Chapter 226: Jiang Ziya appears
Everyone couldn't help but be stunned, and it took a long time to hear Zhuang Zhou's face full of admiration: "Boss, I am deeply impressed by your shamelessness. β
Zhuang Xiong rolled his eyes and said impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and hand in all your investigation results." β
The vegetable gang hurriedly handed over his share first, Ziyu and Kong Xuan were also busy handing it over, but Zhuang Zhou took out a large stack of thickness, and said with a smile: "Boss, I know that you are usually quite boring, I don't have many people who record this, but the matter is quite detailed and interesting, you can read it as a novel." β
Zhuang Xiong was speechless, how boring does this Zhuang Zhou have to be to do such a thing?
Zhuang Zhou knew what he was thinking when he saw Zhuang Xiong's expression, and couldn't help laughing: "Do you think I'm really as stupid as them, and I'm going to investigate them one by one? I have countless secret agents in the human race, this little thing, casually order, what do you want? There are a lot of them in Cangjie's hands alone, and it is very easy to complete the task." β
Everyone was speechless, but Zhuang Zhou continued: "Boss, have you forgotten your previous motto? What's more, it's too easy to be lazy about this matter, right?"
Zhuang Xiong rolled his eyes and said, "What I didn't expect is that you can be so arrogant and so calm when you are lazy." It's so proud, as if he's done something great. β
Zhuang Zhou was stunned, and Ziyu and the others couldn't help laughing.
Zhuang Zhou wanted to argue a few more words, but Zhuang Xiong waved his hand and said: "Zhuang Zhou and the vegetable gang help me analyze it, and others can't help, so why should I go." β
Seeing that everyone had gone out, Zhuang Xiong stretched lazily and said, "Okay, now it's time to start work, you are responsible for classification, marking the damned people, and telling me the people on the list, I'll be responsible for seeing what kind of god position is more appropriate for these people." β
Cai Bangzi and Zhuang Zhou glanced at each other, and Zhuang Zhou couldn't help but ask: "Boss, this, isn't it Haotian's job to arrange the divine position? Shouldn't it be up to him to determine, can you pronounce the sentence at that time? After all, he is the one who will employ people in the future." β
Zhuang Xiong rolled his eyes and said: "Why do you have to say it so clearly? To put it simply, Zhuang Zhou's laziness just now reminded me, one of you is my corpse, and the other is my protΓ©gΓ©, you should help me do something, right? β
Cai Bangzi Zhuang Zhou looked at the pile-up of one-person-tall information, and then glanced at Zhuang Xiong holding a pen in his hand, unfolding the thin list of gods, looking like he was waiting to be copied, and couldn't help but look at each other.
Cai Bangzi's eyes couldn't help but be full of resentment, looking at Zhuang Zhou innocently, but Zhuang Zhou wanted to slap himself in the mouth, why did he have to show his level of laziness in front of the boss? But he forgot that there is a person here who is most qualified to be lazy, and it happens to be the oppressive class on his head.
Zhuang Zhou couldn't help but say pitifully: "Boss, you see that there is so much information, you can help share a little, or you can ask Ziyu and Kong Xuan to come in and help." Nor do they understand nothing. β
Zhuang Xiong pretended to ponder for a while, and said: "Okay, I'm not unreasonable, if you want to ask them for help, just go and call it yourself, just call Ziyu to copy, I can also spare time to help you share a little." β
The vegetable gang hurriedly ran out and flattered: "Sure enough, the master will feel sorry for us, so I'll go and discuss it with Senior Sister Ziyu." β
Although Zhuang Zhou had a little doubt in his heart, he was also busy patting his ass, and he really didn't dare to offend this person anymore.
But seeing Zhuang Xiong stepped forward, he randomly dialed the pile of materials, but took out the novel-style materials brought by Zhuang Zhou, and said: "Okay, I'll help you share these, you see, I almost took the average amount at once." β
Zhuang Zhou couldn't help but be speechless, unable to speak for a long time, although in terms of thickness, it was indeed an ordinary amount, but in fact, the content in the middle was probably less than one-tenth. Most of the content is actually just to make it interesting for myself to watch, write some interesting things, see and hear, and so on.
