Chapter 34: The Crazy Pill List
In the gate of Yuanzong Mountain, there is a special flying boat for the people who are not deep in cultivation. The flying boat is made of more than 100 years of spirit wood with a trace of aura, several zhang to dozens of zhang long, can accommodate more than a dozen people to nearly a thousand people, by the special disciples, regularly go back and forth to many fixed locations in the mountain gate, in order to facilitate the disciples who are humble under the door to travel, do things.
Early in the morning, Qing Hoe held a thick stack of papers full of handwriting, trotted all the way to a flying boat station closest to the 'Jiling Lake' where Lin Xiao lived, and caught the first flying boat to Yuanzong Medicine Mountain, which was 1,200 miles away. The disciple who drove the flying boat drove the flying boat to fly on time, flying due east at an extremely high speed.
The speed of the flying boat was extremely fast, and it took less than two pillars of incense to land in a courtyard built in front of a vast mountain. Qing Hoe cautiously thanked the Yuzhou disciple who had the cultivation of the Jindan period, held the stack of papers, and walked along the edge of the courtyard along the foot of the wall to the hall facing north of the courtyard.
This courtyard is just stuck in the only valley passage leading to a big mountain behind, the courtyard has two entrances before and after, covering an area of about ten acres, there are eighteen halls lined up in the middle of the hall, there are groups of young men and women wearing blue coarse sermon robes and carrying medicine hoes, gathered from all directions, under the leadership of some Taoists wearing cyan robes, through this courtyard, along the valley behind into the mountains.
Yao'er lowered her head and slipped through the yard like a little mouse, trying not to attract the attention of others. Her body curled up, and as she walked slowly, her body was almost shrunk into a ball of meat, so carefully, step by step, she rubbed forward along the foot of the wall.
High in the sky, Lin Xiao, who was stepping on a red light, watched the green hoe walk through the yard so carefully with an expressionless face, and felt an uncomfortable feeling in his heart for no reason.
The destruction of Da Luo Dan Dao and the death of Yao'er crushed Lin Xiao's heart into a desert. But after all, he is still an eighteen-year-old young man, and the natural feelings of human beings will not be so easily dissipated. The appearance of the poor green hoe was like a small seed falling into Lin Xiao's barren heart, bringing Lin Xiao a trace of vitality that is incomparably precious to him today. Lin Xiao didn't have any unusual feelings for the green hoe, he simply regarded the green hoe as the object he needed to protect, just like the puppy he once had.
For Lin Xiao today, the green hoe is a kind of spiritual sustenance, so that his mind will not completely collapse, at least so that he can retain a kind of emotion that a living person should have.
Qing hoe probed his head under the steps in front of the hall in the middle of the courtyard for a while, and then cautiously, like a little mouse stealing rice, he cowered up the steps and quickly rushed towards the third hall on the right. However, she had only run less than two feet away, and several green shadows shot at her, and a small hand grabbed the shoulder of the green hoe, and threw her up like a scarecrow, and after shaking an arc in the air, she slammed the pestle to the ground.
"Ahh was thrown up and swung in a circle in the air, and then threw it heavily on the ground, Qing Hoe only felt a shock pain in his two legs, and the lower half of Shen was so sore. She instinctively hugged the paper in her hand, lowered her head and bowed repeatedly: "Senior Sister Xiu, Senior Sister Ya, Senior Sister Jie, Senior Brother Xiong, Senior Brother Ying, you are early!"
A beautiful girl wearing a cyan robe, with picturesque eyebrows, but with an unstoppable arrogance at the corners of her eyebrows and eyes, lazily raised her hand, gently stroked her sideburns, and said coldly: "Little green face, why didn't you go to my room to help me clean it yesterday?
Another girl with two thick eyebrows and a face as rough as a man grabbed Qing Hoe's shoulder and scolded loudly: "You ugly little green face! You didn't help me go to the medicine garden to hoe grass yesterday, so I was scolded by my uncle! You say, I fell on you today, are you wronged?"
Another girl who seemed to be timid, as weak as a willow in the wind, stretched out her fingers slowly, and her thin fingers gently pinched the earlobe of the green hoe and twisted it slowly. She sneered and said, "Qing hoe, Qing hoe, why did you suddenly become bolder?"
In addition to these three girls, the other two handsome young men in cyan robes held their hands in front of their chests and looked at the green hoe with a sneer. After a while, one of the teenagers sneered: "Ugly bastard, Princess Xiu, Lord Jie, and Miss Ya were all very angry yesterday!
