51. The Peony Girl
The surname is Niu.
Cow peony is the name of the peony girl.
But the peony girl will never allow others to call her a cow peony, who dares to call her a knife without saying a word, hacked to death!
Cows chew peonies, spoiling the scenery, this is a taboo.
The peony girl doesn't like others to call her the peony girl, and it's good to say that the peony woman is a heroine.
The king of flowers, the phoenix of chivalry, this is the title that the peony girl often talks about and is often proud of.
The peony girl also has regrets, the peony girl often regrets that she threw the wrong baby into the house, the peony girl should be a hero of the world, born as a woman, is the most regrettable thing for the peony girl. It's as if I was born with the surname Niu. Miss Peony often says that I don't want my surname Niu, I want to change my surname, I want to have my surname Mu! But her father, Master Niu of Niufu disagreed, and Master Niu said that it was okay to change it, and after your father and I died.
Miss Peony said that you are going to die sooner or later anyway, and it is the same if you change it early or late.
Master Niu has a daughter like this, and he hasn't killed her so far, which is definitely a miracle.
Of course, Miss Peony is an open-minded and generous person, and she is still very filial in general. All in all, it means, except for the time when you are rude and rude, and when you draw your sword against each other with evil voices and evil spirits. Of course, those are not important, as a female husband and a heroic woman, the peony girl will never take those trivial family trivialities to heart, the peony girl is a person who wants to do big things, build a thousand years of great causes, and create the foundation of the world!
What about being born as a woman!
Miss Peony is a heroine, there is no doubt about that.
The Peony Woman has been practicing martial arts since she was a child, and her martial arts are strong, and the Peony Woman's magic weapon is a short knife.
Its color is fiery red, and it has the feathers of the famous Vermilion Bird, and it is never easy to show people.
The peony girl loves to wear red clothes, and the mount she chooses is also a fiery red tall horse, known as rouge.
Rouge is always shy and childish, which is completely different from the Peony Woman.
The same is a woman, a mare, and she is still in the boudoir, and she has not been married.
The strange thing is that with the peerless beauty of the peony girl, no one wants it, which is really an unbelievable thing. Although the peony girl regards herself as a chivalrous woman, she cherishes her flower and moon appearance like any woman in the world, and she dresses herself up as gorgeous as a big red peony flower. The peony woman is diligent and diligent all day long, and most of them will only do one thing, look in the mirror.
In other words, while looking in the mirror, I occasionally practice a few times of martial arts.
The peony girl also has two titles, one is the tigress, which is called by outsiders, and the other is the silly eldest sister, which is called by the family. Of course, they are all called in private, tigresses will eat people, and stupid big sisters will make mistakes, which everyone knows well. Gossip is not mentioned, no matter what, the peony girl is also a big beauty, even if she is crazy, even if she is stupid, even if she is arrogant and arrogant, it should be the same, someone wants someone to rob, someone is crying and begging to marry her, and she broke the threshold and broke her head!
There is only one explanation, the peony girl does not want to get married.
To be precise, the peony girl didn't find the person she wanted to marry.
I can't look down on any of them, they are all ruffians and nerds who are stinking men, and they are not worthy of it at all! Just as the so-called famous swords are given to heroes, flowers are sent to beauties, and there are some dog's tail grasses to look for them, and it is not worthy to make green leaves for the peony girl. In fact, the conditions for the peony girl to choose Ruyi Langjun are not very high, simply put, what she is looking for is: Wen Ke Yeguo, Wu Ke Anbang, tall, young heroes, riding a white horse, handsome and chic, smiling and arrogant, invincible in the world, romantic but not obscene, chivalrous bones are more soft, born to be a hero and die as a ghost, can enter the palace and will stand above the crowd, must obey the words and obey the loyalty, not the love is stronger than the gold stone, whether you can fight back, scolding and not fighting back, that must be done, when the cow is a horse, hard work, resentment, big ears, scrapers thrown on the face, and not allowed to cry, can only be――
This is a joke, such a man cannot be found in the world.
Even if there is, it can't be found, just like the phoenix dance nine heavens and dragons diving into ten places, they can't be found.
Lonely self-appreciation, there is no match for it, and there is nothing more tragic in the world than this.
Miss Peony is a hard-working woman, and Miss Peony herself understands this deeply. This is called jealousy and red face, all women with outstanding appearance, wisdom and both ability and virtue are generally more bitter. The peony girl's heart is higher than the sky and her life is thinner than paper, which is really tearful, embarrassing, and moving! On every sleepless night, the peony girl will look at the moon with tears in her eyes and ask the sky speechlessly.
