The thirty-ninth episode of the ancestor Wude peeped at his sister-in-law taking a bath
The Kunpeng Demon Master flew to Shangqing Heaven and entered the Biyou Palace, and the Tongtian Sect Ancestor had just returned from Lingshan, pestering the Buddha for three years, talking about Zen and Taoism, so that he could not spare his hand. Seeing that Kunpeng was furious, the Tongtian Sect Ancestor smiled and asked, "Demon Master, what is it that makes you so angry?"
The Kunpeng Demon Master flicked his sleeves and sent Kong Xuan out, and said indignantly: "The good apprentice you taught, swallow the share you promised me!"
Tongtian Sect Ancestor smiled: "Kong Xuan is not that kind of person. ”
"Phew! Kong Xuan is indeed honest, I'm talking about another disciple of yours -- Zhu Ba! Are you sure that guy is a pig demon and not a big loach? He is cunning to death, greedy to death, not only swallowed Kong Xuan's share, but also didn't let go of my share!"
Tongtian Sect Ancestor pondered for a moment and said with a smile: "It's no wonder you suffered a loss, I forgot to tell you, my disciple is the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng, with the memory of his previous life, you suffered this loss but you are not wronged, he even dares to take advantage of Chang'e, and he wants to be with her, which can be regarded as an outlier!"
"That's it, that's it, a freak who can calculate people came out of your door, and it is also a turning point for the Shangqing lineage!" the Kunpeng Demon Master shouted, "I have already brought you the mana, and I am going to hand over the mana of the Half Yuan Society to the dog for refining, so that he can increase his cultivation, since he worships under the sect of Daoyou, he must not be treated badly." Shangqing Daoist, I will return to Kunlun Tianzhu and never ask about the world again. Farewell!"
After that, he flew out of the Shangqing sky, turned into the true body of Kunpeng, covered the sky, cast a big shadow on the ground, covered half of the continent, and flew towards Kunlun Mountain.
Tongtian Sect Ancestor shook his head and smiled: "I really can't bear the loss in front of me, and before leaving, you also reminded me, you have said so, how can I treat Dapeng badly?" He glanced at Kong Xuan, stretched out his hand, and a stream of Shangqing immortal qi poured into his Baihui acupoint, only to see Kong Xuan's whole body crackling, turning back into a peacock's true body, and then back into a human body, so it took nine turns to stop.
The saint pointed at the immortal qi, so that Kong Xuan's lost cultivation was fully replenished in an instant, and his skills were even better than before!
That Kong Xuan only felt that he had never been so cheerful for thousands of years, and his neck was ringing, and his voice was loud and resounding throughout the Three Realms.
Seeing this, the ancestor of the Tongtian Sect nodded, his two favorite disciples, one was Kong Xuan and the other was Duobao, both of whom were taken captive by the Western Sect, and they were ashamed and humiliated. At this moment, seeing that Kong Xuan's expression was still bright, Rao was his saint's heart, and he couldn't help but be a little touched.
When Kong Xuan saw the sage of Shangqing, he was stunned for a long time, suddenly knelt down, fell to the ground and wept, and choked up: "Master, ......"
When Kong Xuan was born, the first thing he saw was the sage of Shangqing, and he was regarded as his father in the dark, although he later apprenticed to learn art, but the reverence and dependence on his father did not decrease in the slightest, and when he saw him, he couldn't help but burst into tears, wanting to confide in him his grievances.
Tongtian Sect Ancestor sighed and waved his hand, "Get up." Your business ......" he was a little bitter and laughed at himself, "...... It's all fate, when there is this calamity, fortunately, now that the calamity is full, you will also return to the mountain gate. And after recuperating for a while, he will naturally be able to repay his previous hatred!"
Kong Xuan got up, wiped away his tears, and stood beside the saint.
Tongtian Sect Ancestor looked at him carefully, only to see that his eyebrows were still his favorite disciple in the past, but he was not as frivolous as before, and was more steady, and suddenly smiled: "Did you meet your little junior brother before you went up the mountain?"
Kong Xuan said with a smile: "What the master is talking about is Zhu Ganglie's junior brother? is really a talent, a simple person, and he is eager for justice and righteousness, and he is generous!"
The Tongtian Sect Ancestor snorted and laughed, and said in his heart: "Simple? It's me, and I've never seen such a 'simple' pig demon! He said with a smile: "Xuan'er, this time the teacher has accepted some more disciples, the seven spirit demons of the Nether Realm, Na Kui Niu is also among them, and now they are all cultivating in the mountains of the Shangqing Holy Realm." Go to the mountain, too, and get acquainted with them. ”
The saint paused slightly, and said confidently: "It won't be long before you think about it, your former senior brothers will also come back, and Shangqing Tian will recreate the lively scene of the year!"
