Lin Xiao stared blankly at the chaotic scene in front of him, his mouth opened wide, and his eyes bulged out like frog eyes. He was about to say something or do something, when suddenly his legs tightened, and the little girl who had been teasing him for a long time had already pounced on his legs, and hugged Lin Xiao's thighs tightly with both hands. Her friend was knocked over by Lin Xiao's 'friend' and crawled all over the ground moaning, Xiao Bei's heart felt unspeakably uncomfortable. She didn't know why she was hugging Lin Xiao, but she just hugged him and cried loudly.

The bald fat man grabbed Lin Xiao's hand and shouted hurriedly: "Brother, the wind is tight,! Grandma's, the police uncle is coming~ This place is a sensitive place, I don't know how many police uncles walk around here every day! Alas, girl, what are you doing with your arms around our brother?" The bald fat man did not hesitate to take pity on the jade, slapped Xiao Bei's head, and shouted: "Let go~ He is not a big beauty, what are you doing with his thigh?"

Xiao Bei closed her eyes, screamed 'wah-wow-wow' in her mouth, and hugged Lin Xiao's thighs tightly with both hands. Lin Xiao also roughly knew that the 'police uncle' was the colleague of the government officials, and he was not interested in going to the official mansion on Earth to fight a lawsuit. He was a little anxious to move his legs and wanted to escape with the bald fat man, but Xiao Bei's arms were around him, Lin Xiao was afraid that he would hurt Xiao Bei's arm too hard, so he could only look at the bald head helplessly, and said urgently: "What should I do? What should I do? This, what should I do?"

Xiao Bei suddenly raised her head, opened her small mouth, revealing a mouthful of sharp little silver teeth, and bit Lin Xiao's thigh viciously.

Lin Xiao's thigh muscles are as tough as a steel wire, Xiao Bei bit down, Lin Xiao's leg muscles instinctively flicked and shook, and at the sound of 'pop bang', Xiao Bei's teeth were shaken loose, blood flowed down the gums, and a wisp of blood seeped out from the corner of her mouth, but the corners of her mouth were cracked. Xiao Bei only felt a pain in her teeth, her jaw was also shocked and dislocated, she looked at Lin Xiao aggrieved and annoyed, tears 'gurgling' straight down, and her mouth kept making 'ah, ah' sounds.

"Ouch, my brother, pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, it also depends on the place, this police uncle is coming, I am pure and pure with a pig's head, but I never go to that kind of place to hang around. Seeing that Xiao Bei's arms were still holding Lin Xiao's thighs, the bald fat man looked up to the sky and sighed: "Today, Lao Tzu wants to destroy flowers with his hot hands!" He grabbed the suspender of Xiao Bei's sundress with one hand and shouted loudly: "Niu'er, your skirt is leaking!"

Xiao Bei let out a scream, instinctively withdrew her hands and hugged her skirt, the bald fat man let go of his hand, grabbed Lin Xiao's arm, and fled out of the bar with him in embarrassment, but happened to pass by several men who were dressed in mutated clothes. The bald fat man looked at his nose and nose, and his nose looked at his heart, and he pulled Lin Xiao all the way to run past those men without squinting, and ran out for more than ten meters, and then muttered in a low voice: "Ouch, fortunately, I have a kind face, do you see it? Uncle police didn't even look at me, I walked out with you! Tsk, I'm kind!"

Lin Xiao glanced back, and just saw that the fat guy with a ponytail and a ponytail on his head was extremely heroic and greeted the plainclothes policemen. While tugging and pulling with the plainclothes guys, the guy shouted, "Brothers, I've got experience, I'll deal with them!"

Lin Xiao looked at the bald fat man in surprise and asked, "What experience does he have?"

The bald fat man sneered without looking back: "He has the experience of being caught by the police uncle to drink tea!Hmm, brother, how can you be so embarrassed by a little girl? You are a man, you are a big man~ How can you be so embarrassed by a woman?"

Lin Xiao opened his mouth and didn't say anything.

The bald fat man looked back at Lin Xiao, shook his head and sighed: "I really drank too much yesterday, I will actually take a big man back to my pig's nest." Well, why don't we find a place where we can talk well? Look at your good looks, if you go to be a duck, you will definitely become popular all over the world, but if you can't do it, you can still be a movie star! How did you get to such a point? Running naked on the street [***]?"

Lin Xiao was silent, he looked at the fat man, and said lightly: "My origin has actually been told to you." ”

The answer to Lin Xiao was the boss's middle finger, and the bald fat man sneered at Lin Xiao with crooked eyes: "Fuck~ Are you really stupid? I will believe that you are a fairy? Brother~ I call you big brother~ You are sober and sober! I see that you are mentally fine, why do you keep thinking about those things that fly away from the sky? Even if the pig's head is relying on this thing to eat, but it is also~ not poisoned like you?"

