Chapter 1 I am Wei Xiaobao
Chapter 1: I'm Wei Xiaobao
The sun shines just right on the mountains.
A handsome man with a white face, dressed in a gray coarse cloth coat, lay lazily among the grass. He was in a daze with Erlang's legs crossed.
"Fuck, I, Wei Xiaobao, have been a bandit all my life? ”
Wei Xiaobao suddenly got up and couldn't help but sigh.
At first, I was a little nervous about traveling to this familiar and unfamiliar era.
The emperor is Kangxi, and Ao Bai is also an auxiliary minister, but this era is not the Qing Dynasty, born in a country called the Qing Dynasty.
Knowing that his identity turned out to be the handsome and dashing Wei Xiaobao, who may be Lord Wei of the Qing Empire in the future, Wei Xiaobao was so happy in his heart.
Since then, standing at the gate of the Spring Garden run by his mother every day, waiting for what Mao Eighteen, Chen Jinnan threw himself into his arms. Since then, he has a big turning point in his life, entered the palace, and called Kangxi a brother, and then the silver beauty rushed into his arms like a tide.
It's a pity, the reality is so fucking cruel!
Because of the ruffian hooligan brawl, the disaster affected the Spring Garden. My mother is nowhere to be found, and she is homeless, so she has left her homeland, and now she is in the grass.
At this time, a shout came from the top of the mountain, interrupting Wei Xiaobao's thoughts: "Brother Bao, come here, there is a beautiful woman lying here." ”
"Don't move, whoever moves Lao Tzu will cut him. ”
Could it be that the turning point of fate is coming? Wei Xiaobao quickly patted his ass and got up.
"Erniu, where is the beauty, where is the beauty?" Before reaching the top of the mountain, Wei Xiaobao asked while running wildly.
Erniu let go and said, "Brother Bao, here." ”
It's unbelievable that there is a beautiful woman lying on top of the weeds on the top of the mountain. She was dressed in white, and her face was as white as jade. Delicate and delicate, concave and convex.
At this moment, she seemed to be in a coma. The eyes are slightly closed, the facial features are delicate and beautiful, and a pair of weak and boneless white hands are placed on the lower abdomen. This posture is really moving and seductive, and it makes people want to stop.
"It's so beautiful...... Wei Xiaobao's throat rolled, and a ball of anger burned in his abdomen, which was really uncomfortable.
Wei Xiaobao showed a pure and shameless smile, and suddenly knelt beside the beauty. He held out his finger and put it under the beauty's nose.
"There is still gas, there is still salvation, and the opportunity has come. Wei Xiaobao waved his fist excitedly. He immediately put his hands on the ground, inhaled sharply, then leaned over and kissed it cleanly.
"Brother Bao, you're too anxious. She hasn't woken up yet. You're so unkind. Erniu grumbled while swallowing his saliva.
After kissing a few times, Wei Xiaobao stopped. He glared at Erniu and said, "You, understand, a, fart."
"This is called artificial respiration, and Lao Tzu is saving him. ”
Er Niu looked aggrieved, this way of kissing people can also save people? I haven't studied, don't lie to me? Er Niu then muttered quite unwillingly: "Taking advantage is taking advantage, and saying that saving people is despicable." ”
"Do you say it again?" Wei Xiaobao glared straight at Er Niu, and Er Niu stopped talking.
Wei Xiaobao turned his head and continued to admire the big beauty on the grass. Dressed in palace clothes, wearing a jasper hairpin, his skin is as condensed as fat and white as jade.
"It must be a rich girl, as beautiful as a fairy. Wei Xiaobao praised.
After a while, the girl still did not wake up. Wei Xiaobao thought about it, he couldn't just let it go and didn't save it, he would be damned. So Wei Xiaobao put his right hand on the girl's chest, pressed the back of his right hand with his left hand, and pressed down together.
Seeing this action, Erniu's eyes were about to stare down. He said: "Brother Bao, you start touching after kissing." She hasn't woken up yet. You...... You are despicable plus shameless. ”
Wei Xiaobao stopped the movement in his hand, glanced at the strong man, and said, "Lao Tzu will let you touch her little hand now, will you touch it?"
Erniu smiled embarrassedly, and Niuniu pinched and said, "Of course I can't refuse what Brother Bao ordered." ”
"Dirty", Wei Xiaobao suddenly scolded, and said: "I'm here to save her, do you know how to save people? Go away, don't use your dirty thoughts to defile my pure rescue action." ”
As soon as he heard this, Erniu almost vomited. Because of his identity, he could only stand stupidly and watch Brother Bao "play profanely". The itch in his heart made him stand uneasy.
"Brother Bao, it's not good......"
At this moment, a voice came from down the mountain. A dark-skinned young man with a spatula in his hand hurried up.
Erniu looked at the young man and said, "Sangou, is the meal ready?"
"No, it's Liu ...... Liu ......: "Sangou couldn't say a word because of urgency.
When Erniu heard the word Liu, his face turned white. He said: "Liu He led people to attack the mountain?"
Sangou nodded quickly, swallowed his saliva and recovered: "Yes." ”
There is a king named Liu Xiong on the next mountain, who is invincible all over the world by practicing kung fu. Liu He is his son, who is idle, and likes to use his father's name to play prestige everywhere.
"Brother Bao, don't be busy doing bad things. There is **annoyance. Liu He, that kid is here again. You put him together last time, and it is estimated that he will take someone to level our Black Wind Village this time. ”
After pressing his hands a few times, Wei Xiaobao found that the breath of the beauty in white had turned around. Daxi said: "Okay, all the brothers will fight with me to fight the enemy." ”
There was a sound of killing on the mountainside, screams, weapons crashing, insults, and shouts.
