Chapter Seventy-Six: Wei Chi Jingde
What appeared in front of us was a city, although it was still some distance away from us, but the city was right, because there were many large chimneys erected.
"It's not an illusion this time, and it's not a trap!" I sat on the ground and pulled out a cigarette in frustration, "Old Niu, we can't go to Kunlun Mountain." ”
Hearing my first half of the words, the King Kong Cannon jumped up happily, and the second half of the sentence was directly there, "What's wrong, Lao Yu?"
"It's been fourteen or five hundred years, and it's changed too much, and the cities have been built here, and the maps left by the people of Chengfeng Dao are not good. "I wanted to light a cigarette in a decadent way, but I didn't light it for a long time when I was so excited.
"All the work has been lost?" "King Kong Cannon was also disappointed. Although he entered Kunlun Mountain to accompany me, and he had nothing to do with him, he was still very disappointed when he knew that he couldn't go on.
"The map left by the people of Chengfeng Dao is step by step, and the connection is very tight, and if you miss a certain air column, you will not be able to find the next step. "It's unusually cold on the top of the mountain, but my heart is colder than the weather outside.
"Don't you know the way to chase the wind?" King Kong Cannon pointed at Murong Chasing the wind, and Murong Chasing the wind's original clothes were changed by Bai Jiuyu and changed into an ancient woman's outfit.
"She may know, but she's always crazy...... "Speaking of this, my hope is ignited again, because Murong Chaifeng can still be sober for a while every month, and it is almost the first day of junior high school, so you can ask her when the time comes."
With renewed hope, he was less depressed and went down the mountain path that loomed into the mountains.
When we came to the small mountain village at the foot of the mountain, the strange costumes and sloppy images of our walkers attracted the onlookers of the villagers.
The mountain village is not big, it is very poor, "You see that they are not well dressed, will it be ......" King Kong Cannon turned to look at everyone.
"What so many foxes, they are really poor. "The clothes and the weathered faces of the villagers reflect that the standard of living here is indeed not very good.
I politely found an old lady and asked for directions. As soon as I inquired, I found out that this place is still dozens of miles away from the city. I wanted to hire a car to take us into the city, but the village didn't.
"It's not bad to sit on this one!" said King Kong Cannon sat in the back of the tractor and beamed with joy. When the car was not found, the King Kong gunner raised two large tickets and asked who had the car, and a rural woman gritted her teeth and shook her tractor.
"There will be brave women under the great reward. Looking at the woman driving in front of me, I thought to myself.
The tractor bumped for two hours and finally sent us to the outskirts of the city: "Little brother, I don't dare to go in without a permit." "After a long time, this woman who drives a tractor is still an unlicensed driver.
After paying the fare, we reached out and flagged down another taxi. It's good to say that we paid double the fee, and they let us and the white wolf get into the car.
"The New Year is in a few days. The King Kong cannon lit a cigarette and rolled down the window. The streets are bustling with people shopping for New Year's goods, including many Tibetans in Tibetan robes.
"You'll be twenty-six this year. "I was exhausted from nearly two months of sleeping in the open air, and I started to get sleepy when I got into the warm car.
"Yes, I'm a year older than you, in fact, if you follow the rules of other sects, you should call me Senior Brother. ”
"Pull it down, according to what you say, the three saints should call Long Hufeng the master......"
According to King Kong Cannon's original intention, he wanted to live in a better hotel, but because he brought the white wolf, people were not allowed to enter, and in the end he had no way to find a small hotel to settle down.
"You don't have to do this in the future!" King Kong Cannon angrily snatched the mop from Murong Chafeng's hand. Murong Chaifeng had an occupational disease, and as soon as he entered the hotel, he went to the scrubbing room and brought a mop out.
We wanted the best room in a small hotel, with three beds very clean. There is a water heater in the scrubbing room for bathing.
As soon as I saw that I could take a bath, I asked King Kong Cannon to accompany Murong Chaifeng to watch TV, and I went to take a shower first. By the way, the white wolf also gave a simple rush.
