Lin Xiao looked at the fat man blankly. The fat man looked at Lin Xiao drunkenly, and exclaimed: "Brother, your long hair is really good, tsk, you have oily skin and smooth flesh, why do you look like a big girl?

Lin Xiao continued to look at the fat man blankly, and the wordy fat man muttered these words, but Lin Xiao didn't understand a word.

A strong wind blew on the river, and the dark clouds in the sky gradually dispersed, revealing a round of moon. The blue and white moonlight shone down, and in the grove, which had been washed clean by a shower, the branches and leaves seemed to glow, and a very faint halo shrouded the branches and leaves. Lin Xiao looked up at the moonlit sky, the strong wind was pushing away the dark clouds, and a line of dark clouds retreated towards the sky as fast as a galloping horse, and on the avenue by the river not far away, there was once again the noise and cheers of the people. Several steamers in the center of the river slowly sailed by, and the sound of a thick whistle sounded, crushing the reflection of the bright moon in the center of the river and shattering into a sparkling river.

Looking up to the sky with a long sigh, Lin Xiao stood up and instinctively reached out and touched his fingers. The storage ring on his finger had been shattered, and there was only a faint mark on his finger. Lin Xiao was stunned, he originally wanted to take out a robe to cover his body, he lowered his head, and looked at his fingers helplessly. The river breeze blew, and Lin Xiao suddenly felt that the wind was very cold and cool. Lin Xiao turned his head and looked at the bald fat man with a red face, the bald fat man poured the last bit of wine in the wine bottle into his mouth, looked at Lin Xiaole happily and said, "Brother, what's the matter?" Tsk, why do you keep touching your fingers? What's wrong? Lost your wedding ring? Ah, congratulations, congratulations, your wife will ask you to kneel on the motherboard when she goes back, or CPU?"

Lin Xiao shook his head stupidly, he made a seal in his right hand, and he was waiting to invite the clouds to fly away.

The body was empty, and the true yuan could not be extracted at all, and the dirty and thin aura of the outside world did not obey the call, and a little bit of extremely light water vapor flashed under Lin Xiao's feet, and it simply disappeared invisibly. Lin Xiao was stunned, he stomped his feet on the ground hard, and shouted: "Escape!" Lin Xiao, who wanted to use Earth Escape to escape from his current embarrassing situation, stamped out a small dirt pit on the ground, and he was still standing in front of the bald fat man with a strange face.

"Oh my God!" the bald fat man patted his head, shook his head and sighed: "Brother, are you confused when you read the novel?" He staggered towards the exit of the grove and waved his hand as he walked: " Brother, squat there honestly, don't show your head. There are beautiful little girls everywhere here, and you are walking around swinging that thing, and beware of being invited to tea by the police uncle!"

Lin Xiao still didn't understand the fat man's words, but he at least understood: There are beautiful little girls everywhere here!

Lin Shan has taught Lin Xiao with various ethics and righteousness since he was a child, so that Lin Xiao has developed a little fantatious temper. There were a lot of little girls around here - Lin Xiao himself had heard it, and not far away, the voices of many women were chattering. Lin Xiao honestly held his head in his hands and squatted in the bushes under a flower tree. Lin Xiao looked at the fat man's back pitifully, hoping that he could come back with some clothes as soon as possible. The cool breeze passed under Lin Xiao's step, Lin Xiao unnaturally put his legs together, and sighed with great resentment.

"God~ What the hell is going on?here, where is it?" Lin Xiao took a deep breath again, and there was still no reaction in the empty dantian. He extracted the aura from the outside world according to the mind of the Xuanwu Baojiao, and the turbid, with an indescribable smell of the aura poured into Lin Xiao's body, Lin Xiao's clean and clean body with only a piece of pure flesh and blood spasmed violently, like a loach caught from the water, Lin Xiao's body twitched violently, he opened his mouth, 'wow' retching, and a trace of water squirted out of his mouth with white foam. Lin Xiao never knew that there would be such a 'magical' aura of heaven and earth in the world - an aura that almost smoked a Jindan monk to death!

"Pig, pig, I'm a pig's head~ Woo, woo!" With a strange singing, the bald fat man walked back to the grove with a pair of pants in his left hand, a T-shirt in his right hand, and a pair of plastic slippers hanging from his belt. Far away, the fat man threw his clothes to Lin Xiao, and he shouted with a smile: "Brother, fortunately there is a shopping mall next to it, otherwise, you have to wait a little longer with your bare buttocks! Come on, I don't know what your size is, so I didn't buy you underwear, so you can make do with it!"

Lin Xiao carried the colorful beach pants and the red and green Hawaiian-style T-shirt, and then looked at the strangely shaped flip-flops, he asked in horror: "Can you wear this clothes?"

