Chapter Forty-Eight: I Want to Pee
"Yu Chengfeng" I finally found the car of King Kong Cannon in the parking lot downstairs with my suitcase, and I was just about to open the door when someone called me behind me.
"Why are you?" I turned around and saw that it was Wang Yanpei, still carrying a large bag of things in her hand.
"I just rushed over when I heard the news that you were hospitalized, but I didn't expect you to be discharged so quickly. Wang Yanpei said and walked over.
"Thank you for your concern, I can't die yet. I turned around and opened the door and sat in.
"My dad wants to meet you" Wang Yanpei knew that I had a lot of prejudices against her, so she moved his father out.
"Do you think I can see people like this?" I asked, pointing to my still swollen face. It was Wang Lao who got me out of the detention center, and I have to give him some face.
"I didn't expect things to turn out like this"
Wang Yanpei whispered her defense.
"I'm glad you didn't think about it, if you did, I guess I'd still be squatting in there right now. "I lit a cigarette and started the car.
"What are you doing here?" As soon as she was about to leave, Wang Yanpei opened the back door and got into the car, and I saw that the things she was holding in her hand were all fruit supplements and the like.
"I want to talk to you. Wang Yanpei closed the car door.
"If you want to talk about your boyfriend, get out of the car as soon as possible, I can't do anything," I said.
"It has nothing to do with him, it's our business. Wang Yanpei looked directly at me with her eyes.
"What's the matter with the two of us?" I sneered.
"You know that. The car was parked outside and was baked by the sun, and beads of sweat were already oozing from the tip of Wang Yanpei's nose.
"I don't know!" I replied angrily, if it weren't for the fact that the Wind Rider had said that he still had a half-day relationship with her, I would almost want to drive her down now.
"Can you find a place to sit?" Wang Yanpei requested.
"I don't have time, I want to go home!" In the short few days of vacation, I was beaten several times, and the homesickness became stronger and stronger.
"Isn't it okay if I beg you?" Wang Yanpei lowered her head and muttered.
It is probably the first time that Wang Yanpei, such a daughter, begged for someone in such a low voice, and her face was flushed. Forget it, let's see what she has to say first.
I turned around, turned on the air conditioner, and drove away from the hospital.
"Yu Chengfeng, is what you said last night true?" Wang Yanpei led me into a teahouse and chose a secluded corner.
I took a sip from my teacup and nodded.
"Who the hell are you?" Wang Yanpei looked me up and down.
Who do you look like me, why are you looking at me like that?" I replied angrily.
"How do you know so much? And did you do the haunting of the police station in the second half of last night?"
"I don't know that I'm so old in vain, is the police station haunted?"
"How old are you, how can you talk old-fashioned"
Wang Yanpei even had the heart to laugh.
We're the same age, and if memory serves, you're four days older than me. I finally drank the difference between a hundred and twenty-one pots of tea and five dollars a pound, picked up the teapot and poured another cup.
"Did my dad tell you? Tell me how old you are. Wang Yanpei glared at me.
I shook my head and didn't speak, pulling my soldier ID from my jacket pocket and throwing it on the table in front of her.
"You, you, who did you learn these skills from?" she picked it up and looked at it, and asked me with a shocked face, looking at her expression, I guessed that I was not wrong.
"Because you died four days before I did. I lit my cigarette and took a puff.
"Don't scare me" Fortunately, it was daytime, otherwise my words would probably scare her.
"Do you think I'm scaring you?" "There are some things that have to be said sooner or later, so I'll tell her today.
Who was I in my last life? What did you say about the imperial concubine last night?"
"You were the imperial concubine of the Liang Kingdom in your last life. β
Then who is the real person who Tang Ping is talking about?"
"In today's words, it is your fiancΓ© in your last life, and then you were snatched away by the emperor, so he entered the Ziyang Temple and became a Taoist, and the Ziyang Temple is a branch of the sect......"
I know about the sect, I've seen the ancient book of the Romance of the Gods, but it seems that none of the people in it are good people. Wang Yanpei interrupted me to pick up the stubble.
"The records in the book are not comprehensive, and it cannot be said that those who intercept the sect are all bad people, but the disciples of the sect attach more importance to the practice of Taoism and do not abide by the rules of the world. "I'm more than a picture to explain.
"What happened later?" Wang Yanpei's professional habits are not easy to change, and her speech is always in an interview tone.
"Until the end, the Wind Rider and the Imperial Concubine couldn't be together, and the Wind Rider set up a formation, so that their souls would not disperse after death, waiting for the right opportunity to wake up and continue the front edge. "The middle paragraph directly let me omit.
"Why did it take so many years for them to find us?"
Wang Yanpei's questions are very purposeful.
"Everyone's breath is different, and it is not easier to find someone with exactly the same proportion of five elements qi than to find someone with exactly the same fingerprint, not to mention finding two at the same time. β
"Why don't they just reincarnate, isn't that so unpleasant?" Wang Yanpei asked again.
