【Chapter 10】Jiang Mi'er, you female devil!
Driving Jiang Mier's car, Li Xiaochen deliberately stepped on the accelerator to vent his dissatisfaction. There was also the song "Count You Ruthless" in the car.
Jiang Mier sat in the passenger seat and hummed a little song along with the music.
After a while, she sent a text message and asked, "Li Xiaochen, you are a normal man, you should like women, right?"
"There's nothing wrong with me, why don't I like women?"
"Do you like me, then?"
Li Xiaochen was slightly stunned, and then smiled: "Jiang Mi'er, I admit that your charm is indeed not small. But you're not so narcissistic as to think that all men in the world will fall under your straw skirt, right?"
Jiang Mi'er pressed her phone and said, "Do you know what ginger honey tastes like?"
"Haven't eaten it. But I guess it's both the sweetness of honey and the spicy taste of ginger. ”
The corners of Jiang Mi'er's mouth twisted into a confident arc, and said, "I bet with you, in the future, you will definitely fall madly in love with me." Your feelings for me must be sweet and spicy, both love and hate, desire and dissatisfaction, and you can't stop!"
"Neurotic!" Li Xiaochen slapped the steering wheel, and the car drove in the other direction.
"Why did you turn around suddenly, where are you going?"
"I think I should take you to a neurological hospital for a check-up first. Nong's brain is wat. ”
"Hehe, you're in a weak heart. Let's be honest. As long as I want it, I can't get it. As long as the man I fancy is not caught. You're in my pocket now. ”
Li Xiaochen smiled: "You are domineering, do you think you are a pure master Brother Chun?"
Jiang Mi'er ignored his sarcasm and said with a coquettish smile: "In less than five minutes, I will make you love and hate me." ”
Li Xiaochen shook his head, not wanting to mess with Jiang Mi'er anymore, and instead said, "Miss Jiang, my family ......"
"What do you call me? I'm a serious girl, not a 'miss.'" ”
"Okay, Miss Jiang, my family ......"
"Why do I think the name 'girl' is weird? I always think that the girl is my aunt's mother. They all call me old. ”
"Ginger, honey, and son, are you okay......?
"It's rude to call a beautiful woman by her first name. ”
"Hey, Jiang Mi'er, what do you want!"
"Won't you call me by my name? Jiang Mi'er threw a LV bag over and smashed it on Li Xiaochen's head.
"Call you honey, spare me. This one was disgusted. It was so sweet that it made people tremble, and it was creepy...... "Before he finished speaking, Li Xiaochen shrank his head alertly and avoided the mobile phone that came from the roar.
The phone swished, flew out of the window, and was crushed by a Mercedes trot.
"How much is your phone, it should be quite expensive, right?"
"It's not expensive, it's just over 8,000 yuan. ”
Li Xiaochen was secretly speechless and said: "Rich people are different. More than 8,000 pieces dare to be thrown. ”
Jiang Mi'er pursed her lips and smiled, took out her mobile phone from her bag, shook it proudly, and said, "Which eye did you see that my mobile phone was lost?"
"Ah!" Li Xiaochen touched his pocket and found that his mobile phone was missing, so he shouted in a hurry: "You female devil, you actually threw away my mobile phone!"
"The old ones don't go, the new ones don't come. Just go and buy it again. ”
"You bought it for me?" Li Xiaochen looked depressed, "Besides, I still have the contact information of many people in my mobile phone." How can you buy it back?"
Jiang Mi'er looked at her mobile phone, looking like she had succeeded in her treacherous scheme, and suddenly changed her head and said, "You have a lovely sister in your hometown and a mother who is sick in bed. Killing the old and weak women and children was a breeze for my men. ”
"You!" Li Xiaochen shuddered, and was about to continue, when his mobile phone rang.
Jiang Mi'er looked at the caller ID, picked it up and asked, "How are things going?"
The other end of the phone replied: "It's all taken care of, please rest assured." ”
"Good. Proceed as planned...... Well, yes, give them a generous gift...... You know what to do, right?"
"Yes!"
Closing the phone, Jiang Mier smiled at Li Xiaochen and said, "Your family...... It's going to be over. ”
"Jiang Mi'er, give me your phone! I'm going to call my sister!" Li Xiaochen couldn't figure out what Jiang Mi'er was thinking.
If she did kill his family...... Even if you can't beat her, you have to fight this demon girl!
But there was still a hint of luck in his heart. He preferred to believe that she was just joking with herself.
Jiang Mi'er was just about to speak, but her phone rang again.
She looked down, smiled, picked it up, and said in a pure and sweet tone: "Hey, hello, who are you looking for?"
The person who called the mobile phone said "Huh" and asked in surprise, "Why is it a woman?"
"Oh, are you looking for our family?" Jiang Mi'er smiled and put the phone to Li Xiaochen's ear.
"Hey, who's that?"
"Brother, it's me, I'm your sister...... Little. ”
"Xiaoxiao?" Li Xiaochen glanced at Jiang Mi'er in surprise, and understood in an instant: it turned out that this girl took out the mobile phone card and put it in her mobile phone before throwing his mobile phone.
"Hey, hey, brother...... Can you hear me?"
"I hear you. ”
"Brother...... I—I'm so scared, somebody is going to kill me......"
Hearing a small trembling voice, Li Xiaochen was so frightened that he quickly stopped the car, snatched the mobile phone, and glared at Jiang Mi'er angrily: "You really sent someone to kill my family?"
Jiang Mi'er looked helpless. The expression seemed to say, "That's what I told you in the first place."
"Brother, woo...... What should I do? Where are you, come and save me......"