Let's say that in the Banana Cave of Cuiyun Mountain in Xiniu Hezhou, the Iron Fan Princess, the wife of the Bull Demon King, is holding two Qingfeng swords, chasing and killing a fat man in the cave, apricot eyes are round, and shouted: "I put you, a shameless fat pig, to peek at my sister-in-law taking a bath, and now I will fight the fool to punish you, and I will also cut off your two lonely crutches!"
Zhu Yuan went out to hide in the province, and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, I don't mean to see you take a bath, listen to my explanation!"
Princess Iron Fan put away her sword and panted: "You can tell me and listen, if the explanation makes sense, I won't cut you, if the explanation doesn't make sense, stretch your neck over, let me cut three swords to get angry!"
"Sister-in-law listened to my explanation, and after I got out of the customs, I heard Guzhigong and them say, Xian'er is taking a bath in Yuhua Pool, I want to go **, but I didn't expect my sister-in-law to be there, this is a misunderstanding......"
When the princess of the iron fan heard this explanation, she was so angry that her face turned red, and she waved two swords and killed, shouting: "Peeking at her daughter taking a bath, and also peeking at her sister-in-law taking a bath, the crime is added to the first degree!"
The two of them made a fuss in the cave, the lonely straight man and the eighteenth prince stood by to watch the excitement, and Xing Xian'er also stood aside to comb her hair, eating and laughing. Zhu Ganglie's old face turned red, and he sacrificed the Quartet Ding, put them all into the Dingzhong, and ran towards the outside of the cave.
Princess Iron Fan chased outside the banana cave, and saw that Zhu Ganglie was about to flee in the clouds, and sneered: "Uncle, I'll help you!" opened her mouth and spit out the banana fan, shook it in the wind, three zhang in size, and a hula fan, the evil wind blew fiercely, and the colored pig was fanned without a trace.
Princess Tiefan took the banana fan, clapped her hands and smiled: "My fan, 84,000 miles, is so that this pig's head can't touch the north and south!" I'm also bored here, so I might as well go to the Holy Child's place to sit and relieve my boredom. ”
She thought of it and did it, and instructed the maid: "I will go to the young master to sit for two days, and if the master comes back, let him go to Haoshan to find our mother and son." With that, he straightened his clothes, got out of Basho Cave, and flew towards Mt. Hao. When flying over the daughter country, one of the people below shouted: "Sister-in-law, the little brother is as polite!"
Princess Tiefan looked down, it turned out to be the Ruyi True Immortal of the Falling Birth Spring of Jieyang Mountain, and she was also a cow spirit, the cousin of the red boy, and the cousin of the Bull Demon King, so she hurriedly fell down the cloud and said with a smile: "Uncle, is the business good?"
Ruyi Zhenxian fiddled with the dust and said with a smile: "Make do, make do, the king of the daughter country is wise, and he often sends some tribute, so he won't go hungry." However, a fat man just came, saying that he was the brother of the old brother, and he rolled up the water of half of the Zimu River, and sucked up the water of the Falling Spring, and put it in the small tripod in his hand, and went to the east. Therefore, the younger brother had the courage to stop his sister-in-law and ask. ”
The princess of the iron fan changed her face, and said in her heart: "My fan is 84,000 miles, but I didn't expect to only fan him for less than 1,000 miles, this pig's head is really good!"
Ruyi Zhenxian saw that her face was wrong, and changed color and said: "Sister-in-law, could it be that guy is a liar? Bad thing, this half of the river may cause some kind of trouble! I'll chase him back!"
Princess Iron Fan smiled: "Uncle, don't worry, that person's surname is Zhu Mingba, and he is indeed your brother's brother." I'm going to look for the Holy Child, so I won't bother my uncle. ”
Ruyi Zhenxian breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, wait a minute." When he returned to the Taoist temple, he took three purple-red grasses and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, this is the Zhu Immortal Grass given to me by Brother Zhu Baxian. I'm an old man, it's useless to ask for it, and my sister-in-law will bring it to the Holy Child. ”
The princess of the iron fan couldn't refuse, so she had to accept it, bid farewell to the Ruyi True Immortal, and went to the mountain.
"What is Uncle Zhu doing with so much water from the Zimu River? Don't cause trouble......";