After taking turns to take a bath, he ordered the white wolf to watch the house, and the group of three ran out to find a place to eat. It's a pity that the Spring Festival is approaching, and the restaurants are basically closed, and it is hard to find one that opens, and the signboard also reads "charcoal-grilled whole sheep". In the end, I finally found a Northeast restaurant on the side of the road and got into it.
After a full meal, he didn't dare to delay in the afternoon, so he first took Murong Chaifeng to cut his hair, and then went straight to the mall to buy and replenish supplies.
"Old Yu, what do you think of this size?" King Kong Cannon held a black bra in one hand and pointed at Murong Chasing Wind with the other.
"Well, I didn't ...... Grass, how do I know. ”
King Kong Cannon and I have never bought clothes for women since we were children, and we didn't buy the right ones when we picked them up, and in the end, the salesman came to help pick out a few.
Murong Chaifeng was very happy to put on his new clothes. After dressing up, Murong Chasing Wind was very beautiful, looking at the excited Murong Chasing Wind, I looked at King Kong Cannon and looked at each other, very sad. If we can't get to the main peak of Kunlun in time, she will only have three months to live.
This time, with experience, the supply procurement is mainly pasta and vacuum-packed vegetables, and the meat is hardly touched, and those things can be hunted temporarily. In the evening, the group returned to the hotel with a large bag.
Why are there so many police cars at the door? King Kong Cannon and I frowned at the same time.
"Oh, you're back, go up and take a look, your dog is in trouble. "The innkeeper saw us as if we were a savior.
I glanced upstairs and saw that the dog was barking at the door of our room.
"What are you doing?" quickly ran upstairs and found several policemen dragging the white wolf's neck with a stick with a lasso, and there were a few standing next to them.
"Did you have this dog?" saw me shout, and an official-like policeman standing next to him spoke. In fact, it is very easy to distinguish whether it is an official or a soldier, and those who are officials generally do not work.
"What are you dragging our dogs for?" Before I could speak, the King Kong Cannon jumped over, cut the wooden stick of the noose around the white wolf's neck with one palm, and turned around and shouted at the policeman.
"What do you want to do?" the policeman was startled by the King Kong Cannon, and was stunned for a moment before coming back to his senses, "Your dog has bitten someone." ”
"I'm sorry, officer, who my dog bites, we'll pay. "I pulled the King Kong cannon and stepped forward to accompany the smiling face, people are cheap when they leave their hometowns, and they can do less and more when they go out.
"The tenant next to you has just been taken to the hospital, and he has a big cut in his neck......" the policeman told us briefly. It turned out that when we left, I had given the white wolf a positioning and guarding password, and in the evening, the tenant who lived next to him came back and went to the wrong room, so that the white wolf did not hesitate to bite, but fortunately the guy ran out in time, and the white wolf did not chase it out and continue to bite.
"The door was locked when we left, and the guy was probably a thief. King Kong Cannon interjected from the side.
"He drank too much and kicked it away. We have absolutely no thieves here. The innkeeper who was standing next to him argued.
"Get your ID card out!" the standing policeman held out his hand to us. King Kong Cannon's dishonest attitude finally annoyed the policeman in front of him.
"She told us to go to the police station to explain the situation, and you two will also come and pay for the medical expenses!" Finding that Murong Chaifeng did not have an ID card, the police finally caught us and made an official statement.
In desperation, King Kong Cannon and I picked up our backpacks and took Murong Chasing Wind and the white wolf into the police car. Because of the white wolf's dedication, our backpack is still very complete.
When I got into the police car, I shook my head slightly. It's true that no one can stop me and King Kong Cannon from running, but what about Murong Chasing Wind and White Wolf?
The police station is not far from the hotel, and it doesn't take much time to get there. Several police officers pushed and pulled us out of the car.
After entering the police station, we couldn't prove Murong Chaifeng's identity, so the police turned their target to us. Murong Chaifeng's mental state is very similar to mental illness, so the police suspect that King Kong Cannon and I are human traffickers.
"Backpack open!" shouted the policeman opposite.
Hearing this, I and the King Kong Cannon were completely dumbfounded, our backpacks were almost all prohibited items, not to mention guns and ammunition, the cadres were national treasure-level cultural relics, the gold ingots could not explain the origin, the twilight blood of the King Kong Cannon and the two weapons brought out from the isolated island of Qinghu Needless to say, they were also cultural relics. Even the leftover bear meat is a national protected animal......