Zhuang Zhou also rushed back with Ziyu and others, but he didn't find anything wrong with Zhuang Xiong's obtainment, and thought that Zhuang Xiong had really helped a lot, and he slapped it for a while, causing Zhuang Zhou to smile helplessly. But he didn't dare to tell the truth at this time, who knows what kind of tricks Zhuang Xiong had already prepared to toss him? After all, when it comes to this, I am afraid that no one in the entire flood wilderness is Zhuang Xiong's opponent.
Zhuang Xiong beckoned and asked Ziyu to go over to help copy, Ziyu said to Zhuang Xiong's side, and the information in Zhuang Xiong's hand that had been discovered was different from the form she had collected, and she couldn't help but react quickly, covering her mouth and snickering.
Countless Zhuang Xiong has never heard of the names of people, so they were filled in one by one on the list of gods, of course, Zhuang Xiong will naturally look at them one by one, and ask each person's identity, in the interpretation of the two religions or other places are there any special identity, after all, this god is actually a big game of chess, there are many things that need to be taken care of.
And when Zhuang Xiong was busy filling in the list of gods, the plan to seal the gods in the wilderness finally began.
The first to strike was Yun Zhongzi, and the original task for him was to see the right time to go to the palace of the king of Xuan to test Daji, and see the situation of the temptation of the king of Zhou, and the degree of mediocrity. And the purpose of Yun Zhongzi's appearance is to imply that Daji has already started the plan, of course, they haven't mentioned these things to Daji, but if Daji is smart enough, he should be able to know a lot of things just from the temptation, and it will speed up the progress of the show.
The process is naturally not allowed to be expressed, Daji is indeed very smart, after Yun Zhongzi entered the sword, the level of mediocrity of the king of Xuan immediately began to rise to a higher level, countless tortures were invented, the harem of the previous dynasty began to change, and the entire Shang Dynasty immediately became different.
The next one to shoot was Nuwa, she didn't have a plan, and she didn't know the plan, but she knew that as long as she reacted, someone would understand what he meant and would definitely cooperate with her.
And Nuwa's shot is Lei Zhenzi from the sky, Lei Zhenzi was originally a demon clan, Nuwa put him down in the realm, just to take the opportunity to find a backer for the ordinary demon clan, find a leader, and directly contact the future royal family, take the opportunity of the gods to seek a position, whether it is Zhuang Xiong or Haotian, they have to give this face.
What no one expected was that the second one to shoot was still Nuwa, in fact, it was not Nuwa, but the spirit bead was born, this life coincided with the catastrophe of the gods, and it was also the time when the spirit bead returned, but this time, Taiyi Zhenren did not dare to hand Nezha as a disciple without permission, and naturally there was no need to worry about what tail was too big to fall, this goods were very shameless and sent Nezha directly to Mount Emei.
That Li Jing has also heard of the name of Mount Emei, he has always wanted to become an immortal, but he has been burdened by qualifications and has not learned anything, seeing that his son can have such an opportunity, even if he was born a little strange, he still accepted it.
It's just that they have shirked the responsibility, but Zhuang Xiong has a headache, this is a funny and troublesome master, it's not that he can't educate, but he really doesn't have the mood to take care of a little kid who is not cute at all, especially now that he is still busy with the matter of sealing the gods, who has time to take care of him?
So Zhuang Xiong thought about it, and was going to hand it over to Hu Mei, but first, Hu Ling's health was not very good, and he might need Hu Mei's care, and second, whether Hu Mei could stop this demon king, Zhuang Xiong really had no bottom in his heart, so he simply handed over the spirit beads to Kong Xuan and let her toss it.
Lingzhuzi went up the mountain, but Zhuang Xiong pinched his fingers and felt that the time was almost up, so he said indifferently: "You guys sort it out first, but, without my opinion, no one is allowed to fill in the god list at will, that's it, I'll take the god list with me, it's time for me to go down the mountain to appear, if you have any problems in the future, just come to the world to find it." After the list was compiled, it was also sent to me in the world. β
Zhuang Zhou couldn't help rolling his eyes, but Cai Bangzi and the others were busy saying yes.
Zhuang Xiong entered the world, he didn't want to be as sad as Jiang Ziya, and he didn't think about opening a fortune-telling parlor or helping the king do anything, he wandered the world so quietly, seemingly blending into the crowd, but there was a transcendent artistic conception outside the object.
