Chapter 463: The Arrival of the Soldiers (2)
The snowflakes are flying, light as elves.
The sword pointed at the immortal mountain, and Ling Han was arrogant and upright.
Nan Chaosi slowly flicked his sleeves, the long flute shook off, and the eyes of the Yin Eagle Falcon glanced at the awe-inspiring Tang Feng.
At the top of the fairy mountain, the cold wind was cold, but I didn't expect that in such a short time, the snow would fall.
The sword in Tang Feng's hand, the blade of the sword sprinkled with petal snowflakes, seemed to let out a low moan, and his gloomy eyes revealed a murderous aura.
The four southern dynasties in front of him, the brothers in the past, treated them like siblings, and this time they even drew their swords to each other, the so-called "different ways, not conspiring with each other", today's war, is already unavoidable.
"Ahh......h
It turned out that he had just had a dream, dreaming that he was dragged into a high city wall by a group of eunuchs with strange yin and yang spirits, and then he was taken to a dark room, a eunuch dangled a dagger in his hand, and smiled hideously, several little eunuchs ripped off his pants, and the hideous eunuch swung a knife at his crotch......
He opened his eyes, Nima, what kind of place is this? Why am I here? What kind of place is this? What kind of international joke, crossed? Or is it reborn?
A bunch of thoughts popped up in Gao Yang's mind, and when he was puzzled, a mechanical and electronic voice sounded in his ears, "Congratulations, the eunuch system has been activated, your author level: LV0." Popularity index: 1, character index: -999, health index: 39. Sex index: 38, upper limit of all indices 999, lower limit of -999......"
Gao Yang was scared again, eunuch! He echoed the term again in his heart, and his hand unconsciously touched the crotch of his pants, ah, thank God. Amitabha, Tintin is still there. But how did it get so small? It's a serious shrinkage. Earthworms are so small, no wonder the sex index is only 38!
No, no, there's no lower limit to my character index? Nani, what kind of rhythm is this? And then there's this health index. Oh, shhhh
Since graduating, Gao Yang has indulged in the creation of online novels, which is really a meal and a meal. No more pause. Although he has a local tyrant father, he disdains to rely on his father!
Therefore. Hiding from his local tyrant father, he lives in Fengcheng, the most prosperous city, and lives a slum life. Although it is hard, it is important to be steadfast.
Gao Yang always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say it.
"The eunuch system is activated, your first task: you are currently the eunuch author Silkworm Fan Dongshao, the author level is LV0, you need to conceive a new book, set the title, outline, and main line, and then update it steadily, and each chapter that is updated is not less than 3,000 words, get 1 point of character value ......"
The electronic voice lingered in my ears again, "Before twelve o'clock in the morning when the completion time is completed, when the character index is accumulated, there will be unexpected surprises, every time you change a chapter, all indices increase by 1 point, break the update once, and all indices decrease by 3 points......"
Gao Yang leaned in and scolded: "Your sister, this increase and drop is not equal, brain-dead!"
He glanced at the time, shh
What should I do? Don't talk about opening a new book, I don't have any idea at all, and I haven't figured out what the hell is going on yet. How do you open a new book, and what type of book do you write?
Fantasy, there are so many gods, how can there be a place where he has few silkworms!
Xianxia, forget the great god of words, a mortal immortal cultivator is unattainable, and it can't be surpassed at all, and there are many great gods such as tomatoes.
Urban, the old five gods will update three chapters a day at every turn, one chapter is 3,000 words, and the worse ones are ten more from time to time, which is full of energy.
History, the moon god and so on have long been firmly standing in the country, how can they have their own place.
Martial arts, as far as the eye can see, it is all Oriental girls who fall in love with the Condor Heroes, and they are already devastated and miserable.
Other science fiction, games, and anime are not his cup of tea, and if he is not good at it, he rushes into it, that is, he digs his own grave and thinks that his life is long.
No, I don't seem to be in that slum anymore, I feel that this is a luxurious villa, decorated with high-end atmospheric tiles, and there are landscape paintings hanging on the walls. He was confused by the electronic voice, and only then began to pay attention to the environment.
Where the hell is this? Could it be that Nima's dog blood has been reborn?
The computer was in front of him, but the brand-new iPhone was bitten into the Apple computer, and he sighed. Wait, give my college classmates a call and say that my brother has crossed over.
He looked at the same, next to the computer monitor, where he was used to putting his mobile phone, an Apple brand "Love Crazy 6S", and a local tyrant gold. No, he rubbed his eyes, and he was blind, how could this be? Apple's "Love Crazy 6S" hasn't been released yet.
Shhh
With trembling hands, he picked up the "Love Crazy 6S" of the local tyrant Jin, and looked at the time on that screen, he was dumbfounded, April 1, 2002.
