【Chapter 38】Making a Deal?
In the sky above the Yin and Yin Capital, the gray clouds suddenly rolled up a large whirlpool. Qin Yufei's Yin God and the souls of other immortal cultivators drifted around from the whirlpool. Taking advantage of the fact that the Earth Ghost Mother and Black and White Impermanence had not yet come, she broke away from most of them and floated outside the city of Xudu by herself.
This capital city is no different from the ancient boxy city. The stone slab above the city gate has the word "酆都" written on it.
At the gate of the city, there are ghosts standing on the left and right, examining the ghosts that enter the city. The censorship seemed to be very strict, not only did you have to confirm your identity, but there were also ghosts on the side to make notes. There are still many ghost pawns standing on the bluestone wall. From time to time, Yaksha ghosts patrolling the city pass by.
There are four gates in the city: east, west, south and north. Qin Yufei found Li Xiaochen's baby-looking yin god at the south gate. At this moment, he was still stopped by the ghosts guarding the city.
Qin Yufei walked to the south gate as if nothing had happened. Before she could speak, the demons noticed this unparalleled beauty. They all bowed to Qin Yufei and said, "Welcome to Lord Ziya Demon Queen!"
Qin Yufei has now used the family heirloom spell to transform into Jiang Mi'er's appearance. The four clans of the Nine Shadows have always shared the same hatred. When the ghosts saw the patriarch of the fairy demon clan, they naturally had to be respectful.
It's just that they don't call her "Immortal Demon Clan Patriarch", but they call her "Ziya Demon Queen", which makes Qin Yufei a little puzzled. Is it another name for Jiang Mier? Now is not the time to dwell on this.
Qin Yufei pretended to point at Li Xiaochen and asked, "What's going on?"
A ghost messenger replied to her: "He claims to be Lin Hanzhi's younger brother, who has been entangled here for a long time and wants to enter the city." We were ordered to defend the city. Without the order of the patriarch, he did not dare to let ghosts in at will. ”
Li Xiaochen saw "Jiang Mi'er", and hurriedly dragged Qin Yufei's clothes and shouted: "Sister, they won't let me in!"
Qin Yufei pointed to the scattered souls in the sky and said, "What's going on with those? Won't my brother be allowed to come in?"
"This ......" the ghost looked at Qin Yufei in embarrassment. Listening to what she meant, it seemed that she wanted them to let Li Xiaochen in. But without the order of the ghost mother of the earth, if you release someone without permission, you will be severely punished. They are just small ghosts, how dare they break the rules? But the patriarch of the fairy demon clan can't be offended. It's really hard for him to do.
Seeing that he didn't answer, Qin Yufei hugged Li Xiaochen in his arms and said, "I came to find your patriarch today, I have something very important. Can you please make it easy for us to go in? Of course, you can stop me here. But it's urgent. If you miss a big thing, you can't afford it. When the time comes, your patriarch will blame him, and who will be responsible?"
The ghost looked at Li Xiaochen suspiciously, and then at Qin Yufei, thought about it for a long time, and finally waved his hand: "Let go!"
"Well, you're very well-mannered. When I meet your patriarch, I will say a few more good words to you, ask her to promote you, and send you a few more beauties to be wives. By the way, what's your name?" Qin Yufei reaped the benefits, of course, she had to pretend to not let them be suspicious.
When the ghost heard that there was an opportunity for promotion, he hurriedly reported his name. When Qin Yufei left, he was still flattering, patting his ass, and laughing happily.
Li Xiaochen secretly laughed at these ghosts, and he couldn't even tell whether this "Jiang Mier" was real or not. After entering the city and staying away from them, Li Xiaochen got down from Qin Yufei's arms and said, "You acted too badly." Jiang Mier's personality is not like this. In that kind of situation just now, if it were the real Jiang Mi'er, she would definitely have to play a trick and play tricks. ”
Qin Yufei glanced at him and said, "Without me, you can't get in." ”
Li Xiaochen shook his head and sighed: "With your acting skills, when you meet someone who knows Jiang Mier, you will definitely be exposed." Be professional, okay?"
Qin Yufei flattened her mouth and was unhappy: "Yes, I'm stupid, I don't know how to act and deceive people." Jiang Mier is clever, you go to her to act. ”
Li Xiaochen originally wanted to say that the real Jiang Mi'er is here, do you still need to act? But he is not a person who does not know how to observe words and feelings. Seeing that Qin Yufei had relatives on her face, he hurriedly shook her hand and coaxed: "Don't be angry. I'm just kindly reminding you how to pretend to be like this. Actually, I like you more than Jiang Mier. You are not good at lying and deceiving people, but you are honest and honest, which makes me feel safe. With you with me, I feel at ease. In addition, you are so beautiful, temperamental, kind-hearted, gentle and considerate, and have a good heart...... As long as you are a normal man, you will be proud to marry you. ”
Qin Yufei pouted to herself and said, "Don't come and pat my ass." ”
"How can this be a sycophant? I'm shooting your round, sexy, fragrant beautiful buttocks, okay?" Li Xiaochen pointed at her buttocks seriously, "Have you ever seen such a beautiful buttocks? The curves are so wonderful and elastic, I vouch for my life and personality, and I will never find a second one in the world! Hmph, why do I dare to make such a guarantee? Because ...... This is the legendary buttocks rich in antioxidants and active PPP ingredients! It can make the hands of the man who is intimate with you keep the fresh and smooth ultra-delicate feel at any time when caressing your beautiful buttocks. I, the one who has experienced it firsthand, has the most right to speak. Absolutely awesome belch!"
