Seeing that they were gone, Li Xiaochen's legs weakened and he sat down under the tree.

In order to win the competition just now, he used almost all his true qi. Even the part where the real seal was stored was stripped away.

Especially the flying knife that flew towards Qin Yufei, because it was injected with a large amount of true qi, it was able to attack Qin Yufei, who was as fast as lightning.

The speed of an ordinary throwing knife alone couldn't catch up with her. Not to mention, it has a feint effect.

Sitting cross-legged, Li Xiaochen immediately entered a state of gathering qi to replenish the lost true yuan.

When I opened my eyes again, it was already dark and night had fallen.

Li Xiaochen patted his head and shouted, "Oh no, Jiang Mi'er asked me to go back to eat at noon." I forgot. ”

When he returned home, a warm and warm picture came into Li Xiaochen's eyes.

Jiang Mi'er, who was wearing an apron, knelt on the ground, and fell asleep on the coffee table at this time.

There are also a lot of delicious-looking foods on the coffee table.

Several thick recipe books were scattered around her. The TV series "Mother-in-law and Daughter-in-law" is playing on the TV.

Jiang Mi'er's exhaustion could be seen from the oily stains and sleepiness on her face.

This kind of scene is very reminiscent of the common scene in TV dramas:

The wife who is a good housekeeper pours out her love, makes a gluttonous meal, and waits for her husband who is working hard outside.

When it was late, my wife fell asleep due to overwork in the housework.

Li Xiaochen went to the kitchen for a while, opened the rice cooker, and found that the rice in the pot had been hot.

The white steam that kept coming out made his heart warm.

Sometimes, men are really easy to deal with.

A home that is not too big but very warm, a gentle and benevolent person who regards her husband as everything, can make a man work hard and work hard outside.

Of course, if there is a healthy and cute baby, the family will be more complete and more fun.

Back in the living room, Li Xiaochen stared at Jiang Mier's pretty face, and somehow, there was an urge to treat her as his wife and give her a warm hug.

He is also a normal man after all. Facing such a big beauty all day long, even the stone man is tempted.

But Confucius's sentence "don't move if it's incivil" made him suppress his impulse.

Picking up the remote control, Li Xiaochen turned off the TV and put away the recipe books again.

I wanted to carry Jiang Mi'er to the bed and let her sleep more comfortably, but I was afraid of waking her up.

Li Xiaochen had no choice but to take a blanket and put it on for her considerately.

"Sorry, I couldn't come back for dinner at noon. Li Xiaochen whispered in Jiang Mi'er's ear with some guilt: "If there is a next time, I will go home on time." ”

Dingding looked at her for a long time, and Li Xiaochen was a little hungry.

He took a piece of food directly with his hand, put it in his mouth, and thought: Actually, the food made by Jiang Mi'er is quite good, except for those terrifying tiles, wires and geckos......

"Poof—this, this, this...... What is it, it's spicy to me!" After a few bites, Li Xiaochen was so spicy that he accidentally bit his tongue, and quickly picked up the water cup and poured water.

After swallowing three sips and two mouthfuls, Li Xiaochen opened his mouth dizzily and shouted: "Damn! What kind of liquor is this, it's so strong!"

He felt like a fire in his abdomen, as if his entire esophagus was on fire.

In a panic, Li Xiaochen came to the faucet, unscrewed the valve, and poured it all over the place.

"Meow a miao! Salty to death! Why is it that even the tap water has betrayed?" Li Xiaochen stretched out his salty and bitter tongue, feeling that his taste buds were about to go to God.

"Drink this. Jiang Mi'er didn't know when, grinning and holding a bottle of unopened fruit oranges, standing behind him.

"Jiang Mi'er, I've been calculated by you goblin again!" Li Xiaochen glared at her angrily, took the bottle, unscrewed the cap, and took a few sips before relieving himself.

Jiang Mi'er rubbed her hand down from his chest over and over again to make him feel better.

After a while, she asked with a smile, "How is it, do you love and hate Mi'er?"

Only then did Li Xiaochen fully understand: "You actually pretended to be asleep, waiting to see my jokes? You've gone to great lengths to torture me. ”

Jiang Mi'er's mouth flattened, and she said aggrievedly: "You have such an attitude towards your life-saving benefactor? If I hadn't given you the fruit orange just now, you would have fainted." ”

"You are the one who killed me, and you are the one who saved me. You're so thick-skinned. Li Xiaochen was angry and funny, and was speechless about this behavior of "giving a stick and then a sweet date".

"Hmph, I was going to laugh at you, and I didn't plan to save you. Jiang Mi'er's eyes suddenly became a little gentle, "But you still have a conscience, and you said those words in my ear." That's why I relented for a while, and then I gave you an orange. ”

Li Xiaochen noticed the subtle changes in Jiang Mi'er's eyes, sighed, and said, "Actually...... If you want to listen to sweet words, I'll tell you. Don't be jealous. ”

A touch of red flew up on Jiang Mi'er's face, and she snorted: "Who wants to listen to your disgusting words? ”

"You really don't want to hear it?"

"I don't want to. If I want to hear it, I have a way for you to say it sincerely. I don't need your mercy and charity. ”

Li Xiaochen gave a thumbs up and said with a smile: "There is backbone, man, pure, purer than pure draft beer." ”

"Of course. As I told you, there is nothing that Jiang Mier wants that she can't get. Jiang Mi'er turned around and stood with her hands in her hands, "If I really fall in love with a man, even if that man dies, he will never want to run away from me." ”

Li Xiaochen laughed and said, "I really should try the aphrodisiac seal for you." See what kind of bang you're going to have. ”

"Do you really want to know?" Jiang Mi'er turned around and smiled slyly.