"Xiaoxiao, you hurry up and find a place to hide! Call the police immediately!Ah, by the way, where is our mother?"
"Mommy she...... She's an old man...... Woo woo ......" a small voice whimpered in the phone.
Even if this sentence is not finished, it is enough to let the listener know its gist.
Li Xiaochen was stunned, trembling uncontrollably.
Suddenly, he grabbed Jiang Mi'er's arm and yelled: "Jiang Mi'er, you still look like a fish and a goose, and you are ashamed of the moon! Why are you so ruthless when you do things! You, you femme fatale-hearted demon girl, a female demon who kills people without blinking! You are a fierce demon in painted skin! I will fight with you!"
"Brother, brother...... Are you listening?" Li Xiaochen was just about to make a move, when a small voice came out of his mobile phone again.
He suppressed his anger and said, "Listening." Xiaoxiao, I'll avenge my mother now!"
"Revenge, revenge, what revenge? haha, brother, is my acting skills great? Even you have been deceived, hahaha......"
"Hey?" Li Xiaochen blinked, and the anger that rushed up suddenly leaked a lot, "What's the matter?"
"Here's the thing. Just now a kind uncle helped us pay off all the related medical expenses. But he has a request, saying that he wants to ask me to cooperate with the play to scare you......"
"So what you just did was a lie?"
"Yes, haha, brother, you are so stupid, you are so easy to be fooled. Oh no, you're still very smart, brother. But your sister and I have outstanding acting skills, even more powerful than you, hehe!"
Li Xiaochen was relieved, and a hanging heart was put down.
But he quickly asked, not without concern, "Are you sure you didn't lie to me now?"
"Haha, brother, if you don't believe me, I'll let our mother talk to you. ”
"No need, it's okay, it's okay...... Let her old man talk less and rest more. Also, don't joke about this next time!"
"That uncle asked me so much. And it sounds like a lot of fun. So I ......."
Before Xiaoxiao finished speaking, Li Xiaochen angrily rebuked: "How can you trust people so easily? Aren't you afraid that uncle of unknown origin is a liar?
"Don't worry. Your sister is clever and not so easy to fool...... Oh, speaking of which, brother, let me confirm, did you send 200,000 yuan to my account?"
"When did I send you the money?"
"Don't pretend, brother. You just texted me to ask if I had ...... the money."
Li Xiaochen turned his head to look at Jiang Mi'er, who was enjoying the scenery, and suddenly realized:
It turned out that she checked my family to send my mother's hospitalization expenses...... I misunderstood her.
No, it's not my fault. Jiang Mi'er, if you do good deeds, do good deeds, why do you want to make things so complicated?
The most hateful thing is that this ghost girl dares to ask someone to lie to me together with Xiaoxiao!
Alas, forget it, as long as the mother is safe and sound, anything can be forgiven.
Thinking about it, Li Xiaochen didn't know what he was feeling in his heart.
I wanted to be grateful to Jiang Mi'er, but I caught a glimpse of her pretty face with a dark smile on her side, which made Li Xiaochen, who was tricked, itch with hatred.
I want to scold this beauty, after all, people have helped a lot, and I owe her a lot, how can I be embarrassed?
At this time, Xiaoxiao asked in the mobile phone again: "By the way, who answered the phone just now? It can't be my sister-in-law, right?"
"Of course not. She's my ...... Ahem, it's the boss, she was joking with you just now. As he spoke, Li Xiaochen glanced at Jiang Mi'er. The latter stuck out his cute little tongue with an expression of what can you do to me.
"Is it?" Xiaoxiao deliberately dragged out her voice, expressing doubt, "How can your boss have your mobile phone......?" Wow, brother, you big pervert! Even your boss dares to push it down. It's yellow and violent, but I like it!"
Li Xiaochen sighed helplessly and said, "Where do you want to go?" I'm just going to have dinner with her......
"And then take a shower together?" Before he finished speaking, Xiao Xiao cleverly took over the conversation and made up his mind: "Let's kiss and hug again?" and then ...... Oh, brother, you're so evil! Hehe, but I like it too! By the way, when am I going to be an aunt? I have to work hard, hurry up, I can't wait!"
Li Xiaochen felt a big headache: "What do you have in your head?"
"Hmph, I found out anyway. That must be my future sister-in-law. Otherwise, how could she have said something just now, 'Our family's dust'? Huh~ The flesh is numb. You're actually in a relationship with your female boss. I'm going to tell my mom!"
"Hey, don't talk nonsense! It's a shame to let our mother hear this lie. ”
With Li Xiaochen's understanding of Xiaoxiao, she will definitely add fuel and vinegar in front of her mother, and talk nonsense.
At that time, if this Lafayette really believes, he will definitely ask him to take his "daughter-in-law" back to show her.
That's a real fuss.
"Then I'm going to talk to my sister-in-law. You give her your phone. ”
"Hey, they all said I had nothing to do with her anymore. You ......"
"Hmph, quibble, don't listen, don't listen! You won't let me talk to my sister-in-law. I'll tell your mom right away!"
"Okay, I've really lost to you......" Li Xiaochen really had no tricks, so he had to compromise, "You can talk to her, but don't do this in front of our mother." ”
"Hmm...... All right. It turned out that you were going to be sentenced to death. Now changed to Death Probation. I'll talk to my mom in a few days. ”
"How can that be done! I will be released from prison now!"
"Brother, you don't have the bargaining chips to bargain with me. I'm going to talk to my sister-in-law, and I want it now. ”
Li Xiaochen sighed helplessly and returned the phone to Jiang Mi'er: "My sister wants to talk to you." ”