi like Daochang Lu can know his own breath in his chest, and there is a mistake in timing it, and it is not too bad to be a fraction of a second.
It is said that there is a sense of proportion, and there is a sense of proportion, and this tea time can be known from Lu Daochang's many years of practical experience, but it is about 30 breaths, and the up and down error will not exceed half a breath. Who really knows what to do? Daoist Fang knew that this game was lost, so he bowed his head and remained silent for a while. Lu Changlian shouted: "You have nothing to say, and you still don't have a good pile step!" "If you have nothing to say, you have nothing to say, and if you don't have anything to say, you can't do it anymore!
Lu Daochang was also silent, standing silently, staring. What is this called? Is it so difficult to practice martial arts? Just asking people to learn some messy fur things, tired people will not die, but also annoying people! Where did all those big heroes and heroes in the book come from? That is the brush brush fell from the sky, and you can't get rid of it, how did you get to your own house, don't mention it, don't mention it, it's too lucky, this is not meeting a master!
Daoist Fang frowned, and he was very emotional. Take a peek at Lu Lao Dao, Lu Lao Dao's face is covered with frost, and his face is even more gloomy than the sky! This person is not easy to deal with, he has to find a way to fool the past, he can't be able to fight the enemy, he has to make a plan! Smart people will use tricks, Daoist Fang is a smart person, in the blink of an eye, he decided on three strategies, and used them one by one: "Master, do you think this is good, tomorrow, uh, next time! Next time, I will squat this horse step again!" This is called a strategy to delay the army, in the words of Daoist Fang, there is only one word - drag.
The Master didn't speak, as if he hadn't heard.
Daoist Fang sighed secretly, knowing that this plan had not succeeded, so he lowered his head with a bitter face and choked up: "Master, I have just stretched my tendons! At this moment, my back and legs hurt, my neck hurts, my buttocks hurt, this horse step pile, I, I really can't squat!" This is called the bitter meat trick, in the words of Daoist Fang, it is to pretend to be pitiful, you don't have to cut off your hands and feet, you just need to waste a little saliva, and wipe it to the corners of your eyes. Come and see, how pitiful, how much the same thing is! But if he has the slightest sympathy, he has to let go of his poor man.
Lu Daochang was indifferent, looking indifferent.
I knew that it would be like this, just a blind delay in hard work! Seeing this, Daoist Fang's heart was half cold, and he was in no mood to continue acting. This person is simply a piece of wood, he doesn't understand interest at all, and when people act so hard, they say that you can't look down on it, and you have to slap your chin twice to praise it? This is good, there is no reaction at all, how embarrassing it is for others! I don't act! It's a pity that this plan can't be successful, but fortunately, two plans can't be successful, and there is another plan, so let's take a look!
"Master, look at the cloudy sky this day, hey, I'm afraid it's going to snow, huh? Why is the sun coming out over there again? Strange things, strange things!" Fang Yin looked up at the clouds and spoke, and suddenly pointed to the sky and shouted, excited and surprised. The sun was just showing some signs of showing his head, and he couldn't help but give him this call, and he hid back in the clouds, and was not happy to come out again. Daoist Fang glanced at the side, coughed dryly, and pointed again: "Master, look, that bird on the tree is so happy! I think it's because I have nothing to do when I'm full, so come and join in the fun!" As soon as the words fell, the bird on the tree tilted its head, flapped its wings and flew away.
"Damn!" Fang Dao scolded secretly, looked at Lu Lao Dao, and was a little embarrassed for a while. This plan was originally a plan to divert attention and confuse the opponent. I was going to find some new things, but I was going to fool Lu Lao Dao and make him forget about this stubble in a daze? Who knew that the heavens were not beautiful, and the birds had no eyesight, so they were really lucky to carry home, and they had bad luck for eight lifetimes! Daoist Fang still did not give up, and walked with his hands behind his back. After a while, he walked to a place and said, "Not bad! Good practice! Do a good job, you must be attentive, attentive! Supreme Heavenly Venerable-"
"Supreme Heavenly Venerableβ" A few small hippie smiles replied in unison. Daoist Fang frowned, and coldly reprimanded: "You, you, don't laugh, practice, continue to practice! Yuan Shi, especially you, is so happy that your mouth is crooked, you are not in a proper manner, and you are a dead person!" Lu Changlian never spoke, and there was no expression on his face.
After a while, Daoist Fang had no choice but to turn around, and said tastelessly: "Count you ruthless, in this way, you draw a way, I'll continue!" said and said excitedly: "Okay, I will never squat on this horse, if I want to beat or scold you, if I call out, I will not be a hero!"
"How can a hero be like you, who can't stand up this little pony pile? How can a hero be like you, who only knows how to push and hinder and pretend to be left and right? You say, you say it yourself, is there a hero like you?" The words were rebellious, and suddenly turned around, and a series of cannons bombarded the past! The sound sounded in the ears and exploded in the bottom of the heart, and there was no way to distinguish the words and there was no way to escape. Fang Yin stood still, unable to say a word.
"This horse step pile, easy or difficult, it is not an exaggeration to ask you to stand up for a cup of tea! Who didn't come here like this? For the teacher, your senior brother and brother are like this, everyone in the Shangqing can stand up! Why can't you stand up? You are a hero, what are the others?" The words were in his ears, real and earnest, Fang Yin was speechless, and his face turned red. Lu Changlian was silent for a moment, then spoke again, and his voice turned heavy: "Don't talk about heroes, don't mention heroes, like you don't know how to make progress, it will eventually become a shame for me in the Qing Dynasty!
Shame on everyone?
Who said that? Who did you say! Boss Fang only felt a basin of cold water splash down his head, and in an instant, a raging fire suddenly rushed to the top door.
"Don't say it!, I'll just do it!";