The other teenager laughed strangely: "Is it to whip you three times, or ~~~" The young man stretched out his fingers and flicked the chin of the green hoe, turning her right cheek sideways to himself. Just look at the right face of the green hoe, she is really a pretty and cute little beauty. The young man swallowed a mouthful of spit, and a * smile suddenly flashed on his face, and he laughed in a low voice: "Still, tsk, in fact, just look at half of your face, but you are also a distressing little beauty! Anyway, you are not qualified enough, it is impossible to get the teaching of the advanced Dao method, your virgin body~~~"
"Huh?" Princess Naxiu snorted coldly, glared at the young man, and suddenly slapped Qing Hoe in the face, beating Qing Hoe to a stumbling ground and falling to the ground in embarrassment. Princess Xiu raised her head proudly, looked at Qing Hoe with the corner of her eye, and sneered: "Little slut, you have learned to seduce people so quickly? You don't look at what you look like! Hmph, there is no good fruit for you to eat today, what are you holding in your arms? Hmm? You didn't see all day yesterday, just to toss these things?"
Miss Ya, who was as rugged as a man, grabbed the thick stack of paper that the green hoe was holding tightly, and snatched it hard. She chuckled and flipped through the papers, and saw that they were just densely filled with the names of various medicinal herbs, and the number of these medicinal herbs attached to them, so she threw them out casually, and slowly stepped on the delicate and white palm of the green hoe.
The soles of her feet slowly forced, and Miss Ya smiled strangely: "Little slut, Princess Xiu said, I don't have your good fruit to eat today!Hehe! You sneaked out to play yesterday, and accidentally fell off the mountain rock and broke your arm, you see, how thoughtful Senior Sister Ya is to help you think about it? Hehe, are you going to break one arm or two?"
Qing Ho, who was so frightened that he couldn't make a sound for a long time, tears poured out of his eyes, and he felt the pain in his arm, and then Qing Hoe sobbed and said: "Woo, I didn't run out to play, yes, it was Patriarch Yiyi who sent someone to take me away, Woo, it was Patriarch Yiyi who asked me to do something." ”
Suddenly hearing the name of the head of internal affairs of Yuanzong, the three women and two men were startled at the same time. Princess Xiu's face twitched, and she scolded loudly: "Nonsense! What kind of person is Patriarch Yiyi? Will he send someone to find such a useless little girl as you? Nonsense! Ya, I broke her two arms and one leg, and let her lie on the bed obediently for a few days, and see if she dares to say anything in the future! Hmph, Yiyi Patriarch? Even with the respect of my princess, it is difficult to see Yiyi Patriarch, let alone you ugly bastard?"
Miss Ya cracked her mouth and laughed excitedly, and she was about to step on the green hoe's arm with all her might.
Lin Xiao slowly fell from the air with the sword light, and landed right behind Miss Ya. Lin Xiao said weakly in that hoarse and ugly voice: "I testify that what Qing Hoe said is true. Yiyi's predecessor did let her do things, and this is not a lie. ”
Several young men and women turned their heads and looked at Lin Xiao in surprise. They didn't see the scene of Lin Xiao's sword flying down, so they swept Lin Xiao with that kind of high-minded and arrogant gaze one by one. The delicate and weak Jiejun Lord glanced at Lin Xiao timidly, and shouted in a low voice: "Where did you come from, and you dare to speak in front of us? Do you know who we are? What are you? Can you testify for this clown monster?"
suffered two successive annihilations, and Lin Xiao's surname changed greatly. Although he did not become a blood-devouring murderer, his heart has also become extremely indifferent, which can be said to be a bit unkind. Listening to Lord Jie's words, Lin Xiao just said lightly: "I'm not anyone, I testify for Qing Hoe because what she said is true." Who are you? I don't care!" The right palm was withdrawn as fast as lightning, and I saw five green shadows flashing, and there were several crisp sounds of 'pop pa', and three women and two men wailed and flew out at the same time.
Although Lin Xiao's cultivation has been reduced by half, after all, he has formed a golden pill, especially after being trained by Tianhuo, and he is much stronger than ordinary cultivators. With a slight wave of his hand, he has the strength of hundreds of catties, not to mention these slaps, he used enough strength to pull them out, and each slap has the power of more than 1,000 catties!
A princess, a county lord, a young lady, plus two young men who followed them, the five of them opened their big mouths and small mouths at the same time, and squirted out more than 30 pieces of broken jade. Their mouths full of big teeth were swept away by Lin Xiao's slap, and blood gushed out of the cracked gums like spring water, dripping down the corners of their mouths. Lin Xiao exerted too much force, not only their teeth were pulled out, but even their cheekbones were pulled out of cracks, and they saw their faces swell rapidly.
The three women and two men screamed in pain on the ground, but because their jaws were cracked open by Lin Xiao, they couldn't even open their mouths and scream. Eventually, their screams could only come out of their nostrils, but they became 'humming' like mad boars.
