22. Herringbone signboard

The big black braid is thrown one after another, thrown on the slender waist, thrown on the straight neck, thrown on the pretty face of flying red, and thrown on the tip of whose heart? It is precisely the people who are in good spirits on happy occasions, and the girl Guan Ling is full of joy, and she walks happily in front with her big braids! The body is light, the little girl is dancing beautiful dance steps, and her heart is even more beautiful, and the little girl is happy to sing loudly! Sing, sing, the wind dances with the clouds, and the corners of the braids and clothes are flying; Sing again, sing again! Yang Liu is busy with the sound of cicadas, and there is a little monk behind her!

Wu Chan was also very happy, Wu Chan was holding a handful of colorful jelly beans and eating them as he walked, and he was smiling and jumping behind him! What a wonderful taste this is, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet from his mouth to his throat, and from his throat to his heart! Big sister, you are so good, Wu Zen has finally eaten real sugar! Wu Zen is completely intoxicated with the wonderful taste brought by this candy, and he can't help but praise it sincerely under his gratitude! Little brother, you are good, obediently, my sister will buy it for you after eating. The big sister smiled softly, and the smile was sweeter than sugar.

For example, there are various identities, such as hobbies, hobbies, such as surnames, specialties, such as work and rest time, diet rules, and all kinds of information about Monk Lingxiu, Monk Wuzen has sold everything he knows to Miss Guan Ling because of a handful of candy in his hand. Guan Ling is a smart little girl, and she has a good hand to deal with Wuchan, the innocent little brother, and things are handled smoothly, but it costs three copper plates. Very good, very good, one was unexpectedly ate real candy, the other got complete information at a small price, both of them got something that was particularly precious to themselves, how can you not teach people to smile happily Hello, hello, hello, everyone!

This is called a win-win situation.

However, there are winners, there must be losers, otherwise you win and I win and he wins, everyone has drunk the celebration wine and eaten the victory meal and scattered, and in the end who will pay? The loser will definitely have, but who that person is not yet known, anyway, the two big winners are in Guan Ling's big sister Wuzen little brother laughed and smiled and smiled, laughed and laughed, better and better, and then Guan Ling's big sister threw her pigtails back, and the big monk gave her a big surprise!

Guan Laohan was busy setting up the table, putting a stool on it, taking paper and pens, smiling on his face, shouting masterily in his mouth, courteous and polite. Monk Lingxiu nodded and bowed, an old man was polite and polite, with a respectful and straightforward attitude, and Amitabha Buddha also had a smile on his face. The two of them talked and laughed, the atmosphere was harmonious, and the demeanor was intimate, so good that it was like, just like a family! Guan Ling girl was overjoyed and overjoyed: "Look at this appearance, isn't it that my father happened to open his mind, and he happened to be moved by me, just when he walked away, things already had eyebrows, oh, hey, shame to death!"

Wu Chan ran over, raised his arms and shouted happily, "Master, Master, look at you—"

Things won't be so quick to have eyebrows, and there aren't so many coincidences when I think about it, the little girl is a nymphomaniac, and she is not sick to the point of being an idiot, the above thoughts are just a flash. I wanted to go over but didn't dare to go over, I wanted to see it and lowered my head shyly, secretly saying goodbye and not looking, but I blushed and secretly looked at it! Bang, bang, bang, bang, my heart was beating faster and faster, and there seemed to be a deer running non-stop! Running, running, running so that my cheeks and body were all hot, but I couldn't run out of that little world, just because, there was one there, him!

He was laughing, he was laughing, Guan Ling saw the white teeth and the raised corners of his mouth, he smiled, he smiled, Guan Ling saw the texture of the corners of his eyes and the smooth forehead. Did he see Guan Ling didn't know, Guan Ling didn't dare to look at his eyes, for fear, for fear, for fear that those moonlight-like clear eyes would pass through time and space, shrouding the girl's heart in all kinds of shyness and incomparable panic! What kind of feeling is this, there is sourness, sweetness, gain, loss, indescribable taste, people can no longer find themselves, why, why is this? Thoughtful, thoughtful, eyes and hearts are full of him, this feeling makes people short of breath and panic, but it's really, really, really feeling, it's beautiful.