Isn't he dreaming? In 2002, Jobs hadn't even figured out the popular "love madness"! He raised his hand and pinched his face fiercely.
"Ouch, it hurts!" Well, it hurts, it's not a dream, but Nima's mobile phone has also crossed over?
"Knock Knock ......"
Suddenly there was a knock on the door, Gao Yang was startled, and immediately became alert, staring at the elegant door.
"Young Master Yang, the lord and the lady are looking for you for something!" a slightly sweet woman's voice came.
Young Master Yang, Nima, what the hell is going on? The door was gently pushed open, and a young woman in her thirties, dressed in a light blue shirt, walked in with a smile.
"Young Master Yang, the lord and the lady heard that you stayed up late to write a book, and it was hard work, so I asked you to come up and ask you to drink some bird's nest and snow ginseng to replenish your body. The maid and the young woman said with a smile.
"Uh, I...... I ......" Gao Yang was too unfamiliar with this unfamiliar environment after all, and he didn't know how to answer for a while, so he touched his stomach and had to smile, "As soon as you tell me, I'm really hungry." ”
The maid and the young woman pushed the boat down the river and said, "Then Young Master Yang will go down with Biyun, and the lord and lady are waiting!"
Gao Yang had no choice, so he had to check the accommodation environment of this house, and it was indeed a luxurious villa, all the materials were "tall", out of the bedroom, in the center of the villa in the cloister, there was a huge round chandelier hanging down, with a slightly light goose egg yellow style, revealing an extremely luxurious atmosphere.
In the elegant living room, a middle-aged man in a straight suit, with a light beard, a Chinese face, a burly figure, a little majestic, and a young woman wearing a light pink satin cheongsam opposite the middle-aged man, looks graceful and luxurious, a unique temperament of a noble lady.
Gao Yang pondered in his heart, this is the so-called "lord and lady", that is, his "parents".
What should I do? Gao Yang's heart was fetched with fifteen buckets of water -- seven up and eight down, and he was nervous, did he want to call these two strange middle-aged couples "parents"?
However, he could not think too much about it, and the noble-looking young woman had already shouted to him with a smile: "Yang'er, how is it?
Gao Yang's mind was confused, could it be that the person who occupied the original body he was now was also an Internet writer? Unscientific, if it really returned to 2002 now, it should be that online novels are still in their infancy, at least the three young people, tomatoes, potatoes and other gods have not yet been canonized.
"I want to code words, I want to update, I want to be a god, I don't want to be a eunuch!" A little bit of the original body owner's consciousness that remained in Gao Yang's mind came to this thought, which directly stimulated his nerves, and he blurted out.
The noble lady in the cheongsam smiled embarrassed for a moment, her face stiffened for a while, and then she smiled again and said, "Yang'er, what are you talking about, although you are born ...... It's a little younger than other boys, but it's better than nothing, how can you be a eunuch!"
Gao Yang was stunned, and wondered in his heart: Could it be that the owner of this body before, Ding Ding, was too young and was called a "eunuch"? Or did he suffer from some congenital defect?
"I want to code words, I want to update, I want to be a god, I don't want to be a eunuch......" Gao Yang was uncontrollably driven by the remnants of the memory to say such a sentence again.
The middle-aged man in the suit had a sinking face, and said in a low voice: "Yang'er, don't worry, your mother and I have been looking for famous doctors all these years, and we will find the best doctor to put your ...... Heal, after all, our Gao family, you are a single line. ”
The cheongsam lady also stepped forward, and her white jade hand gently stroked Gao Yang's head, comforting and said, "Yang'er, don't be afraid, even if your father and I spend all our savings, we will definitely cure you of this disease." ”
Gao Yang was puzzled, could it be that the Ding Ding in his crotch was like an earthworm, because he was suffering from some kind of disease? Oh, impotence, that is: congenital impotence ~ impotence. No wonder when he said "eunuch", "parents" were solemn, and it turned out that the owner of the body was suffering from impotence.
No, Gao Yang immediately came back to his senses from his brain, I was not "impotent", but because I was a eunuch before I read twenty books, I was fooled by readers, and I was implanted with some kind of virus, which made my sexual index drop to 38. As long as the eunuch system code words are guaranteed to be updated, after their various indices are improved, "heavenly impotence" will inevitably be cured.
However, is this really the case? Gao Yang is still unsure, and he must figure this matter out.
"Come, Yang'er, this is bird's nest porridge, which is very nutritious, and this pot is 'Hundred Whip Soup', which is a great supplement for your body. The noble lady pulled Gao Yang with concern and sat beside her, the fragrance on her body was so fragrant, Gao Yang looked at this noble young woman who revealed maternal kindness, and his heart was warm. (To be continued......)