XLII. The little serpent
"It's still early, don't worry. ”
Xue Wanli smiled slightly, and said: "Fang is your kid who is interrupted, Lao Xue still has to explain a few words, do you know where Shangqing Mountain is?" The corners of Xiao Fangzi's mouth twitched: "It's here again, it's my business? I don't care!" Xue Wanli looked fascinated: "There is a famous place in the world, Lingshan Lingfeng, Immortal Immortal Palace, but it's angry, it's fun!" Xiao Fangzi sneered: "Don't fool people, how can there be any immortals?
"Uneducated! You kid remember, Shangqing Mu Zhenren, you can report my name to him, just say: Old Zamao, Xue Wuxian, please-remember?" Xue Wanli said with a serious face, frowning. Xiao Fangzi giggled and gasped: "Old Zamaoer, wooden man! Xue has no tears? Haha, no tears! Laughing to death!"
"I don't understand bullshit!" Xue Wanli scolded angrily, and sighed to the sky: "Back then, I hurt him with teaching, and he ridiculed me with no class, it is precisely because there is no class, and he is born right!"
"A natural pair, fool!haha, wonderful!wonderful!" Xiao Fangzi jumped to his feet and laughed violently, and suddenly fell crooked and rolled on the bed. Holding his stomach and laughing. Xue Wanli's anger surged: "Don't be wordy, do you remember!" Xiao Fangzi took a deep breath and said, "Remember." After speaking, he exhaled and laughed wildly: "Wood miscellaneous hair, a pair of fools!" said it in vain, Xue Wuzhi was discouraged for a while, this muddy boy didn't know the severity, he didn't understand the good intentions of others at all, and he couldn't get rid of it every time he said serious things.
Xiao Fangzi was so happy that his legs and stomach cramped, and he lay straight on the bed with his eyes puffed out, like a dried carp. Xue Wanli glared angrily and said, "It's messy, what does it look like! There are no rules at all!" Xiao Fangzi snorted: "What are the bird rules? Lao Tzu jumped out of the stone, and the Jade Emperor couldn't control it!" Although the words were vulgar and bitter, an orphan of the war, it was difficult to blame: if it was a rule, who told him?
Xue Wanli was silent for a moment, and then said: "Boy, your mother is gone, where is your father?" Xiao Fangzi jumped up, waved his fist and scolded: "Fart! Your mother is gone!" Xue Wanli sighed, closed his eyes and said: "My mother is long gone, and when my parents died, Xue did not serve in front of the bed! Those who are not filial will live in the world, and what kind of walking corpse!" The voice gradually turned low, and where the words fell, two lines of clear tears flowed down.
"Lao Xue, crying, will Lao Xue cry too?" Xiao Fangzi was stunned when he saw this, and he was at a loss.
After a while, Xue Wanli wiped away his tears and smiled: "Didn't you scare you?" Xiao Fangzi let out a sigh of relief, shook his head and said: "I didn't mean to, by the way, my father, my father-" was dazed for a while, and said dejectedly: "I don't know either!" Xue Wanli frowned and said, "Haven't you seen him?" Xiao Fangzi said worriedly: "It seems to have seen, uh, I can't remember clearly." Xue Wanli sighed and was speechless for a while.
The candlelight was faint, and the sky was dark.
The shouts of the street vendors came and went, and a new day began.
