Forty-eight scolding love songs
Since October 18, the Xiliang army has not attacked the city again, no arrows have been shot, and no stones have been thrown, it seems that they are only trying to trap the Longjing army in Liangzhou City to death. A few days have passed, but the wind is still calm, and even the weather has been fine, but it is cold day by day. The border was bitterly cold, morale was low, and hundreds of thousands of horses and horses from Xiliang came on a long journey, and life was not easy. Fortunately, there is food and drink, and there is more fun to see, and the heroic and warlike Black Bone King has already taken the lead in attacking-
Challenged, scolded, for three days in a row, Long Jingjun was afraid to come out.
There are also interpreters in the Xiliang army, and the lion king black bone personally went into battle, only bringing a pair of tiger generals under his command, but hundreds of old, weak, sick and disabled soldiers with very loud voices gathered, led by several interpreters, and shouted and cursed every day in the east of the city. The scolding array has existed since ancient times, and the method of agitating generals is a kind of heads-up, and the Xiliang Army really needs to boost morale and get back some face. Of course, the scolding is very ugly, most of them shrink their heads and turtles, plus they are as timid as mice, in short, they are not masters, they are also rabbits.
The scolding was also in vain, and the effort was in vain, and Long Jingjun ignored it.
It's purely a personal hobby, and this is not acting.
It's better to dry it, and the response of the Longjing soldiers is to hang it, anyway, it is rare to be idle, so simply block the gate with a boulder, sleep and practice, and the city is not guarded. One side violently provoked the law, and the other side sang the empty city plan, and the interesting thing is that there was not a single soldier or a soldier on the head of the city later, and there was only one monk. The monk is archery, arrow after arrow, arrow and arrow at the top, arrow and arrow shooting cart, snatching, snatching, snatching, Wu Zen is really in love with this sport, so there is a kind of pleasure, straight to the heart -
It can solve your worries.
It's not good to hit someone, it's not good to scold someone, it's better to shoot an arrow.
Brother Awu flew to the sky on the big bird again, Brother Fang Yin followed Tuxingsun to the ground again, and Sister Peony went to find her Lei husband to set off the cannon, not playing with Wuzen. I play by myself without Zen, and I have a lot of fun with Zen and live very quickly. Of course, there is still a little bit of loneliness in Wuzen's heart, Wuzen suddenly missed his incompetent disciple, in fact, Wuzen is not stupid, I understand in my heart, Wuzen and they are not all the way, Wuzen and incompetence are a variety.
Scolding is not good, the more you scold, the more angry you are, and after three days of scolding, the morale of the Xiliang army is even lower, only to see that the unlucky monk shot arrow after arrow more and more cheerfully, and everyone on his side is listless and weak, and at the end of the day, he fainted directly from exhaustion. The so-called Xiliang horse is rampant in the world, and I don't want to trip up a stinky and hard stone, just like the dead monk on the head of the city, who can't move and scold, it's really annoying and hateful!
Helpless!
Of course, there are pros and cons to the dream of glory, and this is an extremely rare opportunity!
A good opportunity to make great contributions and make a big splash! There are cannons that are not allowed to be beaten, and the guns are tired of playing, and only one person is really provoked, and the general who is shaking the earth will not be able to sit still for a long time! The two birds are still divided into male and female, and who in the three armies does not distinguish between male and female? This is not like words, it is too unlikely, there are not only turtles, rabbits, and mice in Liangzhou City, but how can the power of the heroines of the world be underestimated! Obviously, they were sent to death, and they took the initiative to find smoke, and they couldn't say that the mood of the peony god general was very bad these days, and they didn't say anything, kill them all!
Will be the courage of the army, how can they be afraid without fighting!
Listen, listen, what is this all about? children's tricks? It doesn't matter the big picture? Do you want to play by yourself? No one is with you?
Haha! Hahaha! Just kidding, ridiculous! The leader of the volunteer army is resourceful, and his men are innumerable, and this battle must be fought! And it must be fought beautifully and win glory! In fact, in the past few days, the Peony God will be unwell, and he has come to that, so he can allow the small scum outside the city to run rampant! And those barbarians are proud, and this is the end of death, and Peony has begun to gather his generals to prepare for the battle: Birdman Awu, Shangqing Fang Taoist, Nanshan Wuzen monk, Confucianism Confucius Old Master, Rouge, and so on.
But Brother Awugo had already flown into the sky, and he didn't greet a single one, so he escaped and was expelled.
But Daoist Fang has already drilled into the hole, and he doesn't dare to show his head, waste one, clear it!
And Rouge has been seduced by the obscene rogue horse, and he can't count on it if he only cares about falling in love.
This makes Peony have a headache and a splitting headache!
If it weren't for the old master, Peony would be very disappointed this time, and this team would not have taken shape.
