Song Yiren pretended to be disgusted and said, "Ziya, you and my brother, why do you have to be like this?"

Jiang Ziya laughed: "What my brother said is very true. The two entered the house hand in hand and began to distribute invitations, inviting the former village and the back village, the neighbors, to celebrate and welcome their relatives.

Jiang Ziya's marriage is determined, and there is a poem as evidence: "I left Kunlun to the imperial state, and Ziya is now said to marry a wife." Sixty-eight-year-old yellow flower girl, rare life has two grooms. ”

When he arrived at the person who greeted his relatives, Jiang Ziya wore a red crown and a wedding robe, rode a tall horse, and went to Majiazhuang to greet his relatives.

As soon as he arrived at the outer door of the horseman, he saw an old woman, with a water tank waist, triangular eyes, broom eyebrows, attractive ears, and a wrinkled face. Wearing a big red phoenix robe. It looks like he has to be in his sixties.

When Jiang Ziya saw this person, he thought it was his mother-in-law, although he was older than the other party, he still got off the horse and bowed down: "Son-in-law Jiang Ziya visited his mother-in-law." ”

Originally, the old woman saw Jiang Ziya covering her mouth and laughing, and when she heard Jiang Ziya call her mother-in-law, she was furious, stretched out a thin big hand, and slapped Jiang Ziya's shoulder fiercely, good guy, this time I didn't slap Jiang Ziya into a dog to gnaw mud, and said angrily: "Jiang Ziya, you see, the old lady is your daughter-in-law." ”

Jiang Ziya covered his aching shoulders and stared at the woman in front of him with wide eyes: "This, this ......"

Marseille said angrily: "What is this, what, is it, are you unwilling to take the old lady?" As he spoke, his knuckles kept ringing, as if Jiang Ziya dared to say a word and would immediately slap him to death.

Jiang Ziya saw Marseille's posture of wanting to shoot him to death, and he dared to say a word, so he had to welcome her back, became a relative, worshipped the church, and entered the cave room.

The next day, Jiang Ziya looked at Ma Shi, who was in a big shape on the bed, his face was full of pockmarks, he was snoring loudly, his mouth was full of saliva, and he made a strange laugh from time to time, and shook his head with a wry smile: "How good I am in Kunlun Mountain, although it is just a servant's errand, how can it be better than against this tigress?"

In this way, Jiang Ziya began the miserable life of the second half of his life, and the time was two months, Jiang Ziya was idle at home all day long, doing nothing, which was a bad thing to do for the prime minister's wife.

At this time, Ma Saihua twisted Jiang Ziya's ears, and in Jiang Ziya's begging for mercy, he asked viciously: "You are also a big man, and you have to do something legitimate to make a living, don't you?" You can't be here all day, except to eat and sleep, except to sleep is to eat, just like a pig." ”

Jiang Ziya smiled bitterly: "Then what should I go to make a normal living?"

Marseille asked viciously, "What will you do?"

Jiang Ziya said: "I went up the mountain at the age of thirty-two to learn the Tao, but I don't know any crafts, but I can make some basketballs." Marseille said: "It's just this business, anyway, there is bamboo in the backyard, you go and chop some." ”

Jiang Ziya had no choice but to chop bamboo to make a basket. After doing a good job, he went to Chaoge to sell, but he didn't know that Ma was the broom star on the list of gods after the ceremony, full of mildew, whoever touched it was unlucky, and he still wanted to do business after taking such a wife, so it was better to give the money directly to others.

The next day, with the help of Song Yiren, I picked a load of noodles to sell, and I left in the morning, and I didn't sell half of the song city, until noon, Jiang Ziya was just looking for a place to rest, but was stopped by others: "The noodle seller stops." ”

Jiang Ziya was overjoyed when he heard this, and knew that he was coming for business, so he hurriedly turned around, put down the pick, and smiled at the visitor: "Guest officer, how much do you want noodles?"

The man said, "A penny." When Jiang Ziya heard this, his face trembled, and it was not good not to sell, thinking that this was also money, so he lowered his head and began to collect the noodles, but he didn't want to, because the eight hundred princes reversed the four hundred, and there was a quick horse to report, when passing by Jiang Ziya's side, the horse's hooves kicked Jiang Ziya's face over, and others saw the opportunity to retreat far away, but Jiang Ziya, who was unlucky, was kicked over and scraped his body, and became a noodle person, opened his mouth, and spit out a mouthful of noodles.

Jiang Ziya saw that the noodles could not be sold, and he couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh, and wrote a poem: "When you go to Kunlun to visit Daoxuan, how do you know that the fate is shallow, and you can't be complete! The red dust is dark and difficult to open your eyes; borrowed a branch to rest, and the golden flail and jade lock came to wrap around again. When will you succeed in your life, sit quietly at the head of the stream and learn old Zen. ”

As soon as the words fell, a crow flew from the sky, and when it flew over Jiang Ziya's head, a bubble of bird feces fell, which fell into Jiang Ziya's mouth.

Although he was angry, he couldn't, so he had to drag his tired body home, and when he went home and was beaten by Ma's again, the next day, when Jiang Ziya appeared in front of Song Yiren with a dark face, Song Yiren's mouth was open enough to hold an egg, and he pointed to Jiang Ziya and asked, "This, this, Brother Xian, what's wrong with you." ”

Jiang Ziya was willing to say there, but he just said that he fell, Song Yiren is almost eighty years old, and he still doesn't understand what is going on, but Jiang Ziya doesn't say it, he doesn't want to ask much, and asks Jiang Ziya about the recent business situation.

When Jiang Ziya heard this, he was so aggrieved that he almost cried, thinking that he was too unlucky, and told Song Yiren about his miserable life, and Song Yiren, who was happy, almost laughed, thinking, this guy is really an unlucky child.

Although Song Yiren didn't look down on Jiang Ziya, he thought of his brotherhood, and thought that Jiang Ziya was seventy-two years old this year, and it was estimated that he would not live for a few years, so he said to him: "Ziya, for my brother, I have thirty or fifty hotels and restaurants in Chaoge City, and you will go to a store for me every time you go to sit in the town, which store you go to, and all the money earned that day in which store will belong to you, do you think it's okay?" Song Yiren has done this part, which shows that he is generous.

When Jiang Ziya heard this, there was such a good deal, and he was overjoyed: "Thank you brother for your support." Song Yiren nodded and went on his own.

The next day, Jiang Ziya began to collect accounts in Song Yiren's shop, to say that the mildew of this broom star is really powerful, Jiang Ziya and Marseille have been together for more than a few months, and their bodies are naturally contaminated with some mildew and bad luck, with these mildew bad luck attacks, Jiang Ziya no matter which restaurant tavern he goes to, to ensure that the store can't even be opened.

Song Yiren saw that he really couldn't, and when he learned that Jiang Ziya would tell hexagrams, he chose a place in Chaoge and opened a fortune-telling parlor, so that Jiang Ziya could fend for himself and leave him alone.

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