"You!" Qin Yufei blushed and gave Li Xiaochen a big look. It's not the first day she has known Li Xiaochen, and she knows how flamboyant this guy is. But suddenly he used those ridiculous words to make fun of her buttocks, Qin Yufei still felt embarrassed.
Remembering that when the two of them hid in the closet and kissed last night, Li Xiaochen had touched her buttocks, and Qin Yufeiqiao's face had a fever.
When she was flattering, Li Xiaochen shook her hand flatteringly, and said with a smile: "Don't be angry, right? ”
Qin Yufei glanced at him with disgust: "It's strange if you're not angry." ”
Li Xiaochen had no choice but to persuade: "Now we are short on time. When we get back, I'll coax you again, okay? We really have to get things done first. Don't you want to see your Lin Hanzhi?"
Qin Yufei muttered reluctantly: "Who wants you bad guy to coax?" ”
Li Xiaochen smiled helplessly: "What's the matter with you today? Why are you suddenly petty?"
Qin Yufei was about to speak, when a lewd voice suddenly came from behind her: "Tut-tut, little beauty, my brother wants to kill you!"
When the words came, a lustful thief hand passed through Qin Yufei's flank, intending to hug her firmly. Qin Yufei was furious, and turned around and slapped a palm. This cowardly guy didn't dodge or dodge, and was slapped on the left side of his face by Qin Yufei. The whole person flew upside down a few meters away and fell to the ground.
Li Xiaochen looked at it fixedly, and the man who wanted to take the opportunity to rub oil was Wu Youyan, who coveted Jiang Mier's beauty.
Just when Li Xiaochen was secretly wondering how he could appear here, Wu Youyan covered his cheeks, got up with a smile, and said to Qin Yufei, who had changed into Jiang Mi'er: "Little beauty, I haven't seen you for a long time, why have you become so spicy? I like it though. This slap is so comfortable for me. Grace from beauties, cool~"
At this time, Chen and Fei were of the same mind. They exchanged ideas and information with each other, and understood the cause and effect of the incident. Qin Yufei is now pretending to be Jiang Mi'er, and she doesn't want to reveal her identity too early.
Therefore, she who usually doesn't like to laugh had to smile, walked over, touched Wu Youyan's face, and said, "Oh, did I hurt you? Let me see, does it hurt? ”
Wu Youyan saw her sudden change in attitude, and she didn't react for a while. He looked at the other party's beautiful face, his eyes straightened, and he said stupidly: "No, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt......"
"Does it really not hurt?" Qin Yufei asked with a concerned face. That tenderness with a hint of imperceptible cunning suddenly touched Li Xiaochen's memory of Jiang Mi'er. Such an expression is indeed nine points similar to the real Jiang Mi'er.
Wu Youyan had ever come into contact with "Jiang Mi'er" at such a close distance? He stared into the other party's eyes and said blankly, "It really doesn't hurt anymore." ”
"It doesn't hurt, does it, then slap it again!" Qin Yufei made a lot of effort this time, and slapped Wu Youyan's right cheek hard.
Poor Wu Youyan was caught off guard and was slapped in the cheek again. In the scream, the whole body was pumped out of the distance.
Li Xiaochen clapped his hands and laughed: "That's right, Jiang Mi'er is like this! Great! I'll give you a full score!"
Qin Yufei turned around and walked back, squatted in front of Li Xiaochen, pinched his chubby face, and said with a smile: "It feels very good." Did I pinch you?"
Li Xiaochen laughed dryly: "It hurts, but it doesn't hurt." You're going to smoke me too, are you?"
Qin Yufei picked up Li Xiaochen, the baby-like yin god, and said, "I haven't played enough, so I'm reluctant to beat you." If you hit a swollen face, it will affect the feel when pinching. ”
Li Xiaochen just breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, but he was suddenly turned over by Qin Yufei. The iceberg beauty smiled and said: "I won't slap my face, but I will spank your ass." ”
With a few snaps, Qin Yufei really hit him hard on the ass a few times. She said as she fought back: "Who told you to take advantage of me all the time? ”
Li Xiaochen screamed and wanted to struggle out. But he couldn't escape Qin Yufei's palm. He grew so big that he was only spanked by his own mother when he was a child. Who would have thought that today was actually evoked by Qin Yufei's childhood memories.
"The legendary buttocks are rich in antioxidants and active PPP, right? I'm going to touch yours today, too. See if it feels good. After Qin Yufei was addicted, she ravaged Li Xiaochen's ass in another way.
Li Xiaochen said embarrassedly: "There are outsiders, you give me some face, okay? I'm a big man, I am very shameless to be played with by you." ”
Qin Yufei smiled: "You are just a baby now, and others can't recognize you." ”
Li Xiaochen had no choice but to change his angle and persuade: "Then you always have to take care of your ladylike image, right? ”
Qin Yufei said: "Anyway, if the image is damaged, it is only the damage to Mi'er." I'm Jiang Mier now. ”
"What kind of woman is this? The appearance is as cold as ice, and the belly is full of male thieves and female prostitutes...... Ouch, okay, I know it's wrong, I shouldn't talk nonsense. Woman, don't be like this, okay...... Ahh If you touch it again, I'll ...... Ah! Qin Yufei, I just found out today that you are so perverted! Don't touch it! My symbol of being a man is about to be touched by you!"
The two were in a quarrel, and Huang Xiaoxian appeared out of nowhere and helped Wu Youyan up. He smiled and said to Qin Yufei: "Pretty girl, I want to make a deal with you." I wonder if you're interested?"
Qin Yufei put away the joke and said, "I don't recognize you, and I'm not interested." ”
Huang Xiaoxian smiled: "You must be interested." For I know where the man you are looking for is. ”