"Well, I'll just talk about it. I don't want to, hehe, I don't want to ...... at all" Li Xiaochen knew very well that when Jiang Mi'er showed such a dangerous smile, he should stick to the city, and not touch the round and elastic red ass of the female fox without knowing whether to live or die.

Otherwise, something even more tragic would have happened to him.

Jiang Mi'er returned victorious, smiled with satisfaction, and took the dishes to the kitchen to deal with them before taking them back.

After dinner, Li Xiaochen took out the USB flash drive and said to Jiang Mi'er: "Borrow your notebook." ”

Without waiting for her to agree, he went to get his laptop himself.

After washing the dishes, Jiang Mi'er sat next to him and asked curiously, "What are you going to do?"

Li Xiaochen told her about the jumping incident that happened last night, along with today's test with Qin Yufei.

After listening, Jiang Mi'er muttered to herself, "Sure enough, it's her." ”

"What is her?" Li Xiaochen inserted the USB flash drive into it and asked casually.

"I have long heard that the Qin family has cultivated an unborn genius in recent years. It turned out to be Qin Yufei. ”

"The Qin family's genius?"

"I'll tell you later. I'm going to see how you did last night. Jiang Mi'er tugged on Li Xiaochen's arm expectantly, "Open it up and take a look." ”

"Okay, then I'll open it. ”

"Wait. Jiang Mi'er turned off the light and sat back next to him, "It's more atmospheric." ”

Li Xiaochen said funny: "You think you watch a ghost movie." ”

"Wait a minute. Jiang Mi'er brought a box of tissues over, "Okay, it's okay." ”

"It's not like watching some touching films, you don't need to do this, right?"

"Be prepared. Who knows what kind of nasty thing you did alone in the infirmary last night. ”

Li Xiaochen slowly rolled his eyes, stared at Jiang Mi'er with squinted eyes, and squeezed out the words from between his teeth: "Can obscene things move you to tears, demon girl Sama (adult)?"

Jiang Mi'er fought back unconvinced: "I was scared to cry by obscene things, okay?"

"It's weird. You're going to be scared to cry? It's good if you don't cry. ”

"Oh, don't be verbose. Watch the film. Open it quickly. Hayagu (hurry), Hayaghu. ”

Li Xiaochen was shaken by her and became weak, and quickly clicked on the USB flash drive.

"Wait a minute. Jiang Mi'er suddenly remembered something.

Li Xiaochen sighed impatiently: "What are you going to do again?"

Jiang Mi'er turned up the volume to the maximum, clutched her chest, and took a few breaths: "I'm so nervous." But this kind of film has to be louder to have a feeling. ”

Li Xiaochen smiled and opened the only video file inside.

It was loud at first. There is nothing on the screen. The two stared blankly for dozens of seconds, and it was still the same.

Li Xiaochen looked down and saw a video duration of more than an hour.

He dragged the video directly to more than 30 minutes of content.

The result is a real image.

"Don't—you lighten—don't—my husband is coming back—ah! you're hurting people—"

In the picture, a fat boar in heat is wagging its tail and biting the sow's ear.

Li Xiaochen was stunned for a moment. His jaw was about to fall to the ground.

I don't know who dubbed this cartoon. It's just an ear, do you need to match such an ambiguous word?

Jiang Mier on the side was also dumbfounded. A faint flush appeared on her beautiful and delicate face.

But she belongs to the astute girl and reacts quickly.

"You were in the infirmary last night...... What did you do?"

"Don't accuse me. Li Xiaochen pointed to the background of the video and said indignantly: "Look carefully. Besides, the hero isn't me!"

Jiang Mi'er sighed heavily, shook her head and said, "I didn't expect your taste to be so heavy, and you actually like this kind of tone." ”

"Don't talk nonsense. It's not that you don't know. This is not my USB flash drive, it's Qin ......" Li Xiaochen was stunned, and tore his vocal cords and shouted: "Qin Yufei actually watched this kind of film where the hero and heroine are not human?"

"Less blame for others. Jiang Mi'er took out a talisman seal and slapped it on Li Xiaochen's forehead, "Show your true body, you pig demon in human skin!"

"Are you nervous?" Li Xiaochen smiled and ripped off the talisman seal and threw it back to her.

"Huh, it doesn't work?" Jiang Mi'er pretended to have a solemn face, as if she was facing a great enemy, "It's not a pig demon in human skin...... Ah, are you a shemale in pig's clothing?"

Li Xiaochen was amused by Jiang Mi'er and laughed, snatched the talisman seal from her hand, and was about to stick it on her forehead: "Evil animal, obediently die!"

Jiang Mi'er cleverly tilted her head to dodge his attack, giggling.

Seeing that she wanted to escape from the sofa, Li Xiaochen immediately put the laptop aside, and with a flutter, pressed her on the sofa.

Jiang Mi'er has never been the master who is obediently tied up. She decisively flew out with a powerful severed leg, and kicked Li Xiaochen in the vital place.

Li Xiaochen covered his crotch in pain, let out a heart-rending scream, and fell down.

This unexpected change frightened Jiang Mi'er to the point of discoloration.

She didn't expect that Li Xiaochen would not dodge or dodge, and completely relied on the perseverance and courage of a man's steel to take on this earth-shattering, ghost-weeping trick.

"Are you alright? Did it hurt you? Don't scare me. Jiang Mi'er nervously shook Li Xiaochen, who fell on top of her.

Li Xiaochen covered his face for a while, then suddenly raised his head and showed a smile: "Haha, it's okay!

"Is it really okay?" Jiang Mi'er stared at him for a while. His expression was full of concern.

Li Xiaochen laughed and said, "Of course!"

"Then kick it one more!"

"Ahh......h It's really a kick...... It hurts!"

"Hehe, who told you to be hard mouthed just now?"