Chapter 60: The Pig of the Year
Kong Xuan was still talking about his feelings, where did he think that Zhuang Xiong would suddenly change the topic? I couldn't help but be at a loss for a moment, and said ashamedly: "People won't change their names, people's names are Kong Xuan, Caotou Xuan, a very beautiful flower, it is left to me by my mother's memory." What symbolizes mother's love cannot be changed. ”
Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but be choked, in fact, he always felt that when he heard the name Kong Xuan, he would think of the handsome guy in Fengshen, and he really couldn't match the little Lori in front of him, so he wanted to change the name of Kong Xuan, but he didn't expect that there was this statement in it, although Kong Xuan was also acceptable, however, Zhuang Xiong was still a little unhappy.
Looking at Ziyu hiding in the corner, Zhuang Xiong shouted, "Ah Zi, come here." ”
Ziyu was overjoyed, hurriedly jumped over, looked at Zhuang Xiong with a smile, and seemed to say, "Master, if you have any orders, just say it." ”
Zhuang Xiong coughed lightly and said, "By the way, Ah Zi, you are my mount, right? Now you still want the master and I to take you away in the clouds, what is it like, why don't you hurry up and change the body and take the master back to Mount Emei?"
Ziyu's face couldn't help but blush instantly, and she lowered her head and refused to speak, nor did she change.
Zhuang Xiongzheng was wondering to himself, and Kong Xuan next to him said: "Master, you didn't know that Sister Ziyu was a girl before, but now you know, and you ride and ride all day long, how can Sister Ziyu see people." ”
Zhuang Xiong couldn't help rolling his eyes, and shouted: "I knew that it was no good thing, if you don't transform into a shape, I will watch the beast duo worry, after the transformation, my boy is gone, the mount is gone, I have lost a lot of money, what do you say now?"
The two women looked at each other and couldn't help but be dumbfounded.
Zhuang Xiong snorted coldly and said, "Kong Xuan, you lost my boy, and you will be responsible for finding a boy for me to come back in the future." Don't look at me like that, I know it's not your fault that it's none of your business, but my boy is because you didn't get it, anyway, you got it back for me, or you will become a boy and follow me every day. ”
Kong Xuan suddenly had nothing to say, so she had to bow her head.
Zhuang Xiong said again: "Ziyu, you lost my mount, you go and be responsible for finding a mount for me." ”
Ziyu had Kong Xuan's experience, so she didn't dare to refute it, so she hurriedly agreed.
Zhuang Xiong nodded with satisfaction and said, "Although Ziyu has a lot of problems on you, such as Yang Fengyin disobedience, refusal to speak, deceiving the master, etc., but there is still something to go in this regard." ”
Ziyu Kong Xuan glanced at each other, couldn't help but look at each other, and rolled her eyes weakly.
The three of them had just discussed it, and then Zhao Gongming suddenly said "Huh" and said, "Teacher, senior sister, you see, there are always cute little pigs there." ”
Zhuang Xiong said casually: "What's wrong with the little pig? Could it be that you want to ride the pig to see it?"
Kong Xuan and Ziyu leaned over to look at it excitedly, and couldn't help but exclaim in unison: "It's really cute." ”
Zhuang Xiong swept away, only to see an uphill sunny ground underground, there was a pink and cute pig lying in the sun, that cute look, it was indeed quite likable, but Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but look a little familiar, and muttered: "Where do you seem to have seen it?"
Kong Xuan said: "It's so cute, master, let's take it back to Mount Emei, or it will be eaten by other witch clans or demon clans." ”
Ziyu also nodded beside him, but Zhuang Xiong suddenly realized, and said in his heart: "Damn, I'll just say where it is familiar." I saw this little pig back then, so I wanted to eat meat, why didn't he run here when he wasn't in Zhoushan? After so many years, why hasn't he changed shape yet?"
Kong Xuan's eyes rolled, and he smiled ghostly: "Master, you just said that you can ride a pig, I think this little pig is very cute, why don't you choose him as a mount?"
Ziyu was also busy looking at Zhuang Xiong with expectant eyes.
Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and the appearance of himself riding a little pig quickly appeared in his eyes.
Kong Xuan saw that Zhuang Xiong was in a daze, so he hurriedly pulled Ziyu, pointed to the little pig again, and gave Ziyu a look.
Ziyu spoke with her eyes for a long time, and when she saw Kong Xuan's eyes, she quietly glanced at Zhuang Xiong, who was still dazed, and instantly rushed out of the old man's cloud and rushed towards the little pig. But I want to bring it first.