The fat man rolled his eyes and said angrily: "I can wear it, why can't I wear it? You see, I am not very good in dressing? However, I just wear one more pair of underwear than you!" The fat man simply took off his shorts, revealing a pair of tattered boxers with several large holes on them. The river breeze blew, and the wide trousers swayed in the night breeze, which set off the fat man with a bit of style. Lin Xiao's body trembled for a moment, he thought left and right for a while, in the spirit of having a piece of cloth to wrap the vital points of the body is better than [***], Lin Xiao referred to the fat man's dress, and put on a set of shorts, short sleeves and slippers neatly.

"Good girl, the bargains that people have cleared and handled, the three major pieces together only cost me twenty-eight yuan and five cents, how can I wear it on him, there is such a different smell? Is he too handsome, or is I too ugly with a pig's head?" The bald fat man looked at the neatly dressed Lin Xiao blankly, and a ray of angry light appeared in his small eyes-this is jealousy, this is anger, this is resentment-"God, why can't you make me more handsome?" The fat man suddenly raised his head to the sky and shouted, but he almost scared Lin Xiao to jump.

I have to say that this bargain processed by clearance and price reduction, once it reaches Lin Xiao's body, it will have a little more charm. The tall and handsome Lin Xiao put on this casual clothes, but he insisted on wearing the temperament of a high-end suit. His hair was spread out in a bun, his long black and bright hair hung down to his waist, the river breeze blew, his long hair fluttered, and the strands of hair brushed over Lin Xiao's handsome face, giving people a great visual impact - this was a perfect statue from the hand of a master, not a living person.

The fat man looked at Lin Xiao blankly for a while, and suddenly looked up to the sky and sighed: "If my book can be made into a film, you are the best candidate for the protagonist! Well, however, you are so handsome and handsome, if you don't add some erotic plots to it, you can't stand your good skin!" Shaking his head, the fat man snapped his fingers and said loudly: "Brother, no one drinks with me today, why don't we get together at a table?"

A few minutes later, Lin Xiao and the fat man were already sitting at a dining table by the river, looking at the brilliant night scene on the other side of the river, watching the cruise ships shuttling back and forth in the heart of the river, drinking mellow dark beer, and eating exotic sauerkraut sausages. The bald fat man gulped beer and muttered incoherently. Lin Xiao looked at the surrounding scenery expressionlessly, carefully pondering how he came here. The beer and sausage, Lin Xiao didn't want to touch at all. The materials used to make these drinks and food were also mixed with strange impurities that made Lin Xiao unbearable, but when he smelled that smell from afar, Lin Xiao almost didn't vomit.

Seeing that the bald fat man had eaten three stout beers in a very short period of time, and swallowed two plates of sausages and a fried pig's trotter noodles into his stomach without changing color, Lin Xiao couldn't help but nod - this guy's appetite is really worthy of his size.

The fragrant wind wafted by, and several girls wearing small camisoles and small hot pants tightly wrapped around their buttocks walked past the table of the two with a smile. Lin Xiao looked at his nose and heart, and pressed his hands on his knees in a regular manner, not daring to look at the large patches of bare white skin on those girls. The bald fat man patted Lin Xiao's shoulder hard, and said with a smile: "Brother, look, that girl wearing a blue suspender, that ass is shaking a wonderful way~ swaying posture~ Tsk, this white and delightful ~"

Lin Xiao opened his eyes and said to the bald fat man very seriously: "This Taoist friend, the so-called indecent disrespect, don't you even know the truth of this saint?" Lin Xiao looked at the fat man, and was a little disapproving: This bald Taoist friend wanted to be a Buddhist monk, although there was no precept scar on the top of his head, and he had violated countless precepts by eating meat and drinking alcohol, but he was an ancient Taoist hot sake. It's just that even if a Buddhist monk doesn't have a ring scar and eats meat and drinks wine, these precepts can be committed, but only a silver ring can never be touched.

Shaking his head gently, Lin Xiao said earnestly to the bald fat man: "Fellow Daoist, although your cultivation is low~" Lin Xiao once again looked at the bald fat man with enough energy - yes, he has no cultivation at all, but he is a bald head, in Lin Xiao's cognition, only the Buddhist cultivators of Buddhism will be bald. This bald fat man has no cultivation at all, maybe it has something to do with the poor quality of the aura in this world? Lin Xiao sighed: "However, after all, Daoyou is a member of the Buddhist sect, and it is just a matter of eating meat and drinking wine, and this color precept must not be violated." If you break the pure yang body, there should be a great obstacle to the cultivation of Daoist friends. ”

With a piece of fried crispy pork skin in his mouth, the bald fat man looked at Lin Xiao blankly, and suddenly, a burst of hysterical laughter erupted from the fat man's oily mouth, and with it, there were large mouthfuls of beer and pork crumbs. The beer choked on the pig's throat, and the pig's head laughed and coughed violently, his chubby white skin quickly turned red, and his already red lips were even purple. The fat man slapped his thigh hard, but accidentally used too much force, and the slap made a crisp sound on his thigh, and the fat man let out a sharp howl in pain while bursting with laughter, and his face was twisted in pain.

