Chapter 514: You Listen to My Sophistry (Five Watches Ask for a Monthly Pass)
Saying.
In the back garden of the Jade Emperor.
At this time, Sun Xiaokong's face was flushed.
Although Sun Xiaokong's cultivation is becoming more and more advanced now, the amount of alcohol is definitely not low.
But I can't stand the crowd!
There were more than 100 people in this heavenly court, and almost one-third of them touched one for Sun Xiaokong.
In the end, those people still have to think about having a drink with Sun Xiaokong, which means letting Sun Xiaokong play around.
Sun Xiaokong was anxious at that time.
Your sister's!
This is all imperial wine, no matter what Da Luo or quasi-saint, if you drink too much, you will get drunk.
This can be regarded as a stop, everyone has no choice, everyone has a drink with Sun Xiaokong.
And they touched each other.
Even so, Sun Xiaokong did not drink less.
In the first half, Sun Xiaokong and the immortals could still hold back, and pretended to be serious regrets.
When the second half was drunk, the Jade Emperor also directly asked a group of fairies to dance and play music to cheer everyone up.
This is really a fairy day!
What is Fairy Day?
If you think about it carefully, for example, in Journey to the West, the immortals hold a peach party, sit together to eat and drink, and there is a group of beautiful fairy warblers singing and dancing below.
Fairy days.
Do you think you're happy to be a fairy?
Do you think the gods are as happy as you think?
You're wrong.
The happiness of the gods, you can't imagine.
However...
At this moment, as he came.
"Splash monkey!"
"You... Beasts!"
"You deliberately tricked your master to break the color precept, and you are still here to drink and talk, sing and dance, you..."
"Do you still have a conscience?"
Nyolai: Doesn't your conscience hurt?
This time, Rulai was really angry, and he didn't have the serious appearance of the past, and as soon as he came in, he scolded Sun Xiaokong directly.
Don't say it's urgent, whoever puts this matter on can't stand it.
Tang Sanzang: Yes, I really can't stand it, I'm too tired.
Immortals: A good apprentice of the Three Realms, with an apprentice like Sun Xiaokong, he can really have no regrets in this life.
At this moment, the little fairies who were composing and dancing were also startled and hurriedly retreated to the side.
"The Buddha is here. ”
"Buddha..."
When the immortals saw Rulai, they also hurriedly greeted him, and they almost shouted to Rulai to drink together.
The Jade Emperor is so happy in his heart at this time!
It's so exciting.
An idol is an idol, it's too showy.
This wave actually made Rulai angry like this, it's simply unreasonable!
Of course, although the Jade Emperor was very happy in his heart, he still had to pretend to be very bland.
"Buddha, what do you mean by that?"
"Master's business... I... I know, I'm sad too..."
I saw Sun Xiaokong hiding his face and sighing lightly, and couldn't help sobbing.
Immortals: Don't make trouble, the Great Sage, it's really not good to laugh at this time.
"You're still pretending to be with me?"
When he looked at Sun Xiaokong, he was even more annoyed.
The Jade Emperor opened his mouth and said:
"Hey, don't worry, there should be some misunderstanding here, right?"
"After all, in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall before, Sun Xiaokong was grief-stricken and depressed as soon as he heard the news from the clairvoyant and Tang Sanzang, and even wanted to retire back to Huaguo Mountain..."
"We finally called him over, and it took us half a day to stabilize Sun Aiqing's mood. ”
Rulai: You guys have worked so hard!
Rulai listened to the words of the Jade Emperor, looked at Sun Xiaokong and said, "Don't be deceived by this monkey head." ”
"This thing was planned by him, and the reason why Tang Sanzang did it was completely done by him. ”
Sun Xiaokong's face froze, and he looked at Rulai and said puzzledly: "Buddha, what are you talking about?"
"What do you call me to do it, I came to Heaven to find the Jade Emperor to ask for rain, and when I was talking to everyone, I heard the clairvoyant come from the master... Hey..."
Rulai was even more angry and said, "You still pretend to be with me?"
"Then Tang Sanzang and Xuanji were drugged, and the one who drugged them was a black-robed man, the black-robed man who helped you kill the Gu Eagle before. ”
"You... What else is there to say?"
This guy, if it weren't for the Heavenly Court, Rulai would have started directly.
But there is no way, this is in the heavenly court.
With so many people watching, and the Jade Emperor is also there, he can do it at will.
The most important thing is that Sun Xiaokong's current performance is implying that he has a strong backer.
This made Rulai feel anxious, and he didn't dare to really make Sun Xiaokong...
"The black-robed man?"
"Are you sure it's the black-robed man??"
Sun Xiaokong's face was a little shocked in an instant.
If you look at Sun Xiaokong like this, you will be even more annoyed.
You just admit it generously, and then let me arrest you out and beat you up.
Still pretending to be with me?
When I'm stupid?
Conspiracy with me?
I saw Sun Xiaokong's face struggling for a moment, and he said, "If it's a black-robed person, then... There are some things I just have to admit. ”
"Buddha, in fact, I don't know the black-robed man, I only know that there are two people who are very powerful, one is called Canna, and the other is called Wutian. ”
"At the beginning, under the Eye of the North Sea, that is, there was a lawless rescue, and Guanyin and I were fortunate to escape. ”
Wutian:, let me take the blame, why did you arrange for my brother - can't?
This your sister's...
Lawlessness?
The Jade Emperor and the immortals also frowned when they heard Sun Xiaokong's words, please start your performance.
Sun Xiaokong: Listen to my quibbles!
Of course, Sun Xiaokong didn't finish speaking, and it was difficult for everyone to judge whether it was nonsense or not.
If you come, you'll be stunned, your sister?
It's true that Wutian is a villain, but people really don't have to be as shameless as you...
After thinking about it, Rulai said: "Monkey head, you continue to make up stories for me, I want to see what flowers you can make up today!"
Sun Xiaokong looked at Rulai, shook his head and said:
"Buddha, this... I didn't make up stories, and there were some things I really couldn't tell. ”
"That lawlessness and lawlessness can be regarded as helping me, and I can't betray them!"
"I can't talk about the rest, I'll just say it, Wutian tried to win me over, but I didn't agree. ”
"It was Wutian who saved me under the Eye of the North Sea before, and it was impossible to help me kill the Gu Eagle, the two of them are brothers, and they are very powerful. ”
"There can't be a red lotus platform magic weapon, Wutian has a black lotus platform magic weapon, the two of them joined forces and easily defeated the five quasi-saints. ”
Well???
Listening to Sun Xiaokong's words, the immortals were also confused for a while.
This said...
Anyway, the immortals don't believe it at all, after all, the name is Taizhong Er.
What the hell is lawlessness?
The ingredients of the bragging hide, too big.
The Jade Emperor frowned, and began to deny his judgment in his heart.
Could it be that the black-robed man is not Zhao Gongming?
Is there really a lawlessness?
Bah!
The Jade Emperor suddenly thought that Sun Xiaokong was too good at.
There are twelve products of the Black Lotus that destroy the world, this is true.
But...
God can't...
The twelve-grade fire red lotus is clearly the magic weapon of Sun Xiaokong's house, which can't...
Isn't it Sun Xiaokong?