Chapter 54: Toilet Adventure
Lian Yundong knew that this aunt and grandmother would have to take revenge when she came out, and just now she thought in her heart, why didn't it break out, could it be that this aunt and grandmother like to go against the grain?
Lian Yundong grinned in pain, and hurriedly explained and begged for mercy.
"Oh yes, it hurts, it hurts, I'm just joking, I know your strength, you are so powerful, how could those people touch you, otherwise, I won't let those people go." ”
"I don't care so much about you, I'll have to give me an explanation now. "Even when she is arrogant, Liuli still can't shake off her charming figure, which can always give people a bewitching feeling.
"Inside, you said that you have such a large amount of glass, a big heart, and a good person, you won't care about me?"
Liuli was not fooled, of course she knew that Lian Yundong was deliberately slapping the fox's ass, baaa, baa
"Come less, I won't fall for you, you don't pat me on the horse, you don't talk much!"
Lian Yundong saw that Liuli was not angry, and increased the intensity of his explanation.
"I really don't mean to lend you out, you are so ruthless, you can easily waste other people's two legs, if anyone spreads you, how can it be called comfortable, that is called sadness, so you don't have to worry about yourself at all. ”
Lian Yundong tried hard to beg Liuli, but how did he feel that the more he said it, the more wrong it became, and the more he said it, the more it became tasteless?
"Okay, you're turning the corner and scolding me, see if I don't clean you up?"
As he spoke, Liuli kicked Lian Yundong's ass with one leg.
Lian Yundong was depressed in his heart, it seems that this girl can't give up and spare herself.
Of course, even Yundong didn't know that what women were most afraid of and hated was being exchanged for bargaining chips by others, no matter what the situation.
In a woman's heart, men should be the first to step forward to protect women, and only in this way can it be enough to show that men care about women.
Of course, maybe even Yundong thinks it's nothing, but women and men don't have the same hearts, so they think differently.
Men are very important to be aware of this, and it is important to be considerate of your lover's feelings rather than wasting a few more seconds of your time and saying a few more words.
Lian Yundong hurriedly dodged this kick, turned to face Liuli, and his face pretended to be horizontal.
"What's the matter, it seems that you want to fight me?" Lian Yundong took advantage of the situation to rub his fists.
Liuli is still angry, and naturally it is not far behind.
"Fight, fight, am I afraid that you won't succeed, hmph, I don't see a small period of Qi training. As she spoke, Ruri wanted to do it.
Of course, Lian Yundong couldn't really fight him, so at this time, he was in a hurry, pointed behind Liuli, and said.
"Liu Wei, you still dare to come, can't you find death?"
Following Lian Yundong's fingers, Liuli turned his head, but found that there was no figure behind him, and suddenly realized that he had been fooled.
When I turned around, even Yundong disappeared, and I was even more angry in my heart.
However, there is still the smell of Lian Yundong in the air, hmph, wait to catch up with him, find him, and then kill, peel the skin, stew meat, and feed the dogs.
Liuli couldn't wait to cut Lian Yundong with a thousand knives.
Lian Yundong took advantage of the moment when Liuli turned his head, and hurriedly ran into a corner of an alley, there is a turn between this and the street outside, so the street outside is a place where you can't see the turn, and it should be safe to hide here.
But after a while, Lian Yundong proved that he was wrong, and Liuli slowly walked into the alley.
Lian Yundong wanted to run, but when he turned around, he found that it was a dead end after the turn, damn, he was forcing himself to a dead end.
What Lian Yundong didn't expect was that Liuli didn't get angry this time, but had tears in her eyes, as if she was about to cry.
"Why did you leave me?" asked Liuli with tears in her eyes.
Even Yundong was most afraid of women's set, and he didn't know how to answer for a while, but now he felt that he was indeed a little too much, and hurriedly comforted.
"Liuli, I was wrong, I promise there will be no next time, I promise I won't leave you in the future. ”
"Really?" asked Ruri, still unconvinced.
"Mmmm, really!" Lian Yundong looked at Liuli's eyes and said seriously.
Liuli's eyes rolled, and then he said. "Then today's matter, are you going to accept my punishment?"
"Okay, okay, I'll listen to you. Lian Yundong paused for a moment, his face full of black lines.
I saw Liuli jump onto Lian Yundong's back, hugged Lian Yundong's neck fiercely, and shouted coquettishly, instead of crying, he was a little excited.
"Carry me like this, let's go, it's my punishment for you. ”
Lian Yundong is sad and depressed at this time, it seems that women's emotions are really changeable, one will be one, one will be two, women are really not suitable for jokes.
Su Yan is the same, and so is Liuli.
In Lian Yundong, once a woman cries, it will definitely make people feel painful, if a woman is rude, it will make a man worse than dead, but different girls, different pity, different rudeness, different taste.
Alas, the sad self, the sad man.
Lian Yundong didn't go home directly, but walked half the way with Liuli on his back, looked at the watch in his hand, and couldn't help scolding.
"It's already half past four in the afternoon?"
Because of the car accident, I continued to find someone to take revenge, and I fought with Liuli, and the whole day passed like this, alas, time flies so fast.
walked into a hot pot restaurant with Liuli on his back, and immediately attracted the jealousy of a group of men around him.
"Okay, it's time to come down for dinner, right?" Lian Yundong said helplessly.
"Hmph, no sincerity, I won't come down!" Liuli snorted coldly, twisted her head, and hugged her hand tighter.
Even Yundong wanted to cry, adjusted his mentality, and immediately said to Liuli with a smile.
"Miss Liuli, it's time to eat now, can you please sit on a chair and eat first?"
"Hmph, it's pretty much the same, I'll give you face!" Liuli jumped off Lian Yundong's back and sat on the chair on the side.
"You wait here, I'll go to the toilet. After Lian Yundong finished ordering, he said to Liuli again.
Walking into the toilet, Lian Yundong heard a joke, and he didn't enjoy himself to death at the next point.
There are three toilets in this hot pot restaurant, and each location has a private room.
When Lian Yundong was booing, he heard such a conversation with the buddies inside.
"Knock knock!" a man knocked on the wooden plank next door.
"Dude, my paper accidentally fell into the toilet, do you have any paper?
"I'm rubbing, why are we so close to each other? Mine accidentally fell into the pool. ”
"What then?"
"What should I do? I want to ask you?"
After a long time, the man spoke.
"Brother, I have a ten-dollar one, can you exchange it for my ten-dollar one. ”
Hearing this, Lian Yundong couldn't help laughing and hurriedly ran out.
"What's wrong, you're smiling so happily?" Liuli couldn't help but ask when she saw Lian Yundong smiling happily.
And even Yundong told Liuli what was going on in the toilet, and suddenly both of them covered their stomachs and laughed.
This book was first published from 17k, the first time to see the genuine content!
#includevirtual="/fragment/6/3236.html".qrcode{width:590px; margin:0auto; background:#fff; border:1pxsolidc; padding:15px20px; overflow:hidden;}. qrcodeimg{float:left;}. qrcodeul{margin-left:120px; font:14px/1.5"microsoftyahei"; padding-left:15px;}. qrcodeli{list-style:square; margin-bottom:5px;}
Scan the QR code to pay attention to the 17k official WeChat, and the latest chapters can also be seen on WeChat!Click on the + sign in the upper right corner of WeChat, select Add Friends, and search for the official account "wap_17k" to follow us. Reply to "Grand Prize + Your QQ Number" to participate in the event. 10 iPhone6, 10,000 QQ members are waiting for you!