The little pig was sleeping lazily, but suddenly felt a strong wind blowing, too late to open his eyes, hurriedly rolled on the spot, dodged, looked back, but saw a woman in purple staring at him with bright eyes, and couldn't help sighing: "Another one who looks at me cute and wants to catch me, anyway, cuteness is really not my fault." ”
Ziyu saw that the little pig flashed, and couldn't help but be surprised, and when she looked closely, she saw that the little pig was already a Taiyi Golden Immortal, but for some reason she hadn't transformed yet, but since it was a Taiyi Golden Immortal, it was not so easy to catch.
Ziyu's eyes turned, and the four elephant beads were suspended, temporarily controlling the little pig inside, and when he was about to go in to catch the little pig hungry, Kong Xuan suddenly flashed from his side, and the five-colored light flashed, and even the four elephant beads were put away together. The little pig was naturally also taken.
Ziyu couldn't help but look at Kong Xuan with inquiring eyes.
Kong Xuan smiled: "The master said that you are not suitable for capturing these." Ask me to come and help you. It's faster, too. ”
Ziyu couldn't help but be overjoyed, and asked with her eyes: "Could it be that the old man agreed?"
Kong Xuan smiled: "I don't know what he thinks, anyway, it's good to ask me to come over to help, but I also like the way he looks at this little pig, I guess that's right." ”
Ziyu was overjoyed, and hurriedly flew up to the old man's cloud with Kong Xuan.
Just now, Ziyu jumped off the old man's cloud, Zhuang Xiong sensed it, and with a roll of his eyes, he knew the plan of the two girls, and couldn't help but tease, seeing that the two girls had just stepped on the old man's cloud and stood firm, Zhuang Xiong hurriedly said: "Where is the little pig? Kong Xuan quickly brought it to me." ”
Kong Xuan was busy with a flash of five-colored divine light, and released the little pig and the four elephant beads. Ziyu waved her hand and took the four elephant beads. Then look forward to the praise of this Zhuang Xiong.
Zhuang Xiong ignored the two girls at all, stared at the little pig for a long time, nodded and said, "Sure enough, it's you." ”
The little pig had just seen the light, and was still a little dizzy, and he could hear people talking, and he couldn't help but look at it, and suddenly shivered, turned around and was about to run. But where can you run away?
Zhuang Xiong reached out with his big hand, and the little pig left the ground with both feet and automatically fell into Zhuang Xiong's hands. Zhuang Xiong said with a smile: "Back then, you didn't think about Zhoushan when you reminded me of eating meat, but I have wanted to eat meat for a long time, since I have a fate, it can be seen that you are destined to be eaten by me, so you accept your fate." ”
The little pig saw Zhuang Xiong's big face dangling in front of him, and his eyes were still the same as back then, as if he wanted to eat him, and he couldn't help but see black and fainted.
Ziyu Kong Xuan couldn't help but look at each other, Kong Xuan stammered and asked, "Old ...... Master, you catch ...... Scratch...... Catch it, yes...... Is it for meat?" Ziyu didn't want to speak, so she could only look at Zhuang Xiong with inquiring eyes on the side.
Zhuang Xiong said as a matter of course: "Of course, about seventy or eighty thousand years ago, I met this little guy in Buzhou Mountain, and I wanted to eat him at that time, but I was disturbed by Sister Nuwa and escaped by him, so I can't miss this encounter?"
Kong Xuan seemed to have just digested the news a little at this time, and spoke more neatly, saying, "But then you shouldn't eat him? ”
Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but wonder: "Master, I'm a bear, why can't I eat meat?"
Kong Xuan couldn't help but speak, and said for a long time: "Master, I know you can eat meat, I sometimes want to eat it, but eating meat will kill and injure other living beings, it's not right, it's good for us to eat fruit, in fact, it's okay if we don't eat?"
Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but wonder: "But the little pig is not used to eat, what else can it be used?"
The little pig had just woken up at this time, and before he could stand firmly, he heard Zhuang Xiong's words, and his legs couldn't help but be weak again, and he fell to the ground.
Kong Xuan and Zhuang Xiong ignored him, Kong Xuan said: "Actually, you can also be a mount, didn't you just say that you can ride a pig to see it?" I think it's very good, Sister Ziyu doesn't have to go around to help you find a mount." “
Ziyu nodded busily beside her.
When the little pig heard this, he didn't care that his legs were weak, so he hurried up and shouted, "Yes, yes, I can also be a mount." "That little pig is not stupid, this Zhuang Xiong is obviously a great supernatural power, especially at this time people are swordsmen, I am fish and meat, it is better to be a mount than to be eaten meat.