"Do you think the legend of Meng Po is also false?" I snuffed out my cigarette butt.
"I've forgotten everything, what's the point of seeing each other again. β
"Why do you know everything and I don't?" Wang Yanpei asked.
"Because it's the Wind Rider who knows the Dao!, not you," I replied with a sneer.
"It's not fair!" said the guy.
"Where is so much fairness, am I fair?" I stood up, pointing to my still red and swollen face.
"Don't be angry, sit down first."
Wang Yanpei grabbed my hand.
"Let go. β
"Not loose"
"Let go"
"You can't leave until you're done"
"Who said I was leaving, I was going to pee......"
The toilet in the high-end place is also high-end, and there is a hair dryer to help you dry your hands after washing your hands, I fiddled with it curiously for a while before I came out, and saw Wang Yanpei standing outside the toilet waiting for me.
"What are you doing standing here?" I asked.
"I'm afraid you'll run away. I couldn't stop laughing and crying at the answer.
"Chengfeng, what you say this person is telling is it true or false, if he is exposed to something?" Wang Yanpei grabbed my hand and pulled me back to my seat.
"Oh, eldest sister, you should add your surname, I sound awkward. "I don't want to have anything to do with her, I'll have to go back when I'm done.
"You haven't answered my question yet. Wang Yanpei pouted.
"Under normal circumstances, people who are on the body should not be able to lie, this is different from after drinking, you can still lie after drinking too much, it seems that there is no need to lie when you are on the body, why are you asking this?" I don't understand why she asked such a professional question.
"Tang Ping said some bad things after being put on the body, I want to know if it's true. Wang Yanpei's face is not very good-looking.
"What did he say?" I was curious.
After asking for a long time, Wang Yanpei didn't say what Tang Ping said, but looking at the more and more ugly face, I guessed that he might have said something about Brother Gongzi's affairs, otherwise Wang Yanpei would not have gritted her teeth so much.
"Miss, can you let me go if there's nothing to do?" I looked at my watch at three o'clock.
"There's something, there's one more thing you must do me a favor!" Wang Yanpei looked at me cautiously.
"I can't help Tang Ping's affairs. "I just blocked the back road for her.
"What can I do about this, he lay motionless after you left yesterday, and now everyone blames me, and they all say that I brought that ghost here, and his mother cried at my house all morning this morning, and I didn't dare to go home after crying. If you don't help me, what can I do?"
Wang Yanpei stomped her feet with a crying voice.
"That's not a ghost. "How did I forget this stubble, although it is Tang Ping's body that is on the water of Sanyin, everyone will definitely blame Wang Yanpei. In addition, although I don't help Tang Ping in anger, the three yin and the water are originally negative, and the yin soul that has no body has been entrenched in the human body with the yang soul for a long time, which is not good for both. I can ignore Tang Ping's life or death, but I can't ignore the three yin and water.
"Yu Chengfeng, you can help me, I now know that he is messing with women outside without me, I definitely won't associate with this kind of person, but his mother is always making such trouble, what should I do?"
Wang Yanpei actually cried loudly, and the other guests in the teahouse looked sideways.
"Don't cry, can't I help you?" I rubbed my hands and didn't know how to persuade her.
"Really, it's a deal!" "Tears say no, no, you TMD are journalists or actors!
"Don't be too happy, I can't handle his stuff alone. "I didn't lie to her, the soul of the three yin and the water is attached to Tang Ping's yang soul, and I am afraid that Tang Ping's yang soul will be pulled out together if I rashly cast a spell.
"What should I do?"
Wang Yanpei wanted to cry again.
"Don't pretend, I won't regret what I promised, will you drive?"
"I've had a driving license since I was eighteen years old, what's wrong?" Wang Yanpei has been driving longer than me.
"Go back to my hometown and pull Niu Jingang back, I really can't do this myself, I have to help him. I can't see clearly now, and I'm so sleepy, you can help me open it."
"No problem, go, go now. "This Wang Yanpei is an anxious person.
"Where is your hometown?" Wang Yanpei turned around and asked me when I got on the highway.
I drank the milk and said the exact location, but I still couldn't open my mouth, I couldn't eat and could only drink liquids.
I was confused after a short time in the car, and when I woke up, I only felt the sound of the engine, and I was startled when I saw the dashboard, with a speed of 220 per hour and a speed of 6000.
"Give you wings, you're a plane now, pull over, I'm going to pee" drank a stomach full of water and wanted to go to the toilet.
Wang Yanpei parked the car on the side of the road, and when I got out of the car, I remembered that it was on the highway, so I could only solve it on the spot, unbuckle my belt, and turned my head to find that the guy in the car was looking at me with a smile.
tmd look, anyway, I'm standing up to pee, and you haven't drunk less tea in the afternoon, so I'll see what you do later?