Chapter 256: My heart hurts
Zhao Lang ignored it at all, and saw that there happened to be an oil pot nearby that the group of people didn't take away just now, Zhao Lang suddenly smiled at Fu Mei and said: "Fu Mei, there is an oil pot here, do you want to know the mystery just now!"
Guo Fu was stunned for a moment, and immediately recalled that the big man reached in, why was there nothing wrong with the first time he reached in, and the second time he was pressed in by Zhao Lang, but there was something wrong?
Guo Fu bit her fingers, but couldn't help but say curiously: "En...... You know?"
Zhao Lang suddenly made a zipper movement towards his mouth.
Guo Fu asked, "Why are you talking dumb?"
Zhao Lang grabbed Guo Fu's little hand and shook it coquettishly and said: "You told people to shut up! How dare people open their mouths to speak!"
Guo Fu looked at the big man beside him like a child, and suddenly burst out laughing.
Smile, all sentient beings!
Zhao Lang is intoxicated, beautiful, really beautiful, although Guo Fu's temper is irritable in the Condor, but the appearance of this Guo Daxia's daughter is really not covered!
"Okay, then I can't let you speak?" Guo Fu nodded at Zhao Lang.
Zhao Lang suddenly smiled evilly: "Okay, but you have to agree to my request?"
"What else are you going to do?" Guo Fu looked at Zhao Lang and looked at him with a wicked smile, and suddenly blushed, and said in his heart that there must be no good thing.
"At a relative's house, they will reveal the secret for you, it's so exciting!" Zhao Lang turned his face with a smile, looking like he was underwhelmed.
"You! Zhao Lang, you rascal!" Dawu Xiaowu couldn't stand it anymore and opened his mouth to speak.
"Shut up, who let you talk!" Guo Fu glared at them.
"This!this!" Dawu Xiaowu was angry, but he still wanted to talk about it.
"Why, don't listen to me, and say that one by one will look forward to the future for me?" Guo Fu crossed his hands on his hips, and his apricot eyes were round.
Dawu Xiaowu suddenly held his mouth, but the red face like a monkey's ass obviously told the world that they were not lightly angry!
Zhao Lang said to them like a proud little princess: "Did you hear it! Shut up!"
"Zhao Lang, you are even worse than Yang Guo. My brothers and you are not finished!" Dawu Xiaowu said coldly.
Guo Fu looked at Zhao Lang, stretched out the palm of the jade fingers together to face Zhao Lang, and said with a smile: "Zhao villain, you still dare to take advantage of this girl, this girl slaps you, anyway, you have lust." Only a slap can cure it!"
Zhao Langxin said Your sister, this Guo Fu is really not an easy stubble, but Ben Huang is a righteous gentleman who walks alone in Tian Boguang, and he will definitely make you surrender obediently!
"Wow, you can insult me, but you can't insult my appearance, you can hit, but you can't hit me in the face!" Zhao Lang covered his chest with a pitiful look.
Guo Fu was amused by Zhao Lang's smooth talk.
"What nonsense to say. Hurry up and tell others why!" Guo Fu was cautious about Zhao Lang, for fear that he would take advantage of him again, and said in his heart that it would be up to you to play what tricks!
Dawu Xiaowu snorted coldly, if it wasn't for Sister Fu not letting them speak, they would definitely say, "What's the big deal." ”
Zhao Lang smiled, lit the stove, and put the oil pot that the big man reached into for the first time just now.
Soon, the stove was on fire. Not much time for a cauldron on the stove. The oil in the cauldron is bubbling and bubbling!
Guo Fu asked a little questions: "Why is it bubbling so quickly, is this oil hot enough?"
Zhao Lang smiled and said, "Sister Fu, you are so stupid! Does bubbling mean hot? The hot spring water is gurgling and hot?"
Hearing that this villain dared to count himself, Guo Fu suddenly crossed his hands and said angrily: "People don't know! Stupid, big stupid!"
Guo Fu said it three times in a row, saying that he would not tell anyone.
Zhao Lang grabbed Guo Fu and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, I'm stupid." But aren't you stupider than a fool?"
Guo Fu was puzzled: "Why? People are not stupid!"
Zhao Lang smiled and said: "You like me, you like a stupid person, isn't it stupid than a stupid person!"
"You, who likes you, be careful that Miss Ben beats you in nonsense!" Guo Fu suddenly stretched out his little pink fist and knocked Zhao Lang and quibbled.
But this was covered up by the pretty face that was crawling with redness, but it couldn't quibble.
"Look, look!" Zhao Lang covered his chest that was beaten by Xiao Fen with a sigh, rolled his eyes and said, "Murder my husband......"
"Zhao Lang, don't deceive people too much! In front of the public, you dare to tease Fumei without concealment, you are simply lawless! See if we can't go back and don't tell Shiniang!" Dawu couldn't help but speak, holding the knife in his hand, wanting to cut him, but wisely took it back, because he knew that he couldn't beat Zhao Lang at all!
"What are you doing? You don't care about the free love between men and women, who are you? Is Fumei your wife? I can't chase it? I'm talking about flirting with my future daughter-in-law, what do you care about?" Zhao Lang said shamelessly.
