Chapter 21: The Lynx Spirit
But he said that Xuankong closed his eyes and stared at his gods, and he was happy to cultivate, but he suffered two lynxes hiding outside the Yuewei Grass Hall.
The two bobcats are different, they are at least one lap larger than their counterparts, they look heavy and fat, and they can at least be called enhanced and upgraded Bobcat kings. Two lynx sneakily rubbed in the corner of the wall, and one lynx bit her nails and said bitterly:
"Oh, what can I do about this? Xuankong Gongzi is cultivating again!"
He pointed to the Shangqing Divine Thunder that surrounded Xuankong's body, and just as a wisp of black gas broke through the sky from outside the sky, it was immediately turned into green smoke and dispersed by the Divine Thunder.
Another lynx was also stunned: "Childe's mana has improved again." ”
The bobcat who spoke before slashed a line on the face of the other bobcat with his paws: "Stupid you, Childe's mana has improved, how can we go back and deal with the Mandrill King?"
Later, Xuankong got a spell himself, and the two lynx spirits were laid off and unemployed. I heard that a new mandrill king was moved in the depths of Laoshan Mountain, and it didn't take much effort for them to hook up with the mandrill king's subordinates, and they promised some benefits indiscriminately, and the two lynx spirits were easily abducted by the mandrill king.
Now he has been ordered by the king of the mandrill, and he has been ordered to invite Xuankong to his cave.
Seeing that the moon was in the middle of the sky, after the third watch, the two lynx spirits were still hiding in the corner of the wall outside the door, and they didn't dare to set foot in the reading micro grass hall.
Finally, Xuankong carried Xuangong 7749 times, and felt that his eight veins of the Qi Sutra were full of the true power of the aura, so he slowly adjusted his breathing and collected the exercises. His consciousness slowly cleared up, and he soon spotted the two bobcat spirits who were taking one step and two steps back at the doorway.
used his divine sense to wrap around the bodies of the two bobcat spirits, and found that it was his old acquaintance, and the corners of Xuankong's mouth were not broken, but he used his divine sense to condense into a needle and poked it fiercely on the buttocks of a bobcat spirit.
"Ahh
"That's what you're doing?" the other bobcat looked at its companion puzzled.
The lynx spirit was entangled, "Why are you poking my ass?"
The other lynx was extremely innocent, spread out his hand and said: "No, don't talk about this, hurry up and find a way to invite the Xuankong Gongzi to the king!"
Xuankong was happy in his heart, the expressions on the faces of these two bobcats were really rich, why didn't he find that they had the potential to be comparable to Garfield when he was a child?"What other king?" Xuankong felt that the two bobcat spirits were not hostile to him, and he couldn't help but feel a little nostalgic.
However, then again, if the king wants to deal with Xuankong, it is impossible to send these two lynx spirits who only know how to be funny.
Having made up his mind in his heart, Xuankong still pretended to be meditating, and secretly turned his divine sense into a slap and slapped the other lynx in the face. Xuankong had the idea of punishing them for sneaking into his grass hut, and this time he pumped a little harder, and he slapped the lynx out of the door.
"Meow!" the bobcat screamed in pain, like a rat with its tail stepped on, and its front paws were raised and jumped on the ground like a boxer.
This time, the bobcat spirit who was poked in the ass was dissatisfied: "What are you crazy about?"
The bobcat who was pumped in the mouth said angrily: "What are you pumping me for?"
The other lynx spirit was curious: "What are you doing with my fine?" After speaking, he ignored his companion and continued to move his body a little bit towards the wooden collapse of the Xuankong. Xuankong watched its ass pout high, this posture was really handsome.
Laughing to himself, he turned his consciousness into a big foot and gently kicked the bobcat's fat ass.
The bobcat spirit was originally cautious and cautious, and was kicked to the ground from behind all of a sudden, of course, he was not convinced, turned around and rushed out to give the bobcat spirit outside the door a paw: "Why are you kicking me!"
The bobcat spirit outside the door looked puzzled and said, "When did I kick you?"
The kicked lynx spirit said angrily: "I opened the way in front, didn't you kick me, is there anyone else?"
The lynx spirit outside the door innocently said, "I'm at the door."
The two lynx spirits suddenly calmed down, and glanced at each other: "It can't be him" Quickly turned his head to look at Xuankong who was sitting cross-legged on the wooden collapse, fortunately, he was still meditating and was not awakened by himself, and to their surprise, the Shangqing Divine Thunder that was originally coiled around Xuankong's body was taken back.
The two bobcat spirits sat on the ground, rubbed their fat faces with their two front paws, and cheered each other up, this time they must successfully approach Xuankong!
Seeing that the two of them were blaming each other, neither of them dared to move their feet first, and Xuankong was happy.
It seems that the memories I made in these two bobcats in my childhood are still very deep!
The two bobcats finally came to an agreement, and at the same time they got up from the ground and rubbed against the wooden collapse of the Xuankong, and this time nothing happened again. The two of them grinded in front of Xuankong's body, looked at each other, and they were both supported by their hind feet, and their two front paws were raised, lifting Xuankong and the wooden bed board.
Xuankong's body is not heavy, and the bed board does not weigh much.
But for the two bobcats, it's a big deal. I only saw that in the middle of the night, the moonlight was clear in the sky, and a bed board was inexplicably floating forward in mid-air, and on the bed board sat cross-legged a handsome young man wearing a Taoist robe, and under the bed board, four cat paws stretched out, staggering forward with the bed board.
Fortunately, it is in the back mountain of Laoshan Mountain, if it is seen, it is necessary to sue Xuankong for a crime of animal cruelty.
However, considering that this is the Great Song Dynasty, and the reason why these two lynxes are also spirits, I am afraid that this lawsuit will be difficult to win.
"Good grandson, it's good that you know how to honor grandpa and me!" Xuankong sat on the bed, curious that these two bobcats were bold enough to carry themselves. While honestly and unceremoniously enjoying the lynx sedan chair that mortals can't enjoy.
In the middle of the night, the night breeze was light, and Xuankong felt very comfortable, so he simply began to fall asleep. It's just that the poor two bobcat spirits, with their little paws, hold the wooden bed board high in the sky, maybe because it is too heavy, they walk staggeringly, walking and stopping.
A bobcat in front of him recognized the road while walking, and his mouth was still complaining: "You use some strength, I'm about to be crushed to death!" The bobcat behind was not to be outdone, and said angrily: "I'm so crushed that I'm about to vomit out dinner, don't think I don't know, you stole my dried mouse yesterday morning." ”
It's no wonder that both bobcats look like they have full stomachs, and they know good habits for storing food.
After walking for more than half an hour, I walked all the way from the back mountain of Laoshan Mountain to the mountainside, in fact, not far from the village where Xuankong and they surrendered the female corpse before, I saw a cave. The entrance to the cave is not large, but when you go inside, it suddenly opens up, and the belly of the cave illuminated by torches is bright.
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