Zhuang Xiong went down the mountain this time, but the main reason was to find an outcast, just like Shen Gongbao, who was named a god in the original book, and sent all the people on the list in his plan to the battlefield one by one and sent them to the god list.
This is not something that anyone can do, you must first be familiar with it, otherwise who will take care of you? If you want to help, you can help? Have you prepared enough for the appearance fee?
Moreover, this is not a small project, there are people in all parts of the three mountains and five mountains, and it is impossible to be near the battlefield, and even strictly speaking, they are quite far away, and the battlefield is impossible to expand, so it is necessary to have eloquence to pull relations and use stratagems to send people to the battlefield.
Zhuang Xiong didn't pay much attention to the disciples of the juniors, how would he know about these people? Of course, he couldn't let his peers do this kind of thing, and this sacrifice would inevitably be a bit big, after all, this matter has infinite cause and effect, and it also attracts people's hatred. Almost as soon as the task was decided, he was already an outcast.
Such a candidate is not easy to find, not to mention that Zhuang Xiong knows so many people in his head, but they are all outstanding disciples of the three sects, the treasure of the primordial Tongtian, if Zhuang Xiong dares to open his mouth and sacrifice it, I am afraid that the primordial and Tongtian will immediately turn their faces, right?
Zhuang Xiong was thinking about it, and before he knew it, he had already traveled to the national capital to sing, and he saw the bustling crowd gathered together, as if they were talking about something, and Zhuang Xiong was also awakened.
Zhuang Xiong glanced at it casually, but couldn't help but be stunned instantly, he actually saw that a fortune teller was desperately pinching a woman's veins, and that woman was the jade pipa essence. Could it be that this old fortune teller turned out to be Jiang Ziya? Isn't there nothing to do with him anymore? Why does Jiang Ziya still appear? Is he still the reincarnation of an earth spirit? Is he still a primitive disciple?
Zhuang Xiong's mind was running fast, and the most important thing was that he had a senior brother named Shen Gongbao? If there was such a person, it would really help him a lot.
The corners of Zhuang Xiong's mouth couldn't help but show a playful smile, and he also followed the bustling crowd and walked towards the palace together.
Looking at Jiang Ziya's laborious appearance of sending a three-flavor real fire, Zhuang Xiong was really a little puzzled in his heart, is this really a primitive disciple? Primitive wants to train a good disciple, no matter what kind of qualifications and what kind of cause and effect, can he still be trained? If he thinks it's not worth it, he won't accept it in the first place?
Even if it is Zhuang Xiong, those countless spirit fruits can pile up a few good disciples, but it is really not good, throw it to the underworld, and after reincarnation, he will be a disciple with good qualifications. How could a primitive want such a disciple? How could he be trained like this?
But said that although Jiang Ziya was bent on becoming an immortal, he was a secular person, and a set of words was awe-inspiring, and he couldn't help but win the appreciation of the king of Xu, and there was a Daji who was bent on avenging his sisters.
When the crowd gradually dispersed, Jiang Ziya also left the palace and walked out of the city, even if Jiang Ziya appeared, there would definitely be Song Yiren brothers, Jiang Ziya should have borrowed it, right?
It was only a few miles out of the city, and it was already sparsely populated, Zhuang Xiong didn't show his head, just smiled lightly, and said, "Jiang Ziya, who is your teacher?"
Jiang Ziya was shocked, but he said quietly on the surface: "May I ask which fellow is here? Please come out and see you, I'm afraid it's not polite to talk like this, right?"
Zhuang Xiong smiled: "Let me talk to you, you are not qualified enough, even if you are your teacher, it is not certain whether you are qualified to talk to me." If I ask you, just say it, don't go around the bush. β
Jiang Ziya said indifferently: "If you refuse to show up, you can't obey your fate." β
Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but chuckle and said: "Yo, there is still a bit of backbone, if you don't say it, I'll guess it, although you entered the Shang Dynasty, it will definitely not be Tongtian, otherwise you won't even have a recommendation, and besides, the surname Tongtian can't teach a disciple like you." β
"However, there are too many disciples in Tongtian, if you are a registered disciple or even a registered disciple, or if you are just a disciple of a disciple, then maybe it is not enough. However, in general, depending on the method you used to deal with the jade pipa essence just now, it should not be the door of Tongtian. β
"Then is it a primitive disciple? Primitive is quite good at pretending to be a gentleman, you are an old-fashioned and stubborn gentleman, but there is a bit of taste, however, primitive has always been a person who pursues perfection, your qualifications and cultivation, how can he accept you as a disciple? Even if you accept it, at your current level, you shouldn't let you go down the mountain, right? It's just that your method is indeed the basic Yuqing Immortal Method?
