Marriage is originally a three-life determination,

A hundred years is a thread.

It's true that a man and a woman are wrong,

Rejoice that enemies are connected.

"Little monk, what's your name?" asked an eldest sister as she sat down with a smile on her face.

"Amitabha, the little monk has no Zen. Muzen stood upright, bowed his head, and replied honestly.

"Wuzen, how old are you, where are you from?" asked another eldest sister with a kind face, holding the child.

"Wu Zen comes from Nanshan Zen Buddhism, and Wu Zen has been 18 years. "There are no Zen rules, and he said seriously.

"Wow-" The child cried, seemingly dissatisfied.

"Yes, yes, nineteen years!" Wuzen took a sneak peek and saw that the child was holding a finger in his mouth and sucking it tastefully. Yes, I forgot that no Zen was eighteen when I went down the mountain, and now that the New Year has passed, no Zen is nineteen. The eldest sister holding the child nodded, looking very happy: "Female sophomore, hugging the golden pot, I see that this monk is also honest and honest, not bad!" The other eldest sister sighed and began to move her hands and feet: "I'll take a look, I'll take a look, well!

"Heh, hehe. Wuzen pinched his cheeks, feeling uncomfortable, and a little shy: "Ah, ah, Amitabha!" The eldest sister who hugged the child smiled and said: "Little Master Wuzen, do you like my third sister?" What's more, the other eldest sister was hooking the corners of Wuzen's mouth to take a closer look, and Wuzen was already crooked and slanted: "Sizzle-smack! Yes!"

"The Buddha opens his eyes, the Bodhisattva blesses, Amitabha, Amitabha-" The one sitting in the middle, the kind white fat old lady finally spoke: "This stupid San'er, you can be regarded as looking for the master!" "Wow! Wow! Before the words fell, the child cried again, muttering unknown words, and even clenching his two small fists and struggling to compare, as if he was very angry!

I always feel wrong, but what's wrong?

"Amitabha, that's it, Amitabha, it's decided!" The white fat old lady got up, recited the Buddha's name, and walked away tremblingly.

"Haha, haha, hahaha!" The eldest sister who moved her hands and feet finally let go and laughed: "Remember, I am your second sister, second sister-in-law, Yueji!"

Another sister, or a second sister-in-law?

"Niuniu, good baby, don't make trouble, go to bed quickly. The eldest sister hugged the child, walked away while coaxing it, and walked to the door with a smile: "I said her little uncle, you also go to bed early, and get up early tomorrow!"

I said, her brother-in-law, Wuzen, is completely lost.

Wuzen stared blankly at the empty and dark doorway, confused.

Tomorrow morning to get married, the monk Wuzen does not know yet.

This matter is completely kept in the dark by the monk Wuzen, and he doesn't know if he wants to be a groom.

Of course, no Zen is a fool, he eats and drinks enough and doesn't care about everything, he stays for a while, washes and sleeps.

"Crazy!"

"It's crazy!"

"All of them are sick!"

"Don't even think about it!"

The Peony girl only said these four sentences over and over again, shouting and screaming like crazy, and it seemed that she had completely lost her mind! It was not the worst but only worse, and the situation on the side of the monk Wuzen was better, compared to him and Sister Peony. The peony girl is still tied up with five flowers, tied to the porch of her boudoir bed, her sideburns are scattered, and her eyes are red and swollen. The makeup is also spent, and it seems that I have just suffered inhuman torture, and my spirit has been strongly stimulated!

In front of him were three men.

"Niu Peony, you picked the people yourself, and you said the words yourself, do you want to regret it now!" Chen Ping laughed, quite gloating: "That's absolute, it can't be done!" The peony girl suddenly stopped, no longer splashing or crying, and only glanced at it fiercely with her knife-like gaze: "Stinky soldier, you can't die well!" Chen Ping coughed dryly and paced back and forth for two steps: "Bai Dafu, eldest brother-in-law, Chen Ping is not good at speaking, so you should talk about it." ”

Bai Dafu is the eldest brother-in-law, the husband of the eldest sister peony, and he is a manly husband. Bai Dafu is more than 30 people, born with a white and handsome talent, and is even more rich and decent: "There is something to say, there is something to say, harmony generates wealth, harmony is angry-" Before she finished speaking, the peony girl yelled: "Dough! There is no part for you to talk here, go home and wash diapers!" "Dough is the affectionate name of the peony girl to her eldest brother-in-law." The dough sighed and lowered his head, looking at his two hands, the ten fingers were white and swollen, and they were all soaked and peeled: "Ask what is the situation in the world, the diaper that can't be washed by the straight teacher!"

Master Niu brushed his sleeves away!

