Chapter 11: Confusion

Ji Bei ordered to go to Jia Buniang's table, eat and drink and watch the excitement; the fourth watch asked Tan Xian to help, and Tan Xian also arrived as soon as he was invited.

Tan Xian is not only a rookie of the "Beggar Gang", but also the fourth aunt of the "Murong Family" of the "Four Tyrants of Martial Arts" (see the volume of "Joyful Buddha" and "Thousand Machine Locks"), after listening to the four greater's words, he took a big sip of wine, muttered for a long time, frowned, puffed out his cheeks, and knocked on the table with his fingers, as if he was thinking hard about some good strategy.

Seeing the posture of "good friends", the four eldest people were really anxious this time, and he asked anxiously: "Xiaoxian, do you see ...... brother?"

Tan Xian shook his head, sighed, opened his mouth to speak, and stopped talking.

The fourth change of face and asked nervously: "Do you think my brother still has any hope of chasing after him?"

Tan Xian's face was ugly, and he opened the bone folding fan with a "swish", half-covering his face.

Seeing that the brightly dressed man was struggling to ask for food, the fourth watch plucked up the courage to ask: "What do you mean by asking for food......?" Fell in love with ...... Miss Yun, can't do it!"

Tan Xian finally couldn't help it this time, he made a "whoosh", the wine spit all over the ground, and a large part of it splashed on the little face of the fourth watch.

The fourth watch was stunned at the time, but Tan Xian was smiling and lying on the table, convulsing, as if he was about to laugh and die.

The fourth watch was on fire, and he shouted angrily: "You laugh at your grandfather's legs!?"

Tan Xian is still laughing out of breath, out of breath.

The fourth watch became even more popular, he kicked on the stool, pointed at Tan Xian's handsome smiling face and scolded: "If you want food, it's hard for me Sima to be more and more When you are a good friend, you actually make fun of Lao Tzu!"

On the next seat, there is also a good friend of the fourth watch.

The fourth watchman is stupid and young, so almost all of his friends in the capital are there.

This friend of his's name is Jia Buniang.

No, this young man, is actually really a mother, the clothes she wears are bells and whistles, and her gestures are also girly. He was once a nobody in "Beiliang County", and later because he escorted the abandoned son of Shen Zhongxia regardless of his personal safety, he was appreciated and reused by Li Xiang and recruited to work for "Tencent Tang". (See "Sword Laughter", "Black and White" volumes)

Jia Buniang had been drinking tea next door, and at this time he interjected intentionally or unintentionally: "It's not laughing at you when you talk about Dashao, he must be choking on wine." ”

Hearing this, the fourth watch dissipated most of the anger, but when he heard Fang Tanxian, he still laughed as if he had eaten a serial fart, and said with a smile: "Sissy...... I...... I...... I'm just laughing at the toad and want to eat swan meat-"

The fourth watch grabbed Tan Xian up, his eyes were convex, he gritted his teeth, and he couldn't speak: "Stinky for food, you-!"

Tan Xian still couldn't help laughing, he laughed while hitting the four more green tendons who were two ends shorter than himself with a fan to expose his arms, half mocking and half serious: "Fourth watch, don't be busy with the main anger first." If Miss Yun didn't like you at all, she didn't know that you liked her. You are blind and light the lamp in vain this time, but you like others for nothing!"

The four were even more puzzled: "What do you mean!?"

Tan Xian smiled at the beggar hat sewn with gold and silver thread, and said, "Let me ask you first, have you ever confessed directly to Miss Yun?"

The round eyes rolled, and the four replied more honestly: "I really haven't been." ”

Tan Xian asked: "If you don't show her love, how can she know that you love and like her?"

The fourth watch couldn't help but loosen the placket of Tan Xian's clothes, and suddenly realized: "Yes! Why didn't I think of it?"

After sorting out the beggar's clothes that cost two hundred taels of silver to make in the "No. 1 Tailor in Beijing" Dugufeng Tailor Village, Tan Xian asked with a straight face: "So in these days, has she ever expressed her admiration to you?"

The fourth more was surprised and asked: "Stupid?"

"Love!" Jia Buniang really couldn't stand it and said: "It just means that she likes you!

The fourth watch blushed all of a sudden, and suddenly his neck was thickened five times, and he reproached his childhood playmate: "Sissy, don't insult the cloud girl!"

Jia Buniang rolled her eyes, raised her orchid finger and twisted her fingers: "Death-"

Tan Xian tapped his forehead with a folding fan, and said tirelessly: "Has Miss Yun ever expressed to you that she has a good impression of you?"

"This ...... Of course not. "During the fourth period, Ai Ai has no place to be ashamed.

