Chapter 30: Up the Mountain
Zhang Heng took care of Aunt Zhang overnight, and at dawn he picked up the firewood knife and walked to the mountain, he said to Ouyang Yue'er: "Yue'er, I have already made breakfast for you, you will accompany my mother at home, I will go to the mountains to cut some firewood and take it to the market to sell, and by the way, I will catch a hare for you to satisfy your hunger." ”
Ouyang Yue'er scratched her head and asked curiously, "How much money comes from selling firewood?" Ouyang Yue'er said as she walked towards the table, but when she held the bowl, she realized that she had no appetite at all, and she didn't want to eat these things. Ouyang Yue'er stirred the porridge with chopsticks, feeling a little irritable, if she didn't eat, would she become a god?
"Hey, I said Yue'er, don't underestimate my livelihood, I can still save a broken silver this month! I won't tell you more, my mother is still lying in bed, I have to hurry up and get some firewood back." Zhang Heng said happily.
Ouyang Yue'er saw that Zhang Heng was leaving, so she hurriedly put down the bowl, ran to Zhang Heng, stopped Zhang Heng and said, "Eh, do I agree with you leaving, you stop for me." ”
Ouyang Yue'er pulled Zhang Heng back, took out a certain amount of gold from the storage bag, handed it to Zhang Heng, and asked disdainfully, "Tell me, can you earn this thing in your life?"
Zhang Heng began to look at Ouyang Yue'er in confusion to stop him, and then looked at the gold in his hand in a daze, and only said two words after half a sound: "Can't." ”
"Then don't toss around, hurry up and take the money to the town to get me something good and come back, I don't dislike ginseng and Ganoderma lucidum. I can't eat your porridge. Ouyang Yue'er was irritable, looking at the porridge, she really couldn't eat a bite.
Zhang Heng saw the gold in his hand and stood at the door, motionless, stunned and didn't know what to do.
Ouyang Yue'er was also annoyed when she saw his energetic appearance, and persuaded patiently: "I know that you are all hard-working people, ah, don't be embarrassed, don't you all say that the people in your village are simple, hardworking, and hospitable." You should get me some food for this guest, and in a few days, your mother, my aunt, will be in good health, and I will leave with that mountain god, and you continue to live your hard-working life, do you say okay? Besides, your mother is still lying down, I don't eat, she also has to make up for it, do you think this is the truth?" Ouyang Yue'er finished speaking, pushed Zhang Heng out of the door, urging him to leave quickly.
Zhang Heng was stunned by Ouyang Yue'er's words, and he didn't figure out how he got out of the house on the way to the market, and finally Zhang Heng thought in his heart that if he didn't eat, he had to take care of the big and small in the family, and he couldn't let them be wronged. Zhang Heng clenched the gold ingot in his hand and walked towards the town firmly.
The sky was bright, Aunt Zhang woke up in the warm sunshine, she was dressed up, walked out of the room, and saw Ouyang Yue holding her puppy alone in a daze. He asked with a smile, "Girl, why are you alone, Heng'er?"
Ouyang Yue'er raised her head when she heard the sound, and when she saw Aunt Zhang, who was getting better, she smiled slightly, and said, "Auntie, you wake up, Zhang Heng went to the town to sell firewood, he said to bring me something delicious back, I'm waiting for him." ”
"Huh. Aunt Zhang was very satisfied when she saw her son so diligent, she came to the table, greeted Ouyang Yue'er and said, "Girl, don't wait for him, the town is far away, this time and again, I don't know how long it will take, you hurry over and eat something with your aunt." Aunt Zhang chanted while holding the dishes and chopsticks: "My Heng'er, since his father joined the army, he has been helping the family work, if it weren't for him, I wouldn't know how to live alone, Heng'er is really reassuring." ”
Ouyang Yue'er heard Aunt Zhang's chatter, and the gray qi in her body was about to move, and Ouyang Yue'er obviously felt the gray qi in her inner body longing for Aunt Zhang's vitality. Affected by the gray qi, Ouyang Yue'er felt that she was also very eager for that vitality.