"Is it Lao Tzu? It's not right, Lao Tzu has always ruled by inaction, your surname is too presumptuous, Lao Tzu won't want you, even if you are sincere. β
"Besides, who else can understand the Yuqing Immortal Formula? Zhen Yuanzi? He may know a little bit, Nuwa? It's not right, in this case, she will have two chess pieces conflicting by herself, no one will play this kind of stinky chess, right? Could it be Fu Xi? No, Fu Xi has always rarely come forward, there is no reason for him to go out, I don't know. β
"And, to tell you a little hurtful truth, no matter who it is, without that reason, they won't take a fancy to your qualifications and accept you as a disciple, right? So, isn't it from this generation? Is there a disciple of the Jade Void Palace who owes you a favor or something, and then taught you the basic Yuqing Immortal Secret? Maybe the surname is not big. β
Jiang Ziya's heart was turbulent, and he didn't react until this time, and said respectfully: "I don't know which uncle is in person, please show up and let the disciple meet you." β
Zhuang Xiong was still too lazy to take care of Jiang Ziya, maybe he could just ask directly, but Zhuang Xiong seemed to be immersed in the fun of guessing for a while, and the figures in his mind turned over one by one, and suddenly a flash of inspiration was fixed on the faces of Zhuang Zhou and Cangxiong, and he couldn't help but be awakened instantly.
According to the surname, whether it is Zhuang Zhou or Cangxiong, even if it is himself, if he suddenly meets a person named Jiang Ziya, who has a brother Song Yiren, and wants to learn the Tao, I am afraid that I can't help but accept a disciple to play, right?
Zhuang Xiong couldn't help crying without tears, and said in a trembling voice: "Jiang Ziya, is your teacher Zhuang Zhou or an unlucky bastard?"
Jiang Ziya was puzzled in his heart, and he didn't understand why the senior who was arrogant just now suddenly had a little trembling voice, but he couldn't help but be more respectful, after all, even this can be guessed, and there is no doubt that it should indeed be a senior master.
Jiang Ziya said respectfully: "Senior, although the disciple's teacher didn't say it explicitly, but I later turned over the information, it should be Teacher Zhuang Zhou." β
Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but shout: "I know that this unreliable person is the most suspicious, and he is fine every day, and he knows that he is wandering around among the human race." That's when I met you. Tell me, when did he take you as an apprentice, and why did he take you as an apprentice, but did he tell you?"
Jiang Ziya said: "The teacher said that I need to help him do something at some point, and he will give me a splendid future, maybe I can achieve the Immortal Dao, or a supreme faction." β
Zhuang Xiong seemed to nod numbly, it is difficult for this Jiang Ziya to become an immortal, but it is no problem to be in charge of a faction in the future, he has the strength and connections, and he also has the means, and even if he can't become an immortal, it should not be a big problem to give a physical body a god in the end, right?
It's just that how boring Zhuang Zhou has to be? It's just a matter of accepting a disciple, he actually taught him the Yuqing Immortal Recipe seriously, and he also taught a disciple with such a poor cultivation, and he hasn't been able to step into the Immortal Dao until now, how much does Zhuang Zhou have to respect the original work? You know, those spiritual roots and strange fruits of his own are all in the Qiankun fan, and the Qiankun fan is Zhuang Zhou's exclusive standard weapon.
Zhuang Zhou, who was still reading the information sadly on Mount Emei, couldn't help but shiver fiercely, and couldn't help but wonder in his heart, if we are quasi-saints, will we also catch a cold? Or, is someone calculating what is going on with himself?
Thinking of this, Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but roll his eyes helplessly, shook his head, and said after a long time: "That's it, I'm too lazy to bother with you about these issues, I'll go back and ask Zhuang Zhou again, and I'll ask you, do you still have a senior brother named Shen Gongbao?"
(To be continued)