The first bloom of love is like a flower waiting to be released, which is an indescribable beauty.

There was a small stall, a table, a stool, ink cartridges, pen and paper, and it couldn't be more shabby. In the bustling crowd, in the bustling city, it is like a small grass among the flowers, and the ordinary life there will not attract people's attention. Yes, Miss Guan Ling understands that the person named Lingxiu wants to set up a stall here to do business. Some surprises, some surprises, he doesn't look like a businessman, what kind of business can he do with his two empty hands?

In fact, it doesn't matter what business Monk Lingxiu does, or even whether he does business or not, the little girl's mind will not be there. I said that this was a big surprise, this was a big surprise! Looking at this situation, he would not leave for the time being, and the two of them happened to have a long-term relationship, and this was one of the surprises. Besides, the two families are so close to each other that when the time comes, they can go over to help with one birth and two ripeness, which is called the first month near the water, which is the second surprise. In addition, the big sister has successfully bought the little brother of Wuzen as an inside line, and when the time comes, the inside and the outside should be combined to attack in an all-round way, this spirit will definitely capture that spirit, oops, shame to death!

The little girl has a lot of ideas, so I won't mention it for now. Guan Laohan's thoughts are no less than his own daughter, and he has to talk about it. Who is Guan Haishan? Guan Haishan is a very unusual person, and if it sounds good, it is called brain activation, but if it is ugly, it is an old man who is cunning! As an old man who sells street arts from all over the world, Guan Haishan will not let go of any opportunity to make money, and as a businessman, Guan Laohan has even smelled a great business opportunity from this small stall!

It doesn't matter what business you do, it's how you do it, and more importantly, who does it. At this time, it was an excellent opportunity, Guan Haishan had already seen countless gold and silver piled up there! Where? Guan Laohan smiled proudly in his belly, Guan Laohan would never tell others, Guan Laohan keenly grasped the most important and first opportunity in the business field! Hahahaha, the old man was full of confidence, and his heart was already happy.

You, you, you, and you, do you know who he is? God has eyes, and the old man will count on him for the rest of his life!

He, that's him, it's just a coincidence.

It's about the bad thoughts that the father and daughter have at the same time. Of course, everyone has their own ideas, and they can't say enough for a while, for example, Guan Meng is still very angry, angry that his father didn't drive away the harmful flower monk, but borrowed things and served him like an ancestor! For example, Wuzen is still very strange, and it is strange why this incomparably delicious candy master doesn't even look at it. Lingxiu has no idea, and the stall is there, so let's do business!

Business opens!

If you are doing business, you must hang a signboard, otherwise if you are not familiar with the place where you are not familiar with the place, it will be the first day of business, and how will others know what kind of business you are doing? This is a façade, and it is indispensable. Guan Laohan is not ordinarily positive, he volunteered to take out the silver on the spot and was going to make a king-sized gold-lettered signboard! No need, no need to be so troublesome, Lingxiu Monk has his own way, smiled and dismissed Guan Laohan's kindness, turned around and raised the pen to moisten the ink: "No Zen, come-"

The pen walked away, and a big word appeared on the back of Guangguang's head: "Doctor." The pen turned down, and two neat black letters appeared on the back of Guangguang: "All kinds of diseases, only one article will be accepted." Monk Lingxiu looked left and right, nodded with satisfaction, and said, "No Zen, turn around and stand." "Wu Zen hehe, hey, hey, obediently turned around and stood upright, and from time to time he stuffed a jelly bean into his mouth and chewed it slowly, the front was chirping, and the back was dripping with ink, looking three points funny and seven points ridiculous!

This is fresh and creative! Guan Laohan was amazed, admired and admired, just look at it! This is called a living signboard, and it can still attract attention and attract customers without spending a penny! The master is really extraordinary, and you can see how different his thinking is from this little thing! Of course, the old man intends to stutter, at this time the master will fart and he will also say that the charm is long, fortunately, there are more idlers here, and the herringbone signboard of the Lingxiu monk will be hung out, and after a while, there will be curious people strolling around with big eyes, and they will begin to point and point and comment -

"Yo, what are you doing here?"

