"Woo――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――"

The sirens are sounding, the balloon people are coming, and the earth is in danger!

Everyone was looking up at the sky, and there was an unknown object floating above Cheongju City, which was like a ball, with tentacles, clothes, and a head, which was clearly a humanoid balloon. But at that time, there were no balloons, let alone humanoid balloons, and at that time, people did not even have the concept that the earth was a ball, so all the people who were lucky enough to witness that object at that time thought that it was a Kong Ming lantern. Strangely, the Kong Ming lantern hung in the sky, motionless, and the height was higher than that of the sun in the west.

Who put it?

There is a line, no one sees it, it is not a Kong Ming lantern, it is clearly a balloon man.

The Balloon Man, the dangerous Balloon Man, the evil Balloon Man, appeared in the sky above Cheongju Castle for no apparent reason, causing the whole city to be on alert, and all the inhabitants fell into a panic mood of the coming end of the world. At this moment of crisis, who can stand up and become a super warrior of the messenger of justice, and take the initiative to take on the glorious and arduous task of saving the earth and maintaining world peace?

One hundred and eight smaller, dispatch!

On the roof of a house, a little monkey, dressed in a hat and jumping up and down, shouted in excitement: "Squeak!

It means: Kill the monster!

"Wow, whoa!" Under the eaves, a little girl, white and cute. The eyes were especially large: "Giggles!" the little girl was laughing. Giggles. There is also a teenager, born with a tiger brain: "It's a person! It's a person!" Yes, it's a person, Xiao One Hundred and Eight is not alone, this is originally a combat group (that is, Shangqing) that graduated from a galaxy superhero training school, with a total of three members: Yuan Tianyi, the head of the group, the deputy head of the Xiao One Hundred and Eight, and the member Yuan Lai. Of course. As a hero group, the support group is also indispensable, and the support group also has three members: Elder Mu, Granny Mu, and Yuan Yan'er.

With a luxurious lineup and strong combat effectiveness, this time, the earthlings are safe.

Balloon Man is dangerous again.

Of course, the balloon man is incompetent, omnipotent. Impotence without impossibility.

The reason why incompetence turns into a balloon is because someone inflated him. And the reason why the incompetent balloon man has not flown to another planet is because there is a line. One end of the line is on the incompetent foot, and the other end is in Xiaoxiao's hand, Xiaoxiao holds the spool tightly to prevent the incompetent fairy brother from flying away, lest he fly to another planet as soon as he lets go. Where is Xiaoxiao, Xiaoxiao is in the courtyard, Xiaoxiao is a good child, and he will not run around alone: "Don't rob!

The True Dragon Sect, the Human Hall, everyone is scrambling for it, and they all want to put the balloon man on it: "Uncle-Uncle-"

No one grabbed it, tried everything, and Xiaoxiao continued to be incompetent.

The north wind is blowing, the high place is unbearable, this is simply a breathtaking performance art, the incompetent immortal is to love the limelight, and finally conquered everyone on the earth with his superhuman performance! People are in the sky, the vision is absolutely different, looking down on the common people is like ants, and the pride is spontaneously born, since then, please call the incompetent, the flying man is incompetent! It turns out that the land is not square, but round, round like an impotent head! It turns out that that day, it is not round, but nothing, and can no longer cover the eyes of the impotent! It turns out that there is another person in this world who is worse than Fang Shui Er, who is even worse than Fang Bad Shui'er, who has been tortured by the Dafa of Gong Transmission and has been completely enlightened by his incompetence.

Open!

A fart collapses, the great destruction of the universe, atomic gas bombs, biochemical and chemical nuclear weapons!

Danger! Danger! Safety is only temporary, and the Balloon Man has finally launched a devastating blow to the earthlings!

It all starts at the beginning.