The moon is accompanied by stars, who accompanies peonies?
Look at the moon-shaped single look at each other, only envy the mandarin duck and not the immortal. The peony girl also has the distress of the peony girl, and the peony girl will also feel cold when she is lonely and lonely, even if the peony girl is strong and strong in her heart, she can't break a love word. Since ancient times, the red face is so thin, leaving the green mound alone to the dusk, one day the peony girl will be thinner than the yellow flower, the green silk will turn white, the body will wither, helpless The flowers will fall, turning into dust and mud.
How unfair fate is, teaching people to cry without tears, thousands of people can't find him, how can they not teach people's hearts to be broken! But in spite of this, the peony girl will never lower her conditions, never! The peony girl ignores the nagging of her father and mother next to her ears from morning to night every day, the peony girl does not take the gossip of the three aunts and six mothers-in-law and idle people to heart, the peony girl chooses to stick to it, and waits for it firmly and firmly! Never bow to reality! Never compromise! Never accept fate! Never!
Fight to the death!
That's why there will be a competition to recruit relatives, and Master Niu is really out of line.
There are two sides to things, and people are divided into three, six, nine, etc., only because of the different angles of observation. What kind of person Miss Peony is, no one knows better than Master Niu. Mr. Niu is over sixty years old, with three daughters and one son under his knees, and three peony girls. The third lady is the honorific title of the peony girl of the Niu Mansion. Silly San'er is the affectionate name of Master Niu for this beloved daughter. Among these four children, none of them worries Mr. Niu more than the stupid third son, and the old man Niu doesn't think that there will be a more worry-free daughter in the world than his own stupid third son.
Master Niu hurts her the most, because she is stupid.
Mr. Niu's family has money, a house, a land, a car and a horse, and the business is very big.
A beautiful girl, a wealthy family, even if you are stupid, you don't have to worry about getting married, Master Niu once thought so.
Of course, Master Niu's criteria for choosing a son-in-law are also very high, just like Miss Niu marrying a court official, just like Miss Niu marrying a rich child. They are all the right people, and their appearance must match, An Ansheng is harmonious and beautiful, his daughter is filial and his son-in-law is sensible, and his son is also promising, and Master Niu can laugh at Jiuquan even if he dies immediately. If it weren't for the three girls, this stupid three children, Master Niu would never be able to die, and Master Niu would not be at ease.
Silly San'er is disobedient, he has been disobedient since he was a child, and he is completely a tomboy, just now he was still shooting birds with a slingshot under a tree, and he climbed on the roof without paying attention. I have been beaten and beaten, and I have scolded a lot, but I don't listen, I don't listen at all. It doesn't matter, little doll, it's normal to be naughty and mess around, and Master Niu doesn't really take it seriously. Even she thinks she is making her own decisions, and even she doesn't like to study, she only loves to dance with knives, guns and sticks. At that time, Master Niu was still complacent, thinking that this old girl had her own style.
The Niu family has practiced martial arts for generations, and the family has a big business, and everyone in Yizhou City knows it.
Master Niu is an upright person, and he has always used martial arts to meet friends and convince people with virtue, and he is quite prestigious in Yizhou City.
And he speaks softly and politely, never with a dirty word.
- Bastard!
That old girl was nine years old and strangled a big with bright feathers, just because it looked proud.
- Evil obstacles!
At the age of twelve, the old girl strangled the yellow dog who was the housekeeper with a leather whip, just because it barked and did not know how to be polite.
- Animals!
The old girl was fifteen years old and stabbed a man's intestines with a knife, just because he said a cow chewing peonies.
-- The family is unlucky!
At that time, the peony woman was already galloping wildly, holding a red bird knife to fight all over the ten-mile long street, so that the lonely old and weak people were congested all day long, and the cow house wailed and cried for compensation, so that the people in the city talked about its color change and gave it the name of the first tigress in Yizhou.
- Fathers and fathers, take her away!
It was the year that the peony girl was twenty years old, and she became famous early because of her early debut, and she was not too high to be low, so that she could not marry alone. In the eyes of the peony girl, all men in the world are dung, and the sweetheart she is waiting for can only fly down in the sky on a white horse with colorful clouds, and have a beautiful posture and fluttering clothes.
Not much to say, now there is only one condition for Master Niu to choose a son-in-law: male.
- If you win, it's yours!
Recruit relatives in martial arts.