This angry Dawu Xiaowu burned his eyebrows, his chest caught fire, and he almost fainted, but he had nothing to say!
"You!" Guo Fu stomped his feet angrily, and said angrily: "You are talking nonsense, I'll leave!"
Zhao Lang grabbed Guo Fu when he arrived, and said with a smile: "Hey, don't mind! People don't mean it! People will show you a show, what is the meat hand in the oil pot called by the people of the rivers and lakes!"
Zhao Lang said, and after turning around, he stood in front of the oil pot and looked at Guo Fu with a smile.
Guo Fu was startled and said with concern: "Zhao Lang, I just asked you to explain, what are you doing!
"Yo, I feel sorry for me!, but, for the sake of Fumei, who will go to hell if I don't go to hell?" Zhao Lang smiled.
Dawu Xiaowu suddenly looked at Zhao Lang with a cruel smile, and said in his heart, what is this stupid fork going to do?
I saw a slender malt-colored hand reach into the gurgling and bubbling oil pot.
Guo Fu was so frightened that her eyes met.
Immediately afterwards, the oil pot suddenly rippled, but Zhao Lang was still smiling.
"Are you okay?" Guo Fu carefully broke a finger, saw Zhao Lang still looking at him with a smile, immediately put down his hand, and applauded excitedly, so that he left Zhao Lang's flirtation with her behind, looked at Zhao Lang adoringly, and blurted out: "Wow, Brother Lang is so amazing!"
"Uh...... What do you mean?" Zhao Lang smiled shamelessly, and then said with a smile: "The time to witness the miracle has come!"
Zhao Lang smiled and stretched out his hand.
I saw his big hands in four words to describe it - intact!
However, Zhao Lang secretly scolded: "Grandma's, it's getting hotter and hotter, fortunately, Lao Tzu took it out early!"
Zhao Lang said, smiling and raising his big hand to Guo Fu and smiling: "Sister Fu, look!
Guo Fu stomped his feet excitedly, and ran to Zhao Lang's body, Brother Lang, Brother Lang, Brother Lang, Brother
"That's great, Brother Lang!" Guo Fu said with a smile.
"How do you know I'm good, you've seen it?" Zhao Lang asked with a smile.
Guo Fu was stunned for a moment, then slapped him with a crimson face, and said, "Stinky rascal!
Dawu Xiaowu saw that Zhao Lang was so aggressive, and he was annoyed and angry, Dawu suddenly stepped forward and said, "Sister Fu, what Zhao Lang can do, I Dawu can also do, what's the big deal!"
Xiao Wu also stepped forward and said, "Fumei, I can do it too!" He just took the props used in other people's performances, and I will too!"
Guo Fu suddenly looked at Dawu Xiaowu coldly, and snorted: "You guys, do you want to be blind again? Don't suffer when the time comes, it's still you!"
"Sister Fu really still cares about me!" Dawu and Xiaowu laughed.
Guo Fu suddenly said: "Don't think crooked, I'm not worried about you, I'm afraid that if you have three long and two short back, my father and mother will count me down!"
Dawu and Xiaowu stood up one after another and said: "We won't implicate your sister!
Guo Fu snorted: "You dare to trouble me, see how this girl will clean you up when the time comes!"
"I ......" Dawu Xiaowu was going to speak again.
Zhao Lang stepped forward with a shy face and said with a smile: "You two, why are you so confident that you can do what I do?"
Dawu and Xiaowu snorted coldly: "I want our brothers to think about you and bow your head, phew, no way!"
Dawu said, stepped forward, put his hands into the oil pot, and suddenly let out a miserable scream, and the conditioned reflex quickly stopped.
I saw Dawu in the next second, it was jumping and jumping, constantly shaking his big hand, and his big hand was already red, but fortunately it was harvested early.
Dahan was so badly injured because his hand was pressed by Zhao Lang and couldn't be taken back.
Seeing that his eldest brother was burned red, Xiao Wu looked at Zhao Lang and scolded angrily: "Zhao Lang, what kind of trick are you playing!"
"What did I do?" Zhao Lang asked puzzled.
Guo Fu stomped his feet angrily and said, "Dawu, I told you a long time ago, you are not as good as Zhao Lang, and you are still going to be blind, now it's okay! Xiao Wu, why don't you take Dawu to the doctor quickly!"
Xiao Wu nodded again and again, and then rushed towards the pharmacy with Da Wu in a hurry.
Zhao Lang suddenly covered his chest, and Sang Xin asked: "You care so much about Dawu, although I am a strong man, I will also be jealous!"
Guo Fu's face turned red, and he wanted to say, 'No, I just don't want my father and mother to count myself down because of Dawu's injury', but he suddenly became angry at the bad things Zhao Lang did to him, and suddenly said angrily: "It's good to be jealous, it's best for you to be jealous!"
Zhao Lang let out a miserable "wow", "My heart hurts, it hurts...... Sister Fu, please touch my chest to help me soothe my heartache ......" (to be continued......)
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