Lin Xiao was made into a nameless fire by the bald fat man's strange gaze and contemptuous tone. The evil fire of smashing people with wine bottles in the bar just now came out of my heart again. Lin Xiao sneered, and was about to find something to vent his anger, when a bare and fat man suddenly ran behind him, and behind them, five or six policemen in civilian clothes were chasing.

Lin Xiao snorted coldly, he looked at a waist-thick plane tree on the side of the road, and suddenly flew up and swept towards the tree fiercely.

With a muffled sound, a foot-long section of the trunk was swept away into countless sawdust, and the long trunk fell with the canopy, blocking the plainclothes chasing behind.

A wave of flesh rolled on the bald fat man's body, Lin Xiao looked at him lightly, and said coldly: "I am, a cultivator!"

The bald man's mouth opened wide, he took a long breath, and then exhaled it heavily.

"It's just a little bit of hard work, you say that you are a cultivator, you are a cultivator?" The bald fat man rolled his eyelids and said in a strange voice: "I still don't believe it, there are some demons and monsters in this world! You said you are a cultivator, get me a few spells to see?"

Spell?

Lin Xiao, who had Jindan destroyed and had no true yuan, was silent for a while.

The bald fat man became proud, he smiled and said hello to a few drinking friends, and the group left the land of right and wrong quickly.

Lin Xiao followed behind the bald fat man and his party in a daze and helplessly, and he muttered in a low voice: "I, indeed, am a cultivator~~~"

Nobody paid any attention to him.

A few strange guys muttered together to discuss something, and after a while, the group finally got happy: "Cheng, don't drink, let's sing instead!"

The bald fat man looked at Lin Xiao with strange eyes, and laughed in a low voice: "Cultivation, cultivate your big watermelon! In life, it is best to have fun in time." You are so handsome and handsome, why do you want to be so lifeless?Alas, while digging your bottom of the sea, while transforming your personality~~~ Meeting is fate, fate~~~ I am also 'ruining' people tirelessly, isn't it?"

Lin Xiao suddenly shivered slightly, and a bad premonition popped up in his heart.

'Dangchang', Lin Xiao walked through the bald fat man's living room and accidentally kicked on an empty rice wine jar. The jar rolled on the ground with a few dull noises. The few people lying on the bed and sofa did not react at all, only the middle-aged man called the knife suddenly straightened up his upper body from the ground, and his gray-white empty eyes glanced at Lin Xiao, and then slowly lay down his body.

Lin Xiao glanced at the knife in surprise, this man's vigilance reminded Lin Xiao of the wolves in the mountains and forests outside the Rejuvenation Valley. His gaze was colder and more hollow than that of a lone wolf who had been expelled from the pack. "A very interesting person!" Lin Xiao said to the knife. The aura on his body was similar to that of those murderous demon cultivators in the cultivation world, but he did not have that disturbing evil aura on his body, which was impossible in the cultivation world.

Even the bald fat man who called himself a pig's head, Lin Xiao also had a great curiosity about him. He occasionally goes crazy, gulps of wine, eats large pieces of meat, and curses the heavens and the earth from time to time, and is really a layman who messes around in the red dust - Lin Xiao has understood that on earth, not only monks shave their heads. But the few words that this pig's head occasionally uttered were like an old monk who had lived in seclusion in the mountains for a long time, and some of the subtleties that Lin Xiao had to spend the spirit of the boss to barely comprehend.

For example, after returning from a drunken trip to a place called a nightclub, the crazy people opened two jars of rice wine and drank until everyone was drunk, and then they found a place to sleep with their heads covered. At the same time as he was drinking, the pig's head shouted and said a few words of righteousness, and Lin Xiao, who was shocked, almost bowed to the pig's head - he also thought that this pig's head was a cultivator who lived in seclusion and red dust, and was the kind of real moral person.

For example, when the pig's head was drunk, he yelled loudly: "Tao is good, very good, famous, very famous." ”

There are also such as: "The surname of heaven is also a person, the human heart is also a machine, and the way of heaven is established to determine people." ”

Such exquisite words and sentences are really every word, Lin Xiao recited silently afterwards, only to feel that his mouth is fragrant, it is really the general outline of cultivation, the mystery of heaven and earth are all included. Lin Xiao looked at the bald fat man and looked at him almost in adoration. Although the fat man deliberately behaved very obscenely, very cheap, and very shameless, but just because he could say these words, Lin Xiao felt that he must be a master!

Looking at the bald head lying on the bed in a big shape and snoring like thunder, Lin Xiao couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "A master is a master, even if it is a game world, this kind of down-to-earth spirit is also very human!" Lin Xiao glanced at the fat man in horror, couldn't help but take a few steps back, shook his head, and he began to have a little doubt about the identity of the fat man again-the body of a cultivator is clean and does not leave impurities, but how can he make such a fart act?

After thinking for a while, Lin Xiao reluctantly convinced himself: this pig-headed master is really unfathomable, and every word and deed exudes a mysterious atmosphere, which is really not something that Lin Xiao can speculate about today. Sighing, admiring this moral man in his heart, Lin Xiao quietly walked to the balcony, looking at the lights near and far, meditating and concentrating, wandering a wisp of mind in the purple mansion, the body was naturally relaxed, relaxed, the body was like a feather, which had floated into the air with the night wind.