Ouyang Yue'er slowly stood up, moved her steps, and approached Aunt Zhang step by step, she longed for this vitality, she wanted to absorb a little, just a little. Ouyang Yue'er stretched out her hand and slowly approached Aunt Zhang. Ouyang Yue'er's eyes showed an obsessive gaze.
"I said, son, come and have breakfast. Aunt Zhang turned her head and stretched out her hand, just about to pull Ouyang Yue'er.
"Ahh She swallowed her saliva, with an embarrassed look on her face, moved her steps backwards, and said to Aunt Zhang: "Auntie, I ・・・・・・ I have eaten, you eat, I ・・・・・・ I will go outside and wait for Zhang Heng, I don't know what delicious food he will bring me back." After Ouyang Yue'er finished speaking, she rushed out of the house and found a way to escape.
"Child, don't run around, child!" Aunt Zhang followed Ouyang Yue'er out of the house, but when she left the house, Ouyang Yue'er was no longer there. Aunt Zhang honestly thought that Ouyang Yue'er would wait for Zhang Heng on the side of the road and would come back soon.
Ouyang Yue'er ran wildly, she didn't know how long she had been running, she felt that the scenery around her kept regressing. Ouyang Yue'er slowly slowed down, stepping on the weeds on the ground that were higher than herself, while looking around. Ouyang Yue'er was a little annoyed now, and ran out in fear for a while, but now that she is lost, what should she do?
Ouyang Yue'er kicked the weeds in annoyance, and kept sighing in her mouth, the sun was hanging high in the sky, and Ouyang Yue'er felt that she was about to be turned into a roast pig. At this moment, a strong wind blew, and all the flowers and trees were blown to the side. A large bird flew in the sky, and the shadow of the bird passed by.
Ouyang Yue'er looked up at the big bird flying in the sky, no, Ouyang Yue'er was sure that it wasn't a big bird all the time, it was a chicken. Ouyang Yue'er opened her mouth wide and thought in surprise: "Damn, a flying chicken!"
At the same time that Ouyang Yue'er was surprised, the big chicken let out a fart, and a lump of black things fell from the sky and smashed all on Ouyang Yue'er's face.
"Coo-coo-coo・・・・・・" The flying chicken turned its head and looked down at Ouyang Yue'er, making a mocking cry.
Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it! Ouyang Yue'er was suddenly furious, and the little white lion in her arms suddenly turned into a lion! Before Ouyang Yue'er could make any action, the little white lion roared twice at the big chicken.
When the big chicken heard the roar, it suddenly felt the overwhelming pressure coming towards it, and the big chicken was suddenly unable to flap its wings. Stunned, he fell from the air with a "boom". There was a loud bang, and the body of the big chicken smashed on the ground, raising countless dust.
"Ahem, cough, cough!" Ouyang Yue'er felt that she was really unlucky to get home today, and she walked from the dust to the big chicken with the little lion in her arms.
The little lion broke free from Ouyang Yue'er's arms, rushed to the big bird's head at once, and swung out his claws with a punch. The next moment the big bird's head bloomed. Before Ouyang Yue'er could get disgusted, the little lion quickly stretched out his claws, took out a core from the big bird's head, and was about to throw it into his mouth.
"Stop!, don't move!" Ouyang Yue'er stopped in a flustered voice.
The little white lion held the demon core in his hand and looked at Ouyang Yue'er in confusion. Ouyang Yue'er smiled awkwardly and said, "Little guy, give me the things on your paws." As soon as Ouyang Yue'er opened her mouth, the on her face ran into her mouth. "Phew!" Ouyang Yue'er spat out the contents of her mouth in annoyance, but she still didn't forget to ask the little lion for the demon core.