Tan Xian put on an old and sophisticated appearance and said: "Chasing girls, since ancient times, is nothing more than the following methods. He said with a kind of smugness, almost smug, "But a good way, as long as it works, in fact, one is more than enough." ”

Hearing this, the fourth watch became even more anxious: "Stinky Huazi, don't show off, if you have something to say, just let it go quickly." ”

Tan Xian immediately expressed his dissatisfaction with the other party's bad attitude: "What kind of attitude do you have? In the end, do you beg me, or do I beg you? Chase the cloud girl, who will fulfill his wish in the end? Is it really annoying to be so rude to a mentor and friend like me?"

Tan Xian's face was raised, and the four watchmen, who had always been hippie and smiling and unruly, were immediately taught, and his attitude took a 180-degree turn, and he lowered his hand and face, and said: "Okay! Okay! Talk about young heroes, please give me more advice, I just listen to it with an open mind." ”

"The first method is to dissolve water and fire, and yin and yang are combined. Tan Xian saw that the other party was "humbly teachable" and "teachable", which was quite useful to preach: "In short, it is to vigorously express your masculinity to attract her femininity." No matter how strong and domineering she is, she is still a woman, and she still needs the care and protection of a man in her heart. Once she knows that your four greatests are a bearded husband who stands up to the sky and opens up the world, she will secretly promise that all the steels will be turned into finger wrapping. ”

Immediately afterwards, he turned his head and said to the four guards with a stern expression: "The problem is only that you - can you be regarded as a big husband who stands up to the heavens and opens the heavens and the earth." ”

The four older people who were listening to the eyebrows fluttering and dancing imaginatively, suddenly saw that Tan Xian's nose was almost close to the tip of his nose, his mouth was spraying his mouth, and his eyes were almost forcing into his eyes to ask, he gasped, his bean-like eyes won Tan Xian, and said unashamedly: "Am I? If I am not a big man who stands up to the heavens and opens the heavens and the earth, there will be no men in the world!"

When Tan Xian heard this, he couldn't help but gasp, and he forced the fourth watch to take a big step back. The fourth watch even "took advantage of the victory to pursue" and "chased after it relentlessly" and asked: "Why is your face so bad when talking about Da Shao? How can I let the cloud girl know that I am a big husband who stands up to the heavens and the earth and opens up the world? I can't slap her twice and then comfort her with kind words, right?"

"It's simple. Tan Xian had the honor of being a "dog-headed military advisor", pretending to be unfathomable, and said four words slowly: "Heroes save beauty." ”

As soon as he heard these four words, the four older people were immediately intoxicated and did not know the lustful nonsense of the south, east and west, and he rubbed his chin vigorously with his hand, and he felt that the majestic beard that was secretly in his chin at the age of fourteen was cracking his skin.

Talking and laughing, he felt that every drop of his brain was golden, and he was solidified with the golden fruits of victory.

The two men wishing success looked at each other and smiled proudly......

Ji Beiming and Jia Buniang, who were not far from their adjacent table, looked at each other:

"Damn!?When did Tan Da Shao become a master of picking up girls? Why don't I know. ”

"The eighth layer is not pretended, otherwise the fourth young lady of the Murong family, why would she fall into his trap?

The beauty of Miss Yun has always been a little lazy and tired.

Her hair was slightly fluffy, her starry eyes were half-closed, as if she hadn't fully woken up, and there were still a thousand dreams hidden in her eyes, and if someone were to talk to her, not only to talk to her half-awake demeanor, but also to read the other half of her sleepy dreams.

The cloud is always unintentional.

It is unintentional to look at people indifferently and make people sink into their lives; it is unintentional to smile at people, which makes people miss the third life; and even the traces of her life are unintentional.

Yun also often tells the people around him: "I am a heartless person without a heart." ”

After Chen Yuan's accident, she did not have compassion for others, let alone determined to take revenge, it seems that Chen Yuan's fall did not cause too much turmoil in her heart. It's just that since the day of Chenyuan's accident, when others think that she is still wearing the neon dress palace dress she has always loved to wear, it makes people feel that she is more clever than usual, lonely than usual, and has a feeling of "mourning more than death" than usual.

Miss Yun is still the same, she is not attached to anything or anyone, she once said to Zhu Qiqi: "In life, don't rush by, it's over, don't be attached to anything, so that you won't hurt others and yourself, no matter who you are, it will be better." ”

Miss Yun doesn't have any special hobbies, just casually visiting the pet store to see birds, dogs, cats, and insects.

"Flying Fish Building" downstairs is the flower shop.

However, this lazy and beautiful woman seemed to be partial to flowers, and she never went into the flower shop to see flowers, let alone buy flowers.

"The flowers are so beautiful, I definitely can't compare, I will feel inferior and sad when I see it, it is better not to look at it. Miss Yun once said something like this to Meng Xiaodong: "Buying flowers is even more of a bad thing, the live flowers are broken down, even if they are raised with water, they will wither in a few days, which hurts people." If you plant flowers, it's too much work, and I don't bother to spend this kind of heart, and I can't afford it. ”

She would rather watch the live pets, but she just watched silently and lazily, not buying, not keeping, and not taking them home.

She is always a beautiful woman in a trance.