In the dark, the knife opened his eyes, he glanced at Lin Xiao in surprise, lowered his head and pondered for a moment, shook his head, turned his body and fell asleep. At that moment, the knife couldn't feel Lin Xiao's existence at all, as if there was no such person in the room. Daozi was a little surprised by Lin Xiao's weirdness, but when he thought of the amazing scene of him sweeping a big tree with one leg, Daozi took all this for granted.

Time passed slowly, Lin Xiao's hands changed the seal, the blood and qi in his body flowed, and he slowly warmed the big points around his body. A stream of heat was born from the big acupoint, if there is no air flow through the meridians, the qi of the five elements corresponding to the five internal organs and six organs is puffed up, half of Lin Xiao's body becomes hot, half of his body is cold and piercing, a trace of water and fire true qi slowly emerges from the body, and gradually gathers in the dantian. There were a few traces of purple and black air flow in the empty dantian, and compared to the empty dantian, this new true qi was like a gravel in the galaxy, so small that it almost didn't exist.

The turbid aura of the outside world continued to pour into Lin Xiao's body. Lin Xiao was almost fainted by the strange smell of the aura, his body twitched for a while, his stomach churned for a while, and he almost vomited again. Forcibly calming his mind, Lin Xiao gritted his teeth and let the weak aura full of impurities and harmful energy slowly pour into his body, which was gradually absorbed by the body and transformed into thin true qi, and integrated into the dantian a little bit. Lin Xiao had an illusion that every time he transformed a trace of true qi, it was like swallowing a pound of arsenic, and the whole body was indescribably uncomfortable. There seemed to be a stench churning out of the seven orifices, and Lin Xiao felt that he was simply cultivating in the dung pit of a latrine!

The conscience of heaven and earth, Lin Xiao never thought that there would be a planet where people could destroy the environment of this planet so thoroughly, and what was inhaled into the body was still the aura of heaven and earth? This was poisonous gas! Lin Xiao felt that even some of the erysipelas refined by the Great Luo Dan Dao were better than the 'heaven and earth aura' of this earth -- at least if they took the erysipelas of the Great Luo Dan Dao, people would die a hundred; but the aura here was that people could not survive or die, and they were always struggling on the line of life and death.

"Perhaps, there will be no cultivators on this planet, right? If there is, their perseverance will be too terrifying! This planet called Earth should be the Jedi of the cultivation world!"

Thoughts drifted in the sea of consciousness, and Lin Xiao thought endlessly.

The moon gradually rose to the middle of the sky, midnight arrived, a wisp of yin essence overflowed from the sky, Lin Xiao activated the magic in the Xuanwu treasure seal, and sucked it into the sky, and the wisp of essence fluttered into a hazy blue light into Lin Xiao's mouth. The essence qi entered his mouth, but Lin Xiao did not feel the feeling of being happy all over his body when he absorbed the essence qi from midnight to yin in the cultivation world. A strange smell that seemed to seep into every cell, dyeing every cell with a layer of black poured into Lin Xiao's body along the essence. Lin Xiao opened his mouth, like a fish out of water, every muscle in his body was twitching wildly. The body was slowly transforming that essence into its own true qi cultivation, but the poisonous energy and strong smell contained in the essence made Lin Xiao almost faint. Lin Xiao's eyes were dark, Venus flashed wildly, and the reason why he didn't faint was because the strange smell in this wisp of essence was too heavy, which stimulated Lin Xiao's mind to be extremely sober, and he couldn't faint at all.

"Hehe! Brother, I had cramps on the balcony in the middle of the night, so interested?"

A guy who was sleeping in a daze and still had a wisp of saliva in his mouth walked to the balcony leisurely, took off his shorts casually, took out his little monk and sprayed a waterfall downstairs. The guy slept in a daze, and while he was relieved, he breathed deeply, and muttered to himself very intoxicated: "Ah, what a beautiful moonlight, ah, what a beautiful weather, ah, how beautiful life is, ah, how fresh the air!

Shaking the little monk vigorously, the guy who also hung up a bald head smiled at Lin Xiaoda, who was twitching all over, turned around stiffly like a zombie, strolled into the house, and fell to the ground with a 'bang'. It only took a moment for the guy to snore loudly. The snoring sound fluctuated, like a master craftsman playing a flute, which could float out dozens of feet away with the night wind.

Lin Xiao glanced at the man numbly, speechless for a while. This kind of air that makes Lin Xiao feel painful, he actually calls it fresh air?

So, what does the air that is not very fresh in the mouths of these guys look like? Cold sweat seeped out of Lin Xiao's face and slid to the ground drop by drop. He couldn't imagine what kind of terrible environment people on this earth were living in. "Perhaps, I am really mistaken? This bald fat man can't be a real cultivator?"

(To be continued)