The little lion looked at the demon core in his hand with disgust, and threw it to Ouyang Yue'er without hesitation. Ouyang Yue'er took the demon core, her little heart throbbed, and soon, Ouyang Yue'er suppressed the excitement in her heart. Now it's imperative to get rid of the dirt in your body first!
Ouyang Yue'er took the little lion to wash up and then returned to the corpse of the big chicken. Ouyang Yue'er vaguely asked, with a slight smell of on her body, and sighed helplessly. There was another question that stopped Ouyang Yue'er, Nima, such a big man, the size of a calf, how should he move this?
Ouyang Yue'er shook her head, she couldn't move it and solve it on the spot. Ouyang Yue'er thought about it, and with the help of the little lion, one person and one lion, carried the body of the big chicken to a relatively open place. Ouyang Yue'er smiled proudly and hurriedly disposed of the big chicken's corpse.
"Xiaobai, come, take a hand!" Ouyang Yue'er only now found out that this chicken was not only big, but also had strong hair, and it couldn't be pulled out all of a sudden.
The little lion shook his head unhappily and fell asleep on his stomach. Ouyang Yue'er couldn't force it, so she had to control the gray qi in her body and pluck it. When Ouyang Yue'er's hand held the feathers of the big chicken, the gray qi in her body swirled around the big chicken, as if she was full, and then returned to Ouyang Yue'er's body, and there was no more movement.
Ouyang Yue'er scolded in annoyance: "You haven't started plucking yet, you should be lazy first!" Ouyang Yue'er also got angry, and once again clenched the feathers of the big chicken, controlled the gray qi in her body, and plucked the feathers hard.
A warm breeze blew, the hair of the big chicken did not move at all, and the gray qi in Ouyang Yue'er's body also fell silent.
"Poof!" Ouyang Yue'er made a blood-vomiting action, why is this chicken so disgusting, one or two, they are not willing to help. In the end, Ouyang Yue'er was really helpless, so she could only take out her little magic hammer, and complained to the little lion unsatisfied: "You cook, you only know how to sleep!" Ouyang Yue'er finished scolding, clenched the hammer with both hands, took a deep breath, and then swung the small hammer with both hands and smashed it towards the big chicken.
"Bang!", the big chicken was smashed into a meatloaf. Ouyang Yue'er smiled awkwardly, and said to herself: "It's not that no one helps me, who would know that you can't help knocking so much!" Ouyang Yue'er didn't stop, pulled at the chicken feathers, and gently pulled off the chicken feathers. Ouyang Yue'er's heart suddenly blossomed, and she smashed and pulled it out.
As the sun set, Ouyang Yue'er felt that her hands were extremely sore, but in the end, she turned the big into a naked chicken, and her heart was full of a sense of accomplishment.
Ouyang Yue'er started to get busy again, and finally finished processing the big chicken.
"Change!" Ouyang Yue'er muttered at the little hammer, and suddenly the little hammer turned into a long needle. Ouyang Yue'er skewered the big chicken with a small hammer, lit a fire, and happily roasted the chicken. Ouyang Yue'er happily fantasized about the delicious food in front of her while roasting.
Time passed little by little, and the warm breeze gradually cooled down, Ouyang Yue'er looked at the sky, Nima, it was dark, why hasn't this chicken been roasted yet!
Ouyang Yue'er touched the chicken skin, Nima had been going on for several hours, and the chicken was still cold! The cold temperature spread from Ouyang Yue'er's fingertips to her brain, and she couldn't help but shiver.
"Did you meet a ghost today, you have encountered these ghosts! You must have met an unlucky ghost, otherwise what would Lao Tzu do today?" Ouyang Yue'er thought complainingly. In the end, Ouyang Yue'er reluctantly put away the small hammer, kicked at the big chicken, and scolded in her mouth: "Wait for the wild dog to come and take you in, you bastard chicken!"
Ouyang Yue'er picked up the little lion while scolding, and kept complaining: "Enough of my jokes, you bad guy, you don't help Lao Tzu, now you eat a hair, and you don't have to eat the hair!
