83. Gynecological examination
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The next day, Wu Daoan got up early in the morning and came to Han Zongxian's bedside to prepare to wake him up gently. As a result, this guy was very keen, and before Wu Daoan could open his mouth, he opened his eyes, got up and changed his clothes and walked out of the bedroom, signaling Wu Daoan to follow.
The playground was particularly deserted in the early morning, with only a few students jogging around the track. The two walked casually on the lawn of the playground, and Han Zongxian snorted coldly after listening to his story: "You are a man, but you told such a lie for the sake of a moment, and now everything is your own fault." ”
Cut, the original reason why I became like this wasn't all you. Wu Daoan thought in his heart, but said in his mouth: "Okay, I know, but I've helped you so much, you have to give me an idea this time." Am I going to move or not to move?"
"Move! Of course you have to move!" Han Zongxian replied affirmatively. "After moving to the women's dormitory, wouldn't it be better for you to rent a house outside to live? Anyway, the academy doesn't care if you go back to the dormitory or not, you just need to put your name on it. ”
Wu Dao'an suddenly brightened: "Yes, why didn't I think of it!" Then he remembered something again, and his mood darkened again: "But I'm going to have that gynecological examination today...... How can I get through this?"
Han Zongxian glanced at him with disdain: "You are a foundation building period cultivator, don't you even have the means to deal with a mortal?
"Cut, what is the difference between yourself and a mortal now?" Wu Daoan muttered quietly.
Han Zongxian glanced at him coldly, the aura on his body changed in vain, and a desolate, deep, and distant aura erupted, Wu Daoan suddenly felt that what was opposite him was not a person, but a boundless ocean, and any wave could drown him. He couldn't help but take two steps back, and asked with a pale face, "Aren't you only cultivating in the Qi cultivation period? ”
Han Zongxian slowly withdrew his breath and said indifferently: "This is called Dao Heart. The difference between a monk and a mortal is that a mortal has only a physical heart, but a monk has a Taoist heart. Even if the cultivation is completely lost, as long as the Dao heart is still there, it means that the monk is not a mortal. ”
Wu Daoan didn't have much interest in what Dao Heart was, his purpose was to get the Dan as soon as possible, and he didn't hang up when he got the Dan. So he decisively diverted the topic: "Okay, Lao Han, you are awesome, I only have admiration." But you have to accompany me to the hospital, it's embarrassing for a big man to go there. ”
"Okay. Han Zongxian agreed very happily.
Then, Wu Daoan still went to the warehouse to change clothes, but this time he changed into a serious high school uniform, which he received before school yesterday. Fortunately, the high school uniforms of the empire are very conservative, with wide long sleeves and long pants, and it is really difficult for him to accept that kind of Japanese-style school uniform. Looking in the mirror by herself, she is really a pure and lovely high school girl, and even the shortcomings of her flat body are covered by this wide clothes, and she can only guess one or two by the slender figure under the school uniform and the exposed wrists and pink neck, which is more impressionistic. It is said that if he met such a girl in high school, he would have a crush on him for three years......
When I came to the attached middle school, the students in the classroom looked gloomy and bleak, because the monthly exam began today. For high school students, exams are a big deal. Unlike in college, finding a girl or winning a father-son game is the biggest thing. Wu Daoan's agile figure in a school uniform entered the classroom, which naturally attracted the attention of many boys, and one by one, his eyes finally lifted away from the textbook for a short time. Seeing him coming, Qin Yuqing hurriedly grabbed him and said in a mournful voice: "An An, today's first subject exam is mathematics." People are bad at math, what should I do?"
"Actually, I have a recipe to relieve tension, do you want to try it?" Wu Daoan had to seize this opportunity.
Of course Qin Yuqing was happy when she heard it: "Okay, okay, teach me quickly." ”
"Hmm. But you have to close your eyes first. ”
"Okay. Simple-minded, she did what she said. Then, Wu Daoan quickly tapped her cheek with a small mouth. Qin Yuqing's eyes immediately widened, and she picked up her small fist and hammered him angrily: "An An, you are so bad, how can you play tricks on people like this." ”
Wu Daoan said while parrying weakly: "Look, how good the effect is, you don't think about the exam at all now." ”
"Hmph, then I can't let you go like this! Look at my tickling skills!" Qin Yuqing said and attacked his waist with his little claws. While Wu Daoan's physical fitness far surpasses that of mortals, he also seems to be a little more sensitive than mortals, and his small waist is immediately itchy and unbearable when he is scratched like this, and he repeatedly asks for mercy: "Sister Qin, let me go, it's so itchy." As a result, Qin Yuqing was still unrelenting. In the end, Wu Daoan accidentally deviated from the center of gravity while dodging, and his body fell backwards. Qin Yuqing subconsciously reached out to catch him, and the result was that the two fell to the ground together, Qin Yuqing sat on Wu Daoan's waist in an almost straddle posture, and the latter was lying on the ground on his back with his hair scattered and his cheeks flushed, a small appearance of being picked by Jun.
A few clicks of the mobile phone's camera sound broke this rare harmonious scene. There was a boy who decisively recorded this classic scene. Qin Yuqing hurriedly stood up and glared at the boys: "What are you shooting! ”
Wu Daoan also stood up and decisively agreed: "Yes." Today's boys, what are they thinking about in their heads? It's just that his still messy hair and blushing little face made many boys around him secretly swallow their saliva.