The sleeve was gently rolled, and a soft wave of air rolled up the scattered paper on the ground and flew back to his hand neatly. Lin Xiao grabbed the shoulders of the green hoe, pulled her up from the ground, who was still sobbing, and patted her head gently: "I seemed to be very scared when I saw you go out, so Brother Lin came out to see what was going on." ”
Qing hoe quickly wiped his face with his sleeve, wiped the tears off his face, blinked his eyes quickly, and dried the tears in his eyes vigorously. She sobbed lightly, but forcibly squeezed out a smile and looked at Lin Xiao and smiled: "Lin Xianfeng~ Well, Brother Lin, thank you, thank you! But, they are all ~" Qing Hoe stretched out his little hand a little fearfully, and his two little hands tightly grabbed Lin Xiao's robe sleeve.
"Princess, county lord?" Lin Xiao pulled the corners of his mouth expressionlessly, and said lightly: "What if it's the princess's father?" Come to think of it, my head is a little heavier than the head of her entire royal family combined. Lin Xiao, who has undergone great changes, not only began to change his surname, but even his views on things began to change to a certain extent.
No one could tell whether this change was good or bad, but at least for Lin Xiao, when he had this strange change, his chances of surviving in the cultivation world were much greater.
"Oh?" Qing Hoe looked at Lin Xiao blankly, not daring to answer his words. Qing hoe couldn't understand why Brother Lin's head alone was a little heavier than the heads of Princess Xiu's whole family combined. You know, Princess Xiu is the most distressed little princess of the reigning emperor of the Qi Dynasty, and all the people in the entire royal family of the Qi Dynasty combined, I'm afraid there will be hundreds of thousands of people, right?
What is Brother Lin's head made of? How could his head alone be heavier than the heads of hundreds of thousands of people combined?
Lin Xiao took the hand of the green hoe and walked towards the third hall on the right. Lin Xiao didn't bother to look at who was lying on the ground at all, he took care of himself and strode forward, his feet, just like that, Shi Shiran stepped on the door of Princess Xiu, stepped on the chest of Lord Jie, and by the way, kicked the ruthless Miss Ya and fainted.
As for the two young men who followed him, Senior Brother Xiong and Senior Brother Ying, Lin Xiao didn't have to do anything anymore, when he slapped them just now, he took extra care of these two people, half of their skulls were broken, even if there was a elixir to help, they didn't have half a year of effort, they didn't want to get up. Their obscene words completely angered Lin Xiao, and Lin Xiao restrained himself very much, so he didn't kill them.
In the third hall, an old man in green clothes, that is, Uncle Li, who was said by Qing Ho, took the paper handed over by Lin Xiao and slowly turned it over.
Gradually, Uncle Li's smiling face froze, he glanced at Qing Hoe blankly, then looked at Lin Xiao stupidly, and asked in surprise: "Qing Hoe, what you just said, is he?"
In front of Uncle Li, Qing Hoe was obviously much more relaxed. A really happy smile also appeared on her timid little face, and she laughed softly: "Brother Lin, it's a new offering from this sect!"
Lin Xiao silently took out a token carved by purple jade from his sleeve, which was the offering order that Yiyi left for the green hoe yesterday and asked the green hoe to hand over to him.
Uncle Li's face twitched, he smiled dryly and saluted Lin Xiao, and asked a little blankly: "Little Lao'er Li Le, the fifth steward of Yaoshan, has seen the offering. It's just that although the medicines listed on the list of offerings are not precious, in terms of quantity, they are really a bit scary, I don't know what to do with so many medicinal materials for enshrinement?"
"In terms of quantity, it's scary?" Lin Xiao casually pulled out a piece of paper, pointed to the 'one million catties of licorice' on it and frowned: "This amount, is it scary?"
Li Le smiled dryly: "Licorice is not worth anything, but a million catties, even if it is a dispensing medicine, how many people will eat and drink?" Not to mention that in the medicine list you prescribed, the least one kind of 'purple heart grass' is 100,000 catties, this, this~~~" Li Le glanced at the offering token in Lin Xiao's hand again, yes, yes, it is indeed an offering token issued by Xuanzong, with this token, you can mobilize part of Yuanzong's material resources and manpower, but the medicine list prescribed by Lin Xiao is really too scary, right?
Three thousand seven hundred and ninety-eight commonly used medicinal herbs, the least one is 100,000 catties! God, what is he going to do?
Lin Xiao shook his head lightly, and said lightly: "Prepare medicinal materials for me, I will explain this matter to Yiyi Dao Chief." ”
After speaking, Lin Xiao casually threw the offering token in front of Li Le, turned around and pulled the green hoe out of the hall. He said lightly: "I want to use these medicinal materials to make alchemy, and I am familiar with my hands." You've mobilized so many medicinal herbs, and you're in trouble if you want to, so take my offering token and do it. ”
"Alchemy?Familiar with hands?" Li Le was almost frightened by Lin Xiao's words and fainted to the ground.
Which sect is this from the monster to worship? So many medicinal materials, just used to practice hands?
Li Le shook his head, grabbed the token and carefully put it into his arms.
He looked at the back of Lin Xiao pulling the green hoe out, but a loving smile gradually appeared on his face. Green hoe, maybe keep up with a good master!
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