Three results, one ending, Yan Lao Er didn't want to be poisoned, so please move the incompetent immortal. The nineteenth style of the Eighteen Arhat Boxing is the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Big Farts Divine Skill, and the incompetent Great Immortal became famous at the Ten Thousand Crane Valley Martial Arts Conference, and Yan Daxia also heard about it. Of course, the fire and magic skills are simply nothing, and that kind of thing can only fool fools, just to smoke Li Laosan, and if he can't kill him, he will be angry with him, this is the surprise attack plan that the resourceful Yan Daxia has already secretly set. But a wise man must make a mistake in a thousand thoughts, and Yan Lao Er's thousands of calculations are still missing.

It's incompetence!

Because of the secret identity of the incompetent immortal, Li Wuyi happened to be one of the few people who knew the inside story, and he also paid attention to him in the past, so the power of the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Big Fart Divine Skill, Li Laosan also heard about it. Of course, the third is not the third is not the third is the third one, the third is the third one, the dragon boss is the dragon boss, the third is the one is the boss, the second Yan is the second, the third and the fourth, it doesn't matter. People who don't like to talk may not have bad eloquence, people who don't like to calculate, they may not be alive, Yan Lao Er is not a Dafa of teaching at all but a fart Dafa, when he palms his vest, Boss Li already knows-

It's going to fart.

The transmission of Gong Dafa is fake, but the internal breath is true after all, and at that time, a stream of true qi pours into the heart after being incompetent, gentle and gentle, like a stream, bubbling endlessly. The godfather is old-hearted, the godfather is well-intentioned, and the cheap Lao Tzu made a major sacrifice for incompetence, and he was still very moved by incompetence at that time. Of course, there is no doubt about incompetence, because in the past, when he was incapable of cultivating internal strength, Master Lingshi also gave him this kind of protection, and the incompetent cultivator was also the Vajra Incorruptible Gong, and the skill was between the second heavy knife slashing without leaving a trace and the third heavy axe without adding the body, which can be said to be an expert who has achieved cultivation.

Of course, insiders are very comfortable, extremely comfortable, true qi into the body, into the meridians and acupoints, into the limbs and bones, incompetent is like taking a bath, a hot bath, only feel the whole body is comfortable and beautiful indescribable. After that, it was more comfortable, and the strands of air dispersed and gathered like a substance, all poured into the abdominal cavity, and it felt like 10,000 little hands were rubbing their stomachs incompetently, as if they were not focused, soft and gentle, it was simply comfortable to the intestines, cool, cool, what a cool word!

The fly in the ointment is when there is a fart.

The fart is also very cool, it is a relief. Relaxed. Especially after soaking in the bath and rubbing the stomach. It must be a particularly cool, cool fart to the bone!

But I can't release it.

Fart is very cool, holding farts is not happy, fart is the waste gas in the intestines, when you put it, let it go.

I believe that everyone in the world has a deep understanding of the feeling of being able to fart, which is not only suffocating and panicking, but also not conducive to physical health.

Incompetence must be put!

But I can't release it.

If you can't release it, you can't release it, it's not that you don't want to put it. But it can't be released, because Li Wuyi can't tolerate it.

At that time, I didn't know that he was the one who made it bad, and I was incompetent, and I only felt that my own fart eyes suddenly tightened!

It's like being gag.

If the fart is sealed in the belly, then it is not a fart, it is angry, angry and angry!

At this point, the incompetent immortal bravely broke through the fart level in a fit of anger, and without realizing it, he had begun to take the initiative to challenge Li Wuyi.

Behind him is. Cheap Lao Tzu, cheer him up.

Three people. Around a cloud of unidentified gas, fighting, fighting, fighting.

At that time, the cheap Lao Tzu and the rich son worked together to the outside world, the incompetent Daxian bloomed with his own primitive power, and Yan Lao Er did his best to cooperate with the attack and urge it with all his might, that is, the offensive was like a tide, wave after wave-

Hold the fart door! Hold the fart door!

It is not easy to fight one against two, and Li Wuyi has shared thirteen anesthetics before and after, which is for thirteen gag orders!

Incompetence grows bigger, bigger and bigger.

Swelling, soreness, suffocation, breath-holding, and then incompetence, the whole body has been paralyzed, and only the brain is clear.

Is this a swollen horse?