There are hundreds of enemies, and there are only about 20 brothers in Weijiazhai. In less than half a pillar of incense, the dead and wounded were exhausted.
"Who dares to hurt my brother. ”
A shout came from the mountain, and Wei Xiaobao rushed like a wild wolf.
Wei Xiaobao watched his brothers die one by one, lying on the ground. Anger, burning brightly in his dantian, filled the chest cavity and occupied the atrium.
From a distance, a woman was tied to a stake. Melon seed face, delicate facial features, dressed in coarse cloth clothes, and innocent face. Like a mountain village girl.
At this moment, the clothes on the girl's chest were torn, and a corner of the red belly pocket was exposed. Wantonly insulted by a man.
"Wei Xiaobao, you dog offal. You saved her that day, and today Lao Tzu will enjoy her at the gate of your Wei family. Not only do I want to enjoy her, but I also let my men go on one by one, what can you do. Huh?"
Chirping......
Liu He grabbed it violently, and there was a cracking sound, and the clothes on the girl's chest were torn open, revealing her snow-white skin.
"Ah......h
"Scream, the more you scream, the more Lao Tzu's heart beats", looking at the red belly pocket, looking at the snow-white and tender skin, Liu He's lustful heart rippled, and he licked his tongue unconsciously.
His eyes were as cold as ice, and Wei Xiaobao let out a beast-like roar: Kill.
Wei Xiaobao suddenly moved. He held a dagger in each hand, and the man swept like a swift wind. His fight is very strange, and he does not have a regular move, but uses strange dodge footwork to avoid the enemy's attack and cut the enemy's throat.
The shot is old and spicy, and the means are cruel. Wei Xiaobao was like a broken bamboo, unstoppable, like a wild wolf, killing Liu He all the way.
Liu He's face showed fear, but he didn't back down, but stood with a sneer.
Killing in front of Liu He, Wei Xiaobao kicked the ground with one foot and rose into the air. He clenched the dagger with both hands, and the person was like a bow, stabbing at Liu He fiercely.
Liu He knew that he had a backhand, and he knew that someone was secretly protecting. But he was still shocked by Wei Xiaobao's astonishing murderous aura, and he was stunned, his pupils constricted.
Bang......
Both legs appeared in the air and kicked Wei Xiaobao's chest at the same time. Wei Xiaobao suddenly felt a huge force attack. It made his eyes go black, and he couldn't breathe for a moment.
"Brother Bao......" Erniu and Sangou watched Brother Bao being knocked away, and they were all extremely worried, and ran towards Wei Xiaobao.
Wei Xiaobao breathed secretly, and after inhaling a few times, his breathing came back normally. He immediately turned around and landed on the ground, taking eight steps back before he could stand firm.
A sharp pain came from his chest, and Wei Xiaobao spat out a mouthful of blood.
"I was kicked and cracked my sternum. "Wei Xiaobao secretly said that it is not good.
At this time, there were two people standing in front of Liu He, both as tall as mountains. The most surprising thing is that they all have an illusory wolf shadow behind them.
"Beast Warrior. Erniu looked at the illusory wolf shadow and couldn't help but be surprised.
Beast martial arts are no longer just martial arts, but a special ritual method that integrates humans and beasts. Beyond the reach of ordinary people. It can be classified as a junior cultivator.
"Damn, have there been cultivators since the beginning of the Qing Dynasty? This is simply an upgraded version of the Deer and Ding Ji. Wei Xiaobao smiled bitterly, although he was born as a Sanda champion, he couldn't fuck as a cultivator in this world.
Liu He came back to his senses, he looked at Wei Xiaobao and said, "Grab this miscellaneous, Lao Tzu is going to cut him." ”
Last time, when he insulted this girl from a mountain village, he was beaten by Wei Xiaobao and didn't say anything. was almost cut off. At that time, for the first time in his life, he was so scared that he peed his pants. It was the greatest shame of his life.
Today, we must get it back!
Liu Xiong had four heavenly kings under him, and these two tall and mighty people were two of them today. Dealing with a small cottage and launching two beast martial arts is an unprecedented thing in their Weihu Mountain.
Erniu and Sangou stood in front of Wei Xiaobao, holding the big knife in their hands tightly and said, "Brother Bao, you go quickly." ”
Wei Xiaobao looked at these two brothers who were usually noisy with him, and at this moment, he did not hesitate to save his life. A touch of emotion flowed through his heart.
"Get out of the way. Wei Xiaobao gave an order and took out a strange thing from his arms.
It was black, the size of a palm. It seems to be made of refined iron. The front is a round pipe, and the back is curved......
The two beasts roared, and everywhere they went, they flew sand and stones.
Bang bang......
Two explosions in succession frightened everyone.
The two beast warriors let out a muffled snort and looked at their chests in a daze. They couldn't believe that a hole had been punched in their body, and blood was flowing down the wound. The shadow on his back is gone.
"You ......" They raised their right hand and pointed at Wei Xiaobao with difficulty, and fell to the ground after only saying a word, unable to get up again.
"How good can you do with a pistol?" Wei Xiaobao sneered and blew two breaths into the barrel of the gun with great satisfaction.
Everyone looked at Wei Xiaobao's black thing, and a question rose in their hearts: What kind of weapon is that, so powerful. I don't see how it can kill, it can kill two beast warriors, it's amazing.
When Liu He saw that the beast Wu was dead, his first reaction was to flee for his life. He immediately turned around and ran.
"Erniu, catch this brute. Wei Xiaobao sneered.