After doing radio gymnastics, the math exam arrived as scheduled. For someone Wu, who is excellent in calculus, high school math is really a small case, and he did all the incidental checks in half an hour, raised his hand and handed in the papers, left the classroom under the surprised gaze of the class, and went to the hospital to see Han Zongxian.
When he arrived at the entrance of the hospital, Han Zongxian was already there. They chose a big hospital that was only a 10-minute walk away from the high school, so that Wu could return to high school as soon as possible. Han Zongxian saw him coming, nodded at him, and the two went in side by side. Han Zongxian has already helped Wu Daoan do these things in line for registration, but I don't know how he managed to hang up the gynecology clinic as a man, how cheeky this must be. The two went directly to the consultation room on the third floor and waited in line.
Since Wu Daoan started waiting, the aunts and young women around him have been looking at him constantly. Wu Daoan understood, it was his high school uniform that was too conspicuous, and it was said that a high school girl who went to the gynecology department would always give others a bad association, but they just had to talk about it in a whisper, which made him very uncomfortable, but he could only endure it.
While waiting for the doctor, the two were not idle, Han Zongxian whispered his plan, although Wu Daoan felt a little embarrassed, but he couldn't think of a better trick, so he could only agree. Finally, the doctor called him, and the two looked at each other knowingly, and then Wu Daoan walked in.
Inside was a middle-aged male doctor, who belonged to an expert, and Han Zongxian deliberately hung up his expert clinic. The doctor looked at Wu Daoan, who was wearing a high school uniform, and Han Zongxian, who was standing at the door nervously paying attention to his expression, and actually comforted him when he opened his mouth: "Little girl, you must be careful in the future, don't believe too much in any safety periods and the like, and don't follow your boyfriend's unreasonable requests." Oh, what a beautiful baby, but to suffer such a sin. ”
Wu Daoan was depressed: I'll rub it, where does he want to go? He decisively corrected: "Uncle, I just want to do a full body examination, the school needs it." ”
The doctor was stunned for a moment: "That's it?"
"That's ......"
The two stared at each other for a few seconds before the doctor came back to his senses and smiled apologetically: "I'm sorry, I misunderstood something, don't take it to heart." Okay, I'll give you a checklist, you go and pay the money and look at them one by one, and finally come back to me, and I'll stamp you. Our hospital is authoritative in this regard, and basically all schools and enterprises in our city are recognized. ”
After the doctor finished speaking, he lowered his head and went to fill out the list. Wu Daoan secretly said sorry in his heart, and then suddenly groaned: "Oh, uncle, it hurts so much here!"
The doctor hurriedly looked up and asked with concern, "What's wrong?"
Wu Daoan pointed to his lower abdomen, frowned, and said mournfully: "Here, it suddenly hurts." ”
"Huh, what are the specific symptoms?"
"I can't tell. Uncle, come and touch it. ”
Wu Daoan's delicate and soft voice at the moment was full of temptation, although the doctor had done countless jobs and read women, he still couldn't help but lose half of his body, and put his trembling hand somewhere near his navel, and said, "Does it hurt here?"
"Not really. A little further down. ”
"Is it here?"
"A little further down. ”
The doctor was not stupid, and he had already noticed that something was wrong. But this girl is too tempting, whether it is the peerless face of Allure, or the exquisite and chic body under the school uniform, or the beautiful and attractive faint fragrance, it makes him want to stop, just want to get in touch with the beautiful woman further. Finally, his hand was very close to the mysterious area, and he was about to touch it when a volley shouted to wake him up: "Brute, where are you touching!"
Wu Daoan also stood up at the right time and threw himself into Han Zongxian's arms, with a crying appearance: "Woo, husband, he wants to bully me." Woohoo......"
The doctor was dumbfounded for a moment, but quickly calmed down, frowned, and said, "Don't talk nonsense, children, I'm just doing a routine check." ”
"Check?" Han Zongxian sneered. "I see that you have a lustful expression, you are clearly eating tofu, right? Such a pure girl, you actually did it, you are really a well-dressed beast and the scum of the world! Go, An An, let's go to the dean to complain." As he spoke, he pulled Wu Daoan to go out.
"Don't, please stay!" the doctor panicked. He knows very well that the gynecologist is not a good end if he is sued by a female patient, even if it is confirmed that he is not wrong in the end, he will be the one who suffers in the end. And now there are only three of them in the clinic, and many things are not clear at all, or no one believes them. After all, this doctor has been practicing medicine for many years and has experienced many things, so he quickly calmed down and said, "Tell me straight, what is the purpose?"
Now, there is no need to act. "I want a full set of medical certificates. ”
"That's it?" the doctor looked at him in surprise.
Wu Daoan nodded: "That's it." ”
So, the two waited in the consultation room, and the doctor went out for a run. About a quarter of an hour later, a full set of stamped and signed medical certificates was handed to him.
"Let's go, don't send it!" the doctor's tone was very unpolite, after all, he was put on the table.
Before leaving, Wu Daoan thought about it, bowed to the doctor, and smiled apologetically. It was such a simple gesture, which actually made the doctor stunned for a moment, and he had a good impression of him. After he came back to his senses, he couldn't help but curse the "demon" in his heart.