Chapter 200: Black Fertilizer Ash Volatilizes

Qianji Yuge silently put down his hands and said to Park Wannian: "It's okay, I don't care." ”

Park Wannian was also angry at this time, the child was making a fuss, and if he scolded the people outside, he had to apologize.

So Pu Wannian stepped forward and shouted, "Turtle Sun, get down!"

Pu Sifang laughed: "I am the turtle grandson, and your father is the turtle!"

“......”

Pu Wannian said angrily: "Stinky boy, Lao Tzu can't beat you today!"

"Hit me, you're thinking about! Catch me first!"

Park Sifang grimaced at Park Wannian, and then jumped on top of the sedan chair.

Park Wannian was so angry that he almost vomited blood, and rushed forward to catch Park Sifang.

But I didn't expect Park Sifang to be very flexible, and Park Wannian in the Jindan Realm couldn't catch him at all!

After a few minutes of grabbing, Park Wannian was already sweating profusely, holding on to the wall and panting.

It is conceivable that before Yan Chu came back, Pu Wannian had been tossed by Park Sifang.

"You kid wait, your father and I will rest for a while, and I will catch you!" Park Wannian said breathlessly.

Park Sifang smiled disdainfully: "If you can't catch me, you can change your mouth and call me dad from tomorrow!"

"Bastard!"

Pu Wannian was so angry that he actually summoned a flying sword!

Seeing this, Yan Chu hurriedly stopped Pu Wannian: "City Lord Pu, this can't be helped!

"Master Yan, don't stop me, I have to clean up this unfilial son today!" Pu Sifang said angrily.

"No, no, no, I mean, don't use such a bad flying sword," Yan Chu directly sacrificed his Ink Shadow Sword and said, "My fairy sword is lent to you, you must give the child a complete childhood!"

Park Wannian: "......"

Park Sifang: "......"

Pu Wannian held the fairy sword in his hand, his strength suddenly doubled, and his smile gradually became hideous.

Pu Sifang was a little weak-hearted and silently hid behind the sedan chair.

"Stinky boy, your father should have shot you against the wall in the first place!" Park Wannian chased after him with a sword.

Pu Sifang didn't flinch, but instead rose to the sword, jumped up, stepped on Pu Wannian's head with one foot, and climbed directly to the second floor of Lanyue Tower!

Park Wannian fell and ate, not to mention how miserable he looked.

Yan Chu sighed, this Pu Quartet is making trouble, but now it is indeed a bit too much.

As the head of the house, it's time to make a move.

It's just that you can't tie up or lock up Park Sifang, right?

"System, open treasure chest!"

System: Ding! Bronze Treasure Chest Successfully Opened! Congratulations to the host for getting a green hat!

Yan Chu: ???

System you come out and explain what this cuckold means??

Thanks to you, Lao Tzu doesn't even have a girlfriend yet, so he will directly reward the cuckold?

Yan Chu opened the system space, and only then did he get the information of the reward items.

Cuckold: It looks like a green hat on the surface, but in fact it hides a golden hoop, and anyone wearing the cuckold will have a headache if they chant a spell!

Seeing the green hat's explanation, Yan Chu immediately understood.

Isn't this the golden hoop of the Monkey King?

It is indeed very suitable to deal with the bear child of Park Sifang.

But what is the spell that tightens the golden hoop?

System: Users can set their own spells, and once the spells are set, they cannot be changed!

Yan Chu couldn't help but think of the situation when he watched Journey to the West, Tang Seng recited the incantation.

At that time, he was very curious about what kind of spell Tang Seng was reciting.

Could it be a tongue twister?

Will black fertilizer volatilize when it is gray, and will it be black when it is volatile for gray fertilizer?

System: Spell set successfully!

Yan Chu: Xiudou sack!

Why did you suddenly set it up successfully?

I haven't said anything yet!

Yan Chu was speechless in his heart, and the spell that had been set could not be changed.

Right now, Pu Sifang is still doing nonsense, and Yan Chu can't bear it anymore.

No matter, put the hat on this bear kid first!

Yan Chu took out the green hat from the system space, and then directly rose up with his sword and rushed towards Pu Sifang!

"Stinky boy, do you remember this seat?" Yan Chu said with a smile.

Park Sifang smiled, not afraid of Yan Chu at all: "Remember, that single dog who raised my milk powder!"

Yan Chu: "......"

Pu Sifang smiled: "Hmph, last time you raised my milk powder, next time I will raise your ashes!"

Meow a!

This kid is really open-mouthed!

If Yan Chu didn't give Pu Sifang a complete childhood, he would be embarrassed to say that he was his leader!

I only heard Yan Chu shouting: "Zeyang, Yuan Fang, Xiaoqiang, and Shen Wen are all coming out of this seat!"

When the four disciples heard Yan Chu's voice, they hurriedly broke out of the window: "The disciple is here!"

"Your junior brother owes education, help this seat catch him!" Yan Chu shouted.

The four of them turned their heads to look at Park Sifang.

Park Sifang pursed his lips and turned around to run away.

But Li Zeyang and the four of them were not vegetarians, so they quickly pounced and blocked all the retreats of Pu Sifang!

Seeing that there was no way out, Park Sifang instinctively cracked his mouth, revealing two small tiger teeth.

Seeing this, Yan Chu sighed in his heart, no wonder Pu Sifang was so noisy.

This kid is the reincarnation of a demon spirit, although he is already a human in this life, he still retains a trace of the wildness of the demon race.

However, this gave Yan Chu a little inspiration.

To deal with youkai, it should be more appropriate to use youkai, right?

"Saiban! come out!" Yan Chu shouted.

I saw Saiban quickly rush out of the inn, and instantly got Yan Chu's order, and rushed straight towards Pu Sifang!

Park Sifang was really frightened, standing in place and not daring to move, his little face turned white with fright!

Saiban directly threw Park Sifang to the ground, but it did not bite Park Sifang, but licked Pu Sifang's face affectionately.

Park Sifang was very resistant and kept struggling.

Suddenly, Park Sifang felt that something was more on his head.

Reaching out and touching it, it was actually a hat!

He hurriedly took off his hat, looked at it fixedly, and suddenly became angry: "Who gave me the green hat!"

"Me!"

Yan Chu fell to the ground, withdrew the Ink Shadow Sword, and touched Pu Sifang's head.

Park Sifang said angrily: "Single dog, you ......"

"Don't you think there's something more on your head?" Yan Chu smiled.

Pu Sifang hurriedly touched his head, only to find that he was wearing a golden hoop on his head.

And no matter how much he pulls, he can't pull it down!

"What is this, take it down quickly!" said Park Sifang angrily.

Yan Chu snorted coldly and opened his mouth to read: "Blackening will not be a flower...... !"

Yan Chudan painfully found that before he crossed over, he was a Fujianese!

He couldn't even recite the spell he had just set!

Black fertilizer will volatilize when it is gray, and gray fertilizer will be black when it volatilizes...... Ninety-nine percent of Fujian people can't pronounce this sentence clearly!

Pu Sifang raised his head suspiciously, and asked Yan Chu, "What are you doing?"

Yan Chu thought about it and slapped Pu Sifang in the ear first.

That's it, educate children, if you can't be literate, you can also be martial......

Park Sifang was beaten, first stunned for a few seconds, and then cried:

"Even the children are beaten, you are too inhuman, your mother will be super double when she buys vegetables!"