"Daddy!" An affectionate call came from behind him, weak and poignant: "Daddy, you love San'er the most, and you will never push San'er into the fire pit, isn't it, Daddy?"

"Fatal fart! Bullshit!" The peony girl instantly turned her face to reveal her true form, glared and yelled: "You are not my father! You have no heart and lungs! You have come to harm me again after harming my big cow, and your conscience has called the dog to eat it!" "The old man Niu didn't go to see her, the old man Niu had nothing to say, the old man only looked out of the door with his hands behind his back, and sighed to the sky: "The conscience of heaven and earth!

"Third sister, you also drink saliva. Seeing that this little sister-in-law of his own family has not eaten a drop of water for a day, and her voice is crying and screaming for life, and her mouth is hoarse and her skin is cracked, the eldest brother-in-law has a feeling of sympathy: "I think it's good to be honest, honest and honest, as a man, this is especially valuable! Honest, honest is good!" The peony girl sneered and said: "Dough, you don't come! He is stupid, are you also stupid?"

"I used to think that I was the smartest man in the world, but I didn't know until I got married-" Bai Dafu held a cup of tea, and said with deep feelings: "When it comes to a 'stupid' word, I am the first in the world!" The voice is loud and sonorous, and there is silence everywhere! The peony girl burst into tears and laughed, and the pear blossoms brought rain: "You are not stupid, you are two!" Bai Dafu was about to say again, and suddenly felt something different behind him!

That's the sixth sense, just like a big tiger standing behind a little white rabbit! Bai Dafu only felt a chill in his heart, and in an instant, a fierce murderous aura struck, causing the cold hair all over his body to stand up and his scalp exploded! Horn! The tea cup fell to the ground and shattered! The peony smiled very insidiously when he raised his eyes in panic, and when he looked sideways in shock, Chen Ping looked helplessly, as if he was looking at a dead person! Bai Dafu suddenly realized in an instant, instantly regretted it, and his soul flew away in an instant, screaming and hugging his head.

It's a pity that it's late, it's already late, a snow-white soft wattle is about to come over silently, and two slender jade fingers pinched the middle of the right ear accurately: "Xianggong, if you have something to say, the ugliness of the family should not be publicized, right?" Bai Dafu knew that he would definitely die this time, so he endured the severe pain at the moment, and said angrily: "Chen Ping! You saw it earlier, didn't you? You, you are so ruthless!" Chen Ping said Muran: "Brother-in-law, if I tell you, it is the two ears that are being grabbed now." ”

"That's what I'm saying, hey!" A woman shook her head and sighed and stepped forward, spread her hands, and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, tell me, is that kind of person in my Yueji?" Bai Dafu let out a long breath and closed his eyes in despair: "God!" This is one of the Niu family's family heirloom skills, no one can escape, the shot will be hit, that is quite sharp and absolutely domineering! Chen Ping couldn't bear it, but also felt the same way, and immediately stepped forward to comfort: "Brother-in-law, this farewell, but I don't know when you and I will meet?"

The two parted, and Bai Gongzi hugged the sleeping daughter in swaddling clothes, and left with his wife with his head held high, which was quite a bit of a strong man who would never return. Chen Ping watched silently, and there was also a feeling of sadness in his heart, and his eyes were moist for a while. Of course, Chen Ping is different from Bai Dafu, Chen Ping is a real man, whether in the Chen family or in the Niu family, Chen Ping is the top pillar, a bright and upright character!

Chen Pingyan said: "Tomorrow will visit the church to get married, and this matter will be decided." ”

"you!" The peony girl yelled: "It's all crazy! When will it be your turn to call the shots about my Niu family's affairs!" Chen Ping was unmoved: "It's not that Chen Ping made his own opinion, this matter has already been decided, and Chen Ping just told you." The peony girl sneered: "Second sister, what do you say?" The second sister is the Yueji girl, the Yueji girl sat at the head of the bed with a calm face, waved her hand lightly, and had the style of a general: "Chen Ping, step aside." ”

"Hmph!" Chen Ping snorted coldly, in his heart. Then he bowed down and withdrew from the door.

I didn't even dare to put a fart.

Chen Ping is different from Bai Dafu, Bai Dafu's nickname is dough, and Chen Ping's nickname is tofu.

Master Niu's nickname is: Mianhua.

The affairs of the Niu family have always been decided by women.

"Third sister, listen to me—" The girl said with a mysterious smile on her face.

So and so and so and so and

This is a play, and it's not just Zen that is kept in the dark. The second sister Yueji is scheming and calculating, but she is still a chess piece. At this time, let her stay alone to persuade Peony, which was also arranged by Master Niu a long time ago. The dough can be soft or hard, the tofu can be round, and the needles can be hidden in the cotton flowers.

In fact, Peony is just a simple girl.

It's like no Zen.