This one can't be opened without blame, because it's all fart eating when it's big and small, and I'd rather eat farts first than poison the house, this person's scheming is not poisonous!

When this battle was made, there were two results, and Yan Daxia calculated it.

First, the accumulation does not disperse, the accumulation does not send, the balloon man explodes, and everyone present dies together.

Second, Balloon Man.

In desperation, Yan Daxia had to stop, and the incompetence of the balloon man was born.

The balloon man floats in the sky, and a heart ripples in the wind.

Fetters, fetters, just want to rush to the sky, but there is a rope, one end is incompetent, and the other end is small. Enlightened, enlightened, don't talk about the way of the world, don't talk about people's hearts, the world is broken! Damn! Damn! Bad people, they are all bad people, especially the cheap old man is not, cheap son! This is calculated for him again, and the incompetence also knows in his heart, hateful and hateful, that cheap son is a hundred times more hateful than the jade-faced fox, he must be killed!

It's just, it's just, how to land safely, you have to think about it first.

I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm incompetent, I'm afraid of heights.

Open!

Danger! Danger!

At that time, I didn't think about it yet, and Xiaoxiao also grasped it very firmly at that time, but the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Great Immortal God couldn't bear it anymore and finally broke out: "Tong!"

That loud bang was the earth-shattering shock, and everyone in Cheongju City could hear it at that time!

The anesthetic finally failed.

"Ahh This cannon is extremely powerful, and the poison is especially far-reaching, and it is even more than a hundred miles of lonely graves, and all life energy and vegetation on the earth are facing serious threats, and this is the moment of life and death. The rope is useless, the line is broken, the earth is destroyed, and when Xiao Xiao feels a shock to his arm, he will "tense!" and "Hard!

That's because of the huge, reaction force, which broke the line: "Wow!"

Everyone exclaimed, looking up to the sky and exclaiming, but when they saw the balloon man, or Kong Ming Lantern man, he jumped in mid-air: "Whoosh-"

Straight into the blue sky, submerged into the white clouds, disappeared.

After that, the end of the world came.

Destroy, destroy, the wind is also wild, blurred eyes, blowing away tears!

And there is an unknown gas, or smell, that is silent, but it sweeps over the world, engulfing people and blinding their hearts. It's omnipresent, it's omnipresent, what kind of smell is that, what kind of smell is that, you say it's fragrant, how can it not make people sick! You say it's smelly, and what smells smelly has a fragrance. I can't cry, I can't laugh, what kind of breath is that, what kind of smell is that, I don't know if I'm already addicted!

If you don't let the heavens and the earth collapse, how can you get a pure land?

In other words, with this fart, hundreds of thousands of Cheongju residents were poisoned and brainwashed, and they all became idiots!

After that, it will affect the whole planet, all people, all species.

The world is stupid, and the power is huge!

Catastrophe, natural disasters, serious pollution of the atmospheric environment, destruction of the earth's civilization, balloon people really have ulterior motives!

Flicker, flicker, flicker, a black dot suddenly appeared in the sky, floating around, circling and circling, drawing a huge spiral arc, wonderful-

It's big, it's big, it's big, it's still that UFO, the balloon man!

Balloon Man is back!

Presumably, the spaceship malfunctioned, or deliberately abandoned it, leaving him on Earth to continue to poison the earthlings.

I really hate people and don't die!

All the people were watching, looking at the deflated balloon man, looking at the Kong Ming lantern that had gone out, falling, flying, falling: "Ah――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――"

Under the eaves, on the roof, at the base of the wall, and next to the ditch, there is still an old locust tree.

"Ahh

"Little one hundred and eight, up!"

Finally, good triumphed over evil, and the balloon man was taken down by the second generation of the monkey in one fell swoop: "Woo whoa!

The combat group that graduated from the Galactic Superhero Training School, with the most powerful combat power in the universe, once again saved the Earth and all the humans on the Earth, and the invasion of the Balloon People failed.

But good and evil always coexist, light and darkness always coexist, and failure is temporary.

Balloon Man will be coming back. (To be continued......)