Zhuang Xiong glanced at the little pig with disdain, kicked him to the side, and said: "You see that he can be used as a mount even if he is so small? And he is a pig, can he fly fast? If you go out like this, you will be embarrassed everywhere." ”
Ziyu stared at Zhuang Xiong with her eyes, as if she wanted to say, "You told me that the mount doesn't really need to be very fast. It's a pity that Zhuang Xiong was arguing with Kong Xuan at this time and didn't look at him.
When the little pig heard this, he had an idea, roared angrily, and instantly changed his body size to the size of dozens of zhang, with wind in his ears, four hooves stepping on the clouds, and his whole body was as white as snow, but it was clearly shining with cold light, and it was still cute in the might, it should be very awkward, but at this moment there was an indescribable sense of harmony.
Such a movement was so startled that several people turned to look at him, and Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but sigh: "What a big pig, so much meat, finally you can open meat." ”
Ziyu Kong Xuan was speechless, at this time, this product still wants to eat?
The little pig also shuddered, and hurriedly said: "I'm not a meat, I'm a vegetarian." ”
Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but wonder: "It's the first time I've heard that pork is also vegetarian." Tell me why. ”
Ziyu, Kong Xuan and Zhao Gongming couldn't help but be curious, and they all gathered to listen to what this little pig said.
The little pig's eyes rolled a few times, and said: "I was born too white, and it is the double surname of Bingfeng, and the cultivation is long, the more cute it is, and then there are great supernatural predecessors who said, although I am a pig type, but in fact, I am a vegetable spirit, you see, my skin color, does it look like a vegetable gang? Friends like to call me a vegetable gang." So, I'm not a meat. ”
Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but be amused, and said, "Which great supernatural power said that? “
The little pig was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, and said: "I don't know what the person is called, but there was a black bear who wanted to eat me, and was stopped by the man, and the man was old and weak, but no matter what the attack was, he would be defused by a wave of his sleeves, and then he told the black bear that I was a vegetarian, and then the black bear let me go." ”
Zhuang Xiong said secretly in his heart: "If you have such a look and such ability, it is estimated that it is Yang Mei, but I didn't expect Yang Mei to be kind, this little pig is also blessed, and he can meet that person." He was just teasing Kong Xuan's Ziyu children, but he didn't expect this little pig to be quite interesting, and at this time, he knew that it had something to do with Yang Mei, so he couldn't help laughing: "Okay, regardless of whether what you said is true or not, I sound good, so let you go." ”
Ziyu hurriedly stepped forward to stop the little pig, Kong Xuan said: "Master, you see that he is just a Taiyi Golden Immortal, it is dangerous to walk in the wilderness like this? And Sister Ziyu and I can't be a child, so I'll be a maid for you, and no one stipulates that you can't have a boy, Hongjun Daozu has a boy, and you are looking for a boy just to follow the trend, and it is the first one to find a maid. ”
Zhuang Xiong's face couldn't help but be full of black lines, and he was a little moved when he said that the maid or something, but this mount will be sanctified in the future, and a saint rides a pig?
Seeing Zhuang Xiong's black face and not speaking, Ziyu came up and was about to say something, but Zhuang Xiong just snorted coldly and turned his head away, Ziyu had no choice but to talk to Kong Xuan, Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but snort coldly again, and muttered: "I'd rather spend such a big deal than not speak, is it so difficult to speak?"
After Kong Xuan roughly understood what Ziyu meant, her eyes turned a few times, and she said with a smile: "Master, most of the people in the Flood Wilderness don't have mounts yet, and you are already one step ahead of others." And you choose the little pig as a mount, it also seems more unique, isn't it? They are probably all picking a majestic mount now, and you have changed your style, master, they will definitely be dumbfounded. Master, you are the first person, let them follow. ”
Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but be a little dazed, he always seemed to feel that something was familiar, and it took him a long time to react, isn't this what the entertainment industry in later generations is like? As long as he is in the limelight, no matter what kind of reputation he has. But do I need to be more famous?
Seeing that Zhuang Xiong was still frowning, Kong Xuan couldn't help but pout helplessly, this old man is really hard to convince, but Kong Xuan still said: "Master, what is the mount map? It's not speed, it's not powerful, it's pulling the wind! What is pulling the wind? It is to attract everyone's attention? Do you think there is anything more attractive than this little pig? He is simply a natural eye to absorb spiritual treasures." ”
Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but move when he heard this, Kong Xuan added another sentence, and said: "Master, but it's okay, if you don't want him to be a mount, we won't be a maid for you, it's a big deal to find a boy's mount in the wilderness, and you will always find it." ”
Zhuang Xiong couldn't help muttering: "I didn't say no." There's just one thing to say hello to first. ”
Ziyu and Kong Xuan both looked at Zhuang Xiong curiously, seeing what he was going to ask. Zhuang Xiong didn't see it, walked up to the little pig and asked, "Do you first say that you are male or female?"
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