Xiao Fangzi rushed out of the room, and after a while, he came back with a relaxed look on his trouser belt, grabbed the leftovers on the bed and devoured a few bites, and said vaguely: "Old Xue, you also eat, you have the strength to fight when you are full!" Xue Wanli smiled slightly: "You eat yours, don't worry about me." Xiao Fangzi swallowed a mouthful violently, and said worriedly: "If you don't eat or sleep and go to fight, aren't you looking for death?" Xue Wanli smiled and said: "You kid doesn't understand, if people eat and sleep enough, although they are full of energy, they will be slack! ”
Xiao Fangzi said angrily: "Ask you seriously, what kind of ghost weather are you talking about?" Xue Wanli hehehe: "The time and place are favorable, the three are not allowed, although there is a disaster, this is not a trivial matter, and you should be cautious." Xiao Fangzi scratched his head: "What do you mean?" Xue Wanli shook his head and said: "I don't understand with you, this is Sun Tzu's Art of War, and everything can also be used as a reference." ”
"Grandson, grandson!" Xiao Fangzi giggled, not paying attention. Xue Wanli looked out of the window and said to himself: "When the morning bell rises, the snake sword arrives, and there is still half an hour. Xiao Fangzi wiped his mouth and leaned over to look at the scenery. The sky was really gray, and there was no red sky, and the lead clouds over the northeast were like light ink, quietly hanging down in the dome. Smoke rises everywhere in the distance, and passers-by get up early and walk in a hurry. In the early morning, the air is humid and cool, and you can feel comfortable in your heart.
"That guy, why haven't you come yet?" Xiao Fangzi looked around and muttered and walked away. sat at the head of the bed scratching his ears and cheeks for a while, and sighed again and again. The atmosphere is not very good, the big enemy can't wait for a long time, and the young generals will be in chaos first. Xue Wanli sighed, turned around and sat down: "Xiao Fangzi-" Xiao Fangzi was not interested at all, and said lazily: "What are you doing?" Xue Wanli muttered: "It's Fang Daxia, Fang Daxia has a surname and no name, how can he become famous all over the world?"
Xiao Fangzi frowned: "Really, isn't my name very good?" Xue Wanli shook his head and said: "It's not good, it's small and subordinate, dwarves everywhere, not majestic at all!" Xiao Fangzi was stunned, and slapped the edge of the bed heavily: "That's right! Old Xue, you have to get me a prestige!" Xue Wanli said as if "Uh, Fang Yingying-how?" Xiao Fangzi was overjoyed, he smirked a few times, and twisted: "This, isn't it good?" Xue Wanli smiled: "Isn't it good? So, Fang Shenwei - how?" Xiao Fangzi was in high spirits, raised his fist and waved it a few times, and suddenly doubted: "This, isn't it a bit vulgar?"
Xue Wanli pondered for a long time, and shouted happily: "Yes, since you admire Zhao Zilong of the Three Kingdoms, you call it 'Fang Zilong' -- this is all right?" Xiao Fangzi couldn't help but be overjoyed, and recited it more than ten times in his mouth, and then hesitated: "It doesn't seem to be big, it's not very smooth." Xue Wanli was originally intended to tease, but when he saw that this kid was taking it seriously, he unconsciously fell in love again, and hugged his head and thought hard. Xiao Fangzi amused him, stared at Lao Xue eagerly, and couldn't help urging repeatedly! It was said that it was a name, but it was a major event related to his life, where did he think about it for a while? Xue Wanli's head was also big, and he still didn't have an idea. Xiao Fangzi was already impatient, jumping up and down and scratching his hair.
"It's done! It can be regarded as coming up with it, the princes of Fang-above all people, the princes of one party, is it good? Isn't it wonderful?" Xue Wanli finally spoke, his face bright. Xiao Fangzi was taken aback, stunned for a moment, nodded and said happily: "This is good, this is wonderful, majestic and domineering! Tsk, Lao Xue, you really have the ability, how did you come up with it?" Xue Wan looked strange inside, and suddenly laughed heartily, shaking his head! Xiao Fangzi was shocked and suspicious, rushed up and grabbed him by the collar, and shouted: "Say! Say it quickly! Don't say it, it's good to see you!"
"Say, say, you let go first!" Xue Wanli smiled and panted to break away, cleared his throat, and said with a straight face: "Fang Daxia can eat and sleep like a pig, and he is naughty and messing around like a monkey, hence the name, hey! Xiao Fangzi was stunned, slowly lowered his head, turned around and cried in a low voice: "I know that you look down on me, in your eyes, I am a useless person!" Looking at his thin and undulating shoulders, Xue Wanli felt pity, and he also secretly regretted it in his heart: "Don't cry, don't cry, old Xue doesn't mean that, tease you kid......"