"Open!" The police were not stupid, seeing our hesitation, they naturally knew that there was something strange in our backpack.
King Kong Cannon and I wept and slowly took off the backpack on our shoulders.
"Director, you're here!" the policeman who interrogated us stood up at the critical moment and greeted the people who rushed in.
I looked up and looked sideways, and I happened to be in the same eye as the head of the police station who was squinting at me.
"Is that you?"
"It's you!"
Oh my God, it's really 'the house leak happened to rain overnight, and the boat was late and encountered a head wind', and the director who came in turned out to be "Wei Chi Jingde!"
I don't know if you still remember, I was beaten by Tang Ping's mother at the police station for a long time. After being wronged, I detained a group of water ghosts to make trouble at the police station, and let two male ghosts get on the body of two policemen, shouting and shouting at the door of the police station to pretend to be a door god. The director in front of him is none other than 'Wei Chi Jingde', one of the two door gods back then.
"It's over, it's over, it's in his hands now" I secretly complained, "I used to toss him so much, and I can't even go back to Bendaili's in his hands." ”
Just when I was thinking nonsense, the young director spoke, "Xiao Zhou, why did you arrest him?"
"Director, do you know them?" the interrogating policeman pointed at us.
"Do you know each other, is it their dog that bites someone?" said the director, with a wry smile.
"Yes, and I also suspect that they are abducting and trafficking women......"
"Oh, I know, you go to the duty room to have a look, the gang from Twenty Mile Pu is here again, I'll come here. "The director really laughed when he heard his subordinates say that I was abducting and trafficking women, and he knew what my background was, and I would definitely not do those indiscriminate things.
Watching his subordinates push the door out, the director suddenly walked over with a smile on his face, "Oh, brother, misunderstanding" said and took out a cigarette and scattered it to me and the King Kong Cannon.
"Old Yu, do you two know each other?" King Kong Cannon was confused by the dramatic scene in front of him.
"Hehe, old friend. Seeing the director's actions, I put my backpack back on my back and took the cigarette he handed me. It depends on the situation that this guy doesn't want to take revenge, or he doesn't dare to take revenge.
"Brother, you've risen fast enough, by the way, why did you get here?" I said, smoking a cigarette and pointing to the rank on the director's shoulder.
"Don't tell lies in front of real people, you will know the reason when you say these two sentences backwards. The director looked at me with a smile, "If you don't apply for transfer to Tibet, can you be promoted so quickly?"
"By the way, your surname is Wu or Xie, I forgot. "I vaguely remember that the two "door gods" at the beginning were these two surnames.
"My surname is Xie, hehe. Director Xie said that he personally poured water for a few of us, and the interrogation room became a meeting room.
"I was offended a lot before, don't take it to heart. "Director Xie's courteous behavior made me suspicious, even if I don't hold grudges, I don't need to be so hot.
"Brother, you don't remember my brother's hatred, by the way, why are you here this time?"
"I came to travel with my brother and sister, and my brother and sister forgot to bring their ID cards. "I'm talking nonsense, who is traveling with a dog.
"Report, Director, the bitten man in the hotel has come to ask them for medical expenses. "We were chatting when we pushed the door open and came in a young policeman who was surprised to see us suspects sitting in a mess with cigarettes in their mouths.
"He's fine, right?" asked Director Xie, turning his head.
"The neck was bitten and the skin was broken, and it didn't hurt the muscles and bones, so I didn't take a taxi myself......"
Before the police could finish speaking, Director Xie opened his mouth, "He ran to someone else's room if he had nothing to do, who made it clear whether he was stealing something, and he was embarrassed to ask for medical expenses." You dragged him to the hotel and made him pay for it......"
Watching his subordinates walk out of the interrogation room in wonder, King Kong Cannon and I couldn't help but laugh, this official word is two words, no matter how you say it.
"Old Xie, this mistress has written it down, and there will be a place for his brother in the future, just open your mouth!" I took a few steps forward and thanked him.
"Hey, we're all old acquaintances, so what's the matter with you, but brother, I do have something I want you to help me with......"
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