"Nonsense! People don't write it anymore, the doctor - the doctor sees the doctor. ”

"You're talking nonsense! I know how to read, but do you say that there is such a doctor? There is also a medicine box in the Jianghu Langzhong, and this pair of monks, uh, no, they are cheating money again!"

"I see, too, hey, it's a pity, that monk is strangely handsome, tsk, like a girl!"

"Haha brother, don't you have a crush on someone's family? I think it's okay, you can buy him to go home as a daughter-in-law, it doesn't matter if you can't give birth to a son, there is a little monk there! This is called buy one get one free, hahaha!"

"Hahaha, haha, you stinky shit! Don't come to entertain Lao Tzu, hum, I see that little monk looks like you, isn't it you who was born with that big monk hahahaha!"

"Okay, I admit that the little monk was born to me and the big monk, and then the little monk gave birth to you, so the little monk is your father, the big monk is your mother, and I ......."

"You're my grandson!"

"I'm your grandfather!"

"I am your eighteenth generation ancestor!"

"You are my eighty-generation grandson!"

"Good boy, you want to die, my mother!"

"Looking for a fight!"

"Die!"

"Boom!"

Generally, two people have a split generation, and there is a chance that they will fight. The farther you fork, the more ferocious the fight becomes. Fortunately, there are mixed fish and dragons in this realm, and there are people who do it once in a while, and everyone is already surprised. He hit him, you see me, dodge the ground and let him toss, and after a while, it all stopped. In a moment, one of them took advantage of a big advantage, scolded and covered one eye and limped away. The other one suffered a small loss, and lay on the ground to rest for a while, before he got up and limped away with his other eye covered by a curse.

Between laughing and scolding, Yue Jun had already driven the Flame Black Chariot silently, quietly staying in the clouds of the western sky, still silently watching the living beings and all things in the world. The scorching heat is a little gone, the heat is still there, but the clouds in the sky are more and more densely gathered. The white clouds are like waves in the sea, the scales are more beautiful, and the wings are like a huge white sailboat, quietly rowing to the endless sky. The warm breeze hits people's faces slightly, blowing away how many things are right and wrong, and they refuse to leave, leaving a few joys and a few sorrows?

The first day of business was very bad.

The bad meaning is that it has not been done, and it is so bad that it can no longer be described in two words.

No way, it's normal, it's basically like this on the first day of opening. Some people are watching, and after watching it, no one applauds or cares. Is there really a way, don't publicize, don't shout, don't call friends and ask people to be childcare, and the business can only be blamed on the monk himself. There is a saying that wine is good and is not afraid of deep alleys, is it really like this? There is also a saying that good wine is also afraid of deep alleys, is it really really like that?

God knows!

Lingxiu seemed to have been mentally prepared, just like that, she kept sitting at the low table and smiling, not in a hurry or in a panic. Guan Laohan can be regarded as benevolent and righteous, first serving tea and pouring water, and then accompanying the chatter, repeatedly and four times to be courteous, and even his own promising business is not done. Guan Meng'er was still angry, counting the money and counting the little sister, and persuading while counting, for fear that his sister would be hated for eternity if she made a mistake! The little sister listened to it, but she didn't listen to half a sentence, Guan Ling was very anxious and anxious, and finally mustered up the courage to rub it over, and said with a red face——

Don't worry, you'll be able to!

Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, the emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry, anyway, it's not a monk in a hurry. Monk Lingxiu glanced at her, nodded, smiled, and that's it. The big monk is not in a hurry, and the small monk is even less anxious. The monk is just a signboard, just stand there upright, as for whether the business is good or not, it is not a matter of no Zen. Wuzen was looking at the only jelly bean in his hand, and repeatedly thought about when he would throw it into his mouth: "Shhhh

Not in a hurry? Not in a hurry? Why not in a hurry! The monk is not in a hurry, the Taoist priest is in a hurry, the little monk is still very hungry, what is the reason why you are a big monk and a big son who have not earned it? You are still laughing there! Laughing at a hairy hair! Brother Wuzen is too honest, if his sworn brother Daoist Fang stays here, hum, he must have sneered first, and then spat on the ground, and finally gave Monk Hua two words with great disdain.

What do you call that?

Who do you blame for this!;