On this riverside avenue, there are several bars and restaurants, and there are more than 100 tables scattered in the open air. The fat man's hysterical laughter and screaming made the surrounding tourists look sideways, and everyone watched, Lin Xiao's face soon became purple and swollen, and the smooth plastic bench seemed to have sharp barbs, Lin Xiao's buttocks grinded on the bench, his head slowly lowered slowly, and his head was almost buried between his legs.

The fat man laughed for a while, then leaned back comfortably on the chair, slapped his fat belly with both hands, splashed layers of white flesh, and said happily: "Brother, you are poisoned by reading novels! Is a bald person must be a monk? Does a person who wears makeup must be a woman? Does a woman who is a woman ** a woman have to be a woman? In these years, when a man goes to augment his breasts, he can wear a bra to dress as a woman! A woman can wear a suit and pretend to be a man when she has her breasts flattened! Tsk, am I like a monk?"

The fat man patted his bald head, touched his cheeks that were about to hang down to his neck, and pulled the huge earlobes under his ears, the fat man grinned and showed a smug smile: "However, I have a brother who said that if I find a lotus platform to sit on, I can also pretend to be Xiao Xitian's yellow-eyed old Buddha!"

"Old Buddha with yellow eyebrows?" Lin Xiao was stunned, looked left and right carefully, and found that the attention of the tourists around him was no longer on him, so he raised his head and asked curiously: "Who is the old Buddha with yellow eyebrows?

"Huh?" the fat man paused for a moment, then laughed happily again. He picked up a beer glass the size of a human head, drank a little beer in the cup, and then snapped his fingers to summon a dark-skinned clerk, stretched out his right palm, gestured three fat thick fingers, and said with a grin: "This, three more!"

The clerk smiled, took away the empty glasses on the table, and quickly brought in three beers.

The fat man picked up a glass of beer, drank half a cup greedily, and then burped, looked at Lin Xiaole with wandering eyes, and said: "Huangmei Old Buddha, that's a great master! That is the first master of Maitreya Old Buddha in the Western Buddha Realm? In short, he is a great master! He has a congenital seed bag and a golden bowl, and he is the most capable of catching and taking people!" The fat man muttered, boasting about the plot of "Journey to the West" about Huangmei Lao Buddha and Lin Xiao.

Lin Xiao was stunned by the fat man. Accompanied by the fat man's narration, Lin Xiao kept sighing with emotion: "I see, I see, the yellow-eyed old Buddha is powerful, can you introduce Lin Xiao to one or two?" Lin Xiao looked at the fat man eagerly, only hoping that the fat man could introduce a few masters of the cultivation world for him, so that he could ask where this 'earth' was located and how he could return to the Black Sand Star.

For Ao Xue's safety, Lin Xiao was not worried. He pondered, he himself was just a cultivator in the Jindan period, and he could inexplicably get out of the forbidden immortal array, Ao Xue and Shen Xiaobai's cultivation was countless times higher than his own, couldn't he still cope with a small forbidden immortal array?

Lin Xiao now has a headache, just how to go back to Black Sand Star.

The information left to him by the Lord of the Fallen Realm also contains no information about Earth. This planet should be extremely remote, so remote that a great supernatural person like the Lord of the Fallen Realm does not know about its existence. Lin Xiao also had a rare opportunity to become smarter, and knew that the most direct and best way to find a way out of here was to find a cultivator on this planet!

The fat man's brain had been burned by alcohol, he snorted a few vaguely, his two thick arms waved indiscriminately, and promised loudly: "Zhong~ Pig's head, I'll take you to meet a few of my brothers tomorrow~ uh, isn't this~ just a yellow-eyed old Buddha? uh, what do you want to listen to? What kind of god man who opened the world, the great immortal who divides the river and the sea, the monk who collects yin and supplements yang, and the Taoist who cultivates yin and yang, uh, there are~ uh, big wholesale, I guarantee your satisfaction! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!"

The fat man had drunk too much, and he was still sitting upright in front of Lin Xiao, but his two eyeballs had lost focus. He smiled at Lin Xiao in a daze: "I guarantee that you are satisfied! Hehe, brother, you come to this place tomorrow to find me, Gaga, I will introduce you to a few of my friends!"

With a long sigh, the fat man looked up to the sky and sighed: "It's not ladylike to meet people! Fuck, a playful dog was caught by the police uncle and went to the bureau to drink tea; a gallstone was caught by his wife and hung with water; a kidney stone was desperately pouring water and jumping to pull the stone out--Damn, I'm not afraid of breaking the urethra!Hmm~ And a few of them have encountered some strange problems? Alas~ Lonely~ If you want to pull someone out to drink with you, there is no one~ Is it really going to force me to find a woman?"

(To be continued)