Ouyang Yue'er threw the chicken feathers into the fire, thinking in her heart, use the feathers of the other to roast the meat of the other. Ouyang Yue'er threw the chicken feathers into the fire while admiring her own wisdom.
Just when Ouyang Yue'er was busy, she suddenly noticed a strange phenomenon, those chicken feathers were not burning in the fire.
"Hit the ghost, hit the ghost!" Ouyang Yue'er hugged the chicken feathers and circled around the fire anxiously. What the hell should I do to change it!"Ahhh
The little lion broke free of his hazy sleepy eyes, supported his body on all fours, and swayed towards Ouyang Yue'er.
Ouyang Yue'er also found the little lion and said unhappily: "While going, my sister is busy." ”
"Hum!" the little lion made a nasal sound towards Ouyang Yue'er, and the next moment, the little lion opened its mouth wide, and with a "whew", a stream of fire erupted from the little lion's mouth and went straight to the big chicken. When the fire swept over the carcass of the chicken, the little lion took another breath and swallowed the fire into his stomach.
At this time, a burst of meaty fragrance entered Ouyang Yue'er's nose. Ouyang Yue'er swallowed her saliva and hurriedly ran to the big chicken. Found that the chicken was really cooked.
"Haha, haha!" Ouyang Yue'er picked up the little lion, circled around the big chicken, and said happily: "Hey, you really have a set, just bake this thing that doesn't eat oil and salt in one mouthful." Amazing!" Ouyang Yue'er said with a smile, and suddenly, Ouyang Yue'er realized that this fire was spit out of the little lion's mouth.
"Wait!" Ouyang Yue'er hugged the little lion and sat on the ground, she said to the little lion: "Come and open your mouth, sister will check for you, such a fierce flame, did you burn you." Ouyang Yue'er looked at the little lion with a worried face, opened the little lion's mouth with both hands, looked at it, everything was normal, and then nodded reassuringly.
The little lion rubbed Ouyang Yue'er's chest a little unhappily. I closed my eyes again and began to sleep.
Ouyang Yue'er hurriedly took out the small hammer, turned the small hammer into a small knife, and began to cut the chicken on the big chicken. Ouyang Yue'er felt that she was really hungry, and she hurriedly ate a bite of chicken. "Phew!" Ouyang Yue'er just chewed two bites, feeling that there was no taste at all, and quickly spit it out. "Oh my God, do you want people to live?" Ouyang Yue'er screamed in frustration, there was no taste in eating! Ouyang Yue'er was angry for a while, took a small hammer knife, slashed at the big chicken, and scolded in her mouth: "I worked hard to cook you, you still don't let you eat well, you bad guy!"
When Ouyang Yue'er finished venting, she suddenly found that the chicken on the ground was gone, not even a bone! Ouyang Yue'er shouted in surprise: "Who eats meat and doesn't spit out bones! Xiaobai, is it you?"
"Woo!" the little lion rubbed Ouyang Yue'er's feet and screamed aggrievedly.
"Look at your pitiful appearance, then I will believe that it is not you, Nima, if I let me know who it is, Lao Tzu would have to kill him, and he would steal my things under my nose!" Ouyang Yue'er picked up the little lion and scolded through gritted teeth, "Bastard, give me back my things!" Ouyang Yue'er held the hammer and yelled!
With a "bang", the chicken came out of the hammer with a "bang" and smashed all at Ouyang Yue'er.
"Poof!" Ouyang Yue'er was pressed under the chicken and gasped, and said without tears, "Take this thing away for me, take it back!" In an instant, the chicken disappeared from Ouyang Yue'er's body again.
Ouyang Yue'er stood up pitifully, looked at the small hammer in her hand, and said helplessly: "You are brother, you can play me miserable today, wait, Lao Tzu will slowly clean you up!" Holding the lion cub in a compromise, he hurried to leave this hellish place.