It's also the old man who talks about juvenile madness, in the old master's own words, that is, one day less to live, how can you do it without having some fun before you die? Awu did not flee from the battle, Awu rode the crane to collect intelligence, and the beast army of Togaluo will come in a few days. Daoist Fang is not a waste, let him go to the ground to dig a hole It was instructed by the old master, and using the Juntian Sword to dig the soil is good for the growth of arm strength and wrist strength. Needless to say, no Zen can run away, as for rouge, it is the husband and the wife -
On the fourth day, at noon, the Long Jingjun in the city could not sit still.
On this day, only one horse and one man came from outside the city.
Leisurely travel, coming from afar.
And ten zhang away from the city, Fang stopped, and one person singled out the city of Liangzhou.
It's not that I've never seen it, I've never seen it so proud! It's not that I've never seen it, I've never seen such a crazy thing! If she wasn't her, if she wasn't a woman, she would have shot a round of arrows in the head, and she would definitely die! But she is her, she is finally here, she is Wu Chuchu, the little county lord of Xiliang Kingdom, she is only here for one person, ignoring the sword mountain and the sea of fire, ignoring the enemy and us, ignoring the eyes of everyone in the world, only for the majestic and loving man on the head of the city, the county horse monk!
A moment of wonder, love to pick monks.
"Monk - brother!" Wu Chuchu looked up affectionately and said frankly: "You listen to me!"
At that time, no one in the city could understand what Wu Chuchu said, and for a while, they all exchanged their heads and speculated, and they all looked at the monk Wuzen with great surprise: "Ah?" Wuzen didn't understand, and Wuzen didn't know that Wuzen had bumped into peach blossom luck, but the straightforward and enthusiastic gaze but the strong love even Wuzen could see: "Brother is a tree! Sister is a vine - let that wind blow yo! Tight and not relaxed-"
That's it, sing it!
Boldly show love and confess directly, this is the little county lord of Wuchuchu who is loved by everyone: "Brother is a tree! Sister is a vine - the leaves fall and the tree dies!
In short, just don't relax, don't let go even if you're dead!
"Brother is a tree! Sister is a vine - the wind and rain come to beat yo! Tight and do not relax - " Love song is singing, ten thousand people are watching, love has been in the bones, even if you don't listen, you understand: "Brother is a tree! Sister is a vine - the tree is dead and the vine is also withered! Tight and not relaxed-" The sound is crisp and pleasant, the aftersound is moving, and then it is not a sentence or two but dozens of sentences, all in all, the spring flowers and autumn moon, the mountains and seas are extinct, the heaven and the earth are extinguished, the winter thunder shocks, the summer rain and snow, the eighty-one difficulties in learning the scriptures in the west are all made, and the end is a sentence, the winding is not relaxed!
Fortunately, the city wall is high enough, and fortunately in misfortune, otherwise the vine of the little county lord of Wuchu has climbed up to the top of the city and entangled the monk Wuzen tightly! What a strong love, what a great love, everyone who heard and witnessed it at that time and those who rushed to hear the news were moved, and they cheered loudly and high-fived each other, thinking that the monk Wuzen was lucky and blessed! In any case, Wu Chuchu is also a beauty, whether from the perspective of the Longjing people or from the perspective of the Xiliang people, beauty has no borders!
Singing, as well as love, also have no borders, no distinction between friend and foe!
Of course, no matter how bold Wu Chuchu is, she is also a shy little girl, and when she finishes singing love songs, she finally blushes with shame.
Just wait, wait for that, the monk brother responded.
It's wonderful, it's very gratifying, and the wonderful thing is that Wuzen suddenly slapped his hands and shouted happily: "Nice, good, one more, one more!"
"One more, one more!"
In Wu Chuchu's view, this is: "Okay! Wonderful! Come and pester me!
Happiness comes too quickly, and it's a blow.
So, Wu Chuchu, couldn't stand it anymore, had a coquettish seizure, and his braided hair flew together: "Ah――――――――――――――――"
A scream, as if crazy, hit the horse and gallop away!
That's it.
It's fixed, it's the opposite.
It's the other way around!
If you want to be small, you have to ask the big one, you can imagine that when the Peony God rushed to hear the news, the thunder was furious! Of course, the incident happened suddenly, and when Peony came, he only saw the thick and short tail in the smoke billowing in the distance, but Peony received the news that the monk Wuzen had a private date with the enemy female general and flirted with him. What's more, the people here are all people who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, so they add oil and vinegar to provoke a lot, plus the peony is in a bad mood, and the peony thing has not gone smoothly -
No Zen will not explain, and no Zen will not explain.
Needless to say, how the monk Huaxin died, there was another even more bizarre thing at that time, which had to be mentioned.
When everyone dispersed, when Fang Yin came, there was no Zen peony to be seen.
But he saw Qingyun standing at the head of the city, motionless.
It's like a thousand years.