"Old Ghost Xue, you have been tricked!" Xiao Fangzi screamed, turned around like lightning to probe his claws, pounced and twisted and hit! Xue Wanli was caught off guard, and threw himself on the bed when he landed, and in an instant, the two of them rolled into a ball, you came and went, shouting and fighting wildly! The princes of Fang were unprepared to attack him, and they had the upper hand at the beginning, how could Xue Lao Ghost have strong strength, and he was stunned after a few punches, and he was already unable to fight a few times, so he pressed his hands under the scissors, and panted heavily!
"Haha, are you convinced?" Xue Wanli laughed proudly.
"Obey, obey you ghost!" Xiao Fangzi struggled a few times, was grinning to himself, Leng might as well give him a black hand to reach under his armpit: "Ouch, haha, haha, don't, hahaha!" Xiao Fangzi was itchy and unbearable, only to feel itchy from the armpit to the heart, but his body couldn't move, and under the torture, he laughed breathlessly for a while: "Obey!
"Hmph, I don't know if I'm alive or dead!" Xue Wanli proudly retracted his fingers.
The captive was released in a huff, and after weighing it a few times, he finally hung up the exemption card. The victor was leisurely, but he didn't dare to take revenge and clean up the mess by himself. The two had a quarrel, and the flag died down, and the name was naturally not mentioned. Fighting is fighting, making trouble, but the heart is happy, and the same is the end of the world, and it is just fun in suffering. The two sat opposite each other, and Xiao Fangzi was unwilling, and made a grimace. Xue Wanli glanced at him and sighed: "If my child is in the world, I'm afraid it will be your age!" Xiao Fangzi's eyes widened and he said in surprise: "Huh, do you also have children?" Xue Wanli let out a long breath: "Yes, now, hey! Like you, I don't know!"
Xiao Fangzi was stunned when he heard this, Xue Wanli's eyes were red, and the two of them had nothing to say for a while.
Ten years of life and death! One was robbed but did not die, and the son of man did not know his father, and the other lived after the catastrophe, and the father could not be his son. Sad, sighing, living in different parts of the sky, each with its own misfortunes, now in the same room, silence is better than sound. Xiao Fangzi looked at the big man in front of him blankly, and said in his heart that if his father sat in front of him at this time, he would definitely take care of himself in the same way, would he be like him, playing with himself? Xue Wanli looked at the young man in front of him in a daze, and secretly said If my child is sitting here at this time, I don't know what it looks like? Is it as naughty and foolish as him?
The two looked at each other, their eyes met, and their hearts were connected in an instant!
A heart rises from the ground, he, doesn't he happen to be my father? A mind is born out of thin air, he, could it be that it happens to be my son!
One big and one small looked at each other affectionately, and one excited both got up and hurriedly held hands, and they wanted to recognize father and son!
With a slight touch of their fingertips, the two of them came back to their senses at the same time, and their old faces and small faces turned red respectively, and they all turned their heads together. One snorted, thinking that his son wanted to go crazy, and his own children looked like he was lazy like him, and he was afraid that he would not die soon! What a danger, so dangerous, what a misunderstanding, if he didn't stop it in time, although it would not be a big mistake, it would inevitably be disgraced and his reputation would be damaged!
The two of them each said a fluke, wiped the cold sweat and sat down.
After sitting for a while, Xiao Fangzi's heart was upset, and he opened his mouth and shouted: "Old Xue, that little snake ......"
"Silence!"
Xiao Fangzi was startled, and when he saw him sitting solemnly, he looked around without any abnormality, and couldn't help frowning and muttering to himself.
The morning bell in the distance is melodious, and the sound is around the ears. It was a little brighter, but the clouds were still dark.
"Look. Xue Wanli smiled slightly: "He's here." ”;