Chapter 30: The Monkey's Anomaly

"Youkai. Monster, the monster on Yellow Wind Mountain is here. A terrified voice shattered the silence of the mountain.

Looking at the monkey's face, which turned from red to black, the monk and Marshal Tianpeng were secretly snickering on the side. This monkey always says that he is suave and suave, and the jade tree is in the wind.

I'm afraid it's only the female monkey in his Huaguo Mountain who thinks so. As everyone knows, this is simply the mantra of Qi Sheng's previous life.

"The next time you meet someone, you will open the door yourself. ”

The monkey glanced at the monk and said lightly, although the monkey didn't really care in his heart. But anyone who is so alive will not feel comfortable being treated as a monster.

The monk forced a smile and taught the horse to Marshal Tianpeng's hand. stepped forward and knocked on the door and shouted loudly, "Old man, don't be afraid. I am a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the eastern region, and I went to the western heaven to learn scriptures. The one just now was not a strange thing, but my eldest apprentice. ”

After a moment of silence, the closed wooden door opened a little crack. A wrinkled face is revealed. The old man trembled and said, "Are you really a monk?"

The monk didn't speak, just pointed to his bare head.

The old man's heart was half lowered, and he continued: "Are they really your apprentices?"

"If we're a youkai, do you think you'll be able to stand here and talk to us right now? ”

The monkey rolled his eyes and stepped forward.

Hell, every world looks at faces. Why did the monk go up and say that others would believe it. In the end, it is still a little white face that has a future.

As soon as the monkey spoke, the old man took a step back in fright. He frowned and thought about it, and felt that what the monkey said was reasonable. The door was simply opened.

"Old man, please get some clean water. Quench the horse's thirst too. "The old man had just opened the door, and Marshal Tianpeng immediately stepped forward.

"Demons, demons, monsters. ”

His eyes fell on Marshal Tianpeng's body, and the old man only felt dizzy for a while, his eyes were black, and he almost fell directly to the ground.

"Uh......" Marshal Tianpeng almost directly highlighted a mouthful of old blood, thinking that even if he was above the heavenly court, he was under one person and above ten thousand. He is in charge of the existence of 80,000 sailors. When has there ever been such treatment. Although he didn't scold him or beat him, he only felt worse than killing him.

"Ha, haha, haha...... Ouch, I'm laughing to death. ”

Seeing this scene, the monkey was stunned, and then immediately blinked his eyes and laughed.

"Don't be afraid, old man. This is my second apprentice. ”

Looking at the coaxing monkey and the depressed Marshal Tianpeng, the monk had to speak again.

"Your apprentice again?"

"Hmm. ”

Under the strange gaze of the old man, the monk nodded stubbornly.

"I really didn't expect it!" the old man sighed slowly.

"What didn't you expect?" asked the monk, puzzled.

"It's nothing, maybe it's because my old man has lived in this deep mountain for a long time. The old man shook his head and said, "Could it be that people don't want to be monks now, each one is uglier than the other." But that's right, who wants to be a monk if you can marry a mother-in-law. ”

Monk: "......"

Monkey: "......"

Marshal Tianpeng: "......"

The three of them were all black, and they almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood, and instantly felt that they couldn't talk about it that day. He simply stopped talking.

After preparing a little food for the three of them, the old man spoke again: "By the way, I heard you say that you are going to the west?"

"That's right, we came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to the West to learn scriptures. The monk thought that the old man was not very clear, so he explained again.

Hearing the monk's affirmation, the old man was shocked and hurriedly said, "Wherever you come from, you will go." I can't go to the west, I can't go. ”

"Why can't you go?"

The monk asked puzzled.

"There are youkai. The monkey raised his eyelids and said lightly.

"How do you know there's a monster?" the old man's eyes fell on the monkey's body, very sharp. It's hard to imagine such an aggressive look in the eyes of an old man.

"I am a god in the sky who went down to earth to protect my master and go to the west to learn scriptures. The demonic aura in this vicinity is obviously much stronger than in other places. There must be a large number of monsters gathered here to form a demonic aura of this scale. The monkey said with a sneer, of course he couldn't tell them that I had crossed over, knowing that this was Huangfeng Mountain, and there was a rat demon called the Yellow Wind Monster that ran out of the Buddha's house in the mountain.

"Wukong, are there really youkai here?" said the monk with a frown. The name of the monkey changed to Goku again, because he knew that his trouble was coming.

Before the monkey could speak, the old man's voice rang out.

"This little master is right, there are indeed monsters on Huangfeng Mountain in front. My son was caught and eaten by this old monster. I'm still not good because I'm old. to escape with his life. I thought that the monster would continue to live here anyway if it didn't eat itself, and I was too lazy to move. ”

I don't know if it's because I think of my son, or because of my own desolation. As he spoke, the old man's tears came out.

Hearing this, the corners of the monkey's mouth curled up slightly, and his eyes moved. Pretending to be angry, he shouted loudly, "What are you talking about, this monster really ate your son?"

"It's true, if I don't believe you, you can go south and ask the village not far from here, where I don't know how many times a year it is plagued by that monster. ”

"Good dog guts. The monkey slapped the table and said loudly. He didn't want to know that the monk who had a monster here had taken him around it. No, someone brought a pillow just when I wanted to sleep.

"Master, I'm going to kill that monster. ”

The monk looked at the monkey expressionlessly, but did not speak. In such a short period of time, he really couldn't think of what medicine was being sold in this monkey's gourd. Although the monkey was not lazy along the way, he was not diligent either.

The monkey knew that he would not say why, and with the meticulous character of this monk, he was afraid that he would not be relieved, and explained: "Since this monster eats people, it must be very sensitive to blood. This Huangfeng Mountain is eight hundred miles away, and if you go around, it won't be a matter of a day or two. Rather than when this monster comes to me for our troubles. Let's go and get rid of him first. save you from suffering with them. ”

"I'm going to suffer?" the monk asked lightly when his eyes fell on the monkey.

Looking at the monk's thoughtful expression, the monkey felt the need to throw one last killer move.

"This monster must have a lot of subordinates, and I and the old pig will definitely not be able to hurt them. But if all the youkai go out together, we may not be able to say that we take care of you, master, don't you think? ”

Threat......

Naked threat of stabbing ......

The monk's eyelids twitched imperceptibly, and he resisted the urge to beat the monkey violently. Pi smiled and said, "Did you miss the spell?" ”

"Uh......"

The monkey was slightly stunned, and immediately reacted to what the monk said should be a tight mantra.

The monkey, who didn't want the monk to know that the mantra was useless, hurriedly pretended to be frightened, and said with a flattering smile: "What are you doing chanting the mantra, I didn't kill indiscriminately." Isn't it just a man-eating monster? Anyway, it's not my monkey grandson. It doesn't matter to me. ”

Seeing that there was no change in the expression on the monk's face, the monkey spread his hands and said, "However, what I want to remind you, monk, is." Eighty-one books are to be taken. That is to say, we have to go through ninety-nine, eighty-odd difficulties to get all the scriptures. Otherwise. For every lack of difficulty, there is one less scripture. If you want to get around. I don't care. ”

The monk was stunned for a moment, but narrowed his eyes. But he didn't talk about it.

Marshal Tianpeng, who saw the monkey and the monk at odds for the first time, was silent, and he didn't want to jump into the water by himself. Carelessly, the benefits are not obtained. Maybe you'll have to make a fuss.

"Holy monk, are you saying that you want to subdue that monster?"

The old man, who was stunned by the conversation between the monk and the monkey, finally reacted at this time and couldn't wait to ask.

"Hmm. Seeing that the monkey was not going to answer, the monk had to stand up. After all, I just ate someone else's food, even if I turn my face and don't recognize people, I can't be so fast.

Hearing the monk's nod, the old man's eyes lit up suddenly, and he immediately thought of something and sighed and said, "That monster has great ability." I think it's better to forget it. lest the youkai lose his life if he does not surrender. ”

"This great sage and the old pig are both immortals in the sky, and it is not a problem to subdue demons and subdue demons. The monkey said with a disdainful expression.

Immortals......

The old man blinked his eyes and knelt directly beside the monk with a bang.

"Old man, what are you doing here? Hurry up, hurry up. ”

Looking at the kneeling old man, the monk kept pulling the old man in his hand, but his eyes fell on the monkey. He didn't expect this monkey to get along like this. I'm afraid all this was calculated by this monkey from the beginning.

"Holy monk, I beg you, please let your disciples go and subdue that monster. When I went underground, I also had the face to go to find me, and I was eaten by a monster in my early years. ”

The old man burst into tears, he had lived half his life so that he couldn't see the little bit of the cat between the monk and the monkey. Although he didn't understand why the monkey wanted to subdue the monster, it didn't matter, he knew that as long as he got the monk, the monkey would deal with the monster.

As long as the youkai is solved, nothing else matters to him.

The monk sighed secretly, but he was not annoyed. It's a blessing or a curse, and it's a disaster that can't be avoided. He said gently to the monkey: "For the sake of the old man's fast, monkey, old pig." Go and subdue that monster. ”

Being able to exchange for two immortal-level thugs, this meal is precious, and the monkey and Marshal Tianpeng glanced at each other. When he went out, he drove away.

PS: Today I went to the street to eat, and then I didn't give money. By the time I got home, my nose was blue and my face was swollen. Reading books without voting is equivalent to eating without giving money. Just thinking about the picture of all of you with blue noses and swollen